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mouaue:
burna boy step out in style today in the best footwears with ghetto kids in PH and ask they to call gargon ..and he went on and shared this video below after the cut that he took with all the people in the video as his people watch the video below ......
He captioned it:

"All d kids in d ghetto call me gargon!!! PHC in dis bxxx"

https://instagram.com/p/6r3wSqPO8I/

Heediot... See as him be. i sure say na biafran he go be

But wait o.. if Osho baba 'pot black' Kondoo fit dey enter whitey pun*nii... who talk say I no get hope

Upon all, these stupid girls won't listen.. they wear makeup like their lives depend on it...
BTW gud for her and her baby

na dem again?... tought I saw Onitsha or so

Wat if she issues Oil wells?... Yeebos and some niger deltans go almost wan die..... wailers

@OP you don see God before? talkless of knowing what makes Him happy... I wonder d kind moderators wey dey nairaland sef ... jst so annoying

nawa o... church now na for dogs and goats.. anybody fit enter... #itiswell

@OP you sef let pus*ies be na abi...

@OP you dey craze o... where d private part dey?

jmoore:
What is the difference between first lady and wife of the president?

na so you mumu reach?... in dis 21st century where google dey.. dem suppose flog you I swear

sinizia:
You're a tribalistic Idíot from a cursed lineage!!

Shut d fu*k up... your tribe is d worst.. deal with it.. Useless Bi*fran

dridowu:
Police and customs officers in Da Nang on Friday seized more than two metric tons of elephant tusks inside a timber container from Nigeria.
Officers said the tusks were hidden in many bags buried deep under more than a thousand wood logs.
The shipment arrived at Tien Sa Port in the central city on August 11.
Vietnam has banned ivory trade since the 1990s, and yet it has been fueled by the rising affluence in recent years and the demand for using ivories for decoration.
Officers said the tusks can sell for around VND100 billion (US$4.44 million) on the black market.
The invoice named a local business as the receiver of the shipment.
The company was earlier named as the recipient of a Mozambique shipment which was seized by Da Nang customs on August 13 for containing nearly 750 kilograms of elephant tusks and rhino horns.
Both products are strictly banned from commercial use worldwide to protect the endangered animals.
The company has denied responsibility.

http://m.thanhniennews.com/society/vietnam-seizes-23-tons-of-elephant-tusks-inside-nigerian-wood-shipment-50462.html

Lalasticlala

Yeebos don kill all our elephants finish all because of money... chai

Islie:
http://www.punchng.com/feature/super-saturday-crime/ndlea-arrests-two-suspects-for-cocaine-trafficking/

Pictured of the suspects Christopher and Emehelu

Igbo kwenu!!! .. na dem dem nw

dis OP na 'akosibero'... see as you use ur badluck koba ur friend.... i no knw why dem no shoot you sef..

FlirtyKaren:
Check out how their skin colour rhymes. Ice Prince and his girlfriend, French-Ghanaian beauty Maima have been going strong now since making their relationship public January this year. Cute couple!

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/08/iceprince-pictured-in-bed-with-his.html

Girls are such wor*hless beings... imagine man wey never marry you dey bleep you onto say na celebrity...
#Hustle over feelings for any biatch men

Useless post.... *hiss

Glorified secondary schools... *hiss

eme40rald:
Hello nairalanders

It is with sadness and hurt that I decided to ask guidance on what action I should take with regards to the event that happened in my life.

I met a guy two years ago and fell in love with him wholeheartedly in fact he is my first love. the relationship was fun and romantic. I lost my innocence to him. Although there were times I had suspicions and I would confront him about it but he always found a way to clear my suspicions. One issue I always felt bad about was that he never took me to his family. As at the beginning of the relationship about a month into it his sister got married and I was not invited I felt maybe it was too early and shrugged it off. he never used my pictures as dp claiming he doesn't feel its proper until we are married. apart from all these he was a sweet and loving man. we were like best friends.

Fast forward to two years later I did something I had never done before. I searched his phone while he was asleep and what I discovered was a blow for me. He was in another relationship!!! I stole the girl's contact and disguised as his colleague just to get information from her with time she was free with me. I discovered they had been dating for seven years and she lived in another state. just last week he said he was travelling for a business event only for me to find out he went for his introduction to her family.

confronted him and he has been begging me to forgive him.

Kind hearted nairalanders please what do I do? should I expose him to the girl or not.

@OP you are a learner... I bet he has even fuc*ed d hell out of you to his maximum satisfaction ... you're jst a second hand commodity now like most girls out there... BTW it's your problem, deal with it

See as the goat resemble chukwudi.. una sure say no be biafran?

harbdulrasaq88:
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This twitter user who is a mum bought a baby lotion and got more than she bargained for.

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Does anyone know what is going on?

http://www.newshelm.com/2015/08/photos-lady-gets-shock-of-her-life.html

Igbo kwenu!... our Igbo brothers please explain wat happened here o.. make market no spoil for dat brand name abeg

Aminat508:
How do you react when you have a young child that steals? You've talked to him/her several times, told him/her everything that has to be said about the consequences of pilfering. You do ALL you can to provide his needs and wants. But he keeps 'doing it'. How do you help or stop such a child? A reader sent this in yesterday:

Hello,

My son steals from me, my husband, my mother, his grandparents, his friends, everybody!! Please, let's discuss this here because I'm sure I'm not the only mother having this problem. If it's not money, it's things as small as tiny toys and games from neighbors. Sincerely, it's gotten so bad I don't know what to do with him anymore. My husband and I now have locks on our bedroom door to keep him out.

Problem started when he was 11 and got into boarding school. He is 13 now. I've threatened him that next time he steals, I would have the police involved. Of course I don't want to or plan to do that but I don't know what else to do.


Source :http://www..com/talk/topic,250835.0.html

@OP stealing runs in your bloodline... either you or d father.. go figure

omaniblog:
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When she gave an interview and said so many guys are dying to have her, you guys think she was kidding, today the goddess of hair as landed herself an Enugu baller.

She share pic exclusive with OFB. See photos

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http://www.omanifranklin.com/2015/08/exclusive-hairiest-girl-in-nigeria.html

:Lalasticlala

@OP craze dey ur head sha.. wat's sizzling about this poo...
Moral lesson for girls... it pays to be natural, makeup wnt bring you love but deception.

deligatus:
I was really crucified

na so dem for pour acid on your head.... Beware my friend.. d heart of men is full of evil

Onijagidijagan:
lakasticallaala threads always hit the front page pls give me 500likes cuz is my very first time being the first to comment on a front page thread

I'll love to be his Abobaku. i promise i will not run when he dies

And so shall it be .... Oloye Abobaku!..

Lovelynature:
Yeah, you can agree very well that just as men and women are are physically different, so are they mentally. Take for instance, if a man and woman witness a particular event and you ask the man to tell the story, he would just go straight to the point. But ask the woman same question, she would like to narrate every bit of the event.

Unlike men, women are very emotional; when she loves or hates, she does so with all her heart, though it may not last.
Also, women are very perspicacious in nature; a woman can judge your motive about her just by the way you look at her.


So here we go on how to make her start crushing on you even before both of you start talking. Note that this tactic doesn't work on every woman as everybody must not like you.

When you see a lady you like, don't just rush up to her and start the whole bla bla unless you know you may never have the chance to see her again, then you can try your luck. When you rush up to a lady you're just seeing for first time, she sees you as a desperate guy, is either she ignores you while some may appreciate your courage but may not take you that
serious.

So the best thing to do when you see a lady you like is to make eye contact with her in a way that tells her you're interested in her. Do this like in three or four occasions without saying a word to her. Yeah, she noticed you right from the first day and by now wonders why you haven't talk to her, unlike other guys. So she tries to know what's on your mind. She walks as close as possible to you when you meet on the road - she would always like catch your attention and the more she tries, the more she's attracted to you. She can't just help it especially if you are a guy that dress well. Now you've made the whole thing look as if she's the one trying to woo you, and to her, you are her boyfriend to be.

Then like a lion waiting for its prey, you know when best to strike. Yeah, you must initiate the conversation, because no matter how she feels for you, she can only show the greenlight and not initiate the talk. So when you start the talk, just make your intention known to her before she starts seeing you as 'just a friend' and you start shouting 'Friend Zone' everywhere.

Don't bother about time. It wouldn't take you more than two weeks to do this.

Note that this tactic doesn't work on every woman as everybody is not the same, but it does work on most of them. Talking from experience.



I dedicate this this thread to honourable PhD holder from school of womanology, Prof. Charlesnneji.
Pro we know you can't deny this. Tested and Trusted, it works.

@OP you're on point.. makes me remember Blessing in lagos camp I had a crush on... d girl fine sote my liver dey always fail.. even upon say I see wetin resemble green light.. my liver failed me... Oh darling Blessing may your beauty never fade Amen.

megawax8:
And you think you just made sense?

Nope buh it was intentional and last time I checked it's d yeebos that like shorcuts by any means and also not doing legit thingz... you can hire a detective if you av issues.. dnt qoute me again.

catchfun:
http://www.ndtv.com/world-news/boko-haram-attack-kills-7-in-northeast-nigeria-village-reports-1208302?site=full

http://news.yahoo.com/boko-haram-attack-kills-seven-ne-nigeria-village-191319633.html

Nawa o... make dem even enter biafra land go show dem pepper small.. D fear of BokohaRAM is d....

ceometromedia:
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a www.metronaija.com reader sent this as he pictured a keke NAPEP driving through a pedestrian bridge today. They now exhibit such lawlessness in broad daylight?

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/08/photo-keke-napep-driving-on-pedestrain.html

E no fit pass all dese foreigners (yeebos and d likes) wey dey flock enter lasgidi... Eko o ni baje o!

cousjwhite:
After several years and timeless tries of becoming FTC, here, I finally have it

I dedicate this to my one and only #DuchezZ, a.k.a Mz Xclusiv, my mom, friends and everyone aspiring to get here.

Can't tell the Joy that rumbles my tommy and makes my heart unexplainable.

Hard-Work and Joblessness Pays.

Thank you all for the likes...

na confirm isi ewu you be.. where d comment?. yeye person

redcliff:
you silly women are here and dont know anyhting. dont even have anything to bring to the table of a relationship. your own is just to go out with men who drive the best cars. but girls abroad who are finer, more tap, with clean pussies and naturally perfumed bodies would happily go out with a guy they like irrespective of the car he drives because in the first place its not the car that attracted them to the guy, its his personality and his physical appearance. Nigeria women are doomed in their mentality.

Bros na true you talk ooo... all dese shitty Naija girls no be am o.. E be like say na oyinbo I go marry last.. Naija shits value material things more than their lives sef

StephanieEzeh:
This is pure old school can't remember the last time I set my eyes on this car! Ladies, can you go out with a guy on a date in this type of car? If you see a guy driving such car, just know its "papa dash me"

@OP see your cow head... ur papa see dis one drive talkless of impressing ur mom with it... Bitcheeee* of nowadays sef