₦airaland Forum

boss1310:
some are making fun of the guy for having multiple kids from multiple women yet there are those with much fewer kids from one married woman who couldn't take care of their own like this guy do

What are you saying? Why are you trying rationalize his irresponsible behavior. So because he can afford it means he should be engaging is wanton sexcapades? What example was he trying to set for his young fans? That it's ok to engage in unprotected sex? That it's ok to have multiple children from multiple women. Guy, readjust your mentality.

Youngpo413:
this is the worst, try harder.

MyGermanFriend: Hehehehehehehehe.

Me: Looooooooooooooooool.

Youngpo413:
you tried but not that impressive, try harder.

MyGermanFriend: Looooooooooool.

Me: Looooooooooooooooool.

Youngpo413:
more

MyGermanFriend: Hehehehehehe, I think you friend just realized has finally met his superior.

Me: I know right. You should have seen the first day. He was threatening me with a 100 pages. Lol. He didn't realize my standard is a thousand .

MyGermanFriend: How do you say it in Nigerian. "Where im own stop na im another person own begin"

Me: Looooooooooooooooool.

dacovajnr:
Close Source

Ok. If you say so.

dacovajnr:
Can Ubi just move on already? He has tried everything within his power to win her back but guess what"These Hoes Ain't Loyal She just doesn't want to get back coz she been chasing after another guy who prolly doesn't love Her Olosho everywhere

How in God's name do you know so much about the intimate details of their relationship?

Africans will forever remain backwards. No be swear.

NgeneUkwenu:
Fayose: Wike my man, how did you do it?

Wike: Ayodele My brother, the fight is not easy....Kill as many as you can kill.....yes ....I storm the collation centre...Nigerian Army is dead.......there is nothin like Nigeria Army....

Fayose: Na waoooo....You are the man of the year....


Lets see how strong Buhari is with these revelations....

For argument sake, let's assume this is real. My question to you is, is this the kind of leaders you want to extol? Why una be like this na? And una want change and progress. Smh. Una never know what's up.

[quote author=lexiconkabir post=52346613][/quote]But it's true na. Na gate de make university good?

malele:
Good country filled with useless people

That is an oxymoron. You can't have a good country when only useless people dwell in it. I commend you though for recognizing that a majority of Nigerians are useless. If only there were more of you.

Youngpo413:
you are not making any sense, keep on trying, you may soon get there, but don't think I'll forget the real deal.

MyGermanFriend: He wants to see what a half caste looks like.

Me: Who doesn't?

MyGermanFriend: Maybe he wants to have sex with one?

Me: Anything is possible with this guy.

masonkz:
I'm surprised no one really read the story.

The title is misleading.

You are funny. You really think most Nigerians can read talk less of comprehending anything?

Ask4Info:
These Thing happen because Pastors have stopped preaching the word and commandments of God but rather they preach what members want to hear and what will attract new people.

Adultery, Fornication, Alcohol Intake, Prostitution, Gambling, Interest Taking, Collection by Deceit, Indecent Dressing and Socializing are PART OF THE THINGS GOD FORBIDS.

But Majority of these Churches due to their greed can't come out to condemn it.

I gave up when i saw that woman promoting MMM in a Redeemed Christian Church.

People don't read the bible because of salvation. They do it only hit a financial or some kind of "breakthrough".

greatgod2012:
And this same man would still be expected to protect and fight for peace in that country o


If dem kuku kill him, it's better than this gruesome punishment......


I don't think things like this can happen in Nigeria, but I might be wrong sha.


Uganda military force, I hail thee.

Lol. You don't think it can happen in Nigeria. Ok. . You are just too damn funny. Bros, worse things happen in Nigeria on a daily basis. Or haven't you seen people being set on fire just because they are suspects? Give me what you are smoking since it can make one forget or see things differently .

Youngpo413:
too short, try to write a bit longer, next please

MyGermanFriend: He's tired

Me: He's too s.tupid to be tired .

MyGermanFriend: He is.

Me: I'll believe it when he gets a job and moves out of the ghetto.

Youngpo413:
keep trying harder I will let you know when you start making sense...don't forget to upload that Dp when you are tired beating about the bush.

MyGermanFriend: The guy really want's to see you.

Me: I know right.

MyGermanFriend: Maybe he's gay .

Me: You know, i never thought of that.

MyGermanFriend: Who doesn't want to be with a half caste?

Me: God forbid.

Youngpo413:
clown keep on entertaining me, bring more.

MyGermanFriend: Maybe he went looking for a job today.

Me: I doubt it. Look at his profile picture. He said he is comfortable in the slums. Someone like that does not look for employment.

MyGermanFriend: But how can that be?

Me: Good question.

maximunimpact:
The Nigerian Army have proven they are a force in Africa, maybe it's time we start paying tribute to our troops. These men are the true celebrities.

You do realize that they are a bunch of vigilantes touts in uniform right? It is just what you are used to else you'd know that there is nothing professional about the Nigerian army. It's hit or miss with them.

solid3:
Omo, I can not comman go and give devil the key to my destiny o.

Fear people abeg.

Oju lari.

And people wonder why Nigerians are still in the dark ages.

Youngpo413:
hmmmm, nice story, I'm still hungry for more and don't forget to upload that's Dp after every every cos na that one sure pass,.
Another please.

MyGermanFriend: I told you he's tired.

Me: How come?

MyGermanFriend: All he has to say is Dp. He's not ashamed of his not having employment or anything else.

Me: I think you are right. Who would have thunk.

Youngpo413:
hmmmm, nice story, I'm still hungry for more and don't forget to upload that's Dp after every every cos na that one sure pass,.
Another please.

MyGermanFriend: So Dp equals income.

Me: To youngpooh.

MyGermanFriend: We need to investigate this. There might be some truth to this.

Me: Are you crazy?

MyGermanFriend: Just joking. We all not that s.tupid.

Me:

Youngpo413:
nice try but still not making any sense,more please.

Me: Told ya.

MyGermanFriend: I know. Lives in a pigsty and proud of it. That's a first. Zero ambition. Smh.

Me: I know right.

MyGermanFriend: Let's go to the gym.

Me: Right behind you.

MyGermanFriend: What about numbnuts?

Me: You mean Youngpooh?

MyGermanFriend: Yes.

Me: Let's invite him.

Me: Hey mo.ron, wanna go work out?

Youngpo413:
just that?

MyGermanFriend: God, it doesn't even phase him anymore.

Me; He's immune to poverty.

MyGermanFriend: Good thing is, i think he's getting tired. He is beginning to understand.

Me: I doubt it. We still have 9300 pages to go. He'll get it by then .

MyGermanFriend: Can anyone be this s.tupid?

Me: Yes. Youngpooh.

greatgod2012:
Misappropriation of the funds they claim is not available!


My only concern is the youths fighting for these politicians who doesn't care about them and their families' existence.

I see no problem with this. Nigerians deserve the leaders they have so let the mismanagement continue.

Youngpo413:
is that all you got?

MyGermanFriend: Unbelievable. If it is what me, i'd have curled up into a ball crying by now. No job, no income, no life, no family. Nothing. Nada.

Me: You have self respect. He doesn't .

MyGermanFriend: But how? Why?

Me: Have you seen where he lives? It's a pigsty.

MyGermanFriend: How do you know?

Me: Look at his profile picture. He admits it and is proud of it.

MyGermanFriend: Lord have mercy.

Me: I know right.

Youngpo413:
upload that Dp joor, stop talking too much, if you a man enough, ugly grandpa.

MyGermanFriend: Wait. I thought having a source of income and being able to hold your own in the world makes you a man.

Me: Not to him. Having a social media profile is all what you need in the world to be successful.

MyGermanFriend: But that goes against everything we are taught growing up.

Me: You have to remember. He had hermaphrodites as mentors. He wasn't brought up the normal way .

MyGermanFriend: But surely this can't be normal.

Me: Try telling him that.

Youngpo413:
now German friend, MSU graduate matter has gone, ranger brouhaha has gone, sniper matter has gone,getting married to a lady who can be compared to Oprah Winfrey has gone too, why? Because they were all lies, my work is to open your nyansh and I'm doing it successfully, you are just a nobody, Mr fake sniper, come back to naija instead of living over there like a dog before you die of frustrations, a fool at fourty, when you are done with your imaginary German friend, endeavor to upload that Dp, I still insist, don't think I will let it go, you can rant all you want, I'm still here.
Shameless grandpa.

MyGermanFriend: I am beginning to undestand why you enjoy phucking with this kid.

Me: I told you but you didn't want to believe me.

MyGermanFriend: He does realize you reside in the U.S right?

Me: He knows.

MyGermanFriend: And in the U.S you have Germans, Canadians, the French, Japanese, Chinese, etc?

Me: I already said he knows.

MyGermanFriend: Can anyone be this dumb?

Me: It's the way his mind works. He takes everything at face value. If it is not right in front of him, it doesn't exist hence the DP request.

MyGermanFriend: Thinking like my kid would?

Me: Exactly like a child would

Youngpo413:
try harder grandpa, this ain't making any sense, but when you are done just upload, I'm still waiting.

MyGermanFriend: Doesn't he know a profile picture is a useless as his thought process?

Me: I already told you. It's an investment for him .

MyGermanFriend: But how can that be?

Me: If you doubt me, go through the pages so far. You will see the numerous times he said he doesn't have a job and the he doesn't care.

MyGermanFriend: But how is he going to survive in life?

Me: Good question.

Youngpo413:
just a German friend? How absurd, Trump will be better, endeavor to upload that ugly Dp when you are done with rants , beat about the bush all you want but I'm not forgetting, grandpa you are loosing it already, more over please take down that ugly ladies picture, after a close scrutiny, I realized that she is ugly as fûck, I'm still wondering what you were making so much noises about on top flat ass and peanut breassts, you were actually right for the first time, I can never have her type even in my next life cos I don't settle for less.

MyGermanFriend: I am beginning to see what you are talking about.

Me: what?

MyGermanFriend: About the delusions this youngpooh of yours has.

Me: I told you.

MyGermanFriend: But i don't get it though. How does a man not have a job or any source of income and still call himself a man?

Me: He has a profile picture. It's worth gold in the stock market.

MyGermanFriend: But seriously, someone must have phucked up his mentality from birth.

Me: You mean his hermaphrodite mother?

MyGermanFriend: I guess so. If it was me, i would take my life in an instant.

Me: That's what i have been trying to tell him but he won't listen. He doesn't have a job or anything to be proud of but a profile picture .

MyGermanFriend: Sad.

Me: You can say that again.

Recoverd:
How did the boiled egg come out love like that?

There is no freaking way it can come out like that on it's own. The op forgot to add that you have to put it in an egg cooker and then put it in a microwave.

pacino26:
Hmm RIP

When will those trucks and the drivers be subjected to routine checks and training?

It is not a Dangote problem. It is a Nigerian problem. Nigerians don't know how to drive nor understand what driving entails.

Afam4eva:
He was consumed by his incompetence.

Lol. No normal person can function in Nigeria. If he was the only one we would say he is the one with a problem. Every single coach in Nigeria has had the same problem with Nigerian football. Look at Okonjo Iweala. She is making money for everyone else in the world but for some strange reason couldn't function in Nigeria. Nigerians don't even think their corruptive ways are a problem anymore. The things you guys are used to. Smh.