Jadekitana:
Abeg where's the lady in this pic? Smellymouth biko pass me your glasses, I can't see anything

.WATIN JUST PAIN ME NA....OP DEY CALL HIMSELF FINE BOY

I DINT BOTHER CHECKING HIS PROFILE

CUZ 97% OF THIS NL GUY ARE FVCKING HUGLY(UGLY)

abgaya

TorresUc:
After conducting my silent n quiet statistics on nairaland....In LADIES category we v 30%Beauiful n 70%Ugly while GUYS category we v 70%Handsome n 30%semi-Ugly..Is dis CORRECT? Xcept d married ones!

.AND MANY E-DIOT CLAIMING DEY ER LIVING ABROAD

FOOLISHh SET OF PPLE....AND SOME LADIES FORMING OVER INTELLIGENT....WERE RASS DEM NO KNOW ANYTIN....NA DICTIONARY DEM DE CARRY ANYTIME DEM WAN COMMENT


MTWSSHHH

SamsonJohn743:

If i were that dude i wouldn't have opened that door until u'r through!:-D

.WHEN THE WINCH DE OUTSIDE DOOR DE SHOUT



NAH

PiccoloBrunelli:


Oya cook for me na. By the way...how can you be at Aba, Edo, India, China etc all at once? Bini girl abi? Na una.

.KIKIKIKIKI

AYAM OMINI-PRESENT

olumzzz:
U b bad geh o

.KIKIKIKI
WE ARE ALL BAD

SamsonJohn743:
Bae, u'r cute

.HI

THANKIA

PiccoloBrunelli:
Lol. OP...e go bad if after all these jedi jedi you're still his Side Bae. In fact check how he saved your number....fit be "Pizza Girl."

Seriously tho....if this is really ur first time, and I doubt it, then I'll score you 8/10. You try.

And by the way...which pizza did he enjoy? This one we're seeing here or the other pizza.....hehehe.

.MTWSSSHH


YOU DON FIRST SEE STEW MK DEY SCENT BUH E NO SWEET?

OK


MAMA AMAKA DE SELL MMM....AFTER SHE DON SCATA ERRBODY NOSE WITH SCENT ..TRY BYE M....

LORDSAMURAI:
lol i rate u 100/100 in advance

.ASHEWO KOBOKOBO

LORDSAMURAI:
sigh, @op reminds me of one evil spirit in an old Nigeria movie titled egg of life. well i rate u god4bid/1000

.CHAI

GOD IS WASHING YOU OOO...


NO WORRI...I WUU SOON OPEN MY OWN THREAD MK UNA RATE....NUDdE PIX OOO


WAH CHAW

NAIJA GURLS NO JUST SABI ANYTHING


SEE AS DEM WEAR CARDIGAN AND OVER-ALL FOR POOL PARTY

CHAI
WARA-FVCK

WOW
SHE SHOULDNT NOT JUST REPLY....OR APOLOGIZE


DAH MESSG IS SO MATURE....

WITH RESPECT SELF

rawpadgin:
hmmm, am salivating already
Haven't had easter rice today, can u send me some?

.I WISH

ITS FINISH ALREADY

rawpadgin:

Eya! What did u cook?

.FRIED MEAT AND COCKED RICE...A WHOLE LOT

rawpadgin:
that's good
How was ur day?

.FINE JOORRR

I JUST TIRE...FROM ALL THE COOKING AND ALL

McCarlito:

So to comot from Nigeria no hungry us sef abi?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3503476_3497356img20150619wa0029jpeg0e9b740983077b2741d39a49c34f9b06_jpege1af44e10c6dd80f9bc875b8e19cf2a8

.DEM TELL YOU JUJU DE WORK FOR ME?

chai

MAKA TALK MY EXPERIENCE.....


DER WAS THIS GUY I WAS DATING,,NA SO HE CARRY ME GO HIM HOUSE OOO...(,,HE CAME DOWN TO MY BASE FOR A PROJECT,)WE SAW AND STARTED DATING...NAZO I FOLLOW M GO HUZ OO,NA WE CUN DE HIM ROOM WE CUN DE TALK,SMALL TIN CUN LEAD TO ANODA,,,,,WE STARTED KISSING AND TOUCHING......AS I CUN SAY MK I GIVE M "head" AS I JUST DE ZIP M DOWN NA I JUST HEAE ONE VOICE SHOUT,,,,"EMMA,,,,WHO IS INSIDE THAT HOUSE WITH YOU?EMMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?.....NAZO I SHOCK ASK M WHO DE TALK....HE TELL ME SAY HIM SISTER CUN VISIT....NA SO D WOMAN DE SHOUT MK HIM OPEN D DOOR....AS HE OPEN D DOOR NAZO SHE JUSR JUMP INSIDE DE ASK ME QUESTN.....MY DEAR WHY ARE U DRESSED LIKE THIS?(I WEAR SIGLET AND TROUSERS OO)....WHAT ARE U DOING IN MY BROTHERS HOUSE(THIS GUY S 26 FOR GODS SAKE...)NAZO ME I DE LOOK LIKE WHO LOST.....D GUY GOT ANGRY...CUN ASK ME MK I STAND UP MK HIM GO DROP ME....NAZO I CARRY MY SELF GO HUZ DAHT DAH





I WEEEE NEVER FORGET

obiorathesubtle:
I'm 16, why?

.NOTHING

SORRY OO



YA MY SENIOR

Eddygourdo:
should have viewed ur profile before responding. Silly me. Good day

.SORRY


EXCUSE ME?

WHATS THAT SUPPOSE TO ME.....EHHHHH?

McCarlito:

U wan run leave naija for who

.UNA

Guliver:
op dip t n boiling water, den rub aboniki on t

.YOU ARE A BIG FOOoL

YOU HAVE GONO

THOUGHT THEY WATCH HOW THEY PRODUCE KIDS OVER THERE?....ANYWAYS SHA


4 IS OWKAY

McCarlito:

Where do u want him to take u to

.CANADA

Eddygourdo:
what film if I might ask madam

.SHUUUUUUU



YA STILL NEW IN THE GAME





FOR-GERRIT

Greene66:


Lol show me your bank statement let me show mine. Then allow other nairaland members compare who has made it better. Because you are a landlord you think you have made it. Place your house for sale I'll buy it. Broke nigga.

You are dumb as fvck.

.GHAN GHAN!!

obiorathesubtle:
judging from durent d biitches' disposition.. I'd say 12..



The BritishChildren are coming

.HOW OLD ARE YOU?

EHH?




mrcork is 12 pls

Eddygourdo:
I have posted issues here and sometimes have gotten mature responses. The issue I have is with rantings. I intend to ask this question on all sections I frequent with intention to abandon sections plagued by kids.

I remember when the young man started this forum, we used it mainly as a jobsite. A friend got her first job via here in 2006 or thereabouts. I was a guest all through despite the fact the forum was pretty mature then.

As of today, it's filled with wannabes and Wat hurts most is when the person arguing or insulting you in one thread, open another thread to complain about jamb or the university. Then I realise I need not be here,

I need a mature audience, mature arguments, mature information exchange and debates. Someone said the romance section has an average age of 22. And if that's true, too bad.

Abeg Wats the average age in the romance section

.OK

abeg who u be for the film?

GAWD
TAKE ME AWTA HERE

SO ON POINT

Flawlessangel:


someone who shares a name with you, i was angry b4 but after seeing your flawless pic, i would let this one pass

.NA YOU KNOW