Romance › Covid-19 Ashawo Beer Parlour thread Attains 3K+ Pages(,pic) by Firstorderwizard(op): 12:22pm On Apr 12, 2020 |
As far as prick lives, pvssy trends
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Romance › Re: This Animal Was Killed In Our Compound This Evening , I Couldn't Figure Its Name by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:38am On Apr 12, 2020 |
In black Africa,bioconservation died |
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Health › Re: Kano State Records First COVID-19 Case by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:26pm On Apr 11, 2020 |
Simplyleo: Really?
In Kano?
I pray this doesn't spread like wildfire in that state.
Btw, mynd44 or lalasticlala I still don't understand the reason I was banned.
I wrote "igbo Shiites" and got banned on that basis. Pls is that an insult? Aren't there igbo Muslims? And if there are, is it not possible for igbo to be a Shiite member? How is that an insult? Or you guys just feel like banning me to give chance for some people to achieve their biafla on nairaland? Mods this clown deserves a second ban till 2045 |
Food › Re: Big Fishes Caught In Ahoada, Rivers State (Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:20pm On Apr 11, 2020 |
In black Africa,bioconservation died |
Romance › Re: She Stopped Taking My Calls What Really Happened by Firstorderwizard(m): 2:15pm On Apr 10, 2020 |
If bush meat escape today, tomorrow is another hunting day. Op, clean nyash move on |
Politics › Re: 1983 Face Off Buhari Vs Idris Deby by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:15am On Apr 10, 2020 |
Fake news |
Romance › Re: ... by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:57am On Apr 08, 2020 |
This palm pay advert guy resemble Pastor Fatoyinbo Who else observed that 
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Romance › Re: My First Approach Experience.( Amateur) by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:13am On Apr 07, 2020 |
Market place? Hahahahaha Somebody is about to romance mammy water
*goes back to quarantine* |
Christianity Etc › Re: Watch Video: FG Locked Down Lagos, Abuja To Secretly Install 5G – Oyakhilome by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:30am On Apr 07, 2020 |
This is a lie!! Who watched the video? |
Romance › Re: Please I Need Advice A Always Masturbate But Don't Get Erect by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:16pm On Apr 05, 2020 |
We the Vaseline crew(nairaland chapter) here by announce that op is not a fully registered member therefore he's not entitled to the benefits accruable to vaseliners .
Signed: Management |
Health › Re: Funke Akindele Arrested For Hosting Party Despite Lockdown by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:07pm On Apr 05, 2020 |
chefremy: I dont get why everyone is angry about her having a party, its their lives naa, fine she went against what she preached so, was she the first person to do that? Besides who knows if there is even one coronavirus case in Nigeria. I'm just forced to call you a fool |
Health › Re: Ondo Records First Case Of Coronavirus, Military Officer Who Returned From India by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:03pm On Apr 03, 2020 |
Diasporans send in billions of dollars annually into our country and therefore we can't discriminate them at this time |
Romance › Re: Omg Am Tired Of My Relationship by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:41pm On Apr 03, 2020 |
Dunno why I find this thread funny  |
Romance › Re: My Dangerous Encounter With A Girl by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:57am On Apr 03, 2020 |
I'm only here to confirm your heaven status
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Politics › Re: Osagie Ehanire Silent On Question About Abba Kyari’s Whereabouts by Firstorderwizard(m): 1:46pm On Apr 02, 2020 |
E don be |
Romance › Re: How To Cope With A Stingy Boyfriend? by Firstorderwizard(m): 1:04pm On Apr 02, 2020 |
webizone: Marry that lady. Read my previous thread, u'll know how far we've gone |
Health › Re: COVID-19: William Gyang & Nura Jibrin Repair 3 'Scrap' Ventilators In Jos by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:56am On Apr 02, 2020 |
Good |
Romance › Re: How To Cope With A Stingy Boyfriend? by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:19am On Apr 02, 2020 |
I intentionally fake stinginess to enable me weed out fake girls with fake love. 95% of girls failed the test but my current babe passed and she is reaping her rewards bountifully.
I have my rules for spending on her though
1. I only give when it is necessary not when she wants 2. I give to reward her when she does something impressive.
For example, through her efforts, I got a contract that fetched me a huge sum of money and juicy business connections. I rewarded her by sponsoring her master's program (not by giving her cash). |
Romance › Re: How I Lost Her 2years Ago by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:13am On Apr 02, 2020 |
Dunno why weed keep ringing in my head after reading this |
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Health › Re: Very Old People Who Recovered From Coronavirus Disease Around The World by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:06am On Mar 31, 2020 |
Evidence of good living
In other news
A non snake thread created by lala himself . Wow!
Somebody shout hallelujah!!! |
Politics › Re: Gas Shortage: Blackout Looms Nationwide As Gencos Cut Generation by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:05am On Mar 31, 2020*. Modified: 10:01am On Mar 31, 2020 |
If you no get generator you are on your own |
Romance › Re: COVID-19: Story Of A Quarantined Cutie Dancing On A Rooftop In Newyork(Pics) by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:17am On Mar 31, 2020 |
Sadly, it can't work here |
Foreign Affairs › Does Donald Trump Sleep At All? by Firstorderwizard(op): 10:29pm On Mar 30, 2020 |
Always granting live interviews and state of the nation addresses every hour. |
Romance › Re: I'm Afraid She Might Get Pregnant by Firstorderwizard(op): 7:58pm On Mar 30, 2020 |
Chi59: Issorait. We're always here to tell you congratulations and to coo over your baby. Keep knacking. I'll invite you for naming ceremony soon  You've got some nice lips though What am I even typing  |
Romance › Re: I'm Afraid She Might Get Pregnant by Firstorderwizard(op): 7:48pm On Mar 30, 2020 |
Maryjane001: Oga OP, there are other things u guys can do despite experimenting on different sex positions. I even salute her parents for allowing her stay with you. Most parents can not. Anyway wetin b my own, I m hopefully expecting good news by November/December. Things like what? Watching TV, playing chess, teleconferencing with friends, taking a walk at a nearby field, we've been doing this things. We've missed each others presence for long hence the double attraction for her. |
Health › Re: Coronavirus Survivor, Ayodeji Osowobi Shares Her Story by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:59pm On Mar 30, 2020 |
Congrats |
Romance › Re: I'm Afraid She Might Get Pregnant by Firstorderwizard(op): 3:58pm On Mar 30, 2020 |
Sunshyne200: And if she gets pregnant you can't abort doctors are busy with more serious issues... Abortion is a no no. I'm strongly against it |