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WoundedLamb:
If he really needs to go to the isolation centres, then he needs to inform the government for due authorization

SmartProf:
Frozen at what temperature?

AllTheWayUp:
This is the cabal moving against Hope Uzodimma who seems to be pro Tinubu n Pro Oshiomole

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Danielhouston:
Then there are the Edo girls from Nigeria. These ones just arrived from Italy and don’t know where they’re going. They are always lost, looking for direction. You will see them at the bus station or train station, asking for directions.

When you see that Edo girl that stops you on the road like, “hello brother, pls how can I go to this place?”, you already know what she came for. In most cases, they’ll tell you their life story. “Somebody put me in the bus and say I should go here, but I don’t know when am I”.
That “somebody” is usually a man and they’ll even call the man so you can talk to him. He bought their ticket and they probably work for him.

The last one I met was in January. She was supposed to go to Hamburg and she got off in Berlin. She didn’t know where to go. I told her she needed another bus to Hamburg and she was in the wrong city. But then, she’d have to buy a ticket. Her “brother” bought the ticket and sent to her. She stressed me out that day.

She eventually asked me if she could follow me home. I replied her in my Chinese accent “no no no no, me no want, me no want”.

Danielhouston:
You will see them introducing themselves on Sunday: “Praise the Lord, my name is Tunde, I’m from Nigeria, I study in Göttingen and am here to student”.

They have not even dropped their bags, they already have a kitchen job to wash plates. They look for job before they attend their first lecture. They are not interested in making white friends and they don’t care about parties or clubs. They only want to work and save money.

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Danielhouston:
Types of Black people in Germany

1. The “Johnny just come”. These ones just landed in Germany for the first time. In most cases, their first time ever traveling abroad. You will know them by the way they dress and how they take pictures every minute.
The ones from Nigeria, Congo, Ivory Coast, those ones can dress up for Jesus. The Ghanaians usually dress like they just jumped out of 1975 and nobody warned them. But I’ll focus on Nigerian students.

These ones think they’re Wizkid. They wear different shoes every day and their wrist watch must stick out. They must make sure there’s a white person in the background of all their pictures. They don’t want to hang with other Nigerians or be around other Black people.
They only want to make white friends and they can’t wait to get a white girlfriend. Some of them have only one black friend who takes them pictures.

They also speak with fake accent and they’re too ashamed to say they’re from Nigeria. You will see them in every University party and Campus photo, and they’re usually the only Black person in the group photo. They like to dance and show off for their white friends. They see other Nigerians as local people with low IQ, and they’ll almost never go to an African shop to buy anything.

They want to do things their white friends do. Like, go bike riding, travel at the weekend, play ping-pong, pizza night, etc. You know Germans think every black person who dresses well and speaks good English, is from America. These type of Black people always get excited when people mistake them to be Americans.

One day I met a Nigerian guy who had British accent. He almost fooled me. I didn’t even know he was Nigerian until his friends introduced us. Even the way he pronounced his name “Emeka”, with a foreign accent, it sounded so cute.

I thought he was born the UK, but this guy had never been to the UK. He just arrived from Nigeria with a British accent. He told his friends that Nigerians speak with British accent because we were colonized by the British. They believed him.
At that point I was ready to throw beer on his head.

Maxymilliano:
The lockdown is very easy for PTF to proposed. Anytime the country is on lockdown, members are provided free foods. vehicle movements, extra cash apart from salaries

Danielhouston:
Lol. I’m not shy and I’m not quiet. I’m just observant and I read a lot. Reading helps you write better. Honesty also make it easier to express yourself. When your stories are honest, the words come naturally. It takes more effort to tell lies than it does to tell the truth and say it as it is.

ninafran:
Hello guys,
I'm a graduate student in the U.S. I'm a Pharmacist by profession. I'm really new to this environment and I'm trying to start on the right foot. I need advice/details on how to practice as a Pharmacist in the U.S (i.e. exams I could take). I also need a job I can use to support myself. Please kindly assist me. I would really appreciate it. Thanks.

SmartProf:
Radiologists do also have good prospect in the UK, but If it's pharmacy as a discipline, Canada is a better country to consider

Tango123:
Listen to those telling u not to go to uk.

I am in UK, and i know they said the truth.

Right now, once u finish ur studies, u are shipped. They are planning to relax it, but the covid19 situation has made unemployment high here, and i dont think they will extend time for students to get a job after graduation, when their own citizenship are jobless due to coronavirus

If u must come to UK, come if u are in medicine or nursing. If not, or u are not coming to study medicine or nursing or CBT or social work, DONT COME. Wait until they relax their rules. Or go elsewhere

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Danielhouston:
Just to add: If you’re having sex here, always use protection. These people have lived in good weather all their lives, their skin is smooth and they look good. Don’t be deceived, a lot of them are living with HIV.

They’re into all kinds of unimaginable sex acts and lifestyle, that many things will shock you. Just be sure to use a condom. If you hate condoms, talk to your doctor about PrEP. PrEP is a medicine you take that prevents you from contracting HIV. It acts like a wall in your system, that even if you have unprotected sex with someone with HIV, you won’t be infected.

This drug is free in Germany, I don’t know about other countries. You’d need a doctor’s prescription to get it. It does not protect you from other kinds of STD.

I am emphasizing this because a lot of Africans don’t take their sexual health seriously and many of them are infected. If you are HIV positive, you will be properly cared for with medication to help manage it.
So before you throw your d*ck around, looking for who you’ll impregnate to get papers, know that you can catch something. Something without cure.

This message was brought to you by my flat mate who is a doctor at Charité hospital.