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yea...

mayb cos I hardly get them... I avoid oily stuffs/ butter like plague & I splash water on my face from time to time

I remember a lady telling me she liked my skin.. and I was like.. it's just God o

Frozenovenreagan:
okay in the mirror but ugly in photos. who can relate?...hehe

go drink 'mawu mawu' na...


abi you no wan big like Dr. Sid and co.?

Africans generally don't bliv in online love..
I cnt blame them tho... people abuse anything down here

yea..

you're too fvgly... make sure they touch ur boobs & butts too

yeah?

dupsil:
Ohk guys, i would try to make this short and simple. Forgive any grammatical blunder i might make though. thanks
So this is my story, am studying a 5yrs course in the Uni and am in my finals,throughout the previous years i wasnt in a relationship, i was so engrossed with school works so i could graduate with with a good G.P, I pratically didnt have time for myself. it got to a stage that my friends started pressuring me to get a boyfriend, not like i didnt have people who wanted to date me, i just wasnt ready nor interested.
After 400l, during the session break, i was on IT and met this guy where i was working,he was working at the company too as a permanent staff though. he was so nice to me and made me feel special and loved, we saw virtually every day, sometimes after work he would drop me at home and even became friends with my siblings. he asked me out and i agreed to date him, things was going smoothly bt then i had to go back to school.
After about a week in school, his attitude changed, he stopped calling, messaging or even chatting me up, i was the one calling, messaging and chatting him up, anytime i complain about his change of attitude he would say he was just busy with work and apologise bt didnt change. when i saw that he didnt change, i decided not to call him, chat him or even message and see how long it was going to last. for a whole week he didnt call and i had to call him wen i cud no longer take it. he wasnt even remorseful, just said he's bin busy and am wondering how could you be so busy and nt check on someone u claim you really care about, i asked him if he wanted a breakup bt he said no dat he cared abt me and wud change but he still hasnt. am going through so much emotional stress and i dont no what else to do. have never asked for money from him and he's never given me anytin so i kip wondering wat i did wrong, we never had sex too. please i need romancelanders help on this issue,should i just go ahead and break up with him? am in love with him and the thoughts of breaking up hurts badly. To think that my first relationship after so long didnt even last 4month

let me tell you what happened..

he took advantage of ur innocence to exploit you..

you're not his first prey and surely won't be his last

kestolove95:
Dats his ex

GBAM!!

I quite agree..

@OP you be dog?

Eeew!.. iranu

how manage..

I guess the devil pushed you to that brothel..

Immatex:
This is no democracy.
Buhari will never represent democracy

cry me a river... duurh
#IstandwithBuhari

nawa o...


I think drivers collect a minimum of 40k per month now, talk more of a.2:1 grad.

it is well with Naija

donholy28:
she dey for barracks....ebon op if u want d babe..come and collect her

errmm.... everything about Rokiatu was a hit, back to back * * * * *

o ti ye e

fvck that shiit

gentlegenius:
Shaking my d1ck.

Ok

I've been seeing that lately on here

mizhanny:
:Pshaking my door

door kee

you wan spoil am?

kenonze:
Good.

I heard he refuse to eat?
I plead with EFCC to keep warming the same food until better hunger go waya am wella. Don't serve him new meal.
In fact increase the liquidity of his beans and pap

yiu mean they should add more water to his beans right?

EternalTruths:
The love is no longer there.

it will come back biko

it might just take time..

can't you guys see we are perfect together? no external force can come and shake us

I can't afford to miss igbo soup and swallow

let's see ur face na..
omo to shan

they should also clean-up their lands...

only a strong & determined govt. can see to that..
else those coys will bribe their way out of such duties

they should also clean-up their lands...

only a strong & determined govt. can see to that..
else those coys will bribe their way out of such duties

what's this one saying

so they should be craving for oloshos or what...

EternalTruths:
If you think we are slaves who have no right, we will tell you guys we are free people


Remember

Hiroshima and Nagasaki


So kill him but don't beg.

Ok

buh what really went wrong?

the craze of you guys wanting to opt. out of our marriage NIGERIA all of a sudden

is d love not dere again?

m so confused right now... honestly

EternalTruths:
Don't worry
Just be ready to lead the Nigerian military
I like your confidence
But note
Nuclear option is open to all.

are you trying to say d direector brought in nukes?
I knew it..

EternalTruths:
I am very sure you will be in the front leading the military.

in as much as these online rants are sweet... d outcome will be brutal.

most of these IPOB youths don't know what war feels like..

the elders that survived d civil war would never pray for such to happen again...

buh serzly you saw d pics and vids... d hunger & starvation.

most of them are sitting comfortably at home typing trash... when it all starts, you won't know who is who

afroditte:
Since PMB is a secondary school drop out, I am sure he doesn't understand the meaning of democracy.... His advisers should better advice him of what it means and while they are at it, they should also lecture him on the ICC and what they do to tyrants.

ok... so why has ICC not intervened in Kanu's case


d answer simply is... he is a war criminal

we can't let him roam freely again... if he dies in custody, so be it

I trust our gallant military... m sure you are aware they've served warning to crush any insurgency in d SE

spanishkid:
Igbos are a very confused tribe. No sensible Nigerian takes them serious. I did some logical thinking yesterday and then I came to know why they have flàtheads. They were born to do carry loads and do manual labour on their heads.

you mean loads like bag of rice, beans & garri

even spare parts and tyres too


you're very wicked aswear

dat guy na real weerey... he no even ask am out for lunch
he went straight to d point
girls don suffer aswear

see those f00ls up there calling ogun state, yoruba babalawo etc.


at times I wonder who d real tribalists are in Nigeria

Hausas/Fulanis don't display such level of stupidity na

all I see is ENVY & Inferiority complex..

you run away from ur tribesmen cos they are unromantic and all.. just to complain about d most romantic and loving ones on earth..

they just can't get enof. can they?

biko free omoluabis jare..

wat of.. smd

Sad how Nigerian graduates can't write/speak good English..

A corper that doesn't know when to use 'am' and 'I'm'.. can't even construct a sentence or passage well

smh

BABANGBALI:
build house in an erosion ravaged land?what happened to small London "Lagos" and other Yoruba cities where God lives?

they'll soon come for your head..

no champion forever..


I remember N-gage then... twuz like iphone besyd 3310