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modath:
The guy didn't negotiate well, he is a major f00l...

150k in exchange for a minimum 15yrs in jail!!

He has low standards,

I hate low rent criminals, who can't negotiate the right settlement , you are already a bad person, no big deal adding GREED to that!!

For that kind of job, he should have demanded for at least 50 million, in order to have something to fall back on after the inevitable jail sentence!! Learner!! Mtcheew!

do you think d past government wasn't aware?

they paralysed DSS, EFCC etc. etc. to actualize their plans

or why do you think Orubebe wanted to kill himself over INEC results..

it's still shocking to them cos they never blivd power will change hands... a Rtd. General that fought alongside others during the civil war for that matter

and you call that Weaker vessel?


bro... you're the weak one here...


she go kill you last noni..

mayb ur dowry wrecked him...

just saying

is their relationship even proper in d first place?


how can a 30+ girl be playing dumb and loyal to a 23 yrs old man who's obviously not ready for baby responsibilities..

they even had to take d baby for DNA test to confirm...

Dele Mommodu should shut d fvck up jare..

why he come dey shine teeth na...

I rebuke any clueless nature in ur life..

evolg:
A lot of people might have told you that you miss a lot for not having sex, the answer is a capital "YES". You miss a lot and would continue missing them.
1. You miss contracting HIV
2. You miss unwanted pregnancy
3. You miss being an unwanted teen mother or father
4. You miss having sexually trasmitted yokes and bondages
5. You miss having an unwanted child
6. You miss being a school dropout
7. You miss having a broken home
8. You miss making God and your parents sad and disappointed
9. You miss barreness due to abortions
10. You miss having destroyed your career prospects
11. You miss risking cervical cancer
12. You miss getting worried bcoz you may get pregnant after sex
13. You miss being "used" and dumped
14. You miss being depressed all the time
15. You miss throwing your virginity in the mud
16. You miss getting serious broken heart
17. You miss fornication
18. You miss punishment of the grave
19. You miss weakening your veins at an early stage
20. You miss selling your dignity in just 5mins for a useless pleasure and finally,
21. You miss being thrown into hellfire.
Have you seen that you really miss a lot by not having sex?
My real G's out there and God's finest babes, i tell people you can have swag and still be a good christian.
Your life is worth more than 5minutes enjoyment that can destroy ur life in the present and future.
Preserve ur body not just for ur future husband or wife but for Christ sake.
It's Rewardable!!!

In other words...


you're a proud virgin .... OK!

TooNoisy:
It is a known fact that Awolowo was prepared to work with Zik, in fact he had asked Zik if they could form a Government together, but Zik prefered Ahmadu Bello. Why do you think people then referred to Zik as the beautiful bride. Awolowo and Ahmadu Bello were sworn enemies hence Awo was jailed in the 60s. But both could work with Zik. If the Igbos have a problem today, they should trace it back to Zik.

And when Igbos call Hausa the slave masters of the Yoruba, I can only laugh. It is on record that the Hausa and Yoruba have never voted in similar fashion except in 2015. Just check history.

Zik accepted to serve under Balewa in 1960 and 1964. Ekweme accepted to serve under Shagari in 1979. Both Hausa and Igbo voted Shagari/Ekweme. In 1999, the Hausa and Igbo voted Obasanjo remember. So who really are the slaves here?

The summary of the police calculations in Nigeria was shown in 2011. The South united and voted in Jonathan. It means if the South unites, they will always defeat the North. The North always seems to be in charge because the South is hardly ever united.

thanks for this eye opening piece..

dunno where our eastern brothers got their own theory of yorubas being cowards from..

Goridoe:
Hold on.! LAWMA is almost here

you dey try talk say make she leave trash for LAWMA abi?

@OP bfor nko..

na for dat spot I go plant d seed insyd her womb...
I so love them neat

bugzbunny:
No time for terrorists
Snoring...zzzzzzzzzzzzz

not all muslims are bad d way you guys take it...

I lived with them in d uni.... tho. most private skul guys won't understand

they are nice, brilliant and coordinated... they don't joke with time (xpecially during prayers)

tho. one thing I notice abt them is that they love associating with themselves.. buh still it's nothing

davidmark4naija:
Wots wrong with dating someone you cant marry?

Wots wrong with dating someone you know you won't marry?

Wots wrong with dating someone with no future plans in mind?

Wots wrong with continuing to date someone after you realise you guys just cant have a future togeda?

Anytin wrong with any of the above?

why date them in d first place when you know ur intentions ain't pure?

Mama piss go don get high bp.

Flavour d beauty-hunter

when you wan add new queen to or collections sef?


abi dem no fall for ur kirikata again

Ijaya123:
I don't see a modern day Nigerian man doing that. Not their fault though.

They ain't wired to function like that.

buh we can just put them in a trolley and push them around na... abi?


that's old fashioned

bugzbunny:
Those are paid miscreants Apc is a muslim party Apc is an arewa agenda
We say no to Apc

religious big*ot... what good has ur xtian party brought us??
all ur CAN and fake pastors.

stupidity go into comedy na... you get d talent jare

I remember her..

where's d ex-destitute now?

docadams:
Hmmmmmmm

and patriotic, law abiding citizens.

In the light of the need for support, I hereby volunteer as a labourer, ad infinitum, in the expected expansion and/or construction of detention centers, prisons, and wailing homes for these rabid kleptomaniac.

May God bless me in my endeavour!

*in PMB's accent... are you a builder?

Love Machine:
When will you successfully prosecute one?

when people stop tagging our amiable president a tyrant and a witch-hunter

ngmgeek:
One area where Buhari's administration is over performing. I have been very critical of him but not in this area. Politicians should focus on delivering for the people who sent them there. Period.

take a chill pill ok?

everything will soon fall in place... we need order first, then our stolen money

things will work out just fine ok?

now type this... #Babagoharder

NgeneUkwenu:
Jonathan Ebele Azikiwe The Leader Of The Yam Eaters Must Make The Next Batch...

LWKMD


that pix got me laughing real hard...

jonaifame22:
I went to the bank on monday to do some deposits when dis tomboy asked me for my pen, so she cld fill her teller,I lent her and she later returned my pen to me on a closer look at her she was wearing a batman face cap wth the front turned bakwards and her ray bon abacha eye glasses.
She wore a polo and wore a striped shirt which she left unbuttoned above the polo,there was a big ring on both her last small fingers,she has broad shoulders wth a dimple in her jaw and she walked gallantly as she ocassionally packed the front area of her three quarter shorts like a guy
Cos I know she's a not guy, and she has a pvssy dat cld accommodate my dick, I started a conversation wth her she answered me smartly and laffed at my jokes.
Wat tantalised me further was the size of her huge breasts, when we were both done I saw her off to where she'll get a bike to her house and we exchanged numbers and we've been chattn and calln each other since then, I love tomboys ,pls wish us well

how are you sure sure it'll accommodate... whatever that implies tho.

and also I dnt see any issue atal... what help do you need?


are you even aware that we have shemales, ladyboys etc. etc... you better be careful and don't just assume thingz

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@OP go find better work do..

yeye man...


I don't blame you... I blame our judicial system designed to favour wealthy thieves like you

LesbianBoy:
I have 2 questions for you
1. Do you Masturbate?
2. Do you drink alchohol?

what if he does?

that's not enof reason... it could be a medical condition
mayb one of his nerves is down

Bugatie:
But why's he covering his mouth

fart

Lagos is becoming a world class city...
they should relocate elsewhere