₦airaland Forum

Hope say I'm Don write Wetin madam go talk Wen she wants order for meal.. Make she no go bomb the restaurant with her uncooked English

Bread and butter, ibos and rituals

Addicted2Women:
The best president in the history of Nigeria

I want Buhari to rule Nigeria for 70 more years, una never see hunger and hardship.

I love your sense of sarcasm

temptnow:
I thought they said cease fire. It's like federal government don't like peace. Or is it that all the people in aso rock don't have sense?

Does that mean vandals and criminals should be left to roam the streets?

crackhouse:
please what's the meaning of this.

Greatest of all time

BeeBeeOoh:
Same was done In North-East, But Did It Stop Boko Haram From Bombing??.. I guess your answer is as good as mine. Bro, brutal & lethal force is never & can never be the answer. Buhari should come down from his high horse & ride on a donkey(eating of humble pie) and do the needful.

And what should he do.. Go on his knees and beg.. He is even trying to clean up the mess their son gej never looked into isn't that enough if they ever had sense wouldn't they understand that it is the masses that end up suffering this and their sponsor gej will not bury them in golden caskets when they meet their loo

Louislewis:
[size=18pt]Daddy Jonathan, you are welcome sir! Thank you for handing peacefully over to the present government as wisdom demanded. I know that you peacefully handed over to them(APC government) so that, measures used in judging your government by this government as then the opposition party will be used to judge against them also. Today, they are facing it squarely without a single solution.[/size]

Na people like Una dey behind Naija problem if this kain thief be your dad can imagine who his kid will grow up to be

greatgod2012:
I really don't like any politician, almost all of them are liars. But for what GEJ did after election, he got and still getting my respect. Only good people can do such.
It shows he isn't power hungry.
It shows he respect the law.
It shows he's a peaceful man.
It shows he has a loving heart.
It shows he's not selfish.
It shows he's not bloody.

Steps aside after his father's left him.. Even they were concerned that at the rate he n his crew were embezzling Nigeria would be erased and what does he do after that funds a new militant group called Niger delta avengers

nnachukz:
For 365 days these statement has continued. It is a big shame that this set of people will keep crying and complaining like this for the remaining years. If you sack your MD and hired another only for him to keep turning out excses every month for a year, I wonder how such MD will boldly retain his job and assess himself.

It is what it is his name will continue to be called while the hurt lasts cos he spear headed the most corrupt government in Nigerias history and left Nigeria bankrupt.. Even his GOdfathers backed out seeing the extent of his greed

State check))

LoveMachine:
I see your frustration but hear me out.

The Clintons have been making policy since the 80's. Trump is old money and has been wielding influence as well.

Don't get it twisted I'm no sycophant. I want the best available minds to govern. But age is just as much a hindrance as advantage.

Personally, I want new and fresh young blood in the political space but not just for youth's sake. PMB has finally gotten his own budget passed. Let's see what proverbial tricks this old dog has.

Ure on point.. When the young goodluck was given the helm, he only sqandered funds

ononujuchika:
anu gboko,I know very well you must be one of those that hailed buhari when he called nigerians corrupt?
You guys went around telling us how bubu was an upright man when he made that lame comment in international fora.

Today,the chicken has come home to roast!
Very soon,even zuma will remind us of how corrupt we are.

And who is to blame for the tag, if not Jonathan

Pavarottii:
If after a year, u still calling GEJ.
Den u r a Mad man.

He will be called for decades cos he really let Nigerians down..and the wounds won't heal in a year except you want to lie to yourselves

He did not improve the railway system. Rather he built a terminal.. Na horses them wan dey stop for the terminal ofr Na those trains wey Don exist since days of Lord lizard.. Very very white goose project wonder how much was embezzled with this project until they abandoned it

The truth is improved tourism can help ease the issue of unemployment, Tunisia generates 70 percent of its revenue from tourism.. And Nigeria improving it's culture and tourism can help a lot.. That's the point we should be taking from his statements and not trying to criticize as if there is no sense at all in improving our culture and tourism

They hate trap and twerk videos and don't have trap and twerk tracks in their playlists cos there's no booty to clap to dose songs or twerk with

Bamz:
Yes I predicted this. Chelsea will play a role in who wins the title for a 3rd time.

True Blue through and through

And may Chelsea keep playing that role forever)))

Trying to replicate Cain and Abel

nawtyme:
Why not ask your president to bring his daughter home to school in University of Maiduguri?
Why not ask your president to receive medical treatment in State house medical center that has its budget more than that of all other federal medical institutions combined?
Why not ask your president to quit or at least start granting equal amount of interviews for our local media rather than expecting Nigerians to hear about his plans(that is if he has any) from foreign media?
When you do any of these, then you can ask Goodluck (the hero of African democracy) to spend his money and time where and how it pleases you.

I suggest you come up with a herbal formula for rational thinking. You would benefit from it too

Cheers.


Lalasticlala come and see Goodluck eating Zombie meat peppersoup and legend extra stout combination.

#ya kpotu ba.

His money.. He was a teacher earning a minimum wage then it was his money and his daughter was slim.. But once him begin climb the ladder after fagging as many of the politicians as possible.. He begin chop Naija moneyband him daughter begin fat.. Then you say his money.. If he sure say Na Im money lets see him eat in public here in Naija, at least the pepper soup and the legend extra stout dey here for naija

scachy:
Clap for ur self. Blind follower. U can trade ur life for a dullard. Who cares?

Dullard? Let's see if you will stick with this by 2019..

Tmercy:

You missed his transformation cos it never happened under him..

scachy:
my People knows better, have u wondered y lovers of democracy and rule of law still address Ex president GEJ as "My President "? Why address d current president as "Bubu, Dullard, Duara Dullard, Zombie " etc, I've lost count

Ur president not our president.. He had worse labels even from foreigners.. He was called a buffon by a popular foreign magazine that shows the extent to which he was poor.. And if you're expecting buhari to be a magician and rebuild what good luck destroyed in 6 yrs then sorry, he is no professor Pela..

raker300:
Let's see any past Nigerian president eat like this in peace in public even in foreign countries.

Okorocha learnt the hard way

He should have eaten in the public in Nigeria and we then will see if he for real is that loved.. He is the reason why Nigeria is in this state and the first ever Nigerian president to be labelled a buffon by foreigners never heard a Nigerian president called that until goodluck

See the result of all the embezzlement for the children body.. See Naija money as them stack am for them body.. See as them fatt

Child Abuse..

Which kain men she Bleep wey she get strength service dem each for only 20 mins ? Abi Na Bleep?

Heavens missing angel

Yorubas making Nigeria proud everywher

slysteel:
All these noisy children on nairaland go dey post before reading, are all those people mentioned not apc members?

They were pdp members

free13:
They are all APC members.

They were pdp members

steppin:
Funny enough na dem go talk say na Igbo people dey do rituals and juju pass, but all this human abbattoir wey plenty for Ogun state na Igbo people get am?

All the killings for rivers part Na rituals.. You better go comb your village welll