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Crime › Re: Nigerian Jailed 20 Years, 10 Strokes Of Whipping For Possession Of Drugs by flokii: 12:50pm On Mar 08, 2016
banmee:
What do you mean "in a region"? I think you mean " in a country.
it's meant to be an eye-opening writeup based on observations

it became necessary due to d incessant drug related crimes in d international community with d tag "Nigerians"

someone has to say something.. cos d Name checking ish isn't cool atal
Crime › Re: Nigerian Jailed 20 Years, 10 Strokes Of Whipping For Possession Of Drugs by flokii: 12:33pm On Mar 08, 2016
In a region where people worship money..

where a 30yr old man can tell his father/elders to keep quiet cos he has money during town/family meetings.

where a man leaves home.. only to come back 6months later with Jeep and exotic luxury items without anyone querying his source of wealth..but instead d igwe bestows on him a chieftancy title

and d list goes on & on..

how then do you expect them not to go into crimes?

there's never a shortcut to success.. even if you find one, it won't last and will end you up in disgrace
Family › Re: A Millionaires House Boy Food by flokii: 12:23pm On Mar 08, 2016
Hungerbad come see o..

you better thank your stars grin
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Dances At His 79th Birthday (Video) by flokii: 12:15pm On Mar 08, 2016
MKO4ever:
Still so much energy at 79 shocked
I tell you..

Military agility + Enigmatic prowess no be moi-moi atal

Ebora owu himself..
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Dances At His 79th Birthday (Video) by flokii: 12:13pm On Mar 08, 2016
victorazy:
And my grand father u killed cold blooded during Biafran war is still laying in the grave with sadness. cry

OBJ we Igbo will never forget.
who send ur grand father msg?

vhalar moghules lo pa grin

afterall all men must die... cheer up
Culture › Re: No More Witches In Ile-Ife - Ooni Of Ife by flokii: 12:04pm On Mar 08, 2016
how come

shey e fumigate won ni? shocked shocked
Romance › Re: Is It Okay For A Woman To Carry Condoms Around? by flokii: 12:00pm On Mar 08, 2016
Monalisa185:
lol, you na mY tutor nagrin
I hear you.. baddest cheesy

how body?

wetin you carry come for me from Manchester na
Politics › Re: Global Crude Oil Prices Rises Above Budget Benchmark by flokii: 11:58am On Mar 08, 2016
repogirl:
Not nice as all of you are blaspheming GEJ angry

Anyway, we will see e where Bubu will take us to.... This one he is already complaining, 'Why me, Lord? Why did I have to become President at this time?'

In time, we will see.
lol... 'blasphemy'ke? is he Jesus grin

btw he said it himself na... that Nigerians will persecute him and his men

reposwit.. no worry e go better
Car Talk › Re: Who Taught You How To Drive? by flokii: 11:48am On Mar 08, 2016
RazaqMB:
and she fine oo cry
ehen?

na dem plenty pass wey be olodo na..

Ordinary Hello, what's ur name... some can't answer correctly
Politics › Re: Global Crude Oil Prices Rises Above Budget Benchmark by flokii: 11:42am On Mar 08, 2016
repogirl:
I'm no Tanoid, just saying what I see.

If you want to know what he started, google it.
he didn't start anything meaningful in Naija here according to feeds from reliable sources..

only scams like maritime uni., almajiri etc.tho. mayb abroad where they give him awards.. I dunno

buh not to worry.. bubu will deliver us..... bubu and his body odour lol

how's ur day going?
Car Talk › Re: Who Taught You How To Drive? by flokii: 11:37am On Mar 08, 2016
RazaqMB:
did you read the questionhuh embarassed
na Olodo na..

naso dem dey fail simple exam.
Romance › Re: Is It Okay For A Woman To Carry Condoms Around? by flokii: 11:32am On Mar 08, 2016
Monalisa185:
really...

e no get brand(brandless)tongue...I use it as a hair band(to pack my hair)gringrin
LMFAO grin cheesy

LWKMD grin cheesy grin grin

oshey baddest.. lol
Politics › Re: Global Crude Oil Prices Rises Above Budget Benchmark by flokii: 11:31am On Mar 08, 2016
repogirl:
and I guess it's Booohari's body odour that developed and sustained the local industries just like it sustained the power sector? LMAO!

And I haven't seen anything because there's nothing to see!

Booohari had better maintain Jonathan's work in those sectors or even your local industries will crash before you can say Booooooooooooooooohari is a dullard!
grin

you're Tanoid afterall..

which work did he start.. it's like some people feed you false news/info cheesy
Romance › Re: Is It Okay For A Woman To Carry Condoms Around? by flokii: 11:27am On Mar 08, 2016
Monalisa185:
more 'OKAY' than the word 'OKAY'
really?

ok so which brand is urz?.. and how do you carry it round
Politics › Re: The Foolishness Among Yorubas And Igbos by flokii: 11:20am On Mar 08, 2016
Demslayers:
I tire o. They are yet to find solutions to the killings in Enugu and Ebonyi but the op is creating thread to stylishly start another e-war. Yorubas have no friends in Nigeria, and thats the fact.
leave them.. let them keep playing HATE POLITICS

I don't know how 3rd born will want to lord over 1st & 2nd..

yorubas watch, learn & adapt.. that's why we've become d envy of d 5%..

an average person there suffers from inferiority complex to d yorubas.. too bad
Crime › Re: Graphic Photo: See What Close Friend Did To Her by flokii: 11:14am On Mar 08, 2016
Hiaan!

shey girls sef dey shit ni?

I no know o grin
Car Talk › Re: Who Taught You How To Drive? by flokii: 11:10am On Mar 08, 2016
bastien:
Went to driver school
*driving school

went to one too.. learnt manual

automatic is so straight forward
Entertainment › Re: WTF? See Photos From A Supposed Nollywood Movie : UNCLAD?? by flokii: 11:08am On Mar 08, 2016
Nollywood Igbo.

yorubas & hausas aren't involved... thanks
Properties › Re: Four Die As Building Collapses In Lekki by flokii: 10:56am On Mar 08, 2016
come o.. has anyone seen or heard anything from TB Joshua?

d champ went d Tompolo way.. from Lion to pit rat grin
Politics › Re: Swiss Govt Holds Talks With Nigeria On Repatriation Of Fresh $321m Abacha Loot by flokii: 10:53am On Mar 08, 2016
Adminisher:
Jonathan? Abeg lef dat one.
Someone stole pension funds and he walked. Pension funds!!!!!
People's sweat. Jonathan is too empty, lacking in core, lacking in principles, lacking in passion.
A walking dead person. I am sure it was his wife that turned him to that.
Don't mind him..

he is a weakling, timid ineffectual buff**n not fit to head a local govt... a big disaster for Nigeria

thank God for PMB... thieves like Abba Moro, Dasuki and co. would have gone scot free... with people dying for nothing

No wonder his wife had total control over him... Ekpa man.. too empty
Politics › Re: Swiss Govt Holds Talks With Nigeria On Repatriation Of Fresh $321m Abacha Loot by flokii: 10:42am On Mar 08, 2016
tinsel:
Jonathan gave the family state pardon
He's always pardoning criminals..

was planning same for Ibori buh yorubas put am to shame

corrupt element pardoning corruption
Politics › Re: The Foolishness Among Yorubas And Igbos by flokii: 10:37am On Mar 08, 2016
Another useless thread... na by force to romance yeebos politically ni?

we have different geo-political zones and can choose whoever we want to play politics with..

and for those calling yorubas cowards, try to watch d clip where Ahmadu Bello described yeebos... enof. said
Politics › Re: BREAKING! Tension As IPOB, MASSOB Order Fulani Herdsmen To Vacate South South An by flokii: 10:25am On Mar 08, 2016
iamkeyz:
we know how massive IPOB/MASSOB is
i hope SW people are watching and learning?
we dont take shit
SW dey prudent pass all of una... you don't quench fire with fire

just touch one of their cattle, not even their men and see how ur monarchs heads there would be hanged on stakes grin

no be by chestbeating o... afterall they've sampled more cvnts over there without protection than any other region
Investment › Re: Stock Market Rally Continues, Gain 0.27% by flokii: 10:15am On Mar 08, 2016
we're geeting there..

some Buhari haterz like.... go don get stomach upset now grin
Politics › Re: Swiss Govt Holds Talks With Nigeria On Repatriation Of Fresh $321m Abacha Loot by flokii: 10:10am On Mar 08, 2016
this Abacha sef..

PMB sir... don't you think we need to set up a committee to look into this loot matter..

just like d former olodo empty ogogro sipping fisherman from otueke grin
Politics › Re: Soyinka And Falana React To Ese's Abduction by flokii:
buh Criminality & Religion have always been padis in Nigeria na..

or how do you explain CAN president involved in arms purchase?

notable and respected church pastors/overseers collecting billions (7 or so) from a fisherman to persuade church members to vote

sote one come out talk say d defeat of one party is Light prevailing over darkness... SHAMELESS lots

and d list goes on and on...
Politics › Re: PDP Asks Sheriff, Others To Quit may 21 by flokii: 9:57am On Mar 08, 2016
NEVER!

Ali-Modu till 2019.. according to IPOD touts grin
Business › Re: Black Rhino, Dangote Conclude Plans To Invest $10bn In Kano, South East IPP by flokii: 9:55am On Mar 08, 2016
SE sef don dey get mouth o cheesy

ve always wondered why d richest man shy away fron East investment wise

good development tho.
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Is Your Take On Guys With Big Stomach? by flokii: 9:51am On Mar 08, 2016
Leeeekeeee:
Is that what killed a family memberhuh..
grin not really

m just test-running my diagnosing skills...

you shouldn't av much problem tho. ve seen bigger male pregnancies
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is About To Be Circumsized by flokii: 9:47am On Mar 08, 2016
RaDaZaBaNa:
call it quit with the girl
yeah..

or betterstill threaten to leave her.. you dnt know how miserable ur sex life would be with her after.

she has to decide..
Romance › Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by flokii: 9:29am On Mar 08, 2016
deltaboiy01:
l was just wondering is it possible for a penis to grow after puberty.I mean im 19 now ,and going to be 20 in a few months, i have seen this mentioned somehwere before, but not sure is it possible for me to add at least a little but more length or girth maybe. or maybe you guys heard of cases when guys joysticks were still growing in their early 20'? maybe there is some thing i can take, or some kind of excersises that i can do to maybe help this process, not like penis enlargement pills cuz i know those really dont work. let me just say im about 3" hard right now, and let me tell you its killing me. sometimes when i think about this, i think maybe i should kill myself and end this now, im not really suicidal or mentally ill, im perfectly sane i just feel like i dont really have anything to live for, i mean no matter how successfull i might be in life or how much i will achieve, i will always have a small penis, and will never be able to really satisfy a girl, crap is just fu..ck up and i dont know what to do. if there is really nothing i can do about my penis maybe i will just shoot myself, am in my final year now and i dont know if all these years of study really worth it. right now im hoping to find something that will help me with my size. anyway i think i wrote too much, really looking forward to see what you people think.
eyah.. that's way below average

my guess.. you're fat or eat sugar a lot...

at 20.. you should at least be 6"- 6.5" long when erect.. dnt be surprised some have up to 7-8"

I think it stops growing in late twenties.. early-mid in some cases

Seek help man... suicide is not d only option
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Is Your Take On Guys With Big Stomach? by flokii: 2:30am On Mar 08, 2016
repogirl:
lol, everyone has his/ her turn offs na.

I've been very fine, thanks.

You've been off the grid. Oya PM me na, let's talk. Hope na better talk o.
Yes o..

Had to go off for a while..hustle & stuffs

I'm interested in literature.. Shey you can gimme guidelines.. Stuffs like that.. Will PM you

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