₦airaland Forum

PUSH1:
Good for you

Hey, at least one less citizen will be phucked up.

PUSH1:
Move along

Not until you change your phucked up mentality. I have all year to accomplish this.

uniklinkum:
Vielleicht!!!

wirklich? Beeindruckend.

PUSH1:
Kid

Yeah. This coming from someone whose thought process is like that of a 12 year old. You don't need anymore proof than his responses. "Kid", "Proof". Smh.

PUSH1:
Of this federal government owing salaries

Oh my phucking God. Seriously? Let me explain how s.tupid your request is. I won't do your research for you. No wonder you seem to living in a fantasy land. It is like me asking for proof that Nigerians are suffering. Oya, show me proof. Why you mumu like this na? unfreaking believable. What a people. Smh.

PUSH1:
Proof!

Of your poverty stricken mentality.

Thepasserby:
Nigerian ladies are just too much and their creativity level is so good.
It is quite impossible to have a conversation with a Nigerian lady without hearing these words and phrases.

These words have ruined marriages, ended relationships and have even sent some to the hospital.

Here are 4 words Nigerian ladies are likely to use during a conversation.

1. Like seriously?
Why do they even ask this question and does it even have an answer? Well I guess maybe they use it as a warning sign or when they are interested in the conversation.

2. Whatever
When you hear this word, I will suggest you pocket the remaining words and end the conversation.
Whenever this word is uttered, trouble is not far away.

3. Really?
I can't even categorise this one. Perhaps you can help me out here.

4. Dorrh
No one knows the meaning of this word. I guess that's the power of [b]Nigerian creativity[/b].

Shout out to all the ladies in the house.

Culled from www.palmchatnow.com

It is not a Nigerian "creativity" as you put it. It is an American slang for "you should know now" or "you are dumb". And it's spelt "Duh" not "Dorrh". Smh. Duh .

Ajehswag:
Nice one..

What is nice about it? I hope you realize this disbursement crap is part of the the reasons Nigerians are still living in the stone age.

Youngpo413:
more

MyGermanFriend: Loooooooooooooooooooool.

Me: Loooooooooooooooooool.

PUSH1:
Now I understand the kind of people here on nairaland. I have not heard time for this kind of long quoting I'm doing now.

Please have time. This is too simple na. A policy is being pushed where a kleptocratic government is paying a certain amount to the less privileged. Good idea in normal countries but Nigeria is not a normal country. A country that is owing a backlog of salaries all of a sudden has the funds to give a million people. If not for the fact that you allow your stomach to do your thinking for you, you would have seen the irony and absurdity in this yet you support it wholeheartedly. And you have the nerve to say you are not hungry when you think like a hungry man. Guy, i beg, rearrange your mentality.

Obijulius:
Petty. You can do better.

How? When faced with logical questions, religious nutjobs deflect either by insults or the usual "You cannot understand God's ways" retort. Lol. I carry yansh for una.

Seun:
How did he know that eating kolanuts would have led to his death? Kolanuts are just like coffee, right?

Seun stop asking rationale questions oooooo.

DTOBS:
Imagine.. .

May God continue to protect us

Why do you guys love praying? You do realize that is a major part of your problems in Nigeria right? If all of you are on knees praying, who is actually doing the leg work to make things better?

PUSH1:
Whats so special about where you are sef. It could be my next vacation destination

Looooooooooooooooooool. . Guy, don't let me die of laughter i beg. Have you ever seen where a monkey wears a suit? You'd know it wasn't designed to wear one. No disgrace yourself for here ooooo . You are as poor as your mentality. With our little tiff so far, i already know your levels. I will donate my left balls if you've been to Benin Republic. He said vacation destination . Thanks for the laughs.

Youngpo413:
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MyGermanFriend: He's like a little bi.tch now .

Me: Yup. Just like a little bi.tch.

MyGermanFriend: I bet you he'll be in church today praying to some imaginary God to get a job this year.

Me: Lol. He has a DP. He doesn't need a job.

PUSH1:
So don't fu*cking talk about Nigeria. You know nothing.

This is why I keep telling you that you have the brain size of a mouse. So because I chose not to go to NYSC I know nothing about Nigeria. And people wonder why Nigeria is so phucked up. What with millions of people like of you walking around. Why una dull for that country na? Under never see anything yet. Kleptocratic people. Smh.

PUSH1:
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But NYSC is sustainable

Don't know what that. Never went to one.

cashbillz:
shut up mr...APC na your mentor bring this suffering for naija...but God pass una....na una go suffer die

And how do you know my political affiliations? My comment is to someone who is pushing an atiku2019 agenda. APC, PDP, SDP, TNT, MTN , as far as i am concerned are all the same. And you all are sheeps for thinking that there is a difference. And aren't you guys suffering already? No be swear na. Na reality. I really feel sorry for una.

lilyqueen:
"HARMLESS" THINGS PEOPLE DO THAT LEAD TO ILLICIT SEX


1.Calling everyone dear, dearie, dearest, sweet, sweetie, and all those "harmless" pet names.


2. Calling and allowing the opposite sex to call you sexy, curvy, angel, idol, etc.


3. Pouting your mouth and posting the picture on the social media (You give more focus on the lips).


4. Turning your bum to the camera and posting the picture on the social media. Same for ladies who focus more on the chest region.


5. Hugging, touching and embracing every Tom, Dick and Harry.




6. Allowing the opposite sex give you sexy compliments and secretly or publicly enjoying the compliment e.g. "I like your figure", "You've got kissable lips," "Your moustache makes you look so sexy," "Your height is tripping. I like guys who are muscular and six feet tall."



7. You allowed your EX back into your life.



8. You allow the opposite friend to visit you anyday, anytime.


9. You visit the opposite sex friend anyday, any time.



10. You flirt "harmlessly"with the opposite sex.


11. As a married man/woman, you chat with the opposite sex far into the night

12. You give "harmless" pecks and kisses.


13. Your dates are always done in lonely places.


14. You counsel and pray with the opposite sex in a lonely or dark room.


15. You end up having emotional and physical sexual affair and lose yourself respect for life!


These things look harmless but have very serious implications.

Jesus says "Flee all appearances of evil"! No, you don't wait until that guy/lady ask for sex before you run!


You run at the beginning! Say NO to things that are not proper,

say NO to words that turn you on, say NO to people that makes you feel "hot!"


Avoid situations and environments that encourage sin.



Keep your chastity. Keep your testimony. God bless you. Cheers!

In summary; Don't go out or have a life. Just stay in your room. Smh.

uniklinkum:
Weekend vibes

Damn that looks good. You work in a hospital? Your moniker sounds like a hospital in German.

Atiku2019:
Mr Project we all stand With You

And this is why una go suffer die for Nigeria. I wonder the obsession you all have with kleptocrats? And you say you want a better life but keep putting ridiculous people in charge of your lives. Continue.

PUSH1:
you are a kid.

You are damn right about that. A kid who doesn't make decisions or comment based on the emptiness of his stomach. This kid does more of his thinking with his head. That's how i know paying 5,000 at this time for whatever reason is unsustainable.

kachic2:
Asisat flavour na chief strike,him go giv u Belle o.

You realize she's gay right?

PUSH1:
Since you can pay me for life because you don't earn in Naira what makes you think the government cannot meet up with payment of salaries. Maybe you can lend them some money if they default

Holly shiit, are you for real? You guys are so s.tupid that you deserve to suffer in Nigeria.

PUSH1:
Thanks but you have not answered my question.

I already did though it was a ret.arded question. I don't earn in Naira. My question on the other hand is filled with logic which you have refused to answer.

lofty900:
In kenya, anything is possible

Also in Nigeria.

PUSH1:
Are they owing you salary?

I can pay yours for life but that is not what we are talking about. How can a government who cannot pay salaries for any length of time be able to sustain this?

Donsobo:
Pls mind how u speak about man of God because it will lead to your destruction be warn i am not a member of rccg just advice

Man of God my foot. Bros bad things happen to people everyday. If it does happen to me then it is either because of a decision i made in the past and or just bad luck. You better wake up to how normal people think.

People are just s.tupid. Did anyone listen to the so called speech he gave? So much brain washing everywhere. Things you can do for yourself by yourself they are begging an imaginary God for. Smh. I need to go to pastor school i swear.

Letsreason:
One of my best pastors in Nigeria

You mean one of the most prolific fraudsters in Nigeria don't you?

Dhortunn:
Lol. And the Woman is always forming Modest.

Scammers.

Na them sabi sef. This has always been happening. When her husband leaves, another person will come on board and the cycle continues...

Who will save Nigeria now?

It is easy for Nigerians to be deceived because they are brain dead and uninformed. Show me which country in the whole world has a first lady that does not have an entourage? Even if she says she doesn't, one would be a total buffoon to believe it. Nigerian leaders tell you all want you want to hear because it is what you want to hear. And no one can save Nigeria. There is no savior in a country which practices kleptocracy.

boss1310:
hahahahaha e pain am
oh you ve now turn to broken English very soon it will be the language of Obama's tribe in Kenya
in all my comments you should have noticed I Dont give a rat posterior of what you think about me but poo that emanates out of your reasoning.lol I just remembered one internet meme and it really fits you,is this the best defence you can offer.During my single or bachelor days a local girl like this cannot enter my bedroom na do u want her to stain my sheets with poo
you are really too timid even more than I think you are.tuale for international veteran

The phuck? This mo.oron actually has nothing. No wonder he avoids the topic like the plague. Apart from the unfortunate thing or things you've spawned, what else have you done? You just confirmed it. Waking up and filling your belly is the best thing you've go to look forward to. Abi i lie?