₦airaland Forum

dollyjoy:
so many underage people on this section of nl.


No mature person will stoop so low to type trash as a way of "killing boredom"

he z even claiming high IQ.

just imagine

Toks2008:
If there is one thing that will always baffle me on nairaland or other online social media platform,it is the way some people curse and abuse others with such recklessness not because they were abused by that person but because the person was simply stating an opinionated view.

In any social interaction,everyone has the right to express his or her opinion and no one has the justifiable reason to curse or slander such but should rather respond by expressing a contrary notion if needs be in an intellectual and responsible manner without any form of insults or jabs.

I have come to conclude that anyone who abuses, bullies, deliberately insults/provokes, fights, or wishes harm to any other person whether on or off-line just because such expressed an opinion is not only unstable mentally but such is also of a very low intelligent quotient(IQ) and a potential danger physically and emotionally to people around him or her

Such person whether male or female is not worth co-existing with any human but should take a home with the animals in the jungle.

Mr. very high IQ wey no dey abuse...


shey Naija don better? with all your intelligence and grammar..

m sure you read Trump's speech about Nigerians..

and last bullet * * you can't sensor social media

we won't allow it... if you're not okay.. den fvck off

Sai Baba...


I loyal to ur government diee... anyone who's no okay can relocate to chad or Niger

those guys are naturally ruffians..
didn't they see how peaceful Lagos was during elections..
na dem sabi..

*singing... 'alowo ma jaye.. eyin le mo...

naijainfogalery:
I once read a story of a guy on nairaland, who went to visit his fiance and the dad needed to send an email unfortunately he left his laptop at the office, so he decided to leave his laptop with the dad while he went out shopping/on a date with his girl.
The dad happens to be a nairaland addict, so immediately he opened the browser, he logged into his gmail account, so he decided to check nairaland to check whats happening, Only to see that username a****** i mean the username that abused him, the one that called him all sorts of names just because of their different views on politics.
low and behold, immediately they came back from their date, all of a sudden the sweet loving father got all mad, ask him if he was a****** he said yes, he just told him to get out of his compound. All pleas fell on deaf ear. It was later he told his daughter that he wont open his eyes for his daughter to marry such a person.

The problem here is we think we can get away from being a retard online, but it always come back at us.
So let me narrate my own experience

I went to a very remote area of Lagos to do something. I needed to access the internet and i couldnt, so i asked people around for a cafe, after moving a long distance we finally found one, the cafe had just 5 systems and it was fully booked by yahoo boys and there are about 5 of them waiting to take turn. Damn!! i needed to do this thing asap.

i begged the dude at cafe attendance to just allow me do what i needed to do as it wont take more than 20 minutes and i said i would give him 500 naira. After he heard that it was as if i promised him 1 million , see as the guy dey yes sir , yes sir me.

So he took me to their Server. where i did all that needs to be done, i decided to download the file i needed, while it was downloading, i decided to open nairaland to while away time,If you are nairaland addict lol you will understand that at any slight internet chance you will always come home (nairaland) so i quickly opened nairaland.com , All of a sudden i saw 40 mentions, fear gripped me , i was like what did i post for people to mention me like this, i clicked on mention and i saw abuses and topics i never commented on. I checked the username then i occured to me that i haven't logged in and it was the dude at the cafes nairaland account.

What i saw was heartbreaking, this dude abuses people for no reason. he calls people all sorts of names. he is one of those guys that forms team foreign girls on nairaland, i read one of his posts where abused one graduate that posted that he needed job badly, he called him a broke ass and all sorts of name , i am not trying to mock or abuse him but meanwhile this is someone that earns N8,000 monthly and he is being owed 2 months salary (wanna know i knew?) after the downloading my file. I decided to have a chit chat with him, he told me how much is earns and how he is being owed 2 months salary.
I needed to be sure it was him. But then the picture he has on his nairaland account was the picture he has as his phones screensaver . Thought it wasnt his personal picture but an image.


So ever since that day, if anyone abuses me online, I just remember that guy and smile. because most of these folks that abuses or curse you here wouldnt look into your eyes and say nonsense when they see you.

fvck you niggie .


yeah?

worworr.

EasternActivist:
Don't be a hypocrite.

Are you not seeing the countless thread targeted at the Igbo's.?
Now I decided to let my voice known. You are wishing to shut me down.

Baba it doesn't work like that. Tell your comrades to stop opening useless thread targeting the peaceful Igbo's.

Beside talking about igbo progress.
We are the most successful in Nigeria. We made it with €20. So save yourself that advise to your tribe.

Thank you.

listen to yourself once again...


you guys are d most successful... doing business where and with who?

d answer is yorubas, hausas & other tribes in Nigeria... you dig?

m sure you saw how ur folks were crying at oshodi d other day.. now demanding for 20 trillion their fore fathers worked for

just let it go ok?

EasternActivist:
You will always think that the Yoruba's spearheaded the APC party, and should be getting a rewarding package and preferential treatment Now the party is a ruling party. Yet the reverse is always the case.
Party hijacking by other ethnicities.

And so is their culture of getting used and dumped.

Last time I checked even jabagan tinubu and obasanjo has become a wailing wailer in the present Buhari administration.

Not forgetting the Fulani herdsmen leashing out mayhem ever since Buhari came to power.

Show me one Yoruba that is not playing opposition either legally or illegally. And I will show you twenty Igbo politicians that are not doing same.

just lookatew..

have you made any sense atal?

or do you think yorubas are on you guys level politically?

instead of looking for d progress of ur ala igbo... you are bothering ur head about d yorubas..

that's why you pple wnt move forward... always poke-nosing

hungryboy:
My guy,

You get luck sef say woman lure you free of charge go disvirgin you,

My own, na me take my leg waka go ashawo house go pay ashawo 1k make she disvirgin me,
I no even ask am her name sef,
The only conversation we had was,

Comot clothe,

Put your prick here,

You don release,

Come dey go,


Na so i take waka leave my virginity for ashawo house.

yeee!

I no sure say evrytin reach 10mins o... from ur house.waka till exit from dat brothel

you collect change?

betterABIAstate:
Southeast is the only region not affected. RIP to the dead.

can't you make a reasonable comment? y display ur low self esteem online

what is SE is not affected... what If?

durentdbiitch:
k
ok

buh on a more serious note..
don't touch your neighbour's property... it brings set back in life

crazy pple evrywia... no be only German juice

Glamdiva:
I need your opinions. I and my husband had a huge quarrel days back where we both exchanged words and spoke nasty at each other. However, he went as far as calling me a wh*re. Nobody in this life has ever called me such a derogatory word before. I’m highly offended but I’m not hurt. He also went as far as saying that I don’t know how to have sex and that I’m terrible in bed. Im so pissed off that I have lost all interest in having sex with this man for now. This is a man that can barely stand me riding him because he can hardly last 6 mins. I have never reached orgasm with him yet I have always made it a point of duty to never let that distract me. I want to know if I am over reacting by staying away from him and what do you all think of his actions towards me as I see this issue as something that will linger on for a while because I’m finding it hard to forgive him and I’m seriously thinking about constantly cheating on him now that he has called me a who*re

what attracted you to him in d first place?

wealth? looks or intelligence?

cos m not sure he knows he's useless... just 6 mins

even you can't ride well... this is serious

kingdompropty:
I have followed the politics thread of NL for sometime now and ofcourse no boring moments, trust me I put up some of their recent achievements. I leave you to add yours and judge which is cat and which is rat.

1. A Yoruba woman made deputy sheriff in a US city and three Ibo made Judge, Prosecutor and Deputy Mayor in New Jersey.

2. Yoruba language introduced as a pre requisite for crime and law enforcement, 3 Ibos made assembly members in Uk.

Add yours.

if I yab you now... dem go talk

they are all Nigerians jare...

#oneLove

after God, fear women


this is Heartless..

funny thing is.. she'll still go back to collect d dii*ck and get pregnant... smh

Juliet bby... come to Romeo na

bossOD:
bros this na u oooo

hahaaaha...

that guy don old na.. plus d swag no be here atal

m still very much young, sweet & handsome

omolomo laarin ero...

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]This is so nasty!!!
Farting is gross...[/color]

no be fart o... na queef dem call am
are you a learner?

no be only 20 billion... na 20 Trillion una go get


wen dem deport una now... na still cry cry

xareal:
my dear go for HIV test

seconded...
m sure d mosquito was scanning her blood as they don't carry d virus
lifeisabitch go do test o

Josephamstrong1:
My Ugly Experience With Nigerian Soldiers In Aba.
Was in Aba for a visit, had to stop by to get some fruits. Was making my picks when someone tapped me from behind that they are calling me(had my earpiece on). Was like, ah ah, which people? With the look on my face, saw one military man jogging towards me.
"You pretended not have heard us calling", he fiercely said.
With a stern look, I was like "No, I hv my earpiece on".
He raised his hand to slap me which I seized on air. He now tried to slid me down, i had to jump in defence. (All well, I'm a martial art-kick boxer back then in University days-NUGA games)
So you're proving stubborn abi? He had to signal his colleagues, who with beating dragged me to there barrack.
You need see beating. That I must go down on my knees. With all the slide kicks and punches on my face. They tagged me a cultist, that they know that after this I'll come for a revenge (pointing there Ak47 on my face). That they see that all these beating doesn't enter.(coking the gun o) That guess this will. I had to kneel. That was when the real beating and torture started. That I must provide my cult members. (Have also learnt that silent is also a language and that if you must talk, talk to a legal practitioner. Do not beg or argue with any force man-my coach advice).
They carried me to their slump pool and asked me to do tunnel crawl x7 to and fro. Scooped the water with bucket, poured it on my face-head to toe, was lying down facing heaven. They held my hands and legs and used the slump water on me x7.
They took me to their detention room and detained me for 1hr.
On seeing that I ain't saying nothing. They saw my UNN alumni ID from my wallet and said even at that, we still engage in high way robbery. But you're strong shaa, why not join the military? They said.
My mind was to leave that premises, I couldn't hear with my ears anymore. Buh didn't sustain any facial injury( yea, I'm used to punches)
They released me, telling me to come by if anyone should find my trouble. I giggled.
I was messed up, buh with help of good Samaritans, had to wash and change my wears.

If you doubt this, come to flyover Aba, ask of rock oil filling station.
That's there barrack. They sell fruits opposite.
What was my crime? I trespassed out of ignorance.
I remembered this incident because of some thread here on NL about people becoming victims with force men.
I would have joined military for revenge, but isn't worth it.
Lessons:
1. Do not argue a man with gun.
2. Do not play arrogant with force men
3. Keep your cool when stopped, explain to them with jovial tune, ask them about work...just be friendly. If you're stoped for long, ask them if they're detaining you or you should go? If detained, what's your offence?
Call and speak to your lawyer.
4. No force man will arrest you if you're clean. Follow them and demand for lawyer. Not by Macho.
5. Force men are your friends, if only you know your rights.


cc: Ishilove, Lalasticlala

m sure you read the story of two twins & their friend shot dead by a drunk policeman who also killed himself for no just reason

just thank your stars and be careful next time... cheers

Rick's half-brother

Rakash:
To put salt and pepper into injury afta d guy heard i had found out she lied to me......he called me dis mornin apolgising on her behalf and tellin me hw good, faithful, sweet, beautiful my girl is, he also adviced me not to loose her.

eyah...

after sexxing her in your own house o..

it's left to you to decide... cos that guy has no intention of stopping

sooner or later she will succumb and either poison you or dump you for him

it's just so obvious... or why else would she tell him..
and he also having the guts to call you

like they're both fvcking with ur mind or somtin

nawa o..


abi una wan go dey watch movie for Silverbird cinema when battle dey hot..

I think that Murray guy should be invited and detained be DSS

Poseidon000:
[size=13pt] Lol..
No be small something! The irony is quit funny. [/size]

you sef see am..
d girl no be ordinary biitch.. na really bad one
that young lad might be contemplating suicide now... who knows

*spreads mat

my lips are a lil. dark too... buh I don't smoke

Mr. Romanceland 2016


pusysandie and co. go too craze for d guy

@OP your gf is a bad biitch..

she had d guts to label an Ex her cousin just so he could come around to fvck her under your roof..

very sad somtin...

take heart biko... kpele

Tomiwatosin:
I met a friend of mine during the new year celebration,i asked for his girlfriend and he sound indifferent to me. I asked him why? He was like "can you believe my girlfriend forgot my birthday completely? She doesn't even feel remorseful about it,bragging that she forgot and even going as far as blaming me for not reminding her? I was like if people who are just ordinary friends and those that I've even heard from them for long could remember,how come you my GF" this is a girl I spent on,buy her gifts,take her out,pay some of her bills and to make the matter worst,my GF didn't even care to send a BD msg even after confronting her not to talk of even buying a #20 pen as my birthday gift." Mind you,before you castigate this guy,I know him very well,he doesn't cheat on his GF,he takes care of her to the extent that even the girl's friends got jealous of her. Also, he's a very simple,easy going and humorous guy,i mean he's alwayz funny and lively. The problem now is itz very rare for him to be annoyed. So me seeing him that way,i knew he's really hurt about it. The girl has been asking for her Xmas gift from him but he's yet to respond to her. Though,they stl talk and do all other tinz but he's still pained about that action. As for me,I've advised him to forgive and forget,but he told me the more he tries to forget it,the more painful it gets. Plz nairalanders,your advice wl b needed for this my friend. Thanks

there z no big deal there..

she might be d carefree type.. doesn't mean she z not into ur friend

as far as she z not cheating... no problems