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Romance › Re: Ladies, What Is Your Take On Guys With Big Stomach? by flokii: 2:22am On Mar 08, 2016
repogirl:
It's a total turn off. embarassed
You still get turn-off ni? grin

How av you been? We get talk o
Celebrities › Re: I Had A One Night Stand With Seyi Shay In London. by flokii: 2:19am On Mar 08, 2016
You no like.. Shay seyi??

Eleriibu
Education › Re: What I Saw When I Checked Her Jamb Result!! by flokii: 2:07am On Mar 08, 2016
Why she self absent na?

Abi na for wrong centre she go take her own exams..
Politics › Re: Mile 12 Saga: Hilarious But True (photo) by flokii: 2:04am On Mar 08, 2016
sirklin:
Nigerians should look beyond tribalism!
grin grin grin cheesy grin

VERY FUNNY grin cheesy. INFACT LAFF DON KILL ME DIE..

Happy now?
Celebrities › Re: Princess Vitarah Blasts Tiwa Savage, Says She Is Boring by flokii: 1:54am On Mar 08, 2016
axiliborha:
shut up your mouth that you are using to type this nonsense....just cause she has a child doesn't mean she will completely lose her marriage and child....what about someone like beyonce....na to criticise na e una Sabi pass....SMH heavily
Coming from someone like you who sleeps around.. wey don do abortion tire

M not surprised.. I don't expect you to have manners..

Now Fvck off bfor I get mad at you..
Romance › Re: How Hot Do You Like It? by flokii: 1:20am On Mar 08, 2016
grin cheesy

Crazy Mofo that needs drilling.

No go wear skimpy dress stand for Allen where or mates dey... Oshisco
Romance › Re: . by flokii: 1:14am On Mar 08, 2016
@OP report yourself to the nearest police station or detention facility

Na 14yrs you dey play with so..anything other than STRAIGHT is illegal
Romance › Re: What Does It Mean When A Man Stares At Your Body? by flokii: 1:02am On Mar 08, 2016
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, what does it mean when a man stares at your body?[/color]
Do you really wanna know?

Ehnnn mamagee3. grin
Romance › Re: She Rejected/snubbed Him, Now He Is Bitter And Seeking Revenge. Cynthia Beware!! by flokii: 1:01am On Mar 08, 2016
But deep down you know you're only after her honeypot..

Once smashed.. Na to flee

I lie?
Romance › Re: Greed Of The Highest Order by flokii: 12:57am On Mar 08, 2016
BumBae:
Just a risk taker , no exactly greed .
A smart risk taker must be calculative..

M sure d guy was simply full of himself.. Like ITKor gambling type

Tho. I didn't watch buh m sure greed too is involved
Romance › Re: I Need A Boyfriend by flokii: 12:43am On Mar 08, 2016
Something is not right here..

@OP so all d guys wey dey ur vicinity no appease you... Abi you be imbe or cripple

Which one?
Romance › Re: Second Sitting :how Does It Work?? by flokii: 12:32am On Mar 08, 2016
Two sittings simply means to combine result..

Now what m not sure about is if you can combine WAEC with NECO or combine two WAEC/ two NECO results..

My advice for you is to aim for one sitting.. At least C6 in 6-7 core subjects including maths & English.. Your way will be smooth from there (no stress)

If you have doubts, you can sit for Waec, Neco and Nov/Dec GCE d same year... You should make one or at least have two to combine..

Cheers
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys! by flokii: 12:24am On Mar 08, 2016
[quote author=Kondomatic post=43568073][/quote]Chop.. Like KFC? Or Tantalizers

Cos ion get you
Romance › Re: I Have Trashed More Kitty-cats Than Bill Gates Will Ever Dream Of by flokii: 12:19am On Mar 08, 2016
Come o... Is it just me..

Or many crazy/going-crazy folks on NL

Peepz be posting write-ups without meaning or direction... O ga o
Romance › Re: Whats That Question You Really Want To Ask Your Bf/gf About by flokii: 12:11am On Mar 08, 2016
Mariamoyiza:
for crying out jst let me be its jst a topic u should be happy cos its a chance to get that question off ur chest and no am not searching
grin cheesy

Don't cry out loud na.. M just pulling or legs

No harm intended OK?
Romance › Re: Whats That Question You Really Want To Ask Your Bf/gf About by flokii: 12:06am On Mar 08, 2016
Mariamoyiza:
i didnt ask to know u
But you just asked me to disclose what's bothering me to you..

Are you searching? Simple Yes or No will help or condition

Good guys dey NL o... No go think say name bad guys full here
Romance › Re: Being Single Is Not A Curse!! by flokii: 12:02am On Mar 08, 2016
Leriebloom:
Anyways i am tired of people asking me how i am still single. Its not a bad thing to be single.
Infact i love being single, i have more time for myself, i can talk to anybody i want to without feeling guilty. True, i get lonely sometimes but i rather be single than be in an unhealthy relationship.I'd rather be single than waste
my time on somebody who's not
gonna take me seriously. I'd
rather watch other couples be happy than
be in a relationship where I'm gonna be miserable. I'd rather
feel lonely than feel alone even when I'm with somebody.I'd
rather wait until someone comes along & genuinely wants to
be with me, than rush into something with someone who just
wanna play games with me. Bleep all that nonsense. Too many
people just wanna 'have fun' nowadays, which is fine cause
at our age, it's normal. But i dont want to be hurt while they are at it.
You are an Introvert.. Understood!

Buh to be honest.. Why are you single?

You girls don't have time like we guys o..it's in or sweet sixteen guys will chase you

Once you get to mid-late twenties... Na old men or married flirts go dey chase you

Cos young guys ur age will be after sweet sixteen #fact. Doesn't mean you can't choose to be single.. Don't get me wrong

Cheers
Romance › Re: Whats That Question You Really Want To Ask Your Bf/gf About by flokii: 11:50pm On Mar 07, 2016
@OP are you my gf? Or in anyway related

Why would you want to know?
Romance › Re: Keep Calm: President Buhari's Hilarious Pic by flokii: 11:48pm On Mar 07, 2016
My nigga.. grin

Walahi e no go better.. Sorry e go better for d guy wey do this editing

Too frosh..
Romance › Re: Please Help ! My Boyfriend Infected Me With Gonorrhea, What Should I Do? by flokii: 11:45pm On Mar 07, 2016
Go and infect his brothers, uncles and even dad too...

See question
Romance › Re: If Nairaland Exists 200 Years From Now, What Will People Ask? by flokii: 11:43pm On Mar 07, 2016
@OP when last did you take ur drugs?

You're losing it mehnn.. Better calm down and take thing easy

God won't let any of us lose our sanity o
Romance › Re: Why Are You Contemplating A Break Up At The Moment? by flokii: 11:39pm On Mar 07, 2016
@OP are you a witch-doctor?

Or how do you what I'm contemplating to do or not do
Romance › Re: Bbm Pin Abuja Exchange 2016 by flokii: 11:37pm On Mar 07, 2016
More like Abuja runz connection... Issokay
Romance › Re: Is She Playing Hard To Get? by flokii: 11:35pm On Mar 07, 2016
As she no come love you back nko?

Wetin make we do for you?.. O boy go hustle

Make hay while d sun shines.. Not in ur old age
Romance › Re: A Guy Just Called Me An Ogbanje Cause I Refused To Have Se.x? by flokii: 11:32pm On Mar 07, 2016
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi, a guy called me an Ogbanje because I refused to have se.x before marriage.

What's wrong with men these days? undecided[/color]
Lol.. Worwor girl how ur life?

You still never repent..

BTW why didn't you spread d kitty for him to take a dive?... SHY?
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Is Your Take On Guys With Big Stomach? by flokii: 11:22pm On Mar 07, 2016
Leeeekeeee:
Tummy like this ain't easy to come by..

My igbo brodaz will tell u more..

Ego amaka..
Are you sure that's ordinary pot belly?

Looks like nutrient defect of probably organ failure to me... #just saying

I can bet ur small intestine is ruptured with inflamed appendix

Na real wa..
Fashion › Re: Is This Fashion Or Madness? by flokii: 10:19pm On Mar 07, 2016
Fashion madness..
Education › Re: I Have Been Cheated By Jamb And Nuhu Bamali Polytechnic by flokii: 10:16pm On Mar 07, 2016
Sorry.. Better luck next time
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is About To Be Circumsized by flokii: 10:12pm On Mar 07, 2016
RaDaZaBaNa:
This they said is a ritual tradition in their tribe. They however insist that if she doesnt do it , she might not be able to give birth and many other threats and punishment to be melted out to us,

my girl insists she cant go through the pain and we should ignore it but am scared .

Pls which do i go.. Is sex with a circumsized female the same with normal.hope it wont affect her healthwise. Or should we just ignore the whole event as mere superstition.
Better call it quit..

Africans & primitive way of life

Just imagine.. They're about to ruin a girl's sex life completely
Politics › Re: #elrufaidestroyskaduna Trending On Twitter by flokii: 10:06pm On Mar 07, 2016
I won't be surprised if PDP fields El-rufai in 2019

Confused party.. Una never see islamization
Celebrities › Re: President Buhari All Smiles As He Poses For A Photo At The Villa. by flokii: 10:02pm On Mar 07, 2016
sweetcocoa:
Fuel is 150 naira, I paid double the amount I normally pay to work today and it's not the first, keep smiling for the camera, that's how Nigeria will get better.
Madam sweetcocoa.. If it's fuel you want.. You can come and take

Leave our bubu alone.. If he no smile.. Una go call am tyrant

Nawa for una o

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