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Wailers won't like this..

Oya cameraman.. Change ur style

We need more pictures of our able & effectual president.. God bless Naija

Stupedinluv:
You are harsh sha.

Am I?

I no send you rara.. atal

If na my house you come... You go pack baby shit.. Change pampers for my little angel #fact

dunsman:
Abi o, You self reason am

Naso na..

Why you put (f) for your profile na.. Guy man

Who be dat fine orekelewa for your dp?

Closeup folks would be on d lookout now..


If your teeth white, you better come show us (expecially d ladies).. Baba God might just pick ur call from here.. Who knows

That's if He has a fine tho.

Barselonia:
Make una no paint us black na say all guys na cheater

Coming from a who*ree and Ex-stripper? NO NO

I'd rather hear from our very own OMOSEXY.. Pretty woman

sweetilicious:
Zombie mode activated Zombie mode activated

Lol

Won't you like to date a zombie? It's gonna be fun you knw

iluvkpetus:
Help a brother o. So I'm alone with her in my room, How do I let her know I wanna hit the Cookies without sounding like a pervert

Sex na food?

Anywaiz.. Just display ur.eggplant or flash a condom..

No be me teach you bad thing o... On your own bro.. *cheers

Stupedinluv:
I don't understand him anymore. I thought he was a faithful christian, a good man and husband.

My friend, his wife is quite beautiful and humble and has just given birth to her first child. However, her loving and caring husband has started acting funny.

Today,i went visiting her at home for the third time after she delivered but only found her husband home. After telling me about her whereabout, he threw the most surprising compliment ever.....at me! He said my boobs are lovely and exactly his taste while smiling sheepishly. "holy moses!" i exclaimed in my mind. Anyway i hurriedly left confused but only said i would call her later.

I feel like ive betrayed my friend. Not uttering a word in reply to his yeye compliment is heavy...ive not called her.

I don't want her heart broken...but somehow she deserves to know. Please how do i handle this? ive been trying to get off this mood but no way.

You no well o... Husband snatcher *a foolish husband tho.

After wearing push-up bra to entice d innocent sheep of a man.. You're coming to type nonsense here

You want me to hail you or what?

No go marry.. Dey there dey jonze

Smartresult:
"Life is like dick , quiet and easy but only women makes it hard"
guys i heard this proverb in one nollywood movies. Could it be true?

To some extent.. Yes

Women have always been d problem.. Since d days of Adam & Eve

They'll make you do thing you shouldn't.. Buh 'koshemani ni won'.. You don code shey?

Drinkwater:
I wish the driver was spared

Why exactly?

He was d one at fault actually... You don't let fear grip you while driving.. You grip fear

Just wish them RIP... That'll do

She is lucky

Some women can't deliver unless they go under d blade.. 50-50 chance of survival

Lol.. After sleeping with you, he should wait and die there

Some girls sha

Nawa o...

RIP to them

JAMB self..

Why dem go use guess detector na.. See as 2morrow leaders dey commit suicide anyhow

E no gel o

czarr:
If she brings her friend along for what is supposed to be a date for the two of you!

Girls are not comfortable letting their friends around a guy they like, it doesn't matter if the friend is less attractive. They don't trust themselves.

Don't jump into conclusion just like that..

It might be a test to know how stingy or how Dasuki you are..

Women reason in a diff. way.. No go dull o

Public uni.. any day anytime

All they know how to do in private uni is.. Wear suits to impress (nothing upstairs), extort money from parents to buy modern equipments they know nothing about..

Lastly and d most painful one, they lure profs., Dr. From public unis. On part-time basis to teach their pupils, at d end setting cheap private exam questions for them

Go to their departments, you'll see Mr. and Dr. as H.O.D and even Dean of Faculty

Now tell me... Who is fooling who?

Hmmmn!

Should I even discuss such on here? Some things are better kept classified you know

Anambra why na?

My MVP in ala Igbo.

The husband sef fvckup..

Why attack two lovebirds?

Just get evidence & dissolve d union... As simple as A,B,C

Nobody has monopoly of violence..

I see Wike, his family and over 100 PDP chieftains consumed in reprisals

PDP killer party... Una kill reach Fulani heardsmen?

E go do all of una like film..

Ghent ghen..

Tania sef don spread puNa for Richkidd..

It is well.. Wizkid iwo sha ma doh won lo

It's a turn-off for me..

Funny enof 85% of d pretty Naija girls have this defect..

Whereas you see d not so cute divas with flat tummy & killer shapes..

and then you'd stand there like. How I wish I could do a face swap

Buh e no mean sha.. As far say we can 'ti ikan bokan'

CallMeNJay:
d last woman that donated her Savings to Buhari Regretted it.

She confided in you.. Right? Njay

Like for real?

LWKMD

Hokay!

Dem 5% are coming to test run it. And maybe adopt you

Who knows

arsenal33:
At least GEJ didn't fail in his 2011 promise.

He promised fresh air.

Light nko?

No be only air.. Na hair

jimi4us:
Pls people should tell Buhari to stop calling Russia, Lassia. To avoid cold war from President Putin.

Bad man Putin.. Yeah? Bad man PMB likewise

No story

Forwetinnah:
Why won't she be ageless when her innocence was stolen by your Agbaya Mallam when she ONLY NINE? Aisha is in her 30s, wait till she turns 50 then you can talk about being ageless. Shioor

Una sha like to dey find trouble.. Were you there when Bubu was taking her innocence?

Or her parents complained to you like #ese oru or what have you...

anonimi:
I thought Buhari said there is no First Lady but he has Office of the President's Wife



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OK!

But ur Southern governors wives won't let her be..

She is just so lovely... Gosh I think I'd consider Fulani babes

E be like say na dem fine pass

anonimi:
I thought Buhari said there is no First Lady but he has Office of the President's Wife

Same ni... Just English being rearranged

And even if Bubu says no... We Bubu well-wishers say YES.. A pretty, beautiful ageless woman at that.. Some under 30 NL chicks self won't see draw beside her

Is she a lesbian?

Why sing about kitty-cat? A female for that matter..

BTW Aunty Tiwa boring true true.. She should go and face her marriage & babysitting duties

Aisha our amiable first lady..

So calm, cool and down to earth...

Make I stop bfor DSS go come carry me ..

Bubu 'oga mi sir'.. mi o to gbayawo lowo yin o