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Romance › Re: Wht To Discuss Wit Her? by fitzmayowa: 5:41pm On Apr 14, 2013
dowjones: Shut up ! What will it take you to put down SIMPLE, READABLE english? dont you know its rude to type like that cos it shows disregard for whoever you're passing the message to. This is a public forum not a BBM chatroom, if you require input from SENSIBLE people, i suggest you edit your post pronto.
Guy you wicked ooo...@Op youself for write this thing for pidgin now grin
Celebrities › Re: Moses Obi-Adigwe Wins Nigerian Idol Season 3 by fitzmayowa: 4:06pm On Apr 14, 2013
Rexxie: ANUBIRI_ANUOFIA. You never tire. Am sure you have papa Ajasco head.

Congrats to TEDDY BEAR. He really deserves the victory. I can see him reaching beyond the sky..
Guy you dey vex ooo...abi the guy steal your internet access nihuh
Romance › Re: Start As Friends Or Declare Your Intentions From Start? by fitzmayowa: 12:50pm On Apr 14, 2013
5alive: i cant comprehend anytin from this thread......





Am out
E be like say your brain don waka leave you abi...Mofo
Family › Re: 20-year-old Nigerian & His 65-year-old American Wife (Pictures) by fitzmayowa: 12:29pm On Apr 14, 2013
Anubiri: Wise boy $ foolish woman
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Anubiri: Wise boy $ foolish woman
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Anubiri: Wise boy $ foolish woman
Romance › Re: Never Loose A Girl With These Qualities by fitzmayowa: 12:21pm On Apr 13, 2013
Dosoq: ohh,Just lik me....
Oya give me your address make I come arrange things with you...grin
Romance › Re: Never Loose A Girl With These Qualities by fitzmayowa: 12:19pm On Apr 13, 2013
mysticgal: after all this qualities you make her miserable,sex her and then leave her.
#facts...that's what happens 90 percent of the time
Romance › Re: Men, Will You Chase A Girl Who Likes You Or A Girl You Like? by fitzmayowa: 11:45am On Apr 11, 2013
shol: I was in the same dilema some months back, i found out i'm not really into girls that chase me , while i'm always head over heels in love with girls that give me little or no attention ,while discussing with the guys in my hostel we discovered a panacea to this problem....

What you do is that you keep the one that loves you and play along with her, it'll be difficult for her to break your hear that's even if she's ever gonna do, the chance of loosing her is slim and try creating a connection with her , in that process you'll find yourself loving her back...

For the one you love buh doesn't return your love you can continue the chase maybe to get what you want, buh please dont ever force a girl to love you, because she'll leave at any slightest mistake hence leaving you heart broken after milking you dry....

To all please don't make the mistake of ignoring someone who loves you loke crazy because we only come accross them once in a lifetime.....
1000 likes
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is FCMB Recruiting? by fitzmayowa: 10:59am On Apr 11, 2013
[quote author=life_style]25K for wetin nah ?? angry[/quote]I tire ooo
Education › Re: Lightning Kills Female Student On Exam Day In Lagos by fitzmayowa: 7:49am On Apr 11, 2013
gboss4sure: That monarch might be sick but is clear he is deluded. Who are they strangers? Can a Nigerian be a stranger in his country? This is one of the reason that keep drawing Nigeria back.
The oba surely needs medical attention
Sports › Re: Why Sports Stars Go Broke- Sunday Oliseh by fitzmayowa: 8:54pm On Apr 09, 2013
*following*
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Keystone Bank Entry Level Salary by fitzmayowa: 3:41am On Apr 09, 2013
skfa1: grin grin grin








grin
I wish you quick recovery...get well soon bro grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Keystone Bank Entry Level Salary by fitzmayowa: 3:35am On Apr 09, 2013
yuzedo: SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE YOU BLUSTERING BÛFFOON! The greatest man in your lineage does not have shìt on me! Are you normally this daft or the internet has robbed you of your senses?! I was taking all this in good spirit, laughing about it and you are here aggravating a situation that ought not be more than a tea party. Look at yourself in the mirror and confess that you are a mÖron!
Your English teacher does not have diddly-squat on me!
Your Igwe would bedazzled and enraptured by my mastery and easy utility of the English language.
I have everything in life you seek. What do you have? A misplaced sense of entitlement on the internet about how people should relate to you and indulge your asinine excesses. And instead of being humble when your superiors are talking, you are speaking misplaced grammar you don't understand. Your expectations are flawed and your ignorance is repulsive. Your lack of intellect and a sense of humor is beyond comprehension. Pathetic case I tellya! But fear not, I will help you. Yes, I will.

Anuofia! angry
Can someone interpret please...me ahaff not understand this English...grin
Romance › Re: 20 Things To Start Doing In Your Relationships by fitzmayowa: 2:06am On Apr 09, 2013
mysticgal: maturity should be considered in a relationship also.
Seconded
Romance › Re: INCREDIBLE! Woman Sleeps With Her Son,now Pregnant For Him by fitzmayowa: 2:42pm On Apr 08, 2013
Na wa ooo
Romance › Re: She's Not Letting Go by fitzmayowa: 1:19pm On Apr 05, 2013
Food wey you no go chop...you no suppose smell am...
Romance › Re: Should I Accommodate A Distressed Married Woman In My House? by fitzmayowa: 12:50pm On Apr 05, 2013
eikeem: So, if you harbour her for 2 days because that's all the time she needs now, what happens when she decides to stay away from her husband for a month?
A man who rapes a woman he once loved in the presence of her kids will waste no time sniffing life out of you when push comes to shove. An unreasonable and jealous man is the last person you should pray to have issues with.
You have been a good and supportive friend, but now is the time to counsel and encourage her to involve her family before she dies an avoidable death.
If you can afford it, give her money to lodge in a hotel and/or arrange for transportation to her parents/relatives' place. You don't have to know the hotel she lodges in but you can always monitor her progress via phone.
Save a life, but in doing that, don't lose yours.
Well said bro
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Indians Are Enslaving Us In Our Own Country. All They Want Is Cheap Labour by fitzmayowa: 6:21am On Apr 05, 2013
blackprowler: There're many things you guys in Nigeria don't understand and I'm not surprised. If you understood them Nigeria will not be in the shit it is in. If you no like a job, don't apply shikena. Keep on marrying and having more children you hear. God will come and give you car, house etc. LOL
That should be the more reason why nigerians should be enslavedhuh with people like you i don't think this country has a future.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Indians Are Enslaving Us In Our Own Country. All They Want Is Cheap Labour by fitzmayowa: 6:14am On Apr 05, 2013
Welcome to the world of airtel, where everything they do is about profit and only profit...I would not want to agree with some points you made with regard to MTN, because some of them are not true, talking from experience, you only get those full benefits if you a employed by the parent company which is MTN, and with 80% of there call center contracted out, its no more like that. Only 20% of MTN staff enjoys majority of the benefits stated above. But even at that the call center been contracted out bt MTN still enjoys far far better than airtel...I guess its high time you guys involve NLC and other relevant unions to fight your course...
Fashion › Re: Students Design “Anti-Molestation” Underwear That Electric Shocks Attackers by fitzmayowa: 11:53pm On Apr 04, 2013
berem: I need one badly! All those yeye men who mistakenly touch my bobbie in a public bus and okada men who intentionally hold their brakes to feel the touch of my bobbie on their backs go hear am! angry
sheyie2007: which bobbie? huh The one we don flat finish?
shockedshockedshocked
Celebrities › Re: Meet Nadia Buari's Pretty Sisters by fitzmayowa: 4:44pm On Apr 04, 2013
pDude: Front page eh?



cry cry cry cry cry cry
Anything laila hits Front page...SMH
Jokes Etc › Equations For Those That Love Mathematics by fitzmayowa(op): 11:04am On Apr 04, 2013
Equation 1
Human = eat + work + sleep + enjoy

Donkey = eat + work + sleep

Therefore:

Human = Donkey + enjoy

Therefore:

Human- enjoy = Donkey in other words, A Human that does not know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore :

Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man - earn money = Donkey in other words, Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Equation 3

Woman = eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman - spend = Donkey in other words, Woman that doesn't spend = Donkey. To conclude

From equation 2 and equation 3, Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend. So Man earns money not to allow woman become donkey!
And a woman spends so man won't become a donkey!

So, we have
Man + Woman = Donkey + Earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore, from postulates 1,2 and 3 we can conclude that:
Man + Woman = 2 Donkey that lives happily together
Politics › Re: MEND Threatens To Commence Attacks From Friday by fitzmayowa: 10:14am On Apr 04, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]LOL!!


After chopping all our Amnesty money!!

Make MEND go siddon for creek jor! Those Pharisees sold their sould for Federal Government Contracts and amnesty! Their time don pass since 4 years ago!! Na BOKO HARAM dey reign now!!
[/quote]I tire ooo...anybody can just yarn anything for this country...na wa ooo
NYSC › Re: Medical Corper Kidnapped In Ebonyi Is Rescued by fitzmayowa: 10:05am On Apr 04, 2013
[quote author=val_dubem]Which one be medical corper?? A corper is a corper.

**na so dem dey treat them special for our camp like say no be d same university we go::mtchewwwww**[/quote]Guy you dey vex ooo...oya take cold pure water make you drink...grin
Sports › Re: Taribo Was 40 While Claiming 28 – Former Partizan President by fitzmayowa: 9:57am On Apr 04, 2013
Tolexander: samuel etoo didn't play in USA '94

He was the youngest player in france 1998 at [size=16pt]17years, 99days[/size]
He actually got it wrong...it was Rigobert Song who actually played at usa 94 and not eto
Celebrities › Re: Charlyboy's Daughter With Her Hubby & Children (Pictures) by fitzmayowa: 9:41am On Apr 04, 2013
tjskii: Charlyboyz family are just odd undecided
6kids actualy came from dt bod!! Wow,na just one I born wey I be lik bread wey dem throw inside water,choi cheesy grin
LWKMD...grin
Career › Re: Common Interview Questions And Answer Tips by fitzmayowa: 7:50am On Apr 04, 2013
Nice write up...GOD bless you jaru

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