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at times I wonder why PMB didn't enter instead of Jonathan..

Nigerians would be living well by now..

o ba ni ko baje... Nigeria will be great again

Later some yeeboos go dey shout up and down..

afterall na yorubaland most of you run to for refuge from ur wicked village people...

yet una no sabi show appreciation..

no wonder igbos hardly go home... even some that do dnt take their family along with them

Sleekyshuga...
sweet and attractive lady...

praxisnetworks:
DSS please transfer him to the under bridge cell in Lagos for just two months and I am sure he will not remain the same for ever

you've been there bfor shey?


Chaiii... how was d experience like and what was ur offense

@OP you're a virgin watching too much porn..

you need to chill else you'll kill urself

PrimeMinisterr:
Romance section is really becoming a play thing for dogs these days.

I tell you..

even d girls seem to be enjoying them...

intelligent posts/ threads scarce for NL

na she want Mr. Macho na..

mr. big preek etc... serves her right

her life her business... *hiss

ibkgab001:
yebossss will flop market with fake currency

just when I thought that I was d most annoying bigo*

chris4gold:
Gadafi plan

yeah... dat guy had a vision.. a good one
just that Africans are full of greed and also not united.
you think d Europeans will like this?

jlinkd78:
Wishing Fashola well. U can see dat d Ipob protest has forced d FG not to abandon d 2nd Niger Bridge.

you should feel sorry instead..


GEJ's administration never thought of such.. instead they were busy emptying our treasury.

you'll see how things will change... just relax

LWKMD..

eyan lanla sneh..

can't ladies do without makeup?
confusion everywhere..

that PMB portrait fine o..


congrats to the young man on his achievements.. I'll get there too by God's grace

omeke12:
I couldn't vote for Jonathan to continue cos I detested what my country was turning into under his administration so I never voted..
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anytime I state this fact the first question I get is... "why didn't U vote for APC?"
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I voted for APC in the Lagos Governorship election but didn't in the presidential elections not because I disliked their Ideology or mantra ( I craved for 'change') but because I couldn't convince myself (for d sake of my present and future family) to vote for Buhari because..
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1...Buhari was a former President, former minister of petroleum and so many other top offices he held back then and yet he still tags himself as 'poor', borrowing money then to buy nomination forms. I'm not saying he should have embezzled our money but...for God's sake, it takes wisdom, vision and creativity to be a rich and successful man. Buhari couldn't create an empire with the "little" salary he made those days then I strongly don't believe he can change d fortunes of Nigeria.
it was shameful during asset declaration when I saw the wealth our VP has amassed for himself and his family, comparing it with that provided by our president who is meant to lead us out of brokeness.
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2...Buhari has been contesting for presidency since 2003 and all those while as an aspirant, he never influenced katsina, Nigeria or Africa In any positive way, (he has no known charity foundation in his name), the only time one hears of Buhari then is when he makes Violence Inciting comments that leads to loss of lives especially in the north....
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please fellow Nigerians, don't expect much from our president, he doesn't really have much to offer just pray for God to give him WISDOM and POWER not to lead us astray...
...Remember Nigeria is our country.

bro abeg you get Boney M album there?

it's that time of the year

if atal it is Lagos... then na yeebos dey that queue

I know what m saying

dunno why they keep rushing to Lagos like they share free money here..

Cutehector:
funny enough, me too.. I'm hector by the way, a pleasure to meet u

you're hector by the way abi?.... continuee

mannobi:
Ugo Chikieze wrote :

THE BAYELSA ELECTION, A LESSON FOR THE IGBOS:
I have been following events in the Bayelsa state since Saturday and I think it's high time we Igbos woke up and learn our lessons. What is happening in Bayelsa state shows that the Bayelsans have moved on. They are no longer tied to the apron of PDP and GEJ. That state is one of the smallest states in the country and it's the home state of the former president (GEJ), yet the result of the election held since Saturday have not been announced officially till now. I thought the PDP would have swept off the whole votes just like they did during the presidential election, but to my amazement the APC is also gathering considerable votes there. I know PDP may eventually emerge winner in the election, but my point is that we Igbos should wake up and stop crying more than the bereaved cos even the bereaved have moved on.
Other regions have moved on and have even started integrating themselves into this PMB administration to ensure they remain relevant and not schemed out if things, while some of my people are still holding themselves down and throwing hate speeches here and there.
Other region are already preparing for 2019, some are already gearing up for 2023, while my people have failed to arise and shake off GEJ and his failed administration. By 2019 now, we will begin to run helter-skelter and start last minute preparation and when we loose again, we will say we are hated by others but we forget that we are the ones holding ourselves down now that others are already preparing ahead.
The Igbos have enjoyed more "juicy" appointments in the past 16 years of this democratic dispensation, yet none of the appointees or elected officials performed exceptional well for us to present him/her as presidential candidate. But look at the likes of Fashola, Fayemi, Kwakwanso, El Rufai, etc they are all potential presidential candidates going forward cos their achievements speak for them. Tell me the achievements of. Orji Uzor Kalu, T.A Orji, Sam Egwu, Chimaroke Nnamani, Mbadinuju, etc.... none of them made a mark in their various states, yet we leave them and keep pointing fingers to other regions and saying they are our problem.
I advise we wake up and begin to align ourselves strategically with other region now cos we can never produce a president in this country if we continue like this.
While some misguided elements are busy shouting Biafra, and claiming that South south is part of their Biafra, the southsouth have denounced the whole Biafra thing publicly and I understand that just last weekend, Nyesom Wike of River State, named a stadium in River State after Yakubu Gowon. Does that not tell you something?
The golden rule says 'DO UNTO OTHERS WHAT YOU WILL LIKE THEM TO DO UNTO YOU'..... Love begat love, hate begat hate. Don't expect love from others when you give them hatred, don't expect them to vote for your candidate when you keep calling them animals that live in the zoo.
"Give and it shall be given unto you" whatever you give to others is what they will give back to you GOOD MEASURES, PRESSED DOWN, SHAKING TOGETHER AND RUNNING OVER.
He who has ears let him hear, Wisdom is profitable to direct.... I rest my case...

Good man... nice writeup

happy yeebos like you still exist.. they need to stop hating on others and do d right thing

we need that death penalty bill passed ASAP..

Our politicians have no conscience atal

the cold blood between yeebos & hausas could have been avoided if not for the yeebos major Nzeogwu that killed a northern leader and still bragged about it...

they are always quick to act... but when the repercussion comes.... they cry

amiskurie:
This is 100% true
I'm still under the influence as I am typing this..

It happens to me this afternoon,frm about 2pm(today 7/12/15) and I'm still feeling booze up till now.I'm feeling dizzy and my eyes are very eavy.

I never knew the effect of drinking plastic malt with groundnut could make one feel drunken.

Pls,as anybody on nairaland experienced this accidental booze breakthrough before?

If anybody is doubting my claims,pls try it now and come back as soon as possible.
Thanks!

note: This is not a joke.

Lalasticlala. Ishilove. Obinoscopy. Mynd44. Seun

which of them?..

shey na d plastic Maltina classic abi which one

I will tell them to keep their money..
which work did I do for them to deserve such?

Godsgal:
in as much as u're right. Don't u think ur 'concerns' are unnecessary. Y cry more dan d bereaved? I am sure no Nlander came complainin 2 u of how stressd they are over these. Mayb u need 2 b reminded dat d whole essence 4 dis is fun. So, mister, kindly drop d philosophy

done that already sir.... no vex

fratermathy:
Take a chill pill man. This is just for fun. Dont make it look so serious when it's not. Be cool man. . Your school will be mentioned.

lol... ok then

lemme vote... I chose my skol as number 1 in Nigeria

University of first choice & Nation's pride... Uni swagg, Uni fweshh, Uni of lifeee

m proud to be an Akokite..

jayzon:
it actually happend on friday...my friend called me asking me to come club with him told him i was broke he said no probz he'll take care ov d drinks so i agreed . leta on when we met i found out he was broke had nothing on him but still wanted to club....so he started mkin calls n started txtin pipo...so someone called him n told him to come meet him we went together had no idea he hooked me up with a gay....so when we reached the gate ov d hotel he started explaining sometinz to me about how i shld act gay d guy is guna tk care ov d drinkz......i said aiit no p....so we found a seat d gay guy met us bought drinkz worth 20k....hoping we wld sleep wif him dat nyt......wanted to ease myself leta not knwin he was following me wen we got to d toilet....like play lik play everybody left... i just saw ds guy behind me he locked d toilet i was scared tot he was guna rape me...he said i shld prove m gay to him he was huge got scared i had kiss him real kissing ......was d most irritating tin av ever done.. afta dat he opened d door n left leta i found my way wit my guy n escaped ........praying not to cross path again.....hv u eva had any similar experience??

sorry to spoil ur mood.. bro you're in serious danger

d fact dat you proved alone... you're in soup

lemme tell you a bitter truth... that ur friend is GAYY

you didn't shine ur eye well

fratermathy:
That is the whole concept bro. I want everyone to come and have a say. When only Professors do it, it is good but most people really dont get it. It's not as if the result will be far from what obtains in standard rankings but that atleast, we will know how they got there.

Need I remind you that this our ranking is just for us and not intended for official use?

True!.. not official

but then is there a need to stress NLanders with all that's going on in Nigeria now...

you could just select the first 10 or 20 and consider them good schools.. cos at d end of the day sef. Skol doesn't count that much as it won't guarantee you job

anywhere you find ursef... try to finish with good grades and ask God for 'Alubarika' cos that's all that count at d end.

dominique:
Our public hospitals are nothing to write home about.

buh whose fault is it?... doctors,/workers or govt.

and what's d possible solution

EFCC abi na DSS..
hope you guys are seeing this ...