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Bamz:
Funny comment but how old are you mate?

abeg which mate o... shey na aromate ni abi ewoo o

EggovinMma:
CARRY YOUR DIRTY PRICCK COMMOT FROM MY FACE

ntooor!.. no be for local breeds like you sef... na oyinbos/black Americans/ latinos e dey for.. *winks

smoothvee:
Contact: graphixvee@gmail.com
568FDE88

Oga no vex o... shey na to dey draw cartoon be your own talent cos m kinda confused

StephanieEzeh:
For ur info, am not 38! Am just 23!!!

sharply reduce ur age... no tym

EggovinMma:
You no dey phock? Abi you no get priccck?

E go beta make you ursef come weigh and test d pricccck so you'll av ur answer.. abi how you see am fyn geh?

pazienza:
The Oba must be fully investigated, disgraced, stripped of any royal splendor, dragged to the mud and made example of by Ndiigbo, for the rest of Nigeria to know that hate speeches against Ndiigbo by political and traditional Nigerian leaders will no longer be tolerated by Igbos of this generation.

The 1966 massacre of Ndiigbo all over the country was built on the back of years of Igbo hate speeches propagated by Nigerian leaders like the Saraduna and his infamous anti Igbo speech, Akintola and his Igbophobic Yoruba Ronu speech, the Oba of Bini Igbophobic article, and so on.

Those speeches were left unchallenged by Ndiigbo, and the effect was nationwide acceptance of Igbophobia, which Nzeogwu coup only gave them an excuse to execute.

Never again, will Igbophobic utterances be left unattended. Oba or no Oba, any culprit must be dragged to the mud and disgraced, to deter future occurrence.

ode.. carry dat ur flat head to south Africa and see if they wnt treat your fuckup.. you're hiding and enjoying freedom of speech under one Nigeria you dey happy
BTW where was ICC when you guys were being butchered... COW

kingbee109:
Fayose no see this kind person host o. Na ponmo he dey buy 4 market and play ludo with okada riders. Mtcheww!

Bros one small stout for you... I swear na true you talk o.. d Hegoat fayose no be am atal

See Ashew*s dem... after dem don phock phock up and down... dem go enter this thread wan see qualities of Mr. Right... I swear na my God go judge una

StephanieEzeh:
Except you are not mature emotionally as a lady or you are just too incapable of stepping up your game, the following characters should be a total turn-off for any right thinking lady with class!

1. "Mature" guys that sag: You can see the mature in quotation marks because I doubt if they are really mature! Some guys who are above 30 still sag their trousers! Don't you look at yourself in the mirror and see how you look like a condemned prisoner on Death Row to be hanged? Dress decently guys and stop all these silly attributes of a naïve teen that you are always trying to put up! That's irresponsibility to the core!!! No responsible woman will date you abeg

2. Calling a girl countless times: Its time to behave yourselves guys. When you call a girl up to 3 times and she's not picking, chill and see if she calls you back. If she doesn't, it means she isn't into you at all. If she calls back, fine. You should know this by now; calling her all the way when she's not picking exposes you as a desperate love-starved guy that can used and dumped! Personally, this turns me off.

3. Wanting to have sex immediately you meet a girl: Except she is a woman of easy virtue, demanding for sex or trying to entice her to sleep with you would definitely turn a right-thinking woman off immediately! What if she's your sister? Would you want another guy to get down with her just like that? It is the unusual, abnormal and unnecessary thirst for sex that makes many guys to act like programmed machines when you see a woman, you begin to analyze her female anatomy with your ravened eyes like hungry lions because small shawarma and probably, 2 bottles of SNAP that you bought.

4. Begging a girl to love you: Any guy that begs me to love him has already been seen as an incurable mugu by me. It is a huge turn-off!!! Whether you do it through phone call, sms or face to face, its still the same thing. Do you know how you appear when you do this? Like a dumb ass! Yea, a dumb bloke Some would even go as far as kneeling down for you.

5. Bad English: When some guys open their mouths to speak, you would be surprised! They can't even differentiate past tense from present tense or past-participle from past tense! A guy once met me at a mall and asked: "Did you attend Uniport? Your face looks similar" . I held myself back from bursting out laughing!!! Instantly, right there, standing with him, I was turned off and I left him staring into the air like an abandoned child.

6. Begging a girl for cash and other goodies:

Whenever guys rant about digging in girls, I just laugh. I have experienced it several times and first-hand, where guys beg as if there's no tomorrow for stuffs like cash, recharge cards, etc. This is shameful. Its disgraceful If I want to get a present for a guy or give him cash, which is not advisable if he's not a worthy person, I'll do that from my heart but not you scheming and begging. Why don't you get up your lazy butt and look for something useful to do with your life? You think Nigerian ladies are like those white women you scam daily? We are far wiser...but some ladies still fall for such romantic scam all in the name of love from Mr Smooth-talker!

7. Irresponsible life-style: Some guys don't even consider their age. They still feel they are 10 years old. They do nothing other than smoking skunk, weed, cigarette, popping Tramadol and all silly types of drugs you can ever imagine. That's a huge turn-off if you don't know. Only the awful smell that emanate from your body after smoking and excessive drinking can even make a woman leave you immediately!

@OP your mates don marry finish o... dey there dey look characters guys exhibit..'wa pe nbe'

uduokirika1:
FIFA-badge referee, Uloma Nwogu was at the centre and in charge of hostilities in Kano as Nasarawa United broke the 12years home unbeaten record.

Mrs. Uloma Nwogu who was born in 1981 from Abakaliki Ebonyi also is a Policewoman with The Nigerian Police force.

Reports from Kano shows that. Kano Pillar's fans were so much satisfied with her officiating they couldn't help it but gave her a standing ovation at regulation time!!!!


https://m./179862852027935?view=permalink&id=1120235314657346&p=110&refid=18

http://m.fifa.com/development/education-and-technical/referees/association=nga/index.html

Shoooo! this fat thing REF?... ow she take do am Bi na middle of pitch she sit down dey ref... it is well

Biafrans are in trouble..

Neplusultra:
OMG!!! hunting for Sport kwa Chim ooo!!!!

See as you be... ur profile says it all..upon all d makeup you still resemble MONKEY... hope say you dey service all d yoruba di*ks wey dey ur area wella.. 'omo ale'

tunex23:
Against the widely held perception that former President Goodluck Jonathan, was usually hooked on alcohol, during the twilight of his administration, his former spokesperson, Reuben Abati, has clarified that Jonathan doesn’t drink, adding that it’s only one of the myths about the last administration.

Abati, who made the defence of his former boss during a recent interview with Rockcity 101.9 FM, Abeokuta, Ogun State, said he only saw Jonathan drink a glass of wine during special occasions, explaining that the former President never had any episode of drunken to stupor.
Abati said: “President Jonathan does not drink. You see, that’s one of the myths about that administration and you must understand how this thing is, it’s all about perception, communication, it’s all about what goes out and it’s about stereotyping. People just stereotype people from a particular part of the country as drunkards, and they look for justification for one type of behaviour or the other.
“But I can tell you that in my 4 years of working for President Jonathan, I never found him in a bibulous situation. If he ever tasted any drink, maybe a glass of wine during special occasions. All those stories about him drinking, about President Jonathan always being berated, about bibulous situations inside the Villa, those things did not exist.
“The people must find justifications to say this is why we think this situation is this way it is. I tell you and Nigerians will remember that he is a very humble man; he is a very committed person to the Nigerian project. If you look at the results of the elections, you’ll see that he lost the elections with about 2.5 million votes or thereabout, which means that a large number of Nigerians still believed in him and also believed in his ability and his capability of his administration to move Nigeria forward. We were dealing with a democracy; the people have a right to make a choice, when the people make a choice, we respect that choice.
“And our commitment as Nigerians, whoever we may be, whatever we maybe our station, is to remain committed to Nigeria, and to support whoever has emerged and to respect the choice and the decision of Nigerians.
“This is not about witch-hunt, it’s not about criticising people, the Nigerian people have spoken and we stand by the decision of the Nigerian people. And we all support whoever is there to move Nigeria forward. So this backward looking, can we just look forward? Can we all just work together to move Nigeria forward? For me, that is where the emphasis should be, because we are all Nigerians and at the end of the day the country is more important than all of us” he said.



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but the drunkard dey drink otueke ogogoro... clueless folks...

Lemon12:
bt those people the land belong to are not yorubas right??

Btw when are u reclaiming Illorin??

we are waiting for Asari Dokubo, Tompolo and d likes to lead d way as machineries
shebi they recently purchased weapons.. 'onyi ara' watever dat means.

OPCNAIRALAND:
Shame on Ibo......the only people in Nigeria whose leaders go to a foreign land to hold meeting and discuss the future of their land and people. Landless refugees!

no mind dem... dem go soon claim land for U.S say na dem wan rule there... m jst watching patiently in 5D
I kuku trust oyinbos dem.. na nuclear bomb dem go use wipe dem out

Nashoji:
you are a full time coward. your Fulani masters can't even dare it, not to talk of their slaves.

Okay let"s say I agree.. why does ur tribe not run to the fulanis instead.. why do ur women come down to d west to spread legs for yorubas WHY?
or shld I remind you that FFK bleeped Bianca bfore Ojukoju abi wetin d heediot call himself

Nashoji:
you are a full time coward. your Fulani masters can't even dare it, not to talk of their slaves.

Okay let"s say I agree.. why does ur tribe not run to the fulanis instead.. why do ur women come down to d west to spread legs for yorubas WHY?
or shld I remind you that FFK bleeped Bianca bfore Ojukoju abi eetin d heediot call himself

GodswillAJudins:
Who cares if u finished from Harvard

bros calm down na... why ur libido come high wey ur sense of humor low anyhow?

HyperBase:
. AS IF YOU COWARDS ARE BETTER FIGHERS. WE DEY DE WAIT FOR YOU.

It's like you've never read your history... ever heard of the names; General Adekunle the Black scorpion, General Obasanjo and co?.... you guys always start d fight but end up dying like fowls.

alex81:
federal university of technology Akure

Oh really?
Sorry I finished from UNILAG.. lol

nigerianium:

Really? But Fulani herdsmen have been hunting Yorubas for sport in Kwara State for decades.♦

you are jst so lucky most yorubas are technocrats that value human lives... I'm 100% sure it was dis no man's land idea dat caused dat xenophobic attack in South Africa... And it's not dat you guys are adding value to lagos.. all you guys do is sell fake things that kill and engage in criminal activities which you can't try in your lands.

na dem dem nw... YEEBOS

SeverusSnape:
Another load of trash.

Lagos is no man's land, don't you get it

why not?.. cos you are so blind to see it in d eastern part of the Nigerian map... God knws I pity you Igbos

SeverusSnape:
Coward!...Your Fulani masters can't even do shit_ talk more of their slaves.

I repeat; Lagos is a NO MAN'S LAND.
It belongs to Hausa, Igbo, yoruba and other minority tribes.

wait until yorubas start using igbos as abobaku.. den mayb you all will sit up and leave

Lemon12:
u are very stewpid bro....

#Oba Akiolu must be jailed

Heard you guys in Igbo land insult ur fathers so m not suprised.. if you feel bullied in yoruba land you can go to the north with your relatives (both close and extended) and see if they won't behead you or blow you to pieces... bloody ingrate

na the First step for split-up be this... these Yeebos will now incur the wrath of d yorubas... #you will say I said this WATCH!

I would report her to EFCC.. no sinner shall go unpunished.. BTW it's for my country

killerman47:
Please help... i'm 27 but loving a 17yr old girl... is this normal? Is the age difference too much? Can we work something out?

For the records, I'm done with school, working and self sufficient; while she's about getting into school...

Honest suggestions needed pls...

@OP you don dey fu*k d girl na
.. which suggestion you dey find again?

missKiffy:
Please I would like to know if it's appropriate to add one's primary school education in a cv

@OP you fit add kindergarten sef... na ur own palava.. nobody go arrest you

juliusjulius:
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I apologize for bothering you with my problems.
I'm an extra year student of oau Ile-Ife, and I'm encountering problem in paying for the extra session.

Registration Will Soon Close, Please Help Me.

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no be only extra year .. you for talk say you gain fresh admission.. omo ote

Duduyemid1:
Please this is to inform u that Adekunle Akeem is not
missing. He has been sighted in Ibadan by some of his
course mate on friday afternoon.

shey na gbomo gbomo carry am reach ibadan?.. abi how e take do am from akwa ibom

what is a FUTA... anybody?