₦airaland Forum

Magu eruku

abi na why yeebos wan jaa comot... lmao

hopilo:
Rule #9 Don't use Nairaland for illegal acts, e.g scams, plagiarism, hacking, gay meetings, incitement, promoting Biafra.
The rule above picking on only Biafra that represent the Igbos and allowing Oduduwa and Arewa representing Yorubas and Hausa to be mentioned on nairaland in my view is a dangerous approach to a sensitive and volatile situation. I suggest that this rule be amended to include all form of article representing any ethnic group. Here on Nairaland we have been seeing a post from acclaim president of Oduduwa republic which is inciting. If you can't amend this rule better discard it. There is absolutely no difference between this rule#9 and the proposed anti social media bill by the senate.

fvck your opinions..

nobody asked igbos to leave Nairaland.. but we dnt want to hear biafraa...

you could go to hell for all we care... *spits on ur bald head

enieme:
I'll just go straight to the point

#1. critical of your food: burnt food, salty or too spicy, recipe that didn't turn out well? E. T. C. A man that can cook is sure to notice that more than one who can't cook will. you can always sweet talk a husband that can't cook about how strenous it is preparing that particular kind of soup blalbla bla but u sure can't deceive a man that holds the big spoon.

#2. Responsibiltiy neglect: as it is th a our culture dictates th a it's the responsibility of the woman tocookfor the family, u may find yourself 'getting time's frequently and having your husband cook most times.

#3. No dine outs : since you both can cook. If u for some reason are unable to cook at a certaintime, ur husband would most probably choose to fill in rather than taking u out to eat/ bringing home take away food as one who can't cook would ssuggest.

#4. Nothing new under the sun: trying to surprise ur husband with a really 'wow' delicacy prepared by u? Chances are he's tried that recipe before.

#5. Competition: whoever likes it when the kids enjoy daddy's cooking more than mmY, the natural born cook's cooking?

*No time for elaborate explanation, No time for editing.

you be enemy of progress...

na ur brothers dem go marry after rejecting them aabi..

ordinary mammary gland....

what's special about it?

E be like say Book no wan pay again o...

see as all these small small boys for Entertainment industry dey ball...
hope is not lost sha...

omobacyprus:
How he graduated with that English is a mystery

..na settling things na.. wetin d olodo wan read?

Yemi my love...

since d days of Unilag

Dokpesi go find wahala where wahala sit down jeje..


no he'll know how precious FREEDOM is..

Mr. Dokpesi 'soro soro'... enjoy ur time in detention cos you're not getting out anytime soon

Aminat508:
I sabi

you ehnnn...

oya gimme... PM o

Yemi all d way...

abeg mention if you sabi her contact...

bobbiekrantz:
When you'll stop involving ibos in your misfortunes and hopelessness.. then..your blood pressure will decrease a Lil bit!


I don't know why you keep taking poison's and having nightmares all because of the ibo nation!..Take heart..

lol... all d girls wey dey fall for me na yeeboos...


even d one wey I wan diee on top her matter now na Igbo too

so you see... no love from d yoruba girls or mayb m d one not always interested..

#oneNigeria

but poor now isn't poor forever na... gone are those days when women start from d bottom with d guys e.g Pastor Oyedepo, Adeboye and co.

you'll notice that those relationships last compared to d ones we have nowadays

I can poison their food or drinks... as I hate faggs reach
afterall I'd be doing the world a favour... if papa God sef no fit question me

they just can't let us be...


we're naturally born smart, intelligent, cute, sexy, romantic etc. etc.

#proudly yoruba

Okonjo get sense na...
she don pack her baggage down bfor PMB's swearing-in
madam Iweala ti no papa bora

wetin concern me


girls won't learn... they prefer to friendzone the well-meaning guys and date d beasts.

a guy will be somewhere laughing hard now

Allosaurus:
[s][/s] May thunder blaze you and every living thing in your village!

but why?
we neva pack ifa from ground... see ya life?

Allosaurus:
[s][/s] May thunder blaze you and every living thing in your village!

but why?
we neva pack ifa from ground... see ya life?

Just watch how those yeebos will attack seun..

awon olori pelebe alaigboran... they can't take simple instruction

GBAM!

the Commander in Chief of Nairaland has spoken... Alase bam bam


#oneNigeria..

YuzedoWife:

be careful with what you wish for... guys like that deserves to love too

abi make I go join EFCC ni?... or Army

Nigerians need to be dealt with..

IamLEGEND1:
na wa oh

bro.. you sef talk am

person pikin o.

OZAOEKPE:
PAINMENT

Inferiority complex too dey worry you yeebos...

what has Achebe got to do with this nw?... so we can know ur have his type in Igbo land abi

OZAOEKPE:
he should go and write novels and stop yawning dust, his head is not up to half of achebe.....................

If I call you fooo0**l now.. dem go ban me..


can't you just shut ur fvcking Igbo mouth up?

o ta bi ata rodo..
MILF of lifee..