₦airaland Forum

ifegen:
Good afternoon dear,

Please can I ask for your pro bono assistance? 😁😁

Good afternoon ifegen.

I'm sorry. I don't offer pro bono currently. Maybe in the nearest future.

Magnoliaa:
We thank God for this one. Egusi soup is bae with anything.



Thank you!

I'll be expecting your response 🤗.

Hi Mango.

Sent a response now. My apologies it took a while.

Magnoliaa:
Abi ooo.

See that national cake? It must reach all of us. 😂

Amin oh.

Magnoliaa:
Same Kenneth... hmmm. If I speak.


Anyway, who's ready to donate to my political campaign/career?

I've been practicing my oratory skills in private and I'm ready to unleash intellectual anarchy in the Nigerian socio-political space.

I have nothing else to offer because it's looking like big big grammar and carriage are the only things necessary to go into politics in this part of this world.


Please see my future PA and strategic adviser on Wickedness Affairs, folake4u, to show your interest and donate towards my party- Cunny Men and Women for the Destruction of Nigeria International Party (CMWDNIP). Our slogan is Committed Crooks! If this sounds like you, please come on board.

T for Teinks.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You're back like you never left!!!

Magnoliaa:
Ehennnn. 😂

You?

I'm surprised you like this combo o.

Seeing as you're a 'peculiar' eater.

Hello Mango!! Happy New Year to you darling. 😊💜

Lmao really? White rice and egusi soup is considered normal in my side oh.

That's true sha. I do have a peculiar taste bud but this one? Mo like gan.

PS: I saw your mail. Will give a befitting feedback by tomorrow please.

Egusi soup and white rice?? BRINGGGGGGG!!!

Especially if there's plenty fish, meat, pumpkin and scent leaf in the soup.

This is embarrassing.

God bless him for his ingenuity to mankind.

Rest in Power, James.

Mindlog:
When both know that none has the monopoly of abandoning the children they birthed, the conversations will be different.

Certainly!! One gender doesn't have the monopoly of madness.

dominique:
Men have been winning for decades, it's about time, it's about time women start winning like that too

Yeah I know right. I love the new generation of women, no time to check time.

Mindlog:
When the children grow up, they would look for their mother just they as they look for fathers who had earlier abandoned them and moved on with his life......😂😂😂😂

A win win for the mother. 😂😂😂

Lol Ireti go and sleep abeg with all these unnecessary shalaye.

Yen yen yen "Your seat has been moved 4 times" and you kept quiet. Lol. Indirectly, you're faulting Natasha for her clash with randy Akpabio.

All these older generation women that like their daughters to endure rubbish because they endured nonsense too.

Off the road please!

No wonder Wīke doesn't consider you a Senator. I'm just irritated this trashy talk of yours, Ireti.

The reason why you hear that the three (remaining) women in the Senate are being silent. yes, because silence is golden, especially when one of us is not following the rules. And as women, we did not want to come out publicly to say anything negative about her, and we were hoping all of this would blow over, as a lot of things do.”

AndroBlaze:
This is a very bad hatchet job, got tired of reading it after 45 seconds

I'm telling you. A badly written script.

1Sharon:
Yes o. They rush them for nefarious reasons, use her visa and she becomes the meal ticket for the family abroad.

Crazy times. But Nairaland men will act blind to this now. Lol.

Trophy wife nor be anybody mate.

Interesting piece.

Naptu2 is this story verifiable?

1Sharon:
A man can very much take his wife abroad for selfish reasons. Don't be disingenuous. It happens.

It starts from Nigeria. Alot of igbo men want to marry nurses because they know it's easy for her to get a visa he can jump on.

They come abroad and the wife becomes the cash cow of the family. She gets frustrated and because she can afford to, she leaves the marriage

Later the idiot will start crying that brought his wife abroad and she left him. His ego won't allow him to say he used her visa.

Yes, as much as you all don't want to admit it, men use women for their resources too.

No lies told.

I had always wondered why majority of female doctors/nurses are always in serious relationship or engaged while in school. Them dey rush them truly. Lol.

Of course, another Nigerian women bashing thread. You're a man but monicker is Maria.

Carry on.

AbuTwins:


Jose is Mr. Africana!

From Drogba, Essien, Mikel, Eto'o, Mc Carthy, Solomon Kalou, Geremi Njitap, Yaya Toure, Victor Moses, Sadio Mane, Khalid Al-Muwallad and Nicolas Nkoulou!

Mourinho is a goated African Talent hunter!

Thank you!!!!

They can never make me hate him.

This agenda against Jose Mourinho is dead on arrival. I have watched his career history from the days of Chelsea and he has no record of being a racist.

Yes, he said the players on Galatasaray's bench were jumping like monkeys, that was a mere analogy given that there was only one black player on the Galatasaray's bench at the time and the others were white.

Abeg which animal in the world jumps more than monkeys?

It had nothing to do with racial colour; his words were merely taken out of context.

We all know he has a sharp mouth and strong personality (which I love about him) but Racist? I don't think so.

His nails are so pretty.

Who dey advice Victor abeg? Does he have a praying Mum or what?

Nazgul:
Don't worry I'll quote you when the season ends.

Till then.

Nazgul:
We're better than your Chelsea who lost.

That's because ManUtd is a fraud team.

At least we're 7th in the league, you're 15th position.

descarado:
If you can remember that thread assuming you were part of nairaland then.
We took them to the cleaners.
It was pages and pages of arguments.
Very fun.
I miss those days.

It's not been long I deleted the wedding limo entrance and wedding gown.
He was suspended, later called back

My very close friend then is a member so I use that wedding picture to taunt her.
I am worldly but she and her husband love me so much. They never preached to me once and her husband is a pastor. I miss them. They moved to ogun state and I left lagos.
I stayed over at their place one night when I was having pregnancy wahala and oga travelled out.
Her nightgown were so sexy. At home, uou will never recognise her. She wears bum shorts.
Will visit her when next I travel.

Owwww. I'm not sure I remember seeing a thread like that or wasn't on NL then.

Oh wow. So they suspended him? Interesting.
I was thinking they'd even ex-communicate him like their radical branches will do in Nigeria.

That's nice. I like the fact that your friend can balance religion and sexiness in her home.

descarado:
I was too.
My uncle is his right hand man.
Uncle wife died since. He refused to marry.
His oga wife died, oga go marry.
U see this life no balance.

As kumuyi don pack go United kingdom,
Uncle vex pack go America

Wonder how he is doing there.
And his grandkids are werey.
He said he want to come to uk. Maybe he is missing kumuyi.
Hubby said work take am outside uk
I no ready to do dry fasting abeg

This life nor balance indeed.😂😂😂

Na wa oh. I read that Christian Mirror magazine as a child courtesy of my mum. We weren't their members but my mother subscribed to the magazine. After the first wife died, my Mum stopped buying. I think she disliked this new wifey.


Sheybi one of his son's got married in an ungodly way and allowed his wife wear a wedding gown? Abi I dey mix am up with another MOG pikin?

For this life, make person follow him heart desire and block outside noise.

descarado:

Trust Nigerians.

I remember my mum being sad about the first wife's death.

descarado:
I am very serious o, babe.

That was what they said.

If we can start analysing it like they do here, seeing that she married him immediately after the wife which happens to be her friend died, she is a prime suspect to her death.
Secondary, the two were having an affair.

Omooo Des!

If you say this on Twitter, they'd come for your head oh.


"You're not supposed to speak ill of a God fearing Pastor".

doggedfighter:
Descarado finished me with her response.

I have been laughing since 😂😂

The thing too funny, no lies. I was laughing like mad.

Such an epic response.

doggedfighter:
Folake4u, they said she was an untouched 65 years old virgin .😂😂

I am trying to swallow that one , this one said she didn't live olosho life.

This is Someone that married her friend's husband shortly after her friend's death .

They should take it easy, abeg😂

E reach to ask if he was her neighbour oh.😂😂😂

doggedfighter:
How did you know she didn't live an olosho life?

Were you her neighbour ?

DG abeg!

Na you carry me come this thread. 😂