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Oniru of lifee...

fratermathy:
You must be so special that everyone here in Nairaland is a "riff-raff".

This is the problem I had with the NUC ranking! Too elitist!

Well, THANK YOU for reminding us all again!

hahhahhha... oga titus

no koba me na.... didn't use d 'riffraff' to qualify NLanders..

what I meant was... rating is based on some criterias and is mostly done by professors... else anyone could come up with a list based on his/her opinions..

need I explain myself more??

I just like d sight of yeebos tho. I can hardly stand their guts

am I okay?

I just pray FFK doesn't get himself killed sooner or later...

as for Sanusi... he is one of the few honest men this country has left...
If not for that Emir position... he would have been jailed be the ex-administration for exposing corruption

it's a pity

@OP are you educated atal?
you think rating is done by just any riffraff abi?..
think bfor you create threads next time...

Lwkmd
@OP na confirm 'akoshibero' you be...

Xeedorf:
Dasuki: Grin Grin Grin (phone rings)
Patient Jonathan: Hello, nah who be dat?
Dasuki: Your Excellency sir, good morning.
Patient Jonathan: No be oga dey talk, na me Mama Peace dey talk.
Dasuki: Sorry ma, good morning ma. Na Dasuki dey call ma.
Patient Jonathan: ehn, Morring. Wetin you want?
Dasuki: Dem don arrest me.
Patient Jonathan: Wetin you do?
Dasuki: Dem say I steal $2.1B money meant for ammunition for our soldiers.
Patient Jonathan: Na true?
Dasuki: em em em, I am...
Patient Jonathan: kip kwayeti, na only you waka come?
Dasuki: No be only me o. Dokpesi dey o.
Patient Jonathan: Shey dat AIT man? Wetin him do again?
Dasuki: Him sef get N2.1B from the money.
Patient Jonathan: God catch am!
Dasuki: Bafarawa sef dey here o
Patient Jonathan: Ah ha, Batagata gini? who be dat? wetin him do?
Dasuki: Na our Chief Imam o. Na him collect N4.2B to take organise all the imams for nijiria wey pray for oga for second term o.
Patient Jonathan: Shey we win? No be fake prayer dem do?
Dasuki: I no know ma.
Patient Jonathan: Issorait. shey na all of una dem don carry?
Dasuki: No o, na only three of us.
Patient Jonathan: Three of una, Oritsejafor nko?
Dasuki: Dem never arrest am.
Patient Jonathan: Wat of my father-in-law, Edwin Clarke?
Dasuki: Dem never catch am ma.
Patient Jonathan: Orubebe nko?
Dasuki: E no dey with us but him dey face different trial.
Patient Jonathan: uhm, uhm dis man nko? Okpepe abi wetin dem call am?
Dasuki: Okupe ma. him never join us.
Patient Jonathan: E good like dat. Na so una deceive my husband. God don catch una. My husband no dey o. No call this number again o. (Gbam, phone drop).
Patient Jonathan: (Sitting and thinking), eewo! eewo!!! eewo!!! dis people don kill Nijiria o. Ah, Dia ris God o. Dia ris God o.
Na somebody dream I share

Strictly for laugh. No take am serious oo

correct man... very nice

NL don spoil me finish

why would you suck such sef

Holywizard:
y did the guy cover his dick?

are you sure you ain't gayy?... ow did you notice in d first place...

all I saw was d fvcker and d fvckee with a heartbroken lady..
you need help o

I no kuku dey feel dem...

na deir palava

nawa o...

naso that north big reach?.. this same sambisa everytime

Lekan111:
No sir that is immorality,the first thing is to know Christ i mean being born again then will we know that our Body is the temple of God

hmmmmn...

useless OP...

you no see ur tribe bfor you go date ypruba guy...

yet another stupiid who*ee

it's joy undiluted

they were probably in a no sex relationship...

I trust calabarians...

no tym to check tym

ibon oloju kan yara payan joor


i go with 1... he fit get martial art skillz like jet li plus gun

awon werey 101%... veejay ugly yet you dey smassh am

what is a Toke

one Nigeria...

BLACK man is synonymous with evil...

I wonder how some still feel they impress God and that they will make heaven..

how will a man be so wicked, living large at d expense of others... and yet some people will celebrate or advocate on his behalf all for party sake..

foo*ls everywhere ..

m sure you had no complaints when things were rosy

you must have had pre-wedding shoots and all that with the useless animal

SMH

james1:
NL is full of troubled people who are so bitter and looking for people to tear down.you feel good now, right?

who's troubled here?..

he's busy showing off the sorry state of his state instead of him to be ashamed..

after all the showoff he'll run back to lekki or wherever his mansion is in Lagos... and then that'll be d end

keep deceiving urselves..

all I'll say is... NIGERIA will be great again


btw hope I haven't violated rule 2 cos it seems NL wants more of zombies than humans... abi na d mods wan dey post comments alone

stupidity:
She requested I followed her to her church. We got to the church and sermon was ongoing, later the pastor asked all those that needs special prayers to stand and come forward. my landlady ordered me to stand up and follow them, I said but madam I don't need any prayers na. She voiced at me "will you stand up my friend, you nor know say your case pass prayers".... all the crushes I was eyeing and my new busty neighbor sitting close to us were staring at me and laughing. even one babe that promised me free gonking immediately after church frowned her face. No gonking for me again. She go think say I get problem truly.

but she no lie na... ur case need serious prayer

from ur post alone sef..

PwettieBarbie:
I am a popular nairalander,I had to create this account to stay anonymus.

We had a minor quarrel and he beat me black and blue,he left the house this morning and has refused to pick his call,please what can i do?

he hasn't married you yet... you're living and sleeping with him

why won't he beat you?... you deserve no respect whatsoever

end time ho*e

relocate your silverbird there too na...

since you're all out to impress... *spits

@OP that's their own cup of tea na...

afterall d guys no force them... twuz a mutual agreement & enjoyment..

as for the guys... they always get sweet, decent girls (afterall a dog won't go back to its vomit)

well d used hoes can repackage and go to churches/ prayer centres... God might be merciful and send an innocent man (mugu) their way..

madam ojuyobo... opolo eye

where is our money?

she'll come out... after a week or two

she's enjoying d something at d moment..

Lekan111:
Have you paid her bride price?? If NO THEN IT IS A SIN there is more to sex than the physical you see God deliberately use Blood to guard the entrance of a female to serve as gate and anybody that open it be birth with blood as a sign of covenant between you and her and God there is spirit transfer during sex bro becareful although it may look pleasurable but the End is death

what about non-virgins?

there won't be blood na... can one assume it's safe to sexx them

petkruz:
Pool side wedding reception with my friends.

lovely.. buh which one of 'em are you


cos m seeing thingz

nope

cos once debe is always debe... d friend go dey fvck her for my back so NO