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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Senate President Secured FIRS Job For 26 People In His Zone by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:31pm On Oct 15, 2019

zombies over to you

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Romance › Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by Firstorderwizard(m): 2:58pm On Oct 15, 2019

local man is cannoted undecided

Romance › Re: When A Woman Offers You Herself And You Refuse.. by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:53pm On Oct 14, 2019

Kevsmart88:
Hello romancelanders...am gonna be quite brief.
Have been asking this damsel out for quite a couple of months now,she keeps giving me the i'm not ready response.. she has been to my place on two occasions and each time she visits,she tries initiating sex which i refuse albeit politely in a bid to prove to her I want more than just sex nor the friends with benefits ish but each time i refuse,she ends up saying it was a test....am in my early 30's looking for a serious relationship with this same lady...but what got me real perplexed was her reaction while leaving today,she looked scorned and a bit infuriated...a part of me regrets my not giving in while the other part lavish accolades on me for my resolve...pls advise me cos i feel like i lost her already.....whatever happens, i feel posterity will judge me fairly.....should I jus let her be or persist?

So proud of you bro.Had similar experience with a colleague that year. She laid almost all the guys but I gave her levels and the respect I enjoyed b4 I left was top notch.

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Crime › Re: Young Lady Runs Mad In Portharcourt As Passersby Watch In Shock by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:49pm On Oct 14, 2019

Wetin concern Musa with dictionary

Politics › Re: Ebonyi Youths Charter 911 For Relocation Of Fulanis That Arrived At Mid Night by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:52am On Oct 14, 2019

At first they will look so helpless and defenseless. Give them just a decade and watch them outnumber and over power the indigenes and demand for their own emir and local govt.

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Romance › Re: #NoBarDay Nigerian Slay Queens With 'Heavy Boobs' Trends On Twitter (Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:57pm On Oct 13, 2019

We the Vaseline crew are happy to see this

Romance › Re: Help Me Out Guys I Need Advice(guys Only) by Firstorderwizard(m): 2:09pm On Oct 12, 2019

trilobite:
Neighbour package get as e be!!

You messed up having a serious conversation with her. Just be friendly, be playful and chop by accident. Once you do that, you have found your steady supply.

Shut down Evey attempt to define whatever you have going with her, by pushing her towards her toasters, and tell her you are still recovering from heartbreak and don't want to love now.

So be her friend, avoid any serious relationship talk, chop by accident (best to Target her when she's super Hot), then start giving her relationship advice to follow one of her serious toasters, infact make sure she ends up dating said toaster.

She will value both your sex, relationship advice, and not feel like you're using her.

This has worked for many, and is the surest way to avoid desperate girl wahala.
Enjoy your supply, as no matter what happens between her and the toaster you recommended she will always be available for you.

The best advice I've read on this forum this year.
U got my respect man

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Sports › Re: NFF Denies Owing Rohr And Denneby Three Months Salary by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:20pm On Oct 11, 2019

Wetin concern Musa with dictionary huh

Travel › Re: Hyacinth Takes Over Ikorodu Ferry Terminal In Lagos, Many Trapped (Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:58am On Oct 11, 2019

Arrest him now undecided

Business › Re: Z-Money: Zenith Bank Drives Convenient Banking, Financial Inclusion With Z-money by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:15am On Oct 10, 2019

Our govt should take urgent steps to ensure that the new bill is passed. This will help to curb the problem of sniper consumption among afonja muslims. What I'm saying is simply that amadioha should punish the angel that suggested I should be birthed here.

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Romance › Re: Romance: Meet Beautiful White Ladies In Canada Interested In Nigerian Men by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:06am On Oct 10, 2019

Crime › Re: Man Who Jumped Over Fence To Steal Turkey Caught (Video) by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:32pm On Oct 07, 2019

chai

Education › Re: Sex For Grade: Dr. Boniface Igbeneghu’s Facebook Page Stormed By Nigerians by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:13pm On Oct 07, 2019

Afonja disgracing Nigeria since 1889 undecided

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Romance › Re: Akinwunmi Adesina: Stop Marrying Small Girls; Marry Your Age Mates by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:06pm On Oct 07, 2019

If Aisha can make it with Buhari, you too can

meanwhile
A brother needs a 25 years old virgin for a very important prayer . He just need her to make some declarations (prayers) for him as requested by the prophet. He's willing to pay #20,000.
No physical contact needed. She just have to say the prayers in her location by mid night and that's all.
Pm me if you are interested.
FYI He's a Christian and very willing to provide all his details if you are in doubt.

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TV/Movies › Re: Nigerians React As Mercy Wins Bbnaija 2019 (photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:39pm On Oct 06, 2019

If Mercy can win 60m, you too can walk away with just 20k with little effort .

See below

A brother needs a 25 years old virgin for a very important prayer . He just need her to make some declarations (prayers) for him as requested by the prophet. He's willing to pay #20,000.
No physical contact needed. She just have to say the prayers in her location by mid night and that's all.
Pm me if you are interested.
FYI He's a Christian and very willing to provide all his details if you are in doubt.

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Celebrities › Re: The Moment Mercy Kissed Ike After She Won Big Brother Naija 2019 by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:37pm On Oct 06, 2019

Wetin concern Musa with dictionary undecided

meanwhile
A brother needs a 25 years old virgin for a very important prayer . He just need her to make some declarations (prayers) for him as requested by the prophet. He's willing to pay #20,000.
No physical contact needed. She just have to say the prayers in her location by mid night and that's all.
Pm me if you are interested.
FYI He's a Christian and very willing to provide all his details if you are in doubt.

Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Mike's Wife Rocks Cleavage-baring Outfit As She Awaits Her Husband by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:38pm On Oct 06, 2019

Buhari will definitely win the 60m

meanwhile
A brother needs a 25 years old virgin for a very important prayer . He just need her to make some declarations (prayers) for him as requested by the prophet. He's willing to pay #20,000.
No physical contact needed. She just have to say the prayers in her location by mid night and that's all.
Pm me if you are interested.
FYI He's a Christian and very willing to provide all his details if you are in doubt.

Food › Re: "We Are No More Buying SugarCane" - Nigerian Twitter Users by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:19am On Oct 06, 2019*

I no too blame that guy,the kind nyash and boobs local man dey see for street this days too much. Na my babe dey help me relief accumulated sexual tension.

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Politics › Re: Shehu Sani: What Death Of Ogbomosho Tortoise Means For Nigeria by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:14pm On Oct 04, 2019

The most important thing now is how to safeguard the tender skull of that historical tortoise undecided

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Crime › Re: Paedophiles On The Loose As Silence Pushes Randy Men Farther Away From Jail by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:03pm On Oct 04, 2019

Children of the fallen angel disgracing us since 1914.

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Career › Re: 5 Ways To Know It's Time To Quit Your Job by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:56am On Oct 02, 2019

nonhuman:
contact me if you're serious, I have one

Is she 25 and a confirmed virgin?
I'm serious but u also need to be serious cos of the spiritual nature of this engagement.

Celebrities › Re: Cee-c Goes Braless In Glittering Suit Top by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:19pm On Oct 01, 2019

They look good
meanwhile
A brother needs a 25 years old virgin for a very important prayer . He just need her to make some declarations (prayers) for him as requested by the prophet. He's willing to pay #20,000.
No physical contact needed. She just have to say the prayers in her location by mid night and that's all.
Pm me if you are interested.
FYI He's a Christian and very willing to provide all his details if you are in doubt.

Career › Re: 5 Ways To Know It's Time To Quit Your Job by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:46pm On Oct 01, 2019

Where is the job sef?

meanwhile,

A brother needs a 25 years old virgin for a very important prayer . He just need her to make some declarations (prayers) for him as requested by the prophet. He's willing to pay #20,000.
No physical contact needed. She just have to say the prayers in her location by mid night and that's all.
Pm me if you are interested.
FYI He's a Christian and very willing to provide all his details if you are in doubt.

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Romance › Re: Ubunja Has Finally Turn My Boyfriend Against Me by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:44pm On Oct 01, 2019

We fvck them hoes and marry them virgins

*Takes another red pill*

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Romance › Re: 9 Different Types Of Boyfriends Nigerian Girls Keep (photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:42pm On Oct 01, 2019

We fvck them hoes and marry them virgins

*swallows another red pill*

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Politics › Re: Senator Wamakko Feeding His Pigeons In His House In Sokoto (Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:25pm On Oct 01, 2019

While zombies are shouting sai baba on empty stomach and Mannabbq is looking for dead meat to sell.
OK kontunu undecided

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Romance › Re: Single Guys: Is Marriage The Key To Success? by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:23pm On Oct 01, 2019

SaintHilary:
Try it first

Then you'll know why Rudeboy made money first before singing I been dey beg u to try..Reason with me..If i no get today..i go get am tomorrow

Hustle bros..Make dem no use tinted glass carry ur babe pass u

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor And Masquerade Go Toe-To-Toe While 'Evangelizing' In Market Place by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:18pm On Oct 01, 2019

When the spirits of the ancestors starts taking weed know you then that the trumpet is getting set for eventual blowing

Politics › Re: Portraits Of Nigerian Heads Of State/Presidents From Independence To Date by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:55am On Oct 01, 2019

VillageHead:
Shey na Jonathan be our last presido?

Why wickedness no let OP post Bubu picture as a civilian president?

Sharap
What is civil about this regime??!

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