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Romance › Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Fkhalifa(m): 10:56am On Mar 08, 2016
saintneo:
Look out for short girls only. Their G-sppot/pussay is not really deep.

or

Move to India, China, Korea; most guys there are below 4" instrument-wise and they are considered kings in their territory.
oh really cheesy
Baba which category of girls have deep wide cunt? I wan learn
Romance › Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Fkhalifa(m): 9:25am On Mar 08, 2016
Some small picking wey no get experience on sez mstter will come out and start chorusing big size upanda because of what the media and e -liers guys propagate...

Even a Lady with small boobs, small waist, barca self dey make mouth orisirishi

Love making is pleasure, not competition of size, duration.
Crime › Re: Pastor Rapes Church Member In Ebonyi by Fkhalifa(m): 7:55pm On Mar 07, 2016
They are the "Fathers" that won't marry, but they resort to rape when konji holds them

They reject idea of second wife but embarrass their selves with their members
Romance › Re: 10 Kinds Of Guys That Find It Difficult To Approach/Woo A Lady by Fkhalifa(m): 5:24pm On Mar 06, 2016
tosyne2much:
No be say I vex but opening a thread on one's thread is annoying you know?
grin I get you, but she made it seem like she was just making her own comment.
Hopefully mods will do something next time
Romance › Re: 10 Kinds Of Guys That Find It Difficult To Approach/Woo A Lady by Fkhalifa(m): 2:43pm On Mar 06, 2016
Everyone is just quoting the lady who wrote on introvert men upanda, the thread has been derailed
I know Tosyn don vex, but you shouldn't have insulted her bro

I think there should be a rule prohibiting quoting long posts all over the thread.. Its tiring undecided
Celebrities › Re: Fade Ogunro Flaunts Under Boobs At The 2016 AMVCA by Fkhalifa(m): 1:54pm On Mar 06, 2016
According to some peeps here, she's
not exposing everything now, not too bad, the heat is too much, any guy that get aroused a bit is a potential rapist, etc

Let them kontinue, we all shall see the end cool
Romance › Re: OAP @Mayourspeaks's Opinion On Rape Sets Twitter On Fire by Fkhalifa(m): 9:24am On Mar 06, 2016
Even after the topic has been thoroughly analysed by their fellow ladies, some still want to remain adamant and arrogant on their insipid opinion..

Not all rape cases is as a result of indecent dressing, but it triggers an average man's sexual desires,some guys will fight it hard to resist it,only honest guys will admit of what they go through in battling the desire, some guys release the energy on their legal woman,while others resort to madtubating ,the weak and evil ones I'll either drug or forcefully have their way...

A not so calm Lady, who can't reason deep may not understand a man's system because they were made differently

I I'll blame any lady around me who was raped as a result of her dressing, and if you like persist in dressing badly along with the women in your household, whatever become of you, we shall see.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 5th March 2016 by Fkhalifa(m): 1:25pm On Mar 05, 2016
I'm a realist, and I go talk am as I see am, The spurs are the favorites to win the game on all odds, the only hope is that the gunners tend to prove some surprising victories.

I do not have confidence or belief in this crop of soft players
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Fkhalifa(m): 8:25am On Mar 05, 2016
^^^^ maybe by 2032 , you will come down to earth and be realistic about what we have seen clearly about this our Arsenal team.

Well, I really commend you, you are a strong fan wink
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by Fkhalifa(m): 6:51pm On Mar 02, 2016
You u didn't tell us all these at the start,its now that the some of the prophecies are going not t as seen, that you are changing gear?

I know what people consult to predict the future,but God will continue to prove he is the All knower
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Slams Couples Having Sex In This Heat Period by Fkhalifa(m): 12:40pm On Mar 02, 2016
duchess25:
am in support joor.this period is just not cool for s.ex.
biko.

babe carry on joor.

N:B no quote me ooo to say otherwise.
with that fine fresh legs of yours? Not even holy mood or heat can stop someone like me,, I'll definitely do everything to get you I'm the mood on our matrimonial bed
Politics › Re: Wike's N450m Mobile Office Exposed By Lawyer Charles Aholu by Fkhalifa(m): 12:09pm On Mar 02, 2016
Na all of them be thief be it wine Ameachi PDP APC all of them, just that one is far more than the other

On that day of recompense, we shall see them humilated
Romance › Re: My Pillar Of Truth Behind the Truth On Polygamy. by Fkhalifa(m): 10:09am On Mar 02, 2016
What a thread!

Whosoever will go astray can't be lead aright whatsoever means you employ on such...

I have learned much here, and I'll keep sieving truth away from falsehood, no matter how garnished it may have appeared via good grammars. cool
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Slams Couples Having Sex In This Heat Period by Fkhalifa(m): 9:24am On Mar 02, 2016
You guys are funny sha, after about 10 people have made the Ac/fan comments, several still went ahead to put theirs undecided

You guys don't get bored reading and typing same responses angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Fkhalifa(m): 9:21am On Mar 02, 2016
Even if we beat Swansea and the spurs, my confidence level playing against Watford at the Emirates will still be very low.

That's what Wenger and his boys has turned we realistic fans into.
Romance › Re: Dnt Trust Women, My Experience As A Privileged Observer by Fkhalifa(m): 9:18am On Mar 02, 2016
I hope you guys always boasting of lasting hours to prove prowess on a lady can learn one of two things?
That's why I like that tosyn2much guy, he is never proud or shy to admit he's so 2mint lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Dnt Trust Women, My Experience As A Privileged Observer by Fkhalifa(m): 9:45am On Feb 29, 2016
The thing is when a lady has negatively trained herself to be a PhD holder in the sex game, there I'll always be a problem whenever she dates or meets a guy who can't match her desire, irrespective of all the money,attention and goodies he gives her.

I have read,heard about married women who are so damis in their marriages, only God I'll help this end time Unions
Health › Re: Have You Ever Been Molested By A Male Doctor? (share Your Experience Ladies) by Fkhalifa(m): 5:28pm On Feb 26, 2016
Share your experience ladies, you aren't asked to attack op,

Nairaland is so boring these days unlike the past, where you would have been entertained

Shior. angry
Fashion › Re: Girl Slammed For Flaunting Curves In Hijab by Fkhalifa(m): 1:08pm On Feb 26, 2016
This is so off Islam, in another religion it might be hoekay cos she's not exposing anything na..

End time here we are, some of the sisters are joining them already in the name of fashion, May Allah guide us aright
Romance › Re: No Lady Should Get Married If She Is Not Ready For This One Thing... by Fkhalifa(m): 12:51pm On Feb 26, 2016
Saladin25:
This kind of Lady want peace in her life. A woman that want peace in her marital life must not be a jealous woman. She must be able to overlook things.
A Lady like her is rare. I pray she has a good husband
.
Amin, and the funny thing is most of these ladies bashing the op have once dated/slept with a married man,they once had more than one boyfriends in their prime, sexing every party they go, yet they are quick to lash any guy try who even opts for polygamy instead of chasing skirts about.

Do they deserve all this angels they are craving for?

Had it been a lady that lived a decent and a worthy wife material, I would perfectly understand and wish her well
Romance › Re: No Lady Should Get Married If She Is Not Ready For This One Thing... by Fkhalifa(m): 12:31pm On Feb 26, 2016
Saladin25:
My Dad and Mum do say it that when a man get to a stage in his life. Women/ladies will be after him. It takes a courageous wife to overlook it.
Even me wey I never get anything I know many ladies that are after me. I had to stop calling and chatting with them.
baba you are not far from the truth o, see what a lady once talk about this issue


"Cheating doesn't get to me. That's the way I have made my myself to be. I have never nag or shout at any man because of cheating. there are other bigger things I nag for, and, believe me is not cheating.

I can't just imagine myself fighting for a man, even if he is my husband, I will never do it. Let him paint the town red, let him club, let him womanize, let him do whatever he likes. All I know, is between him and his God.


All I am after in this world, earn my own money, have kids, raise my kids to be responsible. Take care of my aged sweet mum. Offer my shoulder and help to my siblings. (because is only my siblings that can bleed for me and never forsake me in trying times)."
Romance › Re: No Lady Should Get Married If She Is Not Ready For This One Thing... by Fkhalifa(m): 12:16pm On Feb 26, 2016
In situations like this, its quite funny ladies are heaping praise on men, really cheesy

Yes ladies you are all right we have many monogamous non cheating men out there, Mr Toks is the only philander

Smh# I fear HBP and stroke waiting to happen to some people. cry
Romance › Re: No Lady Should Get Married If She Is Not Ready For This One Thing... by Fkhalifa(m): 7:56am On Feb 26, 2016
Toks2008:
This is the nearest most realistic,reasonable and factual comment i have read so far.

Please note this..i am not advocating for polygamy and you just sumed up my write up in your paragraph 3 and 4.
I feel good bro, but don't expect them to be happy with your posts o, Even some Islamic clerics don't like preaching that aspect to women, they don't take it lightly with the preacher from their countenance, #from experience o

Except you are ready to be dragging with them here for days. cheesy
Romance › Re: No Lady Should Get Married If She Is Not Ready For This One Thing... by Fkhalifa(m): 7:44am On Feb 26, 2016
Op, what you don't understand or probably don't care about is that ladies would never be pleased with the idea of polygamy,some will even reject it if God was to speak it from the heavens

No lady ill gree to your proposal if you let her know beforehand that you may take another woman in future, even though it is the reality

The sad truth is the rate at which men play away games is so on the high, even the so called decent men are already towing that path,Even me with all my firmness, I fear I may fall into it.

It is better in sight of God to legally marry another woman than to fool around,as I have not seen it any holy book where it is outright forbidden.

Don't expect the ladies to happily agree with you,only few who have seen it all will understand.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Barcelona: UCL (0 - 2) On 23rd February 2016 by Fkhalifa(m): 9:45pm On Feb 23, 2016
This is the first time barca will fail to register an on target in first half under Enrique in UCL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Barcelona: UCL (0 - 2) On 23rd February 2016 by Fkhalifa(m): 5:25pm On Feb 23, 2016
Goalkeeper
Petr Cech beats Claudio Bravo to the
number one jersey. Cech has kept more
clean sheets (12 to 11), however Bravo
has conceded fewer goals per game
(0.62 to 0.88). Cech fights back with
more saves per game (3.3 to 3), but
Bravo boasts more saves per goal (4.8 to
3.7). Cech goes on to lead for catches
(2.1 to 1.6) and punches (0.5 to 0.2) per
game. .

Left-Back
Nacho Monreal comfortably claims the
left-back spot over Jordi Alba. On a per
game basis, Monreal has won more
tackles (1.7 to 1.2), made more
interceptions (2.9 to 2.1), more blocks
(0.3 to 0.2) and more clearances (3.6 to
2.4). The 29-year-old also dominates his
Spanish counterpart offensively having
completed more successful dribbles (0.5
to 0.2) and created more chances (0.9 to
0.5) per game.

Centre-Back
Laurent Koscielny has statistically
outperformed Javier Mascherano this
season. The Arsenal man has made more
interceptions (3.7 to 1.9), more blocks
(0.9 to 0.5), more clearances (6 to 2)
and has won more aerial duels (2.7 to
1.1) per game. Mascherano boasts more
tackles won per game (1.8 to 0.9) and
the superior tackle success rate (51 to
37 per cent).

Centre-Back
Gerard Piqué narrowly edges Per
Mertesacker for the second centre-back
spot. On a per game basis, Piqué has
made more successful tackles (1.2 to
1.1), more interceptions (2.2 to 1.3) and
more blocks (0.6 to 0.4). While
Mertesacker has made more clearances
per game (5 to 4.4) and boasts the
better tackle success rate (71 to 58 per
cent). The duo cannot be separated
aerially having each won an average of
2.2 aerial duels per game.

Right-Back
Hector Bellerin shades the right-back
spot from Dani Alves. The duo are
inseparable for tackles won (1.3 to 1.3),
interceptions (1.9 to 1.9) and blocks (0.2
to 0.2) per game. The Arsenal full-back
has made more clearances (3.2 to 1.4)
and successfully completed more
dribbles (1.5 to 0.9) per game. While
Alves has created more chances per
game (0.8 to 0.6).

Defensive Midfielder
Francis Coquelin has overshadowed
Sergio Busquets statistically this season.
The Barcelona midfielder may have
created more chances per game (0.6 to
0.2) and matched Coquelin for blocks per
game (0.2), but the Frenchman has led
the way in every other key area this
season. Coquelin has a better pass
completion rate (90 to 89 per cent), has
won more tackles (2.3 to 2), made more
interceptions (2.3 to 2) and more
clearances (1 to 0. per game.

Central Midfielder
Aaron Ramsey has justified why
Barcelona were linked with a move for
the Welshman, dominating Ivan Rakitić in
a host of key areas this season. The 25-
year-old has completed more successful
passes (59 to 43), created more chances
(1.4 to 1), more key passes (1.3 to 1)
and has won more tackles (1.9 to 1.2)
per game. Ramsey has also registered
more assists (3 to 0) and more goals (4
to 3).

Playmaker
Mesut Özil gets the better of Andres
Iniesta in the playmaker role. The players
share the same pass completion rate (88
per cent), while Iniesta has made more
successful passes per game (61 to 53).
However, the German has led every other
key stat this term. Özil has created more
chances (4.4 to 1.3) and made more key
passes (3.7 to 1.2) per game. He has
also registered more assists (17 to 1)
and scored more goals (4 to 1).
Left Forward
Neymar comfortably takes the left-sided
forward spot from Alexis Sánchez . The
Chilean edges pass completion (81 to 80
per cent), but then the Brazilian takes
over. Neymar has made more key passes
(2.8 to 1., created more chances (3.2
to 1. and has completed more
successful dribbles (4.6 to 3.2) per
game. He has also scored more goals
(18 to 6) and recorded more assists (9 to
1).

Right Forward
Lionel Messi unsurprisingly beats Alex
Oxlade-Chamberlain to the right-sided
forward spot. Messi has scored more
goals (15 to 1), registered more assists
(7 to 0), made more key passes (1.5 to
0.9), created more chances (1.9 to 0.9)
and completed more dribbles (4.1 to 1.6)
per game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Fkhalifa(m): 5:22pm On Feb 23, 2016
Goalkeeper
Petr Cech beats Claudio Bravo to the
number one jersey. Cech has kept more
clean sheets (12 to 11), however Bravo
has conceded fewer goals per game
(0.62 to 0.88). Cech fights back with
more saves per game (3.3 to 3), but
Bravo boasts more saves per goal (4.8 to
3.7). Cech goes on to lead for catches
(2.1 to 1.6) and punches (0.5 to 0.2) per
game. .

Left-Back
Nacho Monreal comfortably claims the
left-back spot over Jordi Alba. On a per
game basis, Monreal has won more
tackles (1.7 to 1.2), made more
interceptions (2.9 to 2.1), more blocks
(0.3 to 0.2) and more clearances (3.6 to
2.4). The 29-year-old also dominates his
Spanish counterpart offensively having
completed more successful dribbles (0.5
to 0.2) and created more chances (0.9 to
0.5) per game.

Centre-Back
Laurent Koscielny has statistically
outperformed Javier Mascherano this
season. The Arsenal man has made more
interceptions (3.7 to 1.9), more blocks
(0.9 to 0.5), more clearances (6 to 2)
and has won more aerial duels (2.7 to
1.1) per game. Mascherano boasts more
tackles won per game (1.8 to 0.9) and
the superior tackle success rate (51 to
37 per cent).

Centre-Back
Gerard Piqué narrowly edges Per
Mertesacker for the second centre-back
spot. On a per game basis, Piqué has
made more successful tackles (1.2 to
1.1), more interceptions (2.2 to 1.3) and
more blocks (0.6 to 0.4). While
Mertesacker has made more clearances
per game (5 to 4.4) and boasts the
better tackle success rate (71 to 58 per
cent). The duo cannot be separated
aerially having each won an average of
2.2 aerial duels per game.

Right-Back
Hector Bellerin shades the right-back
spot from Dani Alves. The duo are
inseparable for tackles won (1.3 to 1.3),
interceptions (1.9 to 1.9) and blocks (0.2
to 0.2) per game. The Arsenal full-back
has made more clearances (3.2 to 1.4)
and successfully completed more
dribbles (1.5 to 0.9) per game. While
Alves has created more chances per
game (0.8 to 0.6).

Defensive Midfielder
Francis Coquelin has overshadowed
Sergio Busquets statistically this season.
The Barcelona midfielder may have
created more chances per game (0.6 to
0.2) and matched Coquelin for blocks per
game (0.2), but the Frenchman has led
the way in every other key area this
season. Coquelin has a better pass
completion rate (90 to 89 per cent), has
won more tackles (2.3 to 2), made more
interceptions (2.3 to 2) and more
clearances (1 to 0.cool per game.

Central Midfielder
Aaron Ramsey has justified why
Barcelona were linked with a move for
the Welshman, dominating Ivan Rakitić in
a host of key areas this season. The 25-
year-old has completed more successful
passes (59 to 43), created more chances
(1.4 to 1), more key passes (1.3 to 1)
and has won more tackles (1.9 to 1.2)
per game. Ramsey has also registered
more assists (3 to 0) and more goals (4
to 3).

Playmaker
Mesut Özil gets the better of Andres
Iniesta in the playmaker role. The players
share the same pass completion rate (88
per cent), while Iniesta has made more
successful passes per game (61 to 53).
However, the German has led every other
key stat this term. Özil has created more
chances (4.4 to 1.3) and made more key
passes (3.7 to 1.2) per game. He has
also registered more assists (17 to 1)
and scored more goals (4 to 1).
Left Forward
Neymar comfortably takes the left-sided
forward spot from Alexis Sánchez . The
Chilean edges pass completion (81 to 80
per cent), but then the Brazilian takes
over. Neymar has made more key passes
(2.8 to 1.cool, created more chances (3.2
to 1.cool and has completed more
successful dribbles (4.6 to 3.2) per
game. He has also scored more goals
(18 to 6) and recorded more assists (9 to
1).

Right Forward
Lionel Messi unsurprisingly beats Alex
Oxlade-Chamberlain to the right-sided
forward spot. Messi has scored more
goals (15 to 1), registered more assists
(7 to 0), made more key passes (1.5 to
0.9), created more chances (1.9 to 0.9)
and completed more dribbles (4.1 to 1.6)
per game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Barcelona: UCL (0 - 2) On 23rd February 2016 by Fkhalifa(m): 1:27pm On Feb 23, 2016
See them haters yappiblng dust anyhow,as if their team can stand barca atall

The God that did it against Bayern ill surely favour.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Fkhalifa(m): 7:33am On Feb 23, 2016
The day don eventually show o, :-
They have gathered to see Arsenal suffer but God dey

Eyin omo Ogun egba Aduraaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaà
Sports › Re: Mikel Shines: Do You Think Mourinho Would Have Allowed Mikel To Play UCL? by Fkhalifa(m): 5:54pm On Feb 22, 2016
^^^^bro are you sure you ve watched Alex iwobi of Arsenal and ihenacho?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City: FA Cup (5 - 1) oN 21st February 2016 by Fkhalifa(m): 6:40pm On Feb 21, 2016
Chelsea will come with a full squad to play nairaland u21 team, and their fans I'll be over the moon after the victory embarassed

Let them enjoy this one before the PSG and the real mancity show up.
Romance › Re: She's Stingy, Should I Dump Her? by Fkhalifa(m): 9:03pm On Feb 18, 2016
This op is an example of many guys out there, they get so weak around sexy ladies,to a level where they don't mind emptying their account on them,,

Small time these ladies tend to misbehave,get arrogant and live an extravagant lifestyle, they are the oloshos and are everywhere, they are quick to label an upcoming guy "broke"

People with op's mentality of spending 30k on a lady you aren't married to, makes the society looks so poor, missappropiation of funds everywhere by our youths
No wonder poverty seems to be dining with us..

The lady goofed and the relationship has gotten. V.weak, be sincere with yourself and decide on her asap.

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