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Politics › Re: KILODE! 1500 Islamic Clerics Hired To Pray For Saraki by fistonati(m): 10:48pm On Sep 20, 2015
May God answers all our prayers
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ben Carson On US Muslim Presidency: "I Would Not Advocate That" by fistonati(m): 10:45pm On Sep 20, 2015
Well, in my own observation politics cannot be separated from religion. Its his own opinion. All dt matters is may God lead us and our paths
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Engineers Reconstruct Bridge Blown Up By Boko Haram by fistonati(m): 10:27am On Sep 20, 2015
despite constructing it emergently, it wil be stronger, reliable and durable dan dones government constructed. Its gonna be cheaper as well
Politics › Re: Senators Begin Moves To Impeach Saraki by fistonati(m): 10:21am On Sep 20, 2015
Tinubu's naira rain don fall una side. hope una do organise ppl wey go protest for una.
Politics › Re: Arrest Order: Saraki Relocates From Residence - The Nation by fistonati(m): 3:04am On Sep 20, 2015
The hunter seems been hunted, LAW OF KARMA at its peek. Saraki, are u truly a criminalhuh? Are u truly on ur ownhuh pls tell d court.
Politics › Re: Saraki Goes Into Hiding by fistonati(m): 3:00am On Sep 20, 2015
Truth be told, dis is why i always clamour for periodic and objective check and balance of public & political office holders, if our leaders had been checked duely wen in office all ds wont be of discus now. Its unfortunate dt afta election, we goes back to sleep and dt allow politicians to have dia way. Bt if he's found guilty, he shud face d wrath.
Politics › Re: Buhari Disgraces Nigeria Again On Foreign Media (video) by fistonati(m): 8:22pm On Sep 17, 2015
I don't have to download d video because he remains my president as I wish to be in THAT POSITION one day. Let's cherishe wat we have. Pls and pls dt office deserve our respect as we gave him d mandate as we voted for him.
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Prisons In Norway And Sweden. No Jokes!!! by fistonati(m): 11:47pm On Sep 15, 2015
Naija ppl will rush to commit crime there soon
Politics › Re: North Korea Sends Serious Warning To Nigeria Over Inciting Movie…see by fistonati(m): 11:41pm On Sep 15, 2015
America Wey do the movie sef, Korea no threaten am, na Nigeria Wey do d piracy Korea dey hala for. No matter how stubborn Korea is, Alaba and Amure boys for Ibadan stubborn pass. Naija home videos Wey never come out sef, e don dey sell massively inside traffic. If u wan Confam ds, go ask Obasanjo about his book.
Politics › Re: NDLEA Arrests Notorious Drug Pusher At Lagos Airport by fistonati(m): 12:39am On Sep 12, 2015
At what age, didn't he wanna leave legacies behind?? Don't worry, ur boys won't miss u while u are in prison.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Knows About Funsho Williams Murder; Buhari Is Surrounded By ‘vampires’ by fistonati(m): 12:35am On Sep 12, 2015
Source or its a bitter lie
Politics › Re: Breakingnews: Names Of Ministers For Screening. by fistonati(m): 12:20am On Sep 12, 2015
Pidgin Proverbs
.
1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of
pikin.
2. Woman wey never see problem... Na im dey
still hold breast run.
3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant
sleep.
4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na later é go
hear am.
5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.
6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl go lay
boiled egg.
7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD.
8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey
say him march fish, wetin him mama go march?
9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know
say the journey far.
10. Person wey don faint before no be stranger
to death.
11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin
hungry man dey see.
12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she
dey enjoy labour pains.
13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit.
14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody
hail am!! é go hail himself
15. Toto water small, but é reach prick take baff.
16. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND,
SHE GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND.
17. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.
18. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter
how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside.
19. Pikin wey say him mama no fine they use
style call him papa blind man.
20. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take
dey share meat.
21. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him
know wetin he wan Catch.
22. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open.
23. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT
STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK.
24. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start.
25. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for
food.
26. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you.
27. Thief wey jump fence enter house where
owner dey wait for am, no go jump again.
28. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tell
am say him sabi bury.
29. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im
dey kill am.
30. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you
dey craze.
31. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth
cut am.
32. My thing and our thing no be the same oh.
33. Na happiness dey make prick stand.
34. Na as goat stand for market dem dey price
am.
35. Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be
wahala.
36. Its a small world!! No mean say you fit trek
from Naija go London.
37. No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit
boil beans.
38. Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go
still end up inside pot of soup.
39. Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap.
40. Akara and moin moin get the same parent,
na wetin dem pass through make dem different.
Politics › Re: Breakingnews: Names Of Ministers For Screening. by fistonati(m): 12:17am On Sep 12, 2015
Should ds be, I ask who are d leaders of tomorrow
Politics › Re: I Will Name My Cabinet On Oct 1st - Buhari by fistonati(m): 12:10am On Sep 12, 2015
Patiently waiting, atleast fashola, amaechi, Barr. Shittu etal will know dia faith. BP dem don dey high. Que sera sera.
Politics › Re: Expressing your own opinion is never a crime. by fistonati(m): 11:59pm On Sep 11, 2015
Says whohuh Let dt be after u have cleared ursef of d website and borehole misma u found ursef. Just a pity dt u were celebrated while in office but we said u were corrupt, ppl said u were working (on our money and future).
Politics › Re: Ranking System Of Police And Armed Forces by fistonati(m): 1:25am On Aug 25, 2015
Bring me Odiaka's semo with ogbono plus a litre of pamy to skelewu ds FTC tin. Make una folow join. Back to d topic, am highly interested in ds too, coincidentally I saw it on a current affairs but I need to be educated.
Politics › Re: Fayose Paying Compensation Before Demolishing Illegal Structures (picture) by fistonati(m): 2:05pm On Aug 22, 2015
It's a challenge, let another government do better
bunmioguns:
grin


Tanoids will be happy to see this
Business › Re: List Of 41 Imported Items CBN Ban From Forex by fistonati(m): 9:17pm On Aug 12, 2015
Oh God!!! Toothpicks arent listed, i guess there is waiver for that
Politics › Re: You and your posts... by fistonati(m): 11:24pm On Aug 03, 2015
u failed to identity d ethics of journalism, u may be objective but i dnt find ur news worthy anymore. Learn frm comments here and make a name for ursef in journalism/blogging. U cant impose news, u can only gv reason to be part of it. Moreover, nt all coments need reply a simple thank u wil do d job.
Politics › Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Plans To Assassinate Me For Exposing N35.5 Billion Fraud" - Sahara by fistonati(m): 11:14pm On Aug 03, 2015
And d next case in ds court is against tinubu, amaechi, okorocha et all. If not I don't believe it
Politics › Re: Why Nigerians Should Accept Homosexuality by fistonati(m): 10:53pm On Aug 03, 2015
MaziKachi:
60% of Africa's problems stem from intolerance, like your refusal to accept gay people. Corruption, ineptitude and other factors account for the remaining 40%. Accept gay rights, accept muslims/christians (depending in which one youre), accept other tribes despite their differences, and you have done you a sizable work in solving Africa's problems.
i wil help promote ur idea by giving u T-fare to go to d nearest police station and ask dem to lock u up for saying ds. I guessed u were denied visa by USA, sayn ds wnt let dem gv u. Nonentity
Politics › Re: Why Nigerians Should Accept Homosexuality by fistonati(m): 10:45pm On Aug 03, 2015
u must be insane.
Sports › Re: Delta Queens Football Club's Bus Attacked By Fulani Herdsmen by fistonati(m): 5:17pm On Jul 29, 2015
so where are the attackers and sign of d attackhuh
Politics › Re: Should Nigeria Have A Referendum by fistonati(m): 5:31pm On Jul 22, 2015
It is long overdue instead of ds severally rejected and abandoned National Conference
Politics › Re: 96 Die In Arepo Pipeline Explosion by fistonati(m): 5:29pm On Jul 22, 2015
May their souls rest in peace but let us stay out of trouble also
Politics › Re: The mothers of Ex President Olusegun Obasanjo's 21 children Revealed by fistonati(m): 5:26pm On Jul 22, 2015
Obasanjo should be compelled to ADVERTISE Condom and face make-ups. This man used his PIPE on Ladies HOSE no me small. Gv ds man an award abeg
Politics › Re: Olusegun Obasanjo, Pls Leave Goodluck Jonathan Alone. by fistonati(m): 8:59pm On Jul 21, 2015
There is no point begging obasanja to live jonathan alone, all we hv to remind him is dt What goes around; comes around. Obasanjo said he can die 4 nigeria, bt killing himsef becus of jonathan wil be more historic and Going to d media weekly against jonathan wont put obasanjo in d shoe of mandela, desmond tutu, lew-kwan yeu et all. I represent an objective and stable nigeria
Politics › Re: Niger Delta Will Suffer For Jonathan's Action -obasanjo by fistonati(m): 12:33pm On Jul 18, 2015
OBJ should show some respects and act like a statesman, all these utterances wil not put OBJ min d mold of Mandela, Desmond Tutu and Co. He should be useful to d nation now than to himself.
Politics › Re: Tension In Kano, As Seized N315bn Textile Materials Await Burning by fistonati(m): 12:25pm On Jul 18, 2015
Instead of encouraging local content, we are hell bent on diminishing efforts of some people dt has no govt. support and motivation despite indirectly taxing them. Doing ds will keep us importing everything abroad and unemployment will increase while NAIRA will keep falling behind other major currencies. Lets support our local contents.
Education › Re: JAMB Gives Date For Close Of 2015 Admission Processes by fistonati(m): 9:46pm On Jul 15, 2015
sokotoburundi:
Am applying for Chemistry Unilag and am not taking any chances this year! I think this is a Good development for me and my fellow science students seeking admission!
Thank GOD!
u beta start reading, use ds time u have for positive thinking and make god use of ur time now.

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