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Politics / Re: Picture Of President Jonathan Watching The Match by floriana(m): 7:13pm On Feb 13, 2013
Symphony007: you're an outstanding fool...no matter your hatred for this man, this is incredibly disrespectfull thing to say to a fellow human, you're an animal!
Learn some grammar. Outstanding fool ah ha ah ha!
Food / Re: The Hypocrisy In Vegetarianism by floriana(m): 7:06pm On Feb 13, 2013
Vegetarians eat fish.
Politics / Re: Picture Of President Jonathan Watching The Match by floriana(m): 9:17am On Feb 11, 2013
Besides impregnating his wife, Jonathan finally accomplishes something

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Sports / Re: Local TV Stations To Show AFCON Final by floriana(m): 10:09am On Feb 08, 2013
This is very nice. At least one can now watch the Super Igbos of Nigeria without DSTV. I wish the super igbos success on Sunday. Win the cup for the republic of Nigeria

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Politics / Re: CAN Blasts El-rufai For Jesus Comment On Twitter by floriana(m): 5:49am On Jan 31, 2013
fkaz:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/01/can-blasts-el-rufai-over-alleged-comment-on-jesus-christ/
This looks like a statement issued by Olisa Metuh, PDP National publicity Secretary
Politics / Re: CAN Blasts El-rufai For Jesus Comment On Twitter by floriana(m): 5:46am On Jan 31, 2013
gerald09: Comon! The dude has apologised! U CAN people aint fooling no1 u gettin upset ova spilled milk dat as already bin cleaned up. Una president dey fly private jet I fink being the good person is fear fetched. He says he was sorry and as a christen I forgive him, that's what JESUS would do.

This CAN of worms is not guided by the bible. They are guided by PDP manifesto of hate.
Politics / Re: CAN Blasts El-rufai For Jesus Comment On Twitter by floriana(m): 5:42am On Jan 31, 2013
This is a very bad CAN of worms!
Politics / Re: Police Pension Boss Sentenced To 2yrs In Prison For Embezzling N23bn by floriana(m): 3:20pm On Jan 28, 2013
The guy is not going to jail. He was given N250,000 fine option. Naija I hail o.

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Sports / Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by floriana(m): 6:15pm On Jan 25, 2013
Taye Taiwo
Chinedu Ogbuke
Mike Eneramo
Obafemi Martins
Osaze Odemwingie
Kalu Uche
John Utaka
Yakubu Aiyegbeni
Chinedu Onuoha
Peter Utaka
..are all players far better than many in the current squad.

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Sports / Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by floriana(m): 5:49pm On Jan 25, 2013
If only we knew, we should have left Siasia to continue. See the crap Keshi has built after 2 years.
Crime / Re: Arrested Osun Goat Dies In Custody by floriana(m): 10:48pm On Jan 18, 2013
Those goats were persecuted for their political beliefs. They were prisoners of conscience.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cape Verde: My Player Rating by floriana(m): 11:46am On Jan 10, 2013
Jarus: 6, Mikel : The only average performer in Eagles midfield before Igiebor came on board. Didn't do much in first half as CV overran our midfield but did a yeoman job in second half, having goal attempt as well as distributing passes although the guys at the other couldn't catch up with the passes for most time 6.5


7, Ogude : Lost in a midfield overrun by the CV 3


8, Musa : a couple of moves on the flanks but poor final ball 5


9, Moses : below average capped with unnecessary kick of opponent when he became frustrated 4


10, Emenike : average performance, especially on the wings, tried to push in several times, not selfish though 5


11, Oboabona : our best defender of the night, tried in stopping the onslaught of the CV attackers, but water pass garri 6
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Islam for Muslims / Re: Non-alcoholic Beer For Muslims, Is It Haram? by floriana(m): 10:06am On Jan 03, 2013
maclatunji: OP is doing market research for a new product I am sure. You can see the answer up there, the basic rule is that if it is proven that it is completely non-alcoholic, there is no blame on the drinker.

However, going by the fact that the name "beer" is attached to the product, many Muslims would stay clear of the product altogether even if Islam permits them to drink it because of its non-alcoholic nature.

Allah knows best.

It should not be called BEER. It should be called ISLAMEER to encourage the islamist to drink it.
Politics / Re: Nobody Can Shut My Mouth — Bode George by floriana(m): 9:41am On Jan 03, 2013
Bode George (Pooh be upon him) is one of the cancerous thumbs in Nigerian politics and the earlier he's eliminated the better.
Religion / Re: Eminem Becomes A Born Again Christian by floriana(m): 9:37am On Jan 03, 2013
Is satan setting up another church?
Celebrities / Re: What Celebrity Babies May Look Like by floriana(m): 9:34am On Jan 03, 2013
What of Jakumo and Calotti baby? Pls let's see that too.
Politics / Re: Ben Murray Bruce Named Chairman Of FRCN by floriana(m): 6:28pm On Jan 02, 2013
wellmax: The Chairman of Silverbird Group and former Director-General of the Nigeria Television Authority (NTA), Mr Ben Murray Bruce, has been named the
chairman of the board of directors of the Federal Radio Corporation of Nigeria (FRCN).

The Secretary to the Government, Senator Anyim Pius Anyim made the announcement yesterday. Other board members are: Funke Egbemode, Bola
Doherty, Farouk Dalhatu, J. N. Chinedu, Hajia Hauwa Kida, Chief Elvis Agukwe, and Abubakar Sarkin Fawa Damboh.

Details later

http://informationnaija.com/ben-murray-bruce-named-chairman-of-frsc/?utm_source=9jaheadlines.com&utm_medium=twitter

Just retweeting.

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Religion / Re: Prophetic Outlook For 2013 By Dr Olukoya D.K. by floriana(m): 4:03pm On Jan 02, 2013
atuagbo: 1.A YEAR THAT WILL GENERATE WIDESPREAD REBELLION SPARK
2.A YEAR OF MYSTERIOUS HAPPENING
3.A YEAR OF HORRIBLE AND PATHETIC SINS
4.A YEAR OF DISINTEGRATION AND DISCEPTION
5.A DANGEROUS YEAR TO PLAY WITH SIN
6.A YEAR OF UNUSUALTURBULEN­ ­ ­CE TIME
7.A YEAR OF UNCOMMON LAWLESSNESS
8.A VOLATILE YEAR WITH SHORT TEMPER
9.A YEAR OF SPECIAL PRAYER
10.A YEAR WHEN THE ACCUSED WILL BE THE JUDGE
11.A YEAR OF THE RAGE OF SEAS....
12.A YEAR WHERE PRAYERS ARE NEEDED TO ARREST LOCAL,NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL WASTERS
13.A YEAR OF NATURAL DISASTERS
14.A YEAR OF DEATH FOR ARTISTE AND MUSICIANS
15.A YEAR OF SHAKING FOR NATION THAT SUPPORT GODLESSNESS
16.A YEAR OF CONFUSED REVOLUTIONIST
17.A YEAR OF HISSING AND SHAME FOR THE DEVIL
1B.A YEAR OF NEW POSITIONING
19.A YEAR OF UNBELIEVABLE AND DISLOYALTY
20.A YEAR OF REBELLION AGAINST ALL BONDAGES
21.A YEAR OF PLENTY OF INIQUITY
22.A YEAR OF BLOODY CIVIL WARS
23.A YEAR OF JUDGEMENT FOR THOSE WHO INITIATE ANTISCRIPTUAL JUDGEMENT
24.A YEAR OF CELESTIAL WARFARE
25.A YEAR OF ECONOMIC FAMININE FOR UNBELIEVERS
26.A YEAR OF UNCOMMON SHAKING IN MARKET OF THE WORLD
27.A YEAR OF BLESSINGS FOR CHILDREN OF GOD
28.A YEAR OF RAW POWER OF GOD TO DESRTOYLONG STANDING YOKE
29.A YEAR OF UNCOMMON DISASTER 4 D SEXUALLY LOSE
30.A CRUCIAL YEAR OF GOD'S CALLING,TRAININ­ ­­G AND CHOOSING
31.A YEAR WHEN THE POWERLESS SHALL PUT THE POWERFUL TO SHAME
32.A YEAR OF RESULGENCE OF CULTISM
33.A YEAR OF BROADCASTING MALPRATICES
34.A YEAR WHERE DESTINY WILL MOVE OUT OF BONDAGE
35.A YEAR OF DELIVERANCE AND JUSTICE
36.A YEAR OF WHEN DESTROYERS SHALL SPLIT
37.A YEAR WHEN SATANIC ACQUIRED WEALTH SHALL BACKFIRE
38.A YEAR OF RAGE OF CONFUSION
39.A YEAR WHERE MANY SORROWS WILL TURN TO JOY
40.A YEAR OF HARVEST OF BREAKTHROUGH

KEYS TO SURVIVE
1.GO AND MEMORIZE PROV 21:30
2.MAKE IT A REGULARLY HABIT TO CONFESS PSALM 27&PSALM 91
3.LIVE A CLEAN HOLY LIFE
4.BE A GOOD STEWARD OF EVERYTHING GOD HAS GIVEN TO YOU
5.ALWAYS KEEP YOUR WORD THEREBY MAINTAIN YOUR INTEGRITY
6.FOCUS ON GIVING RATHER THAN GETTING
7.GET RID OF ANYTHING LESS THAN EXCELLENCE
8.DONT TELL LIES AGAIN
9.LISTENING 85% AND SPEAK 15%
10.KEEP YOUR BODY UNDER(I.E KILL YOUR FLESH)

7 THINGS TO AVOID AND 7 PRAYERS TO PRAY (FOR ALL MEN)
TO AVOID:
1. AVOID ANGER
2. AVOID EXTRA-MARITAL RELATIONSHIPS
3. AVOID CARELESS EATING
4. AVOID GODLESS FRIENDS
5. AVOID USELESS JOURNEYS
6. AVOID ALCOHOL AND HARD DRUGS
7. AVOID STEALING FROM GOD

7 PRAYERS:
1. EVERY COVEN MANIPULATION, SCATTER, IN THE NAME OF JESUS.
2. IN THE PRESENCE OF MY ENEMIES, OH LORD, CATAPULT ME TO MEGA SUCCESS.
3. O HEAVENS ARISE, KILL THE ENEMIES OF MY LIFTING.
4. ANOINTING OF FULL RESTORATION, FALL UPON ME, IN JESUS' NAME.
5. EVERY TRAP SET AGAINST MY FEET, CATCH YOUR OWNER, IN JESUS' NAME.
6. LIKE JACOB, SHOW ME THE LADDER OF MY BREAKTHROUGH.
7. EVERY POWER REPORTING MY PROGRESS TO DARKNESS, FALL DOWN AND DIE, IN JESUS' NAME

RETWEETED for its nonsensical value.
Religion / Re: 2013 Prophecies By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by floriana(m): 3:15pm On Jan 01, 2013
This is the year of A New Thing
Prophecies for 2012
by Pastor E. A. Adeboye
For Individuals:
1. He said many considered to be absolutely barren
will be fruitful.
2. He said family histories will be rewritten,
including an end to premature death.
3. He said desperate prayers will get quick reply this
year.
4. He said some will experience massive transfer of
wealth from the wicked to the just.
For Nigeria:
1. God says He has surprises both for His own and
for the enemies of the church.
2. He said before this year ends, it will be said of
Nigeria; all is well that ends well.
3, He said we are to pray more for prominent
Nigerians, so that those who see this year may see
the next.
International:
1. Daddy says there will be a lot of power transfer.
2. He said new phenomenon will startle scientists.
3. He said we are to pray against earth quakes of
record magnitude, tsunamis of record proportion
and massive hurricanes. if we pray they will be
subdued.
4. The civil unrest that started last year, will begin
to end this year.


The above is what the motor park daddy said last year. A close comparison with 2013 'prophecies' shows striking similarity. I refused to be punked by a scammer.

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Religion / Re: 2013 Prophecies By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by floriana(m): 3:02pm On Jan 01, 2013
abasifo: 2013 Prophecies by Pastor E.A. Adeboye



A) General

This year shall be better than last year

B) Individuals

No matter the darkness around you, your star will shine brighter
God will speak peace to your storm
The reasons for stagnation will become known, addressed and eliminated. Therefore progress will follow.
In many senses of the word, this year shall be a year of completeness.

C) Nigeria

The prayers for some of you minimized the deaths of prominent Nigerians in the last year. Don’t stop praying.
Before the middle of the year, many will say hope rising.
Learn from the disasters of 2012 and take precautions soonest to advert bigger ones.

D) International

Prominent world leaders need lots of prayers as not to die in office
Prominent church leaders need prayers against planned scandals.
Weather conditions may get worse, much worse, unless prayers intensify.
Expect a major breakthrough in medicine
Nations who pass unholy laws, will have a taste of divine fury.

https://www.facebook.com/notes/pastor-e-a-adeboye/2013-prophecies-by-pastor-ea-adeboye/10151302988954172
RETWEETED for its nuisance value.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Catalonia Friendly (1 - 1 ) On Wednesday January-2-2013 by floriana(m): 2:19pm On Jan 01, 2013
This isn't looking good. Playing a friendly match that will result in heavy loss and dent confidence of the players days before commencement of the tournament is not my idea of how to prepare.

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Politics / Re: Your Advice For President Jonathan In 2013. by floriana(m): 4:26pm On Dec 31, 2012
Glow with pride and rule your world everywhere you go in the new year.
Sports / Re: Osaze Apology: Why I Blasted Keshi, Nff, Osaze Reveals; Apologises For Outburst by floriana(m): 10:06pm On Dec 30, 2012
But why? See what A.Y the comedian has done. He started this apology foundation. Now everybody is apologising. The rule: do evil, the apologise.

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Religion / Re: Why Do Women Dress Indecently To Church Nowadays by floriana(m): 5:56pm On Dec 30, 2012
drmary: I was so disgusted in church today, when I saw how ladies, both married and single wore micro mini gowns and bossom revealing tops to d house of God without any fear.I kept asking myself why ? Pls reasonable contribution
Who told you modern day church building is the house of God. If you let devil catch you for dashing out his property!
Politics / Re: Gov. Aliyu Puts-up Billboards For His Daughter's Wedding by floriana(m): 6:07am On Dec 30, 2012
Reptyle: Not holding brief for the governor, but I suspect this billboard may have been put up by a relative or a friend of the governor. It may even have been put up by someone or a group of people seeking to curry favour from the governor. It is nothing new and is a reflection of the sad state of our country. Just saying...

In which case they must have conclusively identified the governor as a complete idieot who dispenses favour based on how conspicuous your billboard is. So even if you were holding brief for the governor, you have only succeeded in telling us the reason why he is a mouron.
Politics / Re: Gov. Wada Of Kogi State Had An Accident, ADC Dead? by floriana(m): 3:48pm On Dec 28, 2012
2012, the year of the governors. The deputy
governor would have wished for a different outcome
than just ordinary injury.
Politics / Re: Kogi State Governor Injured In Autocrash by floriana(m): 3:43pm On Dec 28, 2012
2012, the year of the governors. The deputy governor would have wished for a different outcome than just ordinary injury.
Politics / Re: Fire In My Home A ‘Minor’ Incident, Obasanjo Says by floriana(m): 9:27am On Dec 28, 2012
Obasanjo's house has always been on fire since he slept with his son's wife. Yesterday's fire is a small one compared to the fire ignited by obj with his resilient yoghurt gun.
Politics / Re: Shettima Weeps During Budget Presentation by floriana(m): 9:22am On Dec 28, 2012
These Boko boys are really robbing Borno of quality service and leadership this man called Shettima would have given his people.

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Politics / Re: Senator Pays N2.5M Cancer Patients' Bill by floriana(m): 9:19am On Dec 28, 2012
This is abundant proof that there is no human created by God that is absolutely useless. Like the saying goes, an evil child has his day of usefulness. Kudos Omisore for finally saving a life after taking many.

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