₦airaland Forum

joseph1832:
There is nothing I love more than a naked woman in the bathtub. Sends very sweet ideas into my head. Ya!

Sorry about your laptop though, hope you didn't have a sleepless night when you mistaken drowned your laptop?

You're so spoilt, Joe.

I rolled my eyes and laughed at the post.

Virgo01:
Hi Folake, there was bigger news o. Maybe I'd let you know when I email you. But a friend wants law school posting, you still offer the service?

Ah ah oshey baddest. I'd be expecting your mail then.

I'm not the one doing the posting but he still does that. Is Law School admitting students currently?

dominique:
Eku enjoyment, remain my own o

Come carry am.

34.

Mynd44:
I don't understand something.

A guy gave you an engagement ring signifying an intention to marry you, that arrangement breaks down and now you are planning to "sell the ring or give it out". What happened to returning the ring to the person who gave it to you?

It's called peak fooling.

dominique:
Steve Jobs ate only fruits and died of pancreatic cancer. These people putting themselves on fruits only diets are slowly killing themselves. Fruits are good but too much of it is not good. Your body needs a balance of carbs, proteins and oils.

Reading this while munching bread and akara.

Boiled eggs anytime, any day.

Fried eggs wear me out. I only eat it when I'm having a craving.

Real fans of Tiwa Savage knows she doesn't like "Dorobucci" and "Eminado".

Libra baby.

Na from clap, dance dey start.

We4all:
The shop you bought it from probably bought it from a major distributor and should not be blamed for it. Recently, I bought a fake olive oil from a shop. I was shocked to see that the oil contained 95% of water. We are doomed in this country!

This is quite sad.

Proserpina:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa

You are a bad child

Today is his birthday you know? I couldn't even tag him

Lol, bad child? You mean very direct and straight to the point? Yelz.

Wahala everywhere. You nor go like attend some of his events? From there, you'd do meet and greet, no?

Proserpina:
If it's not that I'm shy, what's small toasting I can not do?

Abi I should enter his inbox too?

Yes, enter his inbox.

Opening lines you can use:

1. Can I put my eggs in your basket?
2. I'd like you to put your pen in my office.

Tested and trusted.