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Mama taught me to be nice to gals and treat them like queens. Papa never told me the truth. Now I know better after almost drinking sniper.

When I thought I have seen it all,now this
Naija I hailooo

Afonja and lies

sylve11:
That time wey him hairstyle be like bicycle seat.

I was told that the hole at the centre of bicycle seats is to enable the bicycle rider fart in peace. Is it true

Oboy see breast chai
I cover my eyes with the blood of vaseline

signature2012:
Ok.

The difference between a leader and a ruler.

I used to think that the black man is cursed but Rwanda has made me to change that perception

I see

Youths never get job and you are talking about job for the ancestors.
Nonsense and unemployment

Micholawoye:
A single unemployed guy was advised to get married and told that marriage and kids will bring him that major breakthrough that will take him to the next level.
What do you guys think since this advice was from a man of God?
I will appreciate your advice and experiences. Thanks.

How can you marry with this ur cut and join grammar. Mbanu

phylshan:
Like seriously?

Serious bro, I even begged her for the bad things I did to her and she accepted. I think I beefed by confessing how much I love her.

When you think you have seen it all,now this
Naija I hailoo

I'm just tired of naija gals. How can a gal be trolling you, disturbing your life,always hanging around even when i maltreat her etc for almost 3years only for me to finally try to upgrade her to a main chick and propose to her and boom she suddenly starts forming hard to get on a very serious level.

The way Igbo's are treated in this country further strengthens my believe that they are Jews.
Jews are destined to suffer neglect and persecution wherever they are found but the funny thing is that they always emerge stronger and tougher.
They suffered underthe Egyptian Pharaoh's, today Egypt is no match for Israel.
They survived years of Slavery in Babylon
They survived the Holocaust
They survived a war of attrition launched against them by the Arabs.
Today, they are still tougher and stronger.

Nwanne round up your masters program and flee from that place. FYI, you have been declared a kafir. I pray what I'm thinking will not happen.

Is she married

MountainView:
I don't wish to be seen as a pessimist, but, I think the world has come to that point where we have to face reality, poverty is real, and the thing is, it doesn't seem to be going away anytime soon, it's nobody's fault that our mind keep wondering how we got to the point we are now, that we can't even afford the necessities of life.

Nobody was born with negative thoughts

It's the harsh realities of life.


I'm looking for an investor for my Tech start-up

People like you give me hope about Nigerian girls. Not all naija gals dumb

How I wish it was Jubrins cap that was removed,
Fowl nyash for show

MPESA:
To the best of my knowledge it's a deliberate act , she's just marking her territory and nothing spiritual about it.

Thanks for this, I was thinking its sth diabolical

Yahaya Bello till Kogi get sense

There's this babe that ticks all the boxes wrt what I need in a woman but she's got a flaw. Always forgetting her inner wears(pants and bra's) any time she visits. She just left this morning and right there in my corridor is two of her pants.
This is the fifth time she's doing this anytime she visits. Could this be suggestive of something?

The only zoo I know is Nigeria

My babe fits in all. I'm gonna reconsider my plan to dump her quietly. I need to upgrade our relationship status.

We the Yoruba Muslims will remain loyal to our Fulani masters

ATM card

op thanks for this picture, I showed it to my dog and it started solving calculus

Too many weak niggaz this days

WowSweetGuy:
when u use cotton bud on ur ear who enjoys d feeling more....d cotton bud stick or d ear?

This is epic

I'm yet to understand the motive behind this post

That's why I don't joke with my red pills