₦airaland Forum

adetayo234:
you are right. everything happening is about natural law. the natural law was so strong that it parted the red sea. this same natural law gave Sarah a child when she was far beyond menopause. this incredible natural law also made Mother Mary pregnant without sexual intercourse.


Wow!!! What an exceptional "natural law"!!!

A fool says in his heart that there is no God.

With the God you have, how come you still think like an animal? The only reason you believe in God is because you cannot think. It is easier to believe the someone can turn water to wine or like you just said, "part the red sea". Do you know why you will always be at a stand still? Because you still think like a caveman. And where do cavemen live? In caves.

Youngpo413:
try harder

MyGermanFriend: Seems you've turned him into a little bitc.h.

Me: Loooooooooool.

adetayo234:
the problem is not marriage. the problems is in the way people handle it. people go into marriage with the wrong person and they end up in divorce. people will not study their partners carefully and just marry like that. people will not read and learn about marriage before getting married. people will go into marriage for wrong reasons, like physical and monetary attractions only. there is no way such won't end up in divorce.

all in all, God can't be wrong when He said "it is not good for a man (and I believe a woman too) to live alone."

And that's the problem right there. Religion. There is no God. All that exists are natural laws. Natural laws and systems. People are just too lazy and too ignorant to read or to learn anything. You'll be surprised how the knowledge of the workings of the law of averages for instance can transform ones life to be incredibly successful. It definitely is not a must to marry because everyone is not the same.

okowande:
Who are you to embarrass fellow nairalanders. pele o . iwor na lo la oju. Jus shut d bleep up plz. Na only you dey abroad?

Not only me. It's just that you guys are wearing it thin to the point of redundancy.

Youngpo413:
more

MyGermanFriend: What do you think will happen to him this year? Do you think he will;

A. Get a job? or,

B. Commit suicide.

Me: Zero for A but definitely for B .

MyGermanFriend: Looooooooooooool.

Me: Looooooooooooooool.

Kingxway:
Ok

How many fvck was given?

It's like you guys just discovered this term. You do realize it is old as phuck right? Well, it takes a while for things to arrive Nigeria so i understand.

adetayo234:
Lolz. na moinmoin?

Abi what do you want me to say? Nigerians have this belief that it is the law that everyone must get married. Marriage is not for everyone nor does it translate to automatic happiness. If it was, divorce courts would not exist.

adetayo234:
the problem is that most of these girls set unrealistic and unreasonable standards that have their origins and inspirations from Telemundo

They don't know that those things happening in Telemundo rarely happen in real life

Yes. Especially since we all know that once you get married, it automatically means you will be happy everyday for the rest of you life.

Youngpo413:
next

MyGermanFriend: Loooooooooooooool.

Me: Looooooooooooooool.

Youngpo413:
not really you but your stupidity, start displaying again, why should I miss a foolish man like you and also don't forget to upload your Dp.

MyGermanFriend: Do you think he went looking for a job. I mean it's a new year.

Me: You give him too much credit. You have have to know what a job is to have one.

MyGermanFriend: Loooooooooool

Corrinthians:
Ipob yoots and hatred for good news..

How is something that is unsustainable good news?

stsinner:
Saraki is a badass. While some kids on NL were expecting to see him in jail,he forced bubu's hands to start this stipend of a thing in kwara state. Fear Naija politicans!

Hunger na bad thing i swear.

mapet:
@ bolded, Ok...... at this stage I can simply conclude I have been conversing with a zero intellect statistic.......

I would feel that way too if i was in a mental contest with someone who is better than me.

[quote author=boss1310 post=52542158][/quote]See your life? You know for a fact that on all levels you can never compete with me. Educationally, technically, financially, etc. Your are aspirations are limited to the exposure you are used to. So how can you understand?

mapet:
It is?

Now I understand you...... You think joining the military remedies your failures in life

Ok cheers!

Bros. Smh. Like i said before, it is because you don't know. 1) financially, i am comfortable enough feed take care of you and your entire generation forever. 2) Do you have an inkling of the skill set you get trained for as a United states Soldier? Obviously not. You think that ramshackle bunch of touts you are used to is what applies elsewhere? Lol.

mapet:
You mean you had to show us this to demonstrate that your reasoning capacity is moving towards the average? I suggest you take more shots with your school certs (if you have one) and what other qualifications you have. When you get to war front take another. I would like to see the "photo OP" of your squad, the good people accommodating pea brains like you on a continuous basis.

Let me also hazard a guess, you mean you actually went through all this trouble, got someone to take shots for you as well for what? A simple use of reasoning capacity would have saved you this needless problem. In fact this just tells me you're irredeemably stu.pid

Looooooooool. When the legs have cut from you, you have to options but to limp around verbally. But at least you now understand that your reasoning is no different from that of a cave man.

mapet:
Unfortunately, wearing the "T-shirt" is not always an equivalent of competent reasoning capacity; especially with a classic case of yours.

Actually it is. When you have a cave man mentality, you won't understand how normal people do things.

mapet:
All I see is a low-life, who cannot cut it, hiding under some "T-shirt" yet so dumb

Lol. And this makes makes sense to you how?

dudebuck:
on Sega Genesis? yes! lol, no mind the dingbat

MyGermanFriend: What time is it?

Me: 1930hrs. Why?

MyGermanFriend: I was just wondering considering the difference, shouldn't it be like after midnight over there? Doesn't he have a job?

Me: You are giving him too much credit. You have to know the definition of what a job is to have one.

MyGermanFriend: Lol.

Me: Can't you see the references to computer games he keeps mentioning? That is what he does for a living.

MyGermanFriend: How do people like these exist in the world.

Me: Broseph, i often wonder the same thing too.

[quote author=dudebuck post=52541430][/quote]Me: I told you he wasn't going to get you last witty comment.

MyGermanFriend: I can't believe it.

Me: He really doesn't know the difference between a donkey and an asss.

MyGermanFriend: How did you survive these people.

Me: Adapt and overcome. You have to understand, he thinks mainly with his stomach. Nothing else.

MyGermanFriend: Oh My God:

[quote author=dudebuck post=52541430][/quote]MyGermanFriend: You have to give him credit though. He uses a donkey meme because he knows he's an asss.

Me: Daaaaayyyyyuuummmnnnn. K.O dude. K.O.

[quote author=dudebuck post=52541412][/quote]MyGermanFriend: It's confirmed. Jesus.

Me: Yup.

dudebuck:
WTF? You stupid or something?? Youi mean you actually lauged at your stupidity and that of ur president, the dullard, please how weas the last session of cod 2 on your old PS2?

MyGermanFriend: You really weren't kidding. He really is that dumb?

Me: Told ya.

MyGermanFriend: WTF. You sure he's not a 12 years old who stole his mums phone to use. He's making no sense.

Me: That is what i have to deal with everyday. You lose brain cells dealing with these people. They jump from one thing to another.

MyGermanFriend: Maybe that's why they are so phucked up. I mean the thought process isn't there at all.

Me: Like i said; See what i have to deal with everyday?

dudebuck:
mtheeew

Loooooooooooool.

dudebuck:
are U out of words? Your rubbish cowardly army is worse than you in COD on an old PS2

Oh. Now i'm in the army? Who would have thunk? Let me ask my German friend his opinion.

MyGermanFriend: What's up?

Me: I shocked a buffoon today.

MyGermanFriend: Really? How?

Me: He thought i was a jobless coward like he is so i showed him what i really do.

MyGermanFriend: Lol. You bad men . From what you told of them, they don't have any exposure and think everyone is like them

Me: You nailed it. Now, he's trying to deflect from the embarrassment by just pulling shiit out of his asss .

MyGermanFriend: Lol. Humor him

Me: I'll try.

dudebuck:
continue making fun of yourself

Lol.

[quote author=dudebuck post=52540803][/quote]I see you've got the jist. Just make sure you and mapet shut the phuck up from now on when people who wear the T.shirt on any issue are talking and keep doing what you do best. Posting memes.

[quote author=dudebuck post=52540678][/quote]You think everyone on this forum is useless with zero future ambition like you? I just come here to make fun of mentally retard.ed people like you and mapet. Now run away and hide.

mapet:
On play-station like you? Of course no!

dudebuck:
yeah, in Call of duty on a second hand ps2 console.

If you can't read the writing, it says; dudebuck and mapet are shiit bag computer warriors. Don't worry, tomorrow i will do a full fledge photo Op with my squad to show you what soldiers really look like. Mo.rons.

dudebuck:
yeah, in Call of duty on a second hand ps2 console.

Lol. So, lets be clear. Are you saying that i am not one. I need to know before i prove it in order to embarrass you. I know you are brain dead and can never comprehend that out there in the real world, people are doing fantastic things. But they are child. They are.

boss1310:
OK you had the dream in 2014 and you still remember it by now.that's the year we had my last son,so stupo are you really telling me that a jobless citizen like you is still wallowing in that fantasy of yours.just greet obama next time you speak with him but take chloroquine after the conversation.
I think as Nairaland have miss and Mr Nairaland that they should provide a platform for stupid and dull brained ones and you should be the unopposed candidate.I bow for you not for your "vegetarian" status(lol)but for you being literally the slow poke that is used to mock people here but I Dont really blame you much cos only a frustrated jobless condition will make a young man to be an online troll and be proud of it.
you were forming when others were making it,see your life

You see, in life, one will accumulate life experiences that add value to one's existence. In your case, there are none so you would not understand the significance of it. The main highlight for you is to wake up and fantasize about where to get the next meal and when you eventually do it is a monumental occasion. You see, i am way past the sustenance stage. My life is more about exploring and experimenting. My experiences will make you want to end yours in frustration because you can and will never come close to it. Abi i lie?

darknetcom:
you mean the brainwhased strange ones...??..they want to become great...but they dont have the hearth for it...

stay simple,till the deceiver is out of the planet...

You keep saying simple while your mind cannot comprehend the complexities of today's world. Do you understand English at all? You want to become great by dislodging logic, common sense and rationality from the equation of greatness. Ok. carry on. That is how successful people become successful. Smh.