₦airaland Forum

Blessedarethepe:
You will be a good educator on sex.
Can you take me on a short course about satisfying a lady?

Give me 500k for the short course. It's an introductory course with 10 modules.

Nazgul:
Yes o, he has to avoid women if he wants to effectively manage that money. Women would only make his life more miserable.


I analyze things based on the available resources on ground and provide a possible solution. (At least that's what data analysts do)

Lol. One Reason with me babe fit double him 5k to 10k.

If he decides that something must kill a man and follow woman, that's really on him.

Well done oh, Sapa manager.

Babtunz:
None committed. In fact, I'm taking notes of your wisdom.

Stop etttt.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Babtunz:
I thought your job is to advise and represent clients on legal matters. When did you start a venture in sexology?

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Na why I nor like to dey talk too much be this oh.


Can I know my offence?🥲

doggedfighter:
So you couldn't include konji budget in this your calculations ?


We are here. Let's see how it goes !

Don't mind him oh. He suppose budget at least 1k for condom.

Persephone1:


No be set up oooo, wait till i tell you to submit 20 minutes visual presentation nah .

You are very correct Sis! Little wonder they complain that their women hoard sex from them. If she enjoys it at least 90% will she hoard? That's why they have plenty side chicks and debit alert. Mumu people

Perse please!!! 😭😭🤣🤣

Women enjoy sex when their partner is keen on exploring their bodies. Heck, most men just want to pound abi dig, as if they're digging well. They don't even care if their wives are pleased. And that's why many women haven't experienced orgasm in their lives. Many won't even experience till they die.

Some of them can't even press boobs well. I see some of them squeeze pure water sachet, I imagine them squeezing their partner's boobs like that too and I cringe. That thing can be painful when not handled well.

I don't even blame women that hoard sex oh. If na me, I go begin press phone.

And yes, you're right. If they channel the money spent in chasing side chicks to investing in their wives and pleasuring her, there will be more happy homes.

But they don't understand this logic. The case of a fool and his money are soon parted.

doggedfighter:
You feel the pain wella
Until you come draw diagram join 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣
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I need sexual advice too

You know a picture is worth a thousand words. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nazgul:
Eat at cheap roadside vendors. Those ones don't sell by plate, they sell by spoon. So you can buy yam N200, Beans N100. Avoid buying any kind or form of meat. At night you can buy elewa and bread. Maybe elewa N200 bread N200. That's N700 for the day. 700 multiplied by 7 days would give you 4,900 for the week. The additional N100 would be for pure water.

For this to work, you must avoid women. They would only scatter your slim budget and leave you on a compulsory fasting.

Lmao which one be avoid women again? If him like, make him dash woman the 5k and starve.

But how did you analyze this budget, Naz. 😭😭😭

doggedfighter:
Folake4u, are you sure law is your calling ?

Omg ! Omg !!

Behold our sex therapist and counsellor !👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋

DG, wetin be this? 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

Nor be only sex therapist. This is just basic knowledge nau. I feel his wife's pain. 🥲

Persephone1:
In no less than 500 words kindly explain the picture uploaded in simple and concise grammar.

Your time start now

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See set up oh.

But on a more serious note, many men don't understand the romance assignment.

Ayodeoba:
Hello Nairaland, pls I seek for your opinions about this isssue affecting our marriage life.
We re young couple, we just got married.
My wife had always been shouting of pain whenever we re having sex, I believe sex is meant to be enjoyed btw two party.
Any one with remedies or medication to use. Kindly help

Firstly, Congratulations on your marriage.

My humble opinion:

Maybe you should communicate with her on what she likes, and what turns her on (feet, neck, hand, boobs etc).

Focus more on romance, dry humping or whatever than the actual act itself. Make sure she's lubricated too. You can spice the sexual act itself by playing sensual songs that can get into her feelings too.

Instead of going straight to penetration.

Massive victory for Nigeria.

One interesting thing about the P&ID judgment is that it was delivered via email.
Simply amazing!

Meanwhile in Nigeria, judgment MUST be delivered in an open court.

Maybe it's time to reconsider our stance on judgment delivery.

My God!

airprince:
Hello pls urgently I’ll like to know if the Agbor train station is current functioning I’d love to get to Itakpe

Hello. Good morning.

Yes, it is functioning. Everyday, public holiday inclusive.

LivingSage:
Are you sure it's normal for someone of her age

It's a crime to look good even in old age?

Magnoliaa:
No, really naw. Ti o ba n se pe he's an attention-seeker or an outrightly slow-thinking person, I am sure he keeps up with her enough to see her comments on issues, but it's an animation's name she cannot spell.

His logic doesn't even make a damn sense.



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Nor be lie sha. He isn't that bright. 😂😂

Grandma looks really good and aging well.

Magnoliaa:
You read her comments here everyday, but you think she's not intelligent enough to spell the name rightly?

Chim.

You're rude oh.

pocohantas:
Send me 6k inside once you win.
I believe you. Not the other 1 + 2 poster.

No yawa na. I fit double am sef.

SIMPonPatrol:
I want someone to get me a pic of the lady with the moniker Pocohantas.

The first person to post her confirmed pic here will get a reward of N6,000

Give me N10m make I use am rinse mouth, I go send her baby pic to adulthood.

Chelsea, I'm on my knees.

Congratulations Madam maureensylvia. More feather to your many hats.

I am not the Blide. I am the Blide's friend.

Happy Birthday super girl.