₦airaland Forum

PUSH1:
N5000 might not be enough for the rich but it's something for the poorest Nigerians.

I commend the government for this.
God bless PMB
God bless Nigeria

You are commending what is unsustainable. You do realize they can't even pay salaries right? You guys had better wake up.

[quote author=boss1310 post=52611349][/quote]Lol. Try harder bro. You and i know you are spewing crap that should be coming from your asss with your mouth. You wouldn't know a beautiful woman if she came over and sat on your head. You wan compare yourself wey be like pesin wey never chop for six month to that? Guy, why you mumu like this na? E de take picture for place wey e no fit afford. Work you no get. Home you get. future you no get. Wetin you come get na? If na only pikin be your accomplishment then bros, i have breaking news for you; Nnamdi wey be garbage collector just born twins yesterday. Any i.diot can spew crap from their loins. I can't even trust you to quote properly. Smh. What use are you anyway?

Akanbibabatunde:
yea, actually from the look of things here, ummh! Stupidity is what makes a man quote a fellow unnecessarily and talks bla bla bla... I hope you ever left your street before claiming exposed in life, and i see understanding is really hard for you but will still have to refer you back to that same post.. Read it again and you get it..
.. Apology accepted

Actually, i speak from experience. You on the other hand pull facts from your asss. Which data did you use to come to the bold conclusion that Nigeria/Lagos is safer than any city in the U.S? The only way you can believe that is because you have never left your "street" as you say. You people are so brain dead to the point of delusion. Lol.

Akanbibabatunde:
ummh! Mr, im sorry to say this but you kinda dull.... I implore you read that my previous post again... And dont stop till you get my message... Thanks.. And no unnecessary mention pls... Peace!

I'm sorry. I apologize. I just wanted to let you know what happens to s.tupid people who do not think hard and long before making re.tarded comments. I hope you accept my apology.

austino677:
hehehe would they mind tow Peugeot 504 1968 model and auction it for me

You'll be shocked that a Peugeot 504 1968 model will fetch 100k and you'll get nothing for it.

RaptorX:
Despite all the gun violence America is 100 times safer than Nigeria. You don't have to worry about armed robbers or car jackers unlike Lagos abeg no mind that guy.

I'm sure the guy was high on Oshogbo weed when he said what he said.

lionlee216:
Since i av been here, i am not finding all these american food funny oo..

Na you wan chop American food.

Akanbibabatunde:
Damn, have been having this weird feeling of travelling back to the States... I feel secured here in lag... Now come this news again... Will i ever step out of my home again?? Help lord, am scared...
Buhari, see your international brothers...

Lol. You feel secure in Lagos . Exposure is a must in life i swear. Safe and Lagos/Nigeria should never exist in the same sentence.

dollyjoy:
Going by your nairaland gender you are a female hence might be guilty of one or two mentalities listed by the op. The fact that someone's own varies from yours doesn't give you any right to ask stvpid questions.


We are all,at one stage or the other guilty of those things op listed. Nobody should come here to form any nonsense abegi.

Well said. I wonder why women like to hate on themselves when they should stick together since in Nigeria, men treat them as second class citizens. Smh.

The same people shouting hell and brimstone on this thread are the same people who will be clapping when someone is burnt in the streets for a suspect as a thief. I really do not see a problem here. This is normal for a fetish violent society like Nigeria. This is what happens in a country where people take laws into their own hands. Get used to it.

Kobicove:
Di'ja, better keep your sh1t off social media!

Well said. Sound advice that many people do not understand.

fiizznation:
Hassan katsina was a great man. Read one or two journals about him. He was respected among the rank and field, his superior and inferior fellow soldiers all respected him. Is kind of sad that great men like him are nowhere to be found in today's Nigeria. [/color][/i]

Lol.

Youngpo413:
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MyGermanFriend: Looooooooool.

Me: Looooooool.

EdCure:
Oshiomole is in a hurry to institute himself as the undisputed godfather of Edo politics.
Not that he doesn't deserve it, though. After Eight years of commedable stewardship to the state, he's succeeded in making the likes of Igbinedion and Anenih to become spent forces.

Unbelievable. I swear, una really deserve to de suffer for Nigeria. Smh.

codemaniacs:
I don't their names Ooo... their names would have been changed just to suit some people..

In other words you don't know of any worthwhile institution which existed then that should be in existence today .

codemaniacs:
that's the problem..

they didn't retain the knowledge, they shared it with "colonialists", "colonialists" then patented it and claimed they invented it and probably killed off the real inventors..

we had many institutions but they were destroyed by the "colonialists"..

you guys are ignorant of your continent's history.. pls just remain ignorant because once u start to "seek the truth" it will drive you crazy if you don't have a strong mind..

Name the institutions. Please.

Joavid:
1. In reality, western medicines has done a lot of good, especially to us Africans but it's not enough to totally discard our traditional medicine.

2. Part of my aim for this thread is to highlight how our pharmacists and pharmacologists are being useless as well as the university that produces them.

3. I read an article about the guy that invented alabukun, that pain killer, yea, y'all know it. it's made from herb extracts and it works. So, my rants below is partly as a result of that article and ofcourse the recession.

If there was something I never took as a child, it was the white man's medicine.
I remember following my mum to an old woman's little wooden shop to get some herbs and barks when anyone of us got sick. After my mum would list out the symptoms to her, the old woman would smile and gather some herbs, or seeds, barks, hand it over to my mum with some instructions on how to brew it and the dosage. My mum would do as instructed and within a few days, the sickness is gone. She always had a tomtom handy to gift me with whenever I finished my dosage.
The old woman always complained about not having anyone committed who would learn from her.

What we see around today that is been paraded as herbal medicine is a mediocre to what it really is.(I mean, those bottled herbal gin) So it's important everyone understands that when we make reference to herbal medicines we are not talking about the bottled 'bitters' mixed with alcohol and packed in unappealing bottles. We are not talking about the ones hawked at the bus stops in various colours in transparent plastic bottles.
We are talking about the ones our ancestors had and passed on to our parents.

Why then have we dumped it totally for a white man's medicine? That's treating your diabetes problem and probably breeding the ground for another bigger disease?

Why do we import malaria medicines from India when we have thousands of pharmacy/pharmacology graduates in the country who can learn from this native herbs, modernise it and do what they were trained to do?

And errm, the old woman I mentioned earlier is dead, and her vast knowledge of herbs, died with her.

#rantover!

Who are you blaming exactly? What you call traditional medicine is just science that Nigerians have refused to refine. Where do you think more than half of the worlds medicine come from? From herbs and plants. The only difference is that normal societies have evolved it's ways of regulating, processing, and distributing it, while Nigerians still prefer to go to iya Ngozi who plucks it from the forest. The world has evolved and you all better start evolving with it.

sarrki:
Hmm

Our Go's should channel there energy in making our society better .by telling our political class the gospel truth.

Not all this destroying other people's belief
The truth is most of the traditionalist are better than our modern day pastors

Bros. They are all the same. Smh.

Youngpo413:
we will get there just try harder, more...

MyGermanFriend: Lol. And he responds like the bit.ch he is at last. I hope he tries to find a job too.

Me: Daaaayyyyuuuummmmnnnn .

"Chief (Nicodemu Ologbenla) Eleyinmi (played by Funsho Adeolu). Early 1970s - 1990. This was one of the most interesting characters on the show. He was the second in command to the Oloja (sort of like a prime minister or vice president of the village). He was also the president of the customary court. He had a lot of bombastic catch phrases like, "with immediate effect and automatic alacrity", "konkobility", "nonsense and ingredients", etc. He also created nicknames for many of the characters in the village (some of which were not very flattering).

He was a force for good and often helped the Oloja to solve the problems of the village.

Funsho Adeolu later became an oba in real life."

I grew up on this shiit. My favorite thing to hear from chief Eleyime was when he would tease Chief Afilaka. Well i think he was a chief in the series. He would go, "Afilaka filegbe, akoko Naira chief. Chief tayin tayin. He did this because Chief Afilaka would always have a tooth pick in his mouth. Every time. Good old days.

ramdris:
Best tribe in the world.

In the world? Really?

Youngpo413:
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MyGermanFriend: You guys aren't going to get to a thousand pages with this m.oron being a little bi.tch .

Me: Very disappointing.

boss1310:
you are not anywhere near me in all the aforementioned qualities.I pity some girls cos this is exactly what deceives them and get irresponsible guys like you breaking their hearts.stop boasting especially this Obama stuff as you ve never been outside your village in your life.you ve kept rambling on stupidly about who you are but I won't tell you who I am as it has no bearing to your existence (do you now get what am trying to teach you)
be yourself and stop being stupid,it might help you get stupid girls but in reality you are just killing your future.stop mumuing as time waits for no man even if you think you still have time as a teenager but those great men you adore started early knowing what and none ever believe their fantasies. mumu lol

Curious that your first thought is to how to impress little girls. Kinda sorta points to your motivations in life. I would never have thought of that because my peers and associations strive for more gratifying endeavors in life. And i already told you before, the reason you don't think experiences such as those don't count for anything is because you have none to be proud of. Who wants to wake up in the morning and the only proud thing to declare for the day is "i fed myself and survived". Who? Guy, i'm telling you, even if by some miracle your lifespan is extended by another thousand years, you can never ever accomplish the things i've done, seen the things i've seen, or aspire to the objectives i aspire to. Never. Abi no be the guy for that profile picture? Ground get level na.

Youngpo413:
ouch!
More.

MyGermanFriend: Loooooooooooool.

Me: Loooooooooooooool.

adetayo234:
go and sleep

It's 1300.

Youngpo413:
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MyGermanFriend: He's really turned into a little bit.ch. You are bad men.

Me: Hey. What can I say. I'm that good.

Lukmann1:
she looked really pretty. i hope she is not like the rest that was always collected bribes from people.

Which policeman have you seen that does not collect bribe in Nigeria?

AutoJoshNG:
Yeah it’s all about driverless cars . A while ago I wrote an article on seven reasons why driverless cars won’t work on Nigerian Roads. See here.. https://www.nairaland.com/3511682/7-reasons-why-driverless-cars/1#51811148

A lot of people misinterpreted the article ,well I did not say it wouldn’t work in Nigeria ,I said it wouldn’t work on Nigerian roads . So where can driverless cars possibly work in Nigeria,let’s find out.

Large Hospitals
So many Nigerian Public hospitals are very big , and not everybody has a car ,ambulances or its drivers are not always available.If you have to trek ,the distance is ironically breath-taking when someones life is at stake.Imagine a system where someone who needs urgent medical care gets to the gate and is taken directly to the ER in seconds or few minutes with the push of a button with pre-programmed cars .

Higher Institutions
If you attended higher institutions like Yabatech where the landmass/ area is not that large then you are lucky.But if you attended schools like Unilorin then you would understand the pain of getting to your lecture room .Since most higher institution roads are ok,self driving cars and buses would really work here.

Large Estates
Nigerian estates especially some large ones can be very annoying , you just cannot take okada or public transport in.You are left with two options : use a private car or your “legedis benz”.Driverless cars would be very useful in such places.

Religious Camps
Not everyone who attends camps has a car.Nowadays camps are massive ,and since the roads are usually good in camps and well networked,with a considerably lower traffic density compared to major roads,driverless cars would work here.

Airports and Surroundings
Without a doubt this is one of the places where driverless cars would work without hassles .The road networks are good and well tarred and traffic lights are usually on(when they are available) .Because of little or no power interruption driverless cars would work without hassles.

Where else do you think driverless cars can work in Nigeria , we would like to hear from you.

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Driver less cars can never operate in Nigeria. I don't think you understand how unorganized and lawless. Nigeria is. Dead people will just be littering the streets everyday. With people behind the wheel operating POVs you have a problem now you want to leave everything in the hands of what? It is not the cars that will be the problem. It is Nigerians themselves.

adetayo234:
and since you have been hitting your head against walls in an attempt to prove to be wiser than your creator, what have you achieved in your life other than ability to make thoughtless and fvvvlish comments on nairaland?

If i start now dem go talk say i de boast for NL. Let's just say you with your mentality and thought process, you can never ever ever in a million years achieve what i have achieved or done so far. Trust me .

adetayo234:
looks like armed robbers visited your home recently and they stole your brain and replaced it with sawdust. if not, you will know not all Christians think on ephemeral nonsense like you, Mr. Thoughtlessness IIddiot, is thinking.

either you like it or not, the Word of God is real. yes, very real. and there is nothing you can do about it. doubt from. here till your grave, and it will still not change the truth that God is Real.

Lol. And with your ridiculous beliefs and mass hysteria, you lives have not improved. Smh. I wonder why? The things they should be rolling their sleeves up to fix and do for themselves by themselves, they are on their knees praying. Bros, while you are still on your dirty knees, i and others are out there breaking boundaries and achieving our hearts desires. You can and will never experience it when you still believe in rituals and the occult. 20 years from now, you'll still be wondering why nothing is working out for you. You'll see.

adetayo234:
you reason like a nincompoop and nitwit. even your words lack cohesion. godlessness must be turning your life upside down. you can't even make correlative comments. shameful.

despite not believing in God, I'm sure you will believe I'm the devil, right?

and you that is mentally advanced because you are godless, what has godlessness achieved in your life. has godlessness healed you from mental incoherence? from the look of things, you are far from healing.

if you wind up a caveman sef, you should be happy. on actual sense a caveman is better than you. you should be dead and rotten.

either you like it or not, God is True. your doubt will never change that.

Not really. I do believe you are a brain dead simpleton whose mind cannot and will never comprehend fact, logic, common sense and math. It is just too obvious. The funny thing is that i.diots like you who believe in fantasy don't really do so but for selfish ridiculous reasons. They are waiting for a "breakthrough" financially or otherwise, which will never come. It will never come because you do not have the mental acumen to survive in today's word where facts and logic will see you through to success rather than this cult fantasy. Let me give some sound advice that will make successful; Work hard and think right and you will not need to be on your dirty knees praying. Only lazy brain dead people pray.

Youngpo413:
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MyGermanFriend: Looooooooool.

Me: Looooooooooooool