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Romance › Covid-19 Ashawo Beer Parlour thread Attains 3K+ Pages(,pic) by Firstorderwizard(op): 12:22pm On Apr 12, 2020
As far as prick lives, pvssy trends

Romance › Re: This Animal Was Killed In Our Compound This Evening , I Couldn't Figure Its Name by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:38am On Apr 12, 2020
In black Africa,bioconservation died
Health › Re: Kano State Records First COVID-19 Case by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:26pm On Apr 11, 2020
Simplyleo:
Really?

In Kano?

I pray this doesn't spread like wildfire in that state.

Btw, mynd44 or lalasticlala I still don't understand the reason I was banned.

I wrote "igbo Shiites" and got banned on that basis. Pls is that an insult? Aren't there igbo Muslims? And if there are, is it not possible for igbo to be a Shiite member? How is that an insult? Or you guys just feel like banning me to give chance for some people to achieve their biafla on nairaland?
Mods this clown deserves a second ban till 2045
Food › Re: Big Fishes Caught In Ahoada, Rivers State (Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:20pm On Apr 11, 2020
In black Africa,bioconservation died
Romance › Re: She Stopped Taking My Calls What Really Happened by Firstorderwizard(m): 2:15pm On Apr 10, 2020
If bush meat escape today, tomorrow is another hunting day.
Op, clean nyash move on
Politics › Re: 1983 Face Off Buhari Vs Idris Deby by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:15am On Apr 10, 2020
Fake news
Romance › Re: ... by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:57am On Apr 08, 2020
This palm pay advert guy resemble Pastor Fatoyinbo

Who else observed that huh

Romance › Re: My First Approach Experience.( Amateur) by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:13am On Apr 07, 2020
Market place?
Hahahahaha
Somebody is about to romance mammy water












*goes back to quarantine*
Christianity Etc › Re: Watch Video: FG Locked Down Lagos, Abuja To Secretly Install 5G – Oyakhilome by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:30am On Apr 07, 2020
This is a lie!! Who watched the video?
Romance › Re: Please I Need Advice A Always Masturbate But Don't Get Erect by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:16pm On Apr 05, 2020
We the Vaseline crew(nairaland chapter) here by
announce that op is not a fully registered member therefore he's not entitled to the benefits accruable to vaseliners .


Signed: Management
Health › Re: Funke Akindele Arrested For Hosting Party Despite Lockdown by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:07pm On Apr 05, 2020
chefremy:
I dont get why everyone is angry about her having a party, its their lives naa, fine she went against what she preached so, was she the first person to do that? Besides who knows if there is even one coronavirus case in Nigeria.
I'm just forced to call you a fool
Health › Re: Ondo Records First Case Of Coronavirus, Military Officer Who Returned From India by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:03pm On Apr 03, 2020
Diasporans send in billions of dollars annually into our country and therefore we can't discriminate them at this time
Romance › Re: Omg Am Tired Of My Relationship by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:41pm On Apr 03, 2020
Dunno why I find this thread funny grin
Romance › Re: My Dangerous Encounter With A Girl by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:57am On Apr 03, 2020
I'm only here to confirm your heaven status

Politics › Re: Osagie Ehanire Silent On Question About Abba Kyari’s Whereabouts by Firstorderwizard(m): 1:46pm On Apr 02, 2020
E don be
Romance › Re: How To Cope With A Stingy Boyfriend? by Firstorderwizard(m): 1:04pm On Apr 02, 2020
webizone:
Marry that lady.
Read my previous thread, u'll know how far we've
gone
Health › Re: COVID-19: William Gyang & Nura Jibrin Repair 3 'Scrap' Ventilators In Jos by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:56am On Apr 02, 2020
Good
Romance › Re: How To Cope With A Stingy Boyfriend? by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:19am On Apr 02, 2020
I intentionally fake stinginess to enable me weed out fake girls with fake love.
95% of girls failed the test but my current babe
passed and she is reaping her rewards bountifully.

I have my rules for spending on her though

1. I only give when it is necessary not when she wants
2. I give to reward her when she does something impressive.

For example, through her efforts, I got a contract that fetched me a huge sum of money and juicy business connections.
I rewarded her by sponsoring her master's program (not by giving her cash).
Romance › Re: How I Lost Her 2years Ago by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:13am On Apr 02, 2020
Dunno why weed keep ringing in my head after reading this
Health › Re: Very Old People Who Recovered From Coronavirus Disease Around The World by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:06am On Mar 31, 2020
Evidence of good living


In other news

A non snake thread created by lala himself .
Wow!

Somebody shout hallelujah!!!
Politics › Re: Gas Shortage: Blackout Looms Nationwide As Gencos Cut Generation by Firstorderwizard(m):
If you no get generator you are on your own
Romance › Re: COVID-19: Story Of A Quarantined Cutie Dancing On A Rooftop In Newyork(Pics) by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:17am On Mar 31, 2020
Sadly, it can't work here
Foreign Affairs › Does Donald Trump Sleep At All? by Firstorderwizard(op): 10:29pm On Mar 30, 2020
Always granting live interviews and state of the nation addresses every hour.
Romance › Re: I'm Afraid She Might Get Pregnant by Firstorderwizard(op): 7:58pm On Mar 30, 2020
Chi59:
Issorait.
We're always here to tell you congratulations and to coo over your baby. Keep knacking.
I'll invite you for naming ceremony soon




shocked

You've got some nice lips though








What am I even typing undecided
Romance › Re: I'm Afraid She Might Get Pregnant by Firstorderwizard(op): 7:48pm On Mar 30, 2020
Maryjane001:
Oga OP, there are other things u guys can do despite experimenting on different sex positions.
I even salute her parents for allowing her stay with you. Most parents can not.
Anyway wetin b my own, I m hopefully expecting good news by November/December.
Things like what?
Watching TV, playing chess, teleconferencing with friends, taking a walk at a nearby field, we've been doing this things.
We've missed each others presence for long hence the double attraction for her.
Health › Re: Coronavirus Survivor, Ayodeji Osowobi Shares Her Story by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:59pm On Mar 30, 2020
Congrats
Romance › Re: I'm Afraid She Might Get Pregnant by Firstorderwizard(op): 3:58pm On Mar 30, 2020
Sunshyne200:
And if she gets pregnant you can't abort doctors are busy with more serious issues...
Abortion is a no no. I'm strongly against it

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