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Ishilove:
"To be loved to madness- such was my great desire..."

Eustacia Vye in 'The Return of the Native' by Thomas Hardy

Such a wholesome desire.

ednut1:
on the average 😅

Oh well, just maybe. Everybody eye don shine.

Ishilove:
It is dripping

Likeeee!!! I was blushing on the girl's behalf.

ednut1:
NYSC relationships are mostly sex and vibes. Women need/want to marry immediately after service while a man still needs 5-10 years to hammer

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Ednut, it's not all women that want to marry immediately after NYSÇ. Certainly not in these trying times.

Ishilove:
This here narration is done by a man deeply in love. It is ringing in every sentence.

You sef feel am abi.

Awwwww. This is so cute.


God when oh? Am I a spoon?

Nazgul:
See who's talking... Chelsea would be relegated this season. Mark my words.

Make I nor deck you oh.

kkins25:
what product... i want to become a vampire abeg? i currently use Only moisturizer(i was forced to due to chronic dermatitis) , but ordering retinol, cleanser, vitamin serum, and maybe sunscreen soon..,let me kukuma complete it.

I won't mind an all in one, because it's too much wahala.

She used Vsp botanics brand and bought the whole set.

Which one is maybe sunscreen? Abeg sunscreen is very important.

Get the SIMPLE cleanser, toner and face cream.
Any serum is fine.
Moisturizer is important too.
Then Sunscreen.

Nazgul:
No team finishes the season without loosing any match.

Even mancity as invincible as they were last season, we defeated them.

So calm down, cos we're winning the league this season. 😏

Yen yen yen.

Nazgul:
You quoted me because you've equalised abi?

And you ManUtd guys lost.

Them paint Red Devils to white. 🤣🤣🤣

A disgrace to modern football.

I chop life today.

Johnn44:
My lecturer himself that year ate our textbook money. He made his textbook compulsory inorder to write his tests or sit for his exam ----Over 5 departments. When we went for lst test, he used list of people who bought his textbook to do roll call.
If u like wrirte the test. If u no buy , ur score na automatic zero.

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Before 2nd test of semester and Exam, over 90% students 200l paid him 800naira for his textbook. He claimed he was out of limited copies and needed to print new ones . Na so full semester, we no see textbook. And he didnt return our money. He ate everybody's N800 naira.

We reported him to Dean for discipline. He was only warned. Very ruthless lecturer like that.

By the time l graduated and went for NYSC , heard his cup finally full and state university sacked him abruptly. He was heavily indicted in embezzled corruption case with post utme exam & laid off .

I'm glad karma caught up with him finally.

Some lecturers really nor get sense. They always feel like deputy Jesus.

In my Faculty, if you want to buy textbook, go to the bookshop or meet the lecturer yourself. The lecturer doesn't sell handouts too. You simply go to the photocopy shop and pay.

What I did as a rep back then was to collect the handout from the lecturer, give to the photocopy shop folks to make bulk prints and then return lecturer copy back to him/her.

I nor get power for rubbish!

Fuckingmallam45:
That's the work of general class rep, he is acting on the authority of the lecturer. I'm very usual that it was the lecturer that instructed him to collect the money on his behalf.

Ehen. That explains it then.

Students still pay money to their course reps for textbooks? What happened to bookshop or paying directly to the lecturer?

In my time, I didn't allow anybody to give me money to buy textbook. You know the way to Lecturer's office abeg.

Persephone1:
Eye drop indeed

🤣🤣🤣

fyzaila:
Not overrated when its done legitimately with the right person, person derserving, under the right ceiling.

Òmgggg!!!! Ceiling!!!!!!!!!! This brings back memories of "Americanah" by Chimamanda Adichie.

Persephone1:
Lol these people think it's easy to be a woman

They know nothing.

See that one was saying he thought eye cream is something they apply in the eye like eye drop.

I scrimmmed!

Persephone1:
Lol not a lightening cream but yes it keeps wrinkles away, gives glow and keep your skin muscles up.

Lowest eye cream I've seen is 16k, specifically for eyes only.

There's day cream, night cream, face oil, face gel , exfoliating face scrub, cleanser, mask, etc all for face alone.
Then you add the body cream, body scrub,body oil. Add all these together if you won't have to spend close to a 100k .

Note: I give this price base on the product i know well and some of which I use. There are more expensive products out there.

Preach Sis.