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Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Godly Ways To Enjoy Yourself As A Christian by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:42am On Sep 22, 2019
undecided
I'm only waiting for the ungodly ways to enjoy list.
Christianity Etc › Re: Speaking In Tongues: 5 Things You Should Know by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:39am On Sep 22, 2019
Hypocrites everywhere. That's why I stopped attending Church.

Kalixx:
I have never seen a nigerian tongue-speaker ever burst into some Phillipine vowels or something. Yet they are so confident speaking an incoherent pile of gibberish.

How can grownups look one another in the eye and still be comfortable deceiving themselves?

Anyway, these days they're growing quite a bit uncomfortable, especially when one drunkard church member sights an olosho on the podium 'manifesting in tongues' and in his mind he's like 'even you?' shocked

But then, the Holy Spirit is about to 'move', so who's to question the vessel he chooses?

Nigeria is home to one of the highest concentrations of hypocrites.

In biblical times, the Jews were still trying sef; they were only too self-righteous yet Jesus will slam them saying 'Woe unto you, hypocrites!'

If Jesus were in Nigeria now, he would say something like 'Woe and calamity fall on all of una! Yeye!!'
Sports › Re: Qatar 2022 World Cup Stadium Has Hotel Room With Perfect Pitch View (Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:35pm On Sep 21, 2019
To even think Nigeria is pumping out the same oil as this people.
Why are we so cursedhuh
Celebrities › Re: Real Breast! Another Nigerian Male Barbie Spotted In Brazil. Photos by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:08pm On Sep 21, 2019
Musa have seen everything for gate
Politics › Re: Full Details Of FG Charges Against Sowore And Mandate (Charge sheet) by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:24am On Sep 21, 2019
2rez:
[s][/s]
Truth is bitter than chloroquine
Get that into ur empty skull undecided
Politics › Re: "Buhari Is Planning A 3rd Term" - Deji Adeyanju by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:59am On Sep 21, 2019
grin
Politics › Re: Full Details Of FG Charges Against Sowore And Mandate (Charge sheet) by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:02am On Sep 21, 2019
shocked
How Sowore ended up eating watery beans reserved for Nnamdi KANU is a perfect example of "uwa na eme ntughali" (the world rotates).
Afonja have refused to learn from history, one day they will become history. undecided
Politics › Re: #revolutionnow: FG Files Treason, Fraud Charges Against Sowore by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:37am On Sep 21, 2019
grin
Politics › Re: Fayemi, Wike’s Newfound Friendship Set Tongues Wagging by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:28am On Sep 21, 2019
I'm only here to read what zombies will say
Politics › Re: What Happened To The Federal Government's Whistle-Blowing Policy? by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:00pm On Sep 20, 2019
Nah next level we dey na.
Next level of whistle blowing=Trumpet blowing. DAT one dey angel Michael hand sha.
What am I even saying lipsrsealed undecided
Crime › Re: Pastor David Daniel Beaten For Masturbating During Deliverance On A Lady by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:46pm On Sep 20, 2019
cry

Musa have seen everything for gate undecided

Meanwhile

#Buharimustgo
Crime › Re: Young Man Commits Suicide In Katsina (Graphic Photo) by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:34pm On Sep 20, 2019
#Buharimustgo
Romance › Re: Teenager Dies After Maturbating Straight 56 Times by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:12pm On Sep 20, 2019
We the association of village people hereby denounce our involvement in his death cos our members were on official tour as at the time of his death.

Signed
Secretary
Crime › Re: Police Give Food To Gracious David West, Port Harcourt Serial Killer by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:11pm On Sep 20, 2019
#Buharimustgo
Romance › Re: Why Are "Ugly" Girls More Seductive Than Neat And Beautiful Girls?? by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:51pm On Sep 19, 2019
U never jam ugly gal with tight p**sy and mind blowing bedmatics.
Fyn gals are over rated.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Astana Europa League (1 - 0) On 19th September 2019 by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:20pm On Sep 19, 2019
Ordinary ov 0.5 dey hard manu to deliver.
If my 200k ticket cut eeh
Sports › Re: Ronaldo In Search Of Mcdonald’s Girls Who Gave Him Free Burgers As A Kid by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:43pm On Sep 19, 2019
Davebio:
This Ronaldo sha...I say dis over and over again...if I no see this Ronaldo then I am not ready to die.

Just as I jam my ex gf after 9yrs yesterday. (Dated for 7yrs, separated for 9yrs). Surprisingly we both named our kids same name unknowingly.
Choii! I pity the poor husband undecided
Travel › Re: Flood Sweeps Off Road In Benin City After 10-Hour Rainfall (Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:39pm On Sep 18, 2019
In sane countries, this is more than enough to sack the commissioner for works undecided
Phones › Re: What Are Your Favourite Websites You Visit When You Are Bored? by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:11pm On Sep 18, 2019
Xvideos.com
awon soapy gang undecided

ploutus:
So what are those buzz websites you visit when boredom hits you, or website you like visiting generally?
Crime › Re: Policeman Smashed Man's Car After He Refused To Give Him N100 Bribe [Photo] by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:05pm On Sep 18, 2019
Homeboiy:
Apostolic street off igbesamwam close to igbesanwam primary school
Create a thread on this and tag me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Napoli Vs Liverpool: UCL (2 - 0) On 17th September 2019 by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:01pm On Sep 17, 2019
Which kind match be this, when I don play ov 2.5
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Valencia: UCL (0 - 1) On 17th September 2019 by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:08pm On Sep 17, 2019
Sylraph1:
Carry All UCL games today
Play all ov2.5 and goal goal...single ticket

Thank me later
Inter never score even one goal at 65mins
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions' League: Borussia Dortmund Match Postponed, See Why (Picture) by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:11pm On Sep 17, 2019
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Crime › Re: Masquerade Kills A Man In Orsu, Imo State (Disturbing Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:40pm On Sep 17, 2019
Unfortunately in the eyes of the law, spirits of the ancestors have no legal entity.
They cannot sue or be sued undecided
Politics › Re: Reps Threaten Onyeama, Lawmakers Invite Allen Onyema, Air Peace Boss by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:37pm On Sep 17, 2019
While Ali the customs boss that ignored the Senate is walking freely.
Nigeria will only get better if tribalism is separated from governance undecided
Celebrities › Re: Davido's Fiancée, Chioma Flaunts Her Engagement Ring (Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:51am On Sep 17, 2019
jendhorlee:
so chioma had premarital sex
No nah marital presex they had
Sports › Abandoned Match by Firstorderwizard(op): 2:54am On Sep 16, 2019
My won multiple bet is hanging because of an abandoned match.(Venezuela league) and the team I staked on is leading by 3.0
Is there any hope for me?
Who else have experienced such?
Romance › Re: I Have Been "Ubunjanise" God Bless You Ubunja Read My Story by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:56pm On Sep 14, 2019
ubunja:
I always say Fvck Hoes, but marry Virgins.
To meet u on a very good day remains a dream yet unfulfilled. How I wish I stumbled across your threads earlier. Today I'm a free man.
Free from the shackles of emotional manipulation.
Thank you ubunja.
Politics › Re: Why Nigeria Cannot Afford A Stand-Off With South Africa By Kakanda (Al-jazeera) by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:46pm On Sep 14, 2019
La commentus reservus la waiting for APC zombies to comment.
Foreign Affairs › Re: A Black Man Was The First President Of American, Not George Washington by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:39am On Sep 14, 2019
undecided
Politics › Re: Bauchi Governor Refunds Unicef's N15 Million Meant For Malnutrition Intervention by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:01am On Sep 13, 2019
As transparent as PDP

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