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Lol

Angelfrost:
I would hate to believe a youth or human being with even half a brain staked Liverpool straight win today...!

Nope... Against Newcastle! It can't be.

It's a football game.
It can swing either way.

Neverlate:
Omo newcastle straight win. My life saving on you. No jokes bet de pay

Village straight!

Slymonster:
This game is 1x na. As far it's Newcastle at home. Anybody who is put liverpool straight win is a rookie.

Seems you are the rookie.....

jamesversion:
Na 6plug motor. Fuel dey expensive. You go collect 2.5M?

Use the 2.5m to buy fuel.

Opeexclusive04:
Any Queshion of the day??

No sir. Please proceed.

Goodman2023:
Watch how those who doesn't know the meaning of "Please bargain" will start masturbating on this topic out of tribal, religious and ethnic sentiments

Plea bargain

Godfullsam:
If I have up to £10,000 with me, I will rather establish myself here in Nigeria instead of taking such a gamble to travel abroad for an imaginary job.

Our people say 'someone who has a head doesn't have a cap and someone who has a cap does not have head'.

This life no balance

Make the £10,000 first.

Dear OP,

Better luck next time.

As for me, I don't have friends, I have family!

If you listen to Raps, then this Kendrid Lamar song would give you a better understanding of my type of family.


Average Joe - Kendrick Lamar

Lyrics

The hardest thing for me to do
Is to get you, to know me, within sixteen bars
That's the hardest thing

Who is K. Dot? A young nigga from Compton
On the curb writing raps next to a gun shot
On the corners where the gangsters and the killers dwell
The fraudulent tender scars that get unveiled
Everyone I knew was either crip or piru
Cousins in elementary, relatives in high school
With that being said, each one of their rivals
Was aiming something at my head, I needed survival
Got jumped, got jacked, shot at, shot back
And I don't even push a line, I'm just tryna push these rhymes
In the midst of staying neutral and discrete
My momma said you're judged by the company you keep
But what you can consider, that if it goes down
They'll kill you if you kill me, it gets deep nigga
So if you ask what I'm doing
I'm tryna duck the influence of my city that's brewing, real talk, and


This is why they Bleep with me (real talk nigga, believe it)
This is why they Bleep with me (do what I do, y'know?)
I'm no gangster, no killer, I'm just your average Joe (know that)
But one thing you should consider, I'm the realest you know

Verse 2
I was walking from Centennial
When an unidentified vehicle rolled up, and I was like hol' up
Where you from? "I don't bang"
Where you stay? "Westside", that's a Piru gang to be exact
Well aware they had blue across they hat
Dropped backpack and ran inside of the cul-de-sac
Shots rang out, hoping to God I wasn't wet
Crossed to cross Rosecrans and ran inside of the yet
Chirped the homies on the I-95, they said they already knew
What happened, and meet 'em outside the garage
Never seen that many guns in my life
I was paranoid like a fiend in the night, but needed revenge
Grabbed the nine-ball, opened up the door, then got in
Somebody said fall back, we gon' make these niggas suffer
You my brother like a frat, and that's just to remind you
Thought about that so long I had failed my finals, Bleep, but


This is why they Bleep with me (I told you nigga)
This is why they Bleep with me (you fake nigga)
I'm no gangster, no killer, I'm just your average Joe (you fake)
But one thing you should consider, I'm the realest you know

Verse 3
I don't do black music, I don't do white music
I do everyday life music
Give 'em cuts like a nigga pierced a knife through it
You say you through, but I've been through it, now that's cold
And this is for my county building children
In Hub City on hubcaps, no power-steering
I use perseverance in this mad city
Where the niggas drink Remy and hold semis for cutthroats
Bernie Mac died, it's no joke
Don't ask why if you don't know about these killers and thieves
Seven grams of weed, you smoke that, but I'm high off life
I could fall out the sky like twice
And land in the land of the AKs
And the minivans where the fan never on
Cause it's hotter than a lunatic's underarms in a straitjacket
In other words, we get it cracking, but I keep it cool, you know?


This is why they Bleep with me
This is why they Bleep with me (real talk)
I'm no gangster, no killer, I'm just your average Joe (come on)
But one thing you should consider, I'm the realest you know


So there you have it
But I'mma leave you with this
An O.G. once told me
A real gangster is either dead or in jail
Or behind the scenes getting real money
I'm gone

gsinach:
Distress sale Neatly used 2011 Lexus is250
Location Abuja
08036487826
Price 4m

stasius:
Hahhahaha. Abi? I kindda believe you

No mind the elewa.

Greenfaces:
I apologise for sounding rudely too.

I want to advise you as an elder one. Please take this advice very seriously as i didn't know about it until age 34.

This world is filled with evil people. People are not happy seeing you drive thar car. If you can't find yourself living among very successful people, PLEASE PLEASE AND PLEASE; hide your self ooo. Hide all your successes. Don't even let anyone know anything about you. In fact, if you want to go far, don't post anything on social media, dont boast or even tell people about your achievements. People are very very insecure and filled with envy here in nigeria. If you are able to relocate, then better. If not, hide your self until you can afford a house in a secure estate in abuja where successful people are, then you can live freely with your blessings. Even people who are very close to you and smile with you to your face may not be happy deep down. Keep saving money while you go very very very low key. Buy a cheaper car even and use the change to buy land. A benz c180 will serve your needs for now. No need to draw attention. Its dangerous

This is the sad reality.

This advice is meant for people who are still living in rural areas or underdeveloped towns.

Baba. No be everybody dey live for Ogbomosho.

Rema and Shalipopi are both 23 years.

Samakus:
18 year old is pricing car. And here I am


Motivational speakers, what do you have to tell me?

He is actually 18 years. But that dude doesn't have that money. He is just catching cruise.

E don Tey wey e dey price cars for auto section and he confused about that forex trading thing that he claims gives him money.

I think he just created the thread to seek attention and I guess he is currently having series of orgasms from the responses he is getting here.

I hope you're not a medical student during the day, and a US Army Lieutenant at night?

obyno82:
Please all that one is balderdash trust me. It is not banks that caused the exchange rate to tank against the naira. The real issue is the arbitrage caused by the large gap between parallel market and I&E window of the CBN. If truly the government wants to unify the rate come out and declare parallel market illegal and urge everyone to use the I&E rate as the official rate. As we speak the CBN still uses NAFEX rate but on paper you announced to the whole world that I&E window is the only rate, so who is deceiving who?

The government cannot declare the parallel market illegal because the CBN would not be able to cater for the dollar needs of the country.

Moreso, most of the BDCs are owned by top politicians and friends/relatives of top CBN officials.

Are you asking them to fight themselves?

All this merry go around is just eye service.

The main issue with the naira free falling against the dollar is because of our economic system. We import practically everything....!

And the government/Central Bank knows this...

The CBN is gradually becoming clueless, (I'd say useless) like the NNPC.

I think it's high time we have age restrictions to certain sections around here.

What on earth am I even reading?

"Behind every huge wealth, there is a crime".

~Mario Puzo

ThiefnubuBandit:
"Behind every huge wealth, there is a crime".

~Mario Puzo

100%

If I were a coach. I will never ever sign any player that is less than 25 years.

NEVER!!!!!

Vinnie2000:
2 2 Full-time.
Goals from Soucek and Manuel Lanzini.
Goals from Disasi and Nicholas Jackson.

So because Disasi score in their last outing, you expect him to score again...

Damn...


Disasi is a defender bro.

nnachukz:
You get mind for that Frankfurt game o.

That one wey him do Na gambling..

Probably the N100 to win N10m crew.

ISellBeer:
1X
Sure bet

Lol
.........

It's a Chelsea win.

0-2

At least 7 corners

7 shots on target

17 fouls.

Thank you!

Wehdone.

Please what's the issue with this site?

It's difficult to comment, upload pictures and the cloud fare verification thing is becoming stressful.

Icuib4cu:
How man u leave james maddison go sign mason mount remains a mystery.

what will you say about our neighbours that bought Kai Havertz?

Icuib4cu:
How man u leave james maddison go sign mason mount remains a mystery.

You even talk of our neighbours wey sign Kai Havertz.....

Ordinarily, this should be a topic to encourage and motivate Nigerians....

But on nairaland.. This would turn into a thread for tribal war and unnecessary competition.

Walks out!

Stop cramming.

Read to understand.

Try to explain what you have studied to someone; your classmate, a reading partner or even your girlfriend.

Make reading fun by taking intermittent breaks so that your brain can rest.

Hmmm

Wow