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Romance › Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by Fkhalifa(m): 10:48am On Mar 31, 2016

kapai:
Advice needed

I have this girl,we have dated for almost 3years n we are looking at getting married barely 5mnths frm now.We enjoyed chatting eachother up on facebook cos its her favorite social ntwrk.Early last yr,she visited me at my new place of work,i observed she wasn't comfortable i tried findin out she later said she needed to know how to block one from facebook.I asisted by telling her how to do that,never knew it ws for me .Jst yestday i checked on facebk to share some pix of concept i tot wud b ok on our weddn preparation.
To my greatest shock she has blocked me frm her frnd.i could bliv masef,had to use ma little one phone to check her wat i saw never worth holdin bak.She has bn busy confessin her love to a guy,sharing pic postcard to dz guy wch later found to be her Ex.
Pls could it be that im not gud for her or she's not ready for the marriage.?
What do u pple think i shud do? Matured advice needed cos i av invested alot in ths.

chai, this is deep, create a thread for it.

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Romance › Re: Can A Man Really Be Faithful To One Woman? by Fkhalifa(m): 6:40pm On Mar 30, 2016

I can try and do well on that front
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But I can't beat my chest in future and for other guys

Education › Re: Samuel Olorunfemi-Adams, UniAbuja Lecturer, Accused Of Victimization (pics) by Fkhalifa(m): 5:09pm On Mar 30, 2016

Nigerian lectures on this forum with similar attitude towards students reading this thread...

I hope you can address yourselves before the wrath begins to descend on you all. angry

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Education › Re: Samuel Olorunfemi-Adams, UniAbuja Lecturer, Accused Of Victimization (pics) by Fkhalifa(m): 5:09pm On Mar 30, 2016

Nigerian lectures on this forum with similar attitude towards reading this thread...

I hope you can address yourselves before the wrath begins to descend on you all. angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies, Whats Your Criteria For Responding To Messages from guys on social media by Fkhalifa(m): 10:41am On Mar 30, 2016

MissGdope:
I always reply to a "hi" or "hello" cos I'm friendly like that

BUT the convo goes sour for me when y'all do the following...

1. Talking about love! like really?
2. If it's whatsapp and I ask how you got my number, just say the truth instead of lies from the pit of hell such as " I just bought a new phone and found the number on it"....seriously? do I look like mumu to you
3. "Tell me about yourself". okay I don't know about other people but I find this really awkward and annoying cos why should I start listing random things about myself. Instead, ask more specific questions like "how old are you"
4. Bad spelling. and I dont mean typos oo, neither am I saying you must spell everything perfectly....this is what I'm talking about " u r xo xo pretty. Will wana knw u beta". Once I see something like this, I don't even bother replying

This is just to name a few but I have noticed these things so much that I can now tell when a Nigerian guy is texting me without even checking the number. Not saying they're all the same tho but I can tell

comments like this make nairaland very interesting kiss

Btw, Don't you feel the "how old are you question can be disrespectful and too early to ask?

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Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Caught Someone Else Doing? by Fkhalifa(m): 10:29am On Mar 30, 2016

Funny thread cheesy

Lalasticlala baba let's have some laugh up there wink

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Romance › Re: ???????????????????? by Fkhalifa(m): 10:16am On Mar 30, 2016

The reason I don't blame or attack people who generalizing about ladies on nairaland is that,

whenever a lady's issue is brought up for discuss on gold diggings, being bitchy and rest of their I'll attitude
, they are so quick to defend one another,take sides,soft judgement and gets sentimental rather than being Just And sincerely judge the matter. angry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Fkhalifa(m): 9:32am On Mar 30, 2016

Honestly I felt the Arsenal type of play yesterday from the eagles, ighalo is like giroud, he only gets isolated,doesn't run,wait for ball on his feet and head before he can score sad

Moses was the Sanchez trying to get something out orthers are lazy pusssyfooting about

Mikel is Arterta with sideway passings And erroneous long balls

Musa is walcoot, no use on the pitch

Whilst others can't shoot,drive the ball,take players on and insipid.

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Romance › Re: My Experience At A Strip Club In Lagos by Fkhalifa(m): 5:24pm On Mar 29, 2016

gmyguy:
when u cum durin lap dance...then u know ur 1k is not wasted!

Abi o, that's the height of it all

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Romance › Re: Girls Ever Been Embarrassed Visiting A Guy? Share Your Experiences by Fkhalifa(m): 8:28am On Mar 29, 2016

The ladies tried though, I never expect much response like this
Kudos kiss

Celebrities › Re: Kehinde Bankole And Her Twin Celebrate Birthday With Smashing Photos by Fkhalifa(m): 1:31pm On Mar 28, 2016

She has the best lepa shape

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Sports › Re: Predicted Formation For Nigeria To Beat Egypt In Alexandria by Fkhalifa(m): 11:56am On Mar 28, 2016

Ighalo should come on as a sub, so he can hold up the ball, Also musa should come in late to tire them out with pace

Iwobi, Nacho,simon and Victor moses all should start

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Romance › Re: She Is Frustrating My Life, Just After I Officially Proposed To Her by Fkhalifa(m): 5:15pm On Mar 27, 2016

The earlier guys do away with this set of chewgum and pancake girls,the better chance of them living a peaceful life.

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Health › Re: Are You Skinny & You Wanna Gain Weight? This Article Is For You by Fkhalifa(m): 10:52am On Mar 27, 2016

Just have a good rest of mind, adequate sleep and balanced diet

Dazzal

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Family › Re: Watch How These Kids Danced At A Birthday Party (video) by Fkhalifa(m): 4:45am On Mar 27, 2016

tomnjerry:
Singing *I can see everything turning around

Lalasticlala are you seeing what I am seeing?

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Reached Orgasm Because Of Fear? by Fkhalifa(m): 3:31pm On Mar 26, 2016

Been long and I'm surprised by the open comments so far

Yaay this is fun

Unfortunately or fortunately, I haven't jism myself that way before, but I get pressed and feel the cuums building up for discharge but they never get out
But in dreams, if I hear 1mint more Omg I'm done!

Lalasticlala baba have a look at this, lets have a weekend fun wink

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Reached Orgasm Because Of Fear? by Fkhalifa(m): 3:30pm On Mar 26, 2016

Romance › Re: Ladies, When You Have Desire For Sex, What Do You Do? by Fkhalifa(m): 3:16pm On Mar 26, 2016

Boring set of people, I miss the good old days of matured,blunt set of nlanders. angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies, When You Have Desire For Sex, What Do You Do? by Fkhalifa(m): 3:15pm On Mar 26, 2016

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 1 On 25th March 2016 by Fkhalifa(m): 7:52pm On Mar 25, 2016

baum1:
So, you too saw that Moses Simon guy...Very skillful indeed.

I didn't notice that nice pass to Moses came from Iwobi..Unfortunately, when Moses tried converting it, that Egyptian defender came from nowhere and dashed our hope for a second goal.

bro that simon looks like a player from okocha KANU, ronaldinho era, very skillful, its been long we have that kinda player and this is my first time of seeing him
play

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 1 On 25th March 2016 by Fkhalifa(m): 7:43pm On Mar 25, 2016

Painful end to a good performance..

My observations are:
1 our left back is not proven yet,hEs good on air though

2) Ambrose needs some talking, you don't drive forward and later misplace a pass as a defender, that leads to counter against us

3)Mikel is very okay

4)Moses simon reminds me of sterling, he is the best man on pitch,very skillful and a good player to have

5)Iwobi gave moses an ozilious pass me likey

I wish the boys the best on Tuesday

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Romance › Re: What Makes You Really Emotional by Fkhalifa(m): 4:01pm On Mar 25, 2016

When I remember good old days, family,friends and beautiful moments that may not occur or be seen again

When I see a gentle man forgives his enemies, even when he has been opportuned to retaliate

When I see people I regard big and strong emotionally crying over pitiful matter cry

When Arsenal or nigeria scores or win memorable games

When a lady I love narrates her sad moments

When I listen to some past catchy songs that bring back good old days cry

Politics › Re: Al-Jazeera Portrays Nigerian Women As Prostitutes: Nigerians On Twitter React by Fkhalifa(m): 3:05pm On Mar 25, 2016

Nigerian girls una see your life cheesy

They are not far from the truth anyways undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Looking Lovely In Lemon Dress (see Photos) by Fkhalifa(m): 11:03am On Mar 25, 2016

Some of us get weak on seeing cute thighs angry

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Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Spot Runs Girls At Entertainment Shows by Fkhalifa(m): 6:14pm On Mar 24, 2016

They chew gum loud,

They act as though they don't pool

They talk in a very tiny voice

Foreign Affairs › Re: Zimbabwean Man Murders Sex Worker For Not Performing Up To Expectation by Fkhalifa(m): 6:06pm On Mar 24, 2016

Lesson for the Roskos(Male prostitute) and Oloshos (female Ashawos) lipsrsealed

Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia Gives Tuface Lap-Dance While Tuface Laughs In Admiration(Pics,Video by Fkhalifa(m): 11:48am On Mar 24, 2016

Na this kain thing I dey like pass

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Fkhalifa(m): 8:49am On Mar 23, 2016

LEICESTER is like that poor kid that comes
from a humble background, even without being
able to purchase the expensive textbooks and
past questions, he always top in the class
.
MANCHESTER UNITED is that student whose
father used to be a class teacher and bribes
for him to pass exams and be at the top in
those days. But after the retirement of his
father he is always number 7 because he can
no longer be bribed for. Instead of
concentrating in today’s work he’s every time
thinking about how he used to perform in the
past while others are progressing.

ARSENAL is that kid who works hard and on
exam day forgets his mathematical set,
calculator and pen. He constantly falls sick
during exams but very active during normal
classes and even corrects the teacher. All the
teachers keep saying he was going to be the
first in class but ends up being the fourth.

CHELSEA is the big bully of the class. He
comes first sometimes but his rich father is
never satisfied with his performance.

LIVERPOOL always wants to claim he is the
best because his father was the best during
his time in the same school.

MAN CITY is the son of the richest man in
town. His parents have hired the best lesson
teacher to lecture him but he still can’t
perform to expectation.

TOTTENHAM doesn’t really want to be first,
all he wants is to be better than Arsenal.

ASTON VILLA is a kid whose parents gave up
on him. He doesn’t buy textbooks and past
questions, he dodges classes and is happy
with
his position.

EVERTON is a student who is always in class,
not a bright one though, and he disturbs the
bright students.

SUNDERLAND is that stubborn kid who sits at
the back to make fun of the rest. He is
always among the last.

cheesy

just for fun,if you like take am personal

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Sports › Re: Alex Iwobi Now Fit, Trains With Super Eagles by Fkhalifa(m): 8:28am On Mar 23, 2016

This is one of the reasons why Nigeria don't progress much, we keep getting envious fooilishly of one another,

The Arsenal fans who are even non Nigerians has been singing his praises, motivating and tipping the young for greater heights, including Thiery Henry...

Imagine stewpid comments like he scored lucky goal, he drove the ball with speed and calmly slot It in between the Everton goalies legs, is that luck or some tap ins undecided

Comparing him to rashford, unnecessary hatred, they are not contributing to the counties development, but they are quick to lash buhari,Jonathan,sia sia and even the unborn kids

Smh

Romance › Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Fkhalifa(m): 8:17am On Mar 21, 2016

JealousPrince:
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The eko i know, has a brownish back, but does the one you are discribing has another name it is called?

its inform of moin moin shape and packaging, I think akamu or smtn,just ask Yoruba ppl you want eko

Romance › Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Fkhalifa(m): 4:41pm On Mar 20, 2016

JealousPrince:
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Eko? You mean the kind of eko that is brownish in colour and looks like sand.
Please bros can you please explain to me the benefit of it mixed with malt, i will love to try it.

eko, whitish in colour usually wrapped with moin moin leaf, it supplies blood to the system

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