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Chronic wetin ..
Apart from jedi jedi, headache and some others.. whc other sickness fit catch African man

Shey una don see how life be... Husband wey dump am bfor fame come dey romance and cuddle am now
.. all I can do is wish them luck

Women sha.... smh

Wisdomkosi:
My fellow nairalanders, my cousin and I just survived a ghastly motorcycle accident while coming back from a visit to my cousin..

@OP Govt. no warn una tire?... anywaiz pele
thank God say you no land for Igbobi

the church go be Mushin branch

fayose elenu mari maso... you go soon turn scape goat no worry...

ASISAT don see naija preeek wey go dey hammer am for obodo Liverpool

OP go wear am na make i test am for your body

Abeg I wan laff
kikikikikiki

Dis life... I wonder why man is so unkind to mankind BTW na london OP base?

@OP so wetin I go do d person after I don catch am? NL sha

OP ur head go correct wen dem rape you finish still spray d pepper for your to*to... wen una go dey dress indecently..
naso one go spread leg for Tuface... cheap naija bia*ches

Odikwa... very serious

Useless thread... sexx na.food?

BraniacX:
Please elucidate

it is not that easy to learn... it takes time and commitment.. you can start by searching 1) Rooting for android 2) Custom ROMs and firmwares Google would help or betterstill check.. xdadevelopers.com

@OP go find better thing do with your life na... itz for your own good o so that your kids too will live a cool life..

@OP you get mind sha... why you no commot when others dey commot.. Thank your stars say dem no be ritualists or something..

You don see am?... wen foreigners jst dey flock enter eko anyhow... Benin Republic loading...

wetin I wan type sef?
over to the YEEBOS
ojukwu the prodigal son of the nirtherbers

oya all dose wey don get Spouse.. make una come yarn ewo lewo..

o boy.. d pics alone don make my kondo stand talkless of say make I see am real life... Damn!

she fine sha but na Igbo.. not my specs

lagmostkuit:
In church, there are many types of people who attend. There are also many reasons why they attend church.
The three different types of churchgoers are,

1. Hypocrites:
Hypocrites are those who come to church and claim to be a Christian, but when they go home its a different story. They usually come to church about twice a week. In church, you usually can find them sitting all over the church. During praise and worship you can find them praising the Lord and praying as if they where passionate churchgoers. In church hypocrites are some of the best Christian you would ever see. It is just when they go home is where things go wrong. Hypocrites are a crazy bunch of churchgoers, but they are a big part of the church.

2. Only Sunday:
Then there are those who only come on Sunday. They are usually force to come to church by parents or someone with power over them. In church they can be found sitting anywhere from the front to the back of the church depending on their age. During praise and worship you can usually find most of them sitting down or sleeping. They also love coming to church when there is a meal after service. Even though they might come once a month they are still a part of the church.

3. Passionate Churchgoers:
Passionate churchgoers are the heart and soul of all churches. These are the most active members of the church. They love to come to church. They can be found in church just everyday sitting from the front to the middle rows. Passionate churchgoers know just about everybody in the church. During praise and worship you usually can find them clapping their hands and having a good time. They usually hang around after church and fellowship with everyone.

So which category do u fall in?
Lalasticlala

Written by muah!

Abeg which category do you fall into... cos you can't tell me you dnt knw after analyzing and writing all these..

Why always Xtians..
Dnt you knw that God is a spirit and whosoever will serve HIM must do so in spirit?
Enof of all these eye service religion jooor

O boy make dem no go sideline South west o or else...
a wise man once said it that PMB will want to draw d south east close cos of political ambition...
m jst wating patiently

PDP una never die? ..

OP na cos you no sabi android in and out... I bought a very cheap android phone but now it performs the function of 100 - 200k +. As regards OTA, you could always root your phone and install custom roms on it... i'd suggest you join Xda developers forum for more

d OP na womanwrapper..

Happiness87 jooor come and take my dukiaa.. my deAr...*in kiss daniel's voice..

@OP no go work, dey there dey dream... you no hear say no food/pUNa for lazy man ni...

no be the Tonto wey one actor talk say na 'animashaun'? i wish her HML.. datz if it lasts

Enof talk talk, we want action... we wsnt to start seeing them in jail..