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PMP use d werey dump am wailers over to you

Bit*hess evrywia... but wait o asides sexxx... of what use is a girl to a guy.. be frank

@OP she must have seen you like that sha... A man that can't stand for something will surely fall for anything

@OP you no well na chest you dey see not 'omuu'.. BTW mama sef no wan gree again o

thank God say I no vote... had my doubts about PMB .. I mean we are going back to square one with tribal sentiments

Those that do not learn from history are bound to repeat it

TANoids go don pee their pants.. Chai!

Una go shout tire... Jonathan sef do him own.. now na north... na d YEEBOS and Niger Deltans I pity pass with their OYEL ... una go hear am
we will see who d northern slaves truly are soon..

d YEEBOS go soon start to dey romance we Yorubas so that dis country can split ..
BTW I see dem getting their Biafra soon and mayb Odua Republic for Yorubas... I see it happening soon.

Life fit don tire d guy na... na another viable alternative to suicide be dat

wen you marry a mammywater

where my keyboard dey sef... make me def write open letter cos I get ideas plenty wey fit make Naija better

R.I.P to the dead...
this life is vanity.. one has to be mentally and emotionally prepared because Mr. Death can come knocking anytym..

so what will prolonged standing do?.. nonsense

dat guy na werey o... gitl wey I nuture for Akoka wey we don get plans ...

so ASHAWOO sef dey get finance.. some of deir bfs go dey nairaland o

Happiness87:
you be gay, wetin you want do for my back where front de

I'd gladly do anything for you bby... jst say YES
but wait o... shey no be foam or pad dey dere

JK is Just Clueless

Happiness87:
give it to the last lady you fuked

omalicha too sweet... naso una dey form..hard to get thingz but last last you go gree make i climb dat mountain wey you carry for back

Happiness87:
you wANT DESTROY YOUR FUTURE ABi

I'm really happy with what I saw in ur profile ... you are so endowed bby.. I have everything a lady might want tho just in case..

I see them as ssex toys.. i get hard-on easily around dem...#honestly

Kadiri Street of Fadeyi Lagos State was thrown into pandemonium as they were awoken to the sight of a dismembered corpse, who was brutally murdered late last night between the hours of 9pm and 10pm. Witnesses however said before the victim was murdered in cold blood, he was seen drinking at a joint located on brown-lane subsequently a brew ensured between him and the assailants. The assailants who where about six in number shot and repeatedly stabbed the victim to the chest stomach and face, before dragging him to the back of my house, where he was dismembered and dumped. Another witness had also reported that as at when the victim was been dragged, he was still breathing and pleading for mercy, but all his pleas fell on deaf ears. The witness also added, that having dumped his body behind my house one of the assailant suggested that the victim wasn't properly dead, the assailant therefore stabbed the victim repeated again to the chest, face, dismembered him and also suggested that his body be dumped on the rail track or in the carnal. Traces of blood could still be seen flowing from the scene where he was stabbed to where he was dumped. As at the time of filing this report, it has not been known what might have caused the rift between the victim and the assailants and his identity is yet to be ascertained. We are however excepting the police to come move the corpse.

I pity you this man.. you were busy taking pics when you are already a murder suspect.. my best advice fir you is to get a good lawyer if you dnt want to end up in kirikiri or panti... fear Naija Police o.. God help you

DONSMITH123:
http://pulse.ng/gist/fast-money-nigerian-man-dies-selling-kidney-in-malaysia-id4106186.html

na dem dem now.. YEEBOS
but wait o wen kidney turn business... chai

D same devil that will make you burn in d lake of fire.. seriously I doubt the chances of we blacks making Heaven, pastor or no pastor

YEEBOS go dey pee their pants now

bonnyhope:
join me in thanking God as three yrs of being in labor market has ended. waiting to resume work next week.

Yorubas in their wisdom would say.. 'ti isu eni ba ta eyan ma n fi owo bo ni'... all I will say is be careful.. Cheers

Buhari dey fall my hands i swear... ORUBEBE wey suppose don dey jail alongside some Igbo touts

Girls dey try sha... imagine say one impotent guy wey you sabi d gist come propose to you for crowded place wetin you go do?

auntysimbiat:
Unknown patient at National Hospital, Abuja...( see his photo)

Below is a press release by the Spokesman of National Hospital, Abuja...
A man of about 27 years old whose picture is attached, was found in the bush by a Police officer and was taken to Nyanya General Hospital and then referred to National Hospital, Abuja on 22nd August, 2015. The Management is appealing to any member of the public whose relation has not been seen since the aforementioned date, to please come to the Trauma Centre, Abuja for identification and further necessary action.


Tayo Haastrup PhD
Spokesperson, National Hospital, Abuja
08037879543
August 26, 2015


CC LALASTICLALA ISHILOVE

SOURCE : http://nairanaijanews..com/2015/08/unknown-patient-at-national-hospital.html

why d guy dey open mouth na... shey d accident fatal ni?

money121:
The two have been dating for a while now and this is the first time (I think) he's sharing a photo of them together on social media. Lovely couple!

https://instagram.com/p/62G4e9IOL1/?taken-by=iyanya

Give a dwarf some money and he'll change stuffs as he likes.. Iyanya Lannister

love2nicee:
That girl you just call a friend might be head over heels in love with you and you just don’t know. If she’s doing the stuffs below, chances are that she’s madly in love with you already.

Check them out below

1. If she cares a lot about what you think of her, then there is a possibility that she could be secretly in love with you. If she goes to every length to prove herself to you but she doesn’t care about what others think of her, then she might just be in love with you secretly.

2. How does she act when she’s around you? If she is herself when with others but suddenly starts acting awkward when with you, then she just might be in love with you. You observe her playing with her hair, losing her composure, her hands getting fidgety while you are talking to her.

3. If you find her trying to get your attention always, then she just might be in love with you.

4. If she goes out of her way to always make you happy, then she might just be in love with you.

5. You know you are not funny and you rarely make people laugh but she just can’t stop laughing when she is with you, she might secretly be in love with you. You observe she laughs at your jokes even when everyone thinks they are lame.

6. If you observe her getting upset just because you gave another girl attention, then she is secretly in love with you.



7. If you observe she loves spending time with you alone then she is secretly in love with you.

8. She might forget stuffs about herself and what others tell her but she never forgets anything about you. This might mean she is secretly in love with you.

9. If you always catch her staring at you, then this could mean she is secretly in love with you. You would also observe anytime you get her staring at you, she quickly removes her face but starts staring at you again the moment you don’t look in her direction.

10. If she shows way too much interest in things happening in your life, it could mean she is secretly in love with you.

11. She is always very worried when you are sick and show way too much concern than a normal friend should, she just might be secretly in love with you.

12. If you are the person she always wants to talk to when she is down, lonely or just needs someone to talk to, she migwith you.

13. If she always defends you blindly all the time, then she might be in love with you secretly.

14. If you find out she always wants to touch you when she is around you, it could be a sign that she is in love with you secretly.

15. If you have taken her for granted several times, and let her down as a friend and she always seems to forgive you and stand by you no matter what, she could be in love with you secretly.

Signs That A Girl Is Secretly In Love With You

http://sabi9jablog.com/2015/08/see-signs-that-shows-a-girl-is-secretly-in-love-with-you.html

If she no come do any of the above nko?.. Shey I go kill myself?

YEEBOOS no go happy with this news o...

ALL PROSPECTIVE UNDERGRADUATES.. 'etin yin melo?'.... say NO to cultism., it destroys .. those of us that have passed through the system knows this.. m not talking of GLORIFIED SECONDARY SCHOOL GRADUATES