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This is the most sober thread I have read on NL where everybody feels concerned about the plight of others and not a single commenter asking how the issue affects the price of G**ri. Kudos to all!

Seun,

I have a suggestion for you:

1 Make Islam section a 'No post zone'
2 Deactivate the post button there
3 Get MacLatunji to recruit fresh set of boko boys who are then granted special posting rights that will only glorify the evil religion
4. I heard you are planning to get married soon. Take Imam Abubakar Shekau's daughter as a wife and be forever guaranteed full boko protection

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Baga city

God prepared men-o-pause for men. Women stole it and began using it even without changing the name to women-o-pause. Now menopause has become a big problem among women. That is why you have these two Yeye women who have hit menopause fighting publicly over stolen property.

Dfrenzy: In other news, these boys are even under 16.

MIR LIED!

If I have the opportunity to sample Stella's kpomo while still married to Doris, I will probably divorce Doris and marry Stella if her kpomo is sweeter. Otherwise, I will keep Doris.

MTN? I cannot categorically give you one full meaning now......

Both of them na weaveon na. Its like asking which is finer between Indian air and Brazilian air. All na fake hair.

smile4kenn: I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next, I would like to thank my girlfriend. She had been patience with me while I attempt to make the top comment. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day to make the top comment. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I will like to thank; Facebook, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on nairaland, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the nairalanders out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first comment is amazing, thank you everyone.

Funniest first to comment award speech ever. I wish am the one making the speech. Congratulations our illustrious son.

stan 241: its roast o bros

You must be a descendant of this charge and bail lawyer. It is 'roost' and not roast. Learn to let the sleeping dog lie.

If I will protest, I won't hire a charge and bail lawyer. Now the Lawyer's bad grammar has messed up this case

April fool

The girl no even fine self. Upon all the money. Mtcheeeewwwww!

















abeg na play a dey play ooooooo

Lucky Dube tunes never fail to make me feel nostalgic. Cursed are those idiots who pulled the plug on his career.

Wow. The only valid response will be for Abati to call FFK a cunt. But he is the SSA media. He can't utter the word. So Abati has lost.

I hope madam obtained police permit before staging that protest o

This joke is a national treasure. I prefer to have the National theatre building demolished than to stop this joke.

Thunder fire any attempt to stop this joke. This is the only thing that has kept me laughing in the last fews days and you want to pull the plug? The price of stopping this joke is too high. Anybody who wants to stop it must be ready to bring the original comedian of the federal republic Patience Jonathan out of retirement.

Middle finger to all ogas at the top who withhold the dot com right in the organisation's website

Has Iyanya seen Tiwa's waist? He will want it!

Thank God this woman ran away from home to marry from far away places. Otherwise maybe na 419 she for dey do by now! Lesson for others.

My own major concern is that the NFF should subject this list to Federal character analysis. All tribes must be fully represented or Keshi risks jail term.

The only yoruba actress with clean pants!

This guy should be referred to as EXPO instead of pope emeritus .

After playing for FulHAM and WestHAM, it is natural that he will cause bodily harm.

honeric01: , since you have been using federal character, how many nations cup did you win with such "arrangement"?

The answer is NONE. But which is better: winning silverwares or respecting our constitution?

slex: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz aluko should not be considered at all.

Aluko is currently the best yoruba player. He should be in the team so as not to violate the federal character provision of our constitution. Keshi could end up in jail for breach of the constitution.

ohisola: Make Banky leave dat gist jaree, na 2day? Skales no dey him label? Y d guy neva blow, y evry tom, dick n harry no kn am. My dear na oil, and wizkid has got d anointing. Just pray its stil fresh on him as e goes on his own. Wish him luck sha.

Nairaland has changed something to JOYSTICK again ooo. Hahahahahah. These mods no go kill person o

And to think that this man ever made an attempt no matter how feeble to govern the state of Osun!

romanlaw: If she didn't give her life to Christ then all her life on earth was just a waste cos Hell fire awaits her But if yes then she'll enjoy the eternal life. Think about your own soul, it may be you tomorrow. Heaven and Hell is real. Repent and be born again.

I just confirmed: you sir, are an ideot!