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Hahahaaahha..


d guy on d pix hs complete qualities d girl required.......

Na wao!

If saraki's case at cct ws nt there, all this budget problm would hv nt exist.

The power of conji.........

I no blame d old man sha, d rate at which small girls dey apply make up nowadays hs become something else.

A small girl of 5 cn explain s3x to u..
If only u hold ur self nd control ur emotions, there will be no problem.

I cnt c any bad tin on dat pix na

Op no kill pesin fr here oooo

Post the pix of ur mouth so we cn see nd offer solution.......

Who be NASS self


Bunch of hypocrites.

NASS nd Presidency who is more reliable

Dame patience kill it all .......

A man was bathing nd a mad man came, took his cloth nd ran away. D man came out naked an started chasing d mad man.......

So, apply dis story to fayose nd d presidency.

No until they ar crown champions of England.

Politically motivated abi

Mr Dele, settle ur problem with davido first.
No wonder he calls u his boy due to ur behavior.

How many jokes hv they cracked on Raymond Dokpesi


Nonsense

Unlike saraki boasting with 80 lawyers.


Whether u resign or nt, u ar a goner

Hmmm......

Na wao

How come na

Pdp were leading according to wailers

Were diz dem Niger delta militants

U guys should engage diz ediotic herdsmen

enoff is enoff

Chai ! The power of conji



what type of love is dat

brendachizzy:
I wasn't the one who was affected. cant you see it is an imported story from naij.com?

ok den

I cnt believe davido is my age mate..

I hate those who brag.

Dis op can lie ooo...

Ur problem is nt impotence.
U release after like 2minutes of making love.

You did not mention any type of drug u hv taken frm d health experts u claimed u sought their help.

Their ar many drugs that cn help in controlling premature expulsion. E.g. An analgesic: tramadol, some topical anesthetic. D list is endless.

Op, d trousers belong to the CEO of Peugeot company.

Na wao! Fr nairaland


jeez!

It is a shame on south east/south south senators to hv collude wit a criminal like saraki to remove the Lagos - calabar rail project.

I will continue lamenting about the presence of sabotours in buhari's gvt who hav no interest fr d masses bt fr their selfish nd selfcentered desires.

Jeopardizing evry effort d gvt of d day is making fr d betterment of the pple.

OCTAVO:
You portrayed yourself as a grown man, but you are acting otherwise.

nt acting otherwise dude; am a person embedded with empathy.

Einl:
No, I haven't.

hmm.... I guess u hv missed alto lessons frm diz poem. Try nd download it...

Make peace with ur enemy.

Mtcheeeew.......

Op, can diz work for shy people

Einl:
*" I didn't give up. I sought to knw d reason fr objecting my
desire to operate a legal entity with her."*

That one killed me!!

OK OP...also have a similar experience. Showed a girl a lot of love ( maybe too much love), she didn't reciprocate and I stopped calling. A month or so passed and she starts calling and even visits me at work (with a plate of rice and chicken, I am not lying!). She talking about us getting back together and I'm like we never had anything... it's when your in need you remember you had someone who cared about you.

Leave the goat my brother...but if you really like her tell her your mind. Tell her you know all her tricks and lies and if she don't want anything with you ( a relationship) let her say it upfront.
She deserves a second chance (everybody does). If she doesn't change, forget about her. Delete her number. Move on.

bro u knw wat? D last time we met till today was on 15 February 2016, d day after valentine.

I copied this poem, love lessons on a paper, gave it to her to read necessary.

Hav u heard dat poem on ur phone?? D content is mind blowing.

Malayy:
this your story dey turn my eyes

really?

The Federal Government has opened a file on all Nigerians whose names have been mentioned in the Panama Papers as operating offshore accounts in notorious tax havens.


Some of the individuals listed in the papers so far are the current Senate President, Bukola Saraki; and his predecessor, David Mark.
Others listed include Africa’s richest man, Mr. Aliko Dangote; his cousin, Saayu Dantata, and a former Minister of Defence, Lt.Gen Theophilus Danjuma (retd.)


It was learnt that the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission had been gathering reports from local and international media as well as the responses being given by those named.

It was also learnt that the EFCC would then carry out its independent investigation and involve INTERPOL if necessary.
German newspaper, Süddeutsche Zeitung, had last Sunday released the Panama Papers, the biggest leak in the history of data journalism, publishing online 11.5 million documents from Panamanian law firm Mossack Fonseca, which showed how some prominent people across the world criminally hid money using anonymous shell corporations across the world.


The Panamanian law firm, regarded as one of the world’s most secretive companies, according to the documents, has helped clients launder money, dodge sanctions and evade tax.
Already, the Nigerians involved have all denied complicity.

In an exclusive report by online medium, Premium Times, it was alleged that about four assets belonging to the Saraki family, which included Girol Properties Ltd., Sandon Development Limited, and Landfield International Developments Ltd., were tucked away in secret offshore territories.
For instance, the report stated that Girol Properties was registered on behalf of Toyin by Fonsecca on August 25, 2004, in the British Virgin Island, a year after her husband became the Governor of Kwara State. But the assets were allegedly not part of the ones declared by the Senate President or Toyin when Saraki became governor and after he was sworn in as the nation’s number three citizen.


Similarly, at least eight offshore companies in the British Virgin Island have been linked to Senator Mark which he allegedly operated while holding public office, a criminal offence according to Nigerian laws.

An impeccable source told our correspondent that the Federal Government was studying the body language of the international community and looking at how other countries were handling investigations.
The source, who pleaded anonymity because of the sensitivity of the matter, said, “We are studying the matter closely. In fact, we have opened a file and all reports are being gathered.


“We want all the names to be released first before launching full investigations. The issue is a tricky one. After preliminary investigations, we will seek advice from the Office of the Attorney General because investigations of such nature will need foreign collaboration.”



http://www.punchng.com/panamapapers- efcc-interpol-to-go-after-saraki-mark-others/

By Soni Daniel

PresidentMuhammadu Buhari appears set to return the 2016 Budget to the National Assembly to rework because what the lawmakers sent to him on Thursday for assent, according to Presidency sources, fell below his expectations.


By implication, Buhari will not sign the Appropriation Bill into law, as earlier planned, before jetting out of the country this weekend to China for economic and business deals for Nigeria.

The sources confirmed to Sunday Vanguardthat the President felt disappointed that provisions for major national projects and programmes that could turn around the economy were either outrightly removed or funds for them ridiculously slashed by the lawmakers.

It will be recalled that, in a bid to urgently assent to the bill, which was transmitted to him on Thursday, the Presidency had convened an emergency Federal Executive Council (FEC) meeting on Friday where the document was distributed to Ministers to review as it affected their respective ministries, departments and agencies.


At the review meeting presided over by Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, who is the Head of the Economic Team, it was discovered that many strategic projects were either removed or provisions made for them significantly slashed to the point that made a mockery of the projects.

FILE: Chief of Staff to President Buhari Abba Kyari receives budget from Senior Special Assistant to President on National Assembly matters Senator Eta Enang and Hon. Kawu Ismaila in Statehouse on 7th April 2016
Among the key projects removed from the budget by the lawmakers are the all-important Calabar-Lagos coastal rail line for which Buhari had made a provision of N60 billion in the 2016 estimates.

Incidentally, the railway project is one of the key issues taking Buhari to China.

While that was removed, the lawmakers left the Kano/Lagos railway project untouched but also went ahead to reduce the amount set aside for the completion of the Idu/Kaduna railway project, which has reached an advanced stage of completion, by N8.7 billion.


A top government official, who was privy to the fiscal document, summed the discoveries in the budget that shocked Buhari this way: “At the meeting, it was noticed that some very key aspects of the budget, which have to do with government’s core infrastructural focus, were removed. One of the projects is the subject of the President’s trip to China – the Lagos/ Calabar coastal railway project – for which a counterpart funding of N60bn was provided, but which was completely removed by the National Assembly.


“The executive is working on two major rail arteries, among other rail projects, to service the northern and eastern parts of the country – the Lagos/Kano line and the Calabar/Lagos line. While the Lagos-Kano provision was left untouched, the Calabar/ Lagos line was removed. The projects are to be funded jointly by governments of China and Nigeria. It is one of the main reasons for the President’s scheduled trip to China.


“Also, the amount proposed for the completion of the Idu/Kaduna rail project which has reached an advanced stage, was reduced by N8.7bn, a development which will make it difficult for the project to be completed”.

The source added that another fundamental area noticed in the document was the completion of on-going road projects.
It was learnt that while the executive had provided for the completion of all major road projects across the country, the National Assembly reduced the amounts provided and instead included new roads which studies have not even been conducted.
The source lamented: “The amounts provided by the National Assembly for the projects can neither complete the on-going road projects nor the new ones proposed. At the end of the year, no progress would have been made”.


According to the source, a top Presidency official, allocations for the purchase of essential drugs for major health campaigns like polio and AIDS for which the store is fast depleting, were removed and the amounts allocated to provision of ambulance, which the health ministry did not ask for.

“It was also observed that certain provisions made in the areas of agriculture and water resources to further the Federal Government’s diversification project were either removed or reduced while the funds were moved to provisions of rural health facilities and boreholes, for which provisions have been made elsewhere,” the official said.


“The President is desirous of signing the Bill into law so that implementation of the provisions could begin in earnest for the benefit of the people. That is why the moment he received the document on Thursday, a meeting was convened for Friday to immediately start work on it”, the source concluded.




http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/missing-projects-buhari-return-2016-budget-nass/