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Chai.... May his soul rest in peace.

Wow

GOAT

Okay

seanwilliam:
so what of me? Wetin I be?

azaman

Great

BoldBrainz:
"Incommatose" is not a valid word, neither is it a slang.

In coma

Don't know where swift keyboard took that word from.

Me

ESV: Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body.

NIV: Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body.

There's no smoke without fire.

There's no how that their Oga would be detained for months and these bigger fishes won't be indicted for one fraud or the other.

Never!

The FX fraud that occured in the CBN in the last 4 years is enough to put our economy in this state of coma.

Commercial bank staff were cashing out millions on a weekly basis from sales of forex that were meant for non-existent imports.

Dubious invoices would be raised by Corporate Account holders, FX requests processed at official rate by Account Officers or Relationship Managers. FX would be transfered to China where buyers (at black market rate) are on standby.

And perpetrators of these fraudulent schemes were still calling Buhari a disaster.

You see this Nigeria... It can't work!

I have seen enough. And I mean it.

Growing up as a baby Christian. I was taught that the gift of speaking in tongues comes as an evidence of the fullness of the Holy Spirit.

In Deeper Life Bible Church where I grew up, speaking in tongues wasn't common back then (1993 to early 2000's), and their doctrine specified the steps in attaining that feat...

1. Being born again
2. Sanctification
3. The baptism of the Holy Spirit.

Sometime in 2005, I attended a service at one of these Y2K churches and the pastor said he wants to give us (first timers) a gift... - The gift of speaking in tongues..

I was confused. I thought this highly sacred gift comes after months of undiluted committed relationship with the HOLY Spirit?

So how then are we gonna obtain it at a promo price today? Well, I was in for the show. So I waited to see how is it being done.

Pastor, asked us first timer to step out, and then laid hands on each first timer, some fell, others started vibrating and speaking in tongues I didn't understand...

He didn't even lead us to Christ, nor authenticate the status of the bodies he was about transmitting this "Sacred gift" to..

When it got to my turn, I was keen to experience how this gift would be downloaded into me, from their servers without passing the prerequisites.

Man of God, laid hands on me, and kept pushing me to fall. Well, I kept going backwards till we reached the church entrance, then pastor obviously sensed that this one won't fall ooooo. Then he left me......

It was a funny experience though. I tried to get the guy who invite me to their service to elucidate on how the gift of speaking in tongues was processed and transfered to first timers in their church, he kept mentioning the name of his GO in his explanation, rather than referring to the Bible. I just knew that those ones don't know what they were doing.

1. AC

2. AC

3. AC


My first Benz... AC almost send me go village.

The seller (a very popular name here on nairaland told me "it's just a leakage"....

Only

However, the plans to move to Abuja were seriously negatively affected by the economic crisis that began in 1982 when the price of oil collapsed

So this madness didn't start today...

The dependence on oil...

Nigeria would cease to exist the day our oil goes dry.

That's when you'll realise we didn't really need or like eachother.

Toh.


We're in for another show of ineptitude, which is always associated with abuse of public funds and corruption.

I hope they don't contract imams to pray for us at 2b.

Nigeria! Just don't waste your time praying for this place.

It would even be better praying for a tree in Canada, than this place.

Their concern....


If they like, they should name him Lucifer...


Seems the world is going mad already!

Lama70:
A case in point was when Atiku stood in for Buhari during Yusuf's marriage in Kano. I can't forget that in a hurry.

Ordinary citizens are just their pawnshop in this chess game of politics. I agree with you.

Perfect example.


I repeat, a perfect example!

They will someday meet at the wedding of one of theirs.

They'll shake hands, drink and merry like all of these never happened.

Riff-raffs with less than a dollar in their Kuda accounts will spend all day and night insulting themselves here.

Whatever

Naija

decatalyst:
Shebi Britain wants to stand alone and aloof ni, they will lick their wounds for a very long time.

Your economic is in shambles, with aging population, and unnecessary finance of proxy wars, yet you dey break away from EU without concrete economic roadmap 😆

It's a bad time to travel go school, tourism, work, and flex in UK. The taxes will be bigger than Olumo rock 🤣

UK citizens and the Jakpad population, the shege is coming, rumbling like a great storm.

Brace up, winter is coming 😁

Some of you people are worse than the de-vil.

Very quick to celebrate bad news.

No matter how bad the economy of the UK is, their citizens would always have a better life and inftracstruture than you, and an average Nigerian.

Oh well...

Great!

Gov. Sanwo Olu always looking dapper!

Other states should learn. This ain't rocket science.

Naso

Good news!


Dollar will sell for 169 tommorow morning.


God bless Nigeria!

Bring down your glory.


I remember this song from my primary three.

austine4real:


Is it fiction or real?

Same question I asked myself..


The OP sounded more like a male, than a female...

At some point, I thought it was movie..

All the same... Weldone OP.

This our Chelsea is just an average team wallahi.

Fibonacci88:
Do the civil servants have official email? How many civil servants in Edo state are computer literate. Does the state have the a tech team to manage Thier web mails? All this questions need to be answered before releasing any circular. This is just a knee jerk decision just like the one Baba blu made at eagle square that has sent millions of Nigerians into untold hardship.

You people must condemn everything. Even good initiatives!

1. What does it take to open an email?
2. In this 21st century, is it even normal to employ people who don't have basic computer skills?
3. Assembling a tech team to manage webmails (that if there is none) isn't rocket science. It can even be an avenue to create employment.


No matter the angel you war to look at this, it is a good initiative.

If I were a Mayor or Head of the civil service, I'll conduct a CBT test for all civil servants, and replace the obsolete employees with a younger, more vibrant, internet savvy candidate.

Na statistic we go chop?

An unnecessary war.

God bless the dead