No 5- now ABONIKI. With mother ABONIKI can heal anything

My mum can beat u at any age o, she will give u nice beating like tomoro no dey. I can remember mum slapping my sis at28 when we were making plans for her intro....mumi no send o

Now that i've confirmed the guy isn't my Bf, I can jejely walk away......the rest no concern me

Why is his wife always looking unhappy? Or dey force her marry dis man ni? Always puffed up like bread wey fall inside water.....na wa o

Iyanya can so use nd dump fine girls Ehn, dat was how he dumped dat Yvonne nelson lady nd she almost died. Only God knows wat he's been doing to them to make them fall in love with him like that. Just keep on doing ur own, u go soon jam







Nd the guy is not even dat fine o, short tin like dat showing skillz

This guy is so immature, ur relationship with Toyin is personal and will. U stop lamenting for us all to hear. I'm glad she regained her senses early and dumped ur sorry ass.... please grow up and stop announcing. to the whole world on how ungrateful she is cos u screwed her so taking care of her bills as at that time isn't a big deal......






All this old people with pikin brain sef

She walked into the banking hall, her pointed shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.
The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy frantically waving at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad people, she took mine maybe because I was closest to her.
After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.
She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.
She'd written: 'tarty tausanh'!
Olodumare!!!!!!
I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand. Fine face, no brains.

.She walked into the banking hall, her pointed shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.
The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy frantically waving at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad people, she took mine maybe because I was closest to her.
After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.
She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.
She'd written: 'tarty tausanh'!
Olodumare!!!!!!
I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand. Fine face, no brains.

How does this reduce the price of fuel in my area

Check the roof well, this is usually being caused by wetness

The man can leave d wife and children where ever they want to live nd move to where his new job is. Like that he gets to pursue his dreams and also give the family a permanent abode then he comes to the family when he's free like every weekend or somefyn. He can't put his wife life on hold cos of his own ambition.

Some people are always minding other people's business......e concern anybody if they marry or not? mtshewwww

Ede times Ede, remi koni iya, segun elere boolu, odabo odabo kayode


I better move out of my father's house quick

U well?

My Ppl, pls read the write up again pls, oshiomole said during his FIRST marriage, read it well abeg nd stop saying anoda tin

Tot she said Nigeria wasn't broke before....dis woman don get 100mouths

I wish I kud join in beating d policeman sef.....dose ppl nid correct beating to bring their brain back to default setting

blakky97:

just imagine your poor understanding of the topic or questions on ground. it says " do you sometimes wish!"
instead of getting all defensive in your response and trying to portray yourself as a stone, why did you not try to make a humorous reply like many interesting girls out there did. and now you are interpreting the topic as begging men for relationship: which gives testimony to my statement that you are proud and boring. plus you live in a fantasy garden. I hope youre so beautiful. cos a combination of pride and not- too beautiful features is horrible.
I tell you girl; I cant bear the perils of typing all I have to say. but I leave you with a simple illustration;
if you found your self in a village in Russia and there was only one man there who understood english; your proud principles may not apply especially if he failed to notice you. I guess you'll make yourself available. a human is a not a spider. if ure not social because you cannot 'chase' men*(thats if you'll get my message) you may end up tieing a man down with pregnancy who is not necessarily attracted to you. its human nature. you only have choices that's why you think ya strong. if I lived around you. I will NEVER talk to you.

Who cares

codernoni:

you must be very very v ugly. ugly chicks usualy hav a lot of attitude ans are never approached!

I know u know better

blakky97:
I know ur type. very proud as a stranger and boring as an acquaintance.

If running after after a guy nd begging him to date me makes me proud and boring, i'll rather remain boring and proud

To do what Na there im office dey.....has he finished his work? the reason I didn't want him to kum bak..... the country will be on fire, the leader will be doing tourism all over the place....is dat wat we are paying him for?

petkoffDrake:



U see ur life? just to comment b4 me

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Jona should be added to Oxford dictionary to mean wastage

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Now I am confident I did well in my last interview ....if the job is what God wants for me den I'm sure I didn't fall God's hand

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Before nko, she for no work? or she no go chop again......anyway I love her energy

Picture or it neva happened

Even though I know d outburst is due to his loss, I feel he has a point. Obama shud Av waited til d election phase is over if he has any award to present.

.....we are the leaders of tomorrow but the elders no allow us lead

danio24ng:
Whenever am dull or sad, I visit Nairaland,here you see the funnest post that will make you laugh without you paying for gate fee.
Proudly a nairalander.

I swear.....there is no comedy show dat can be compared to NL show.....diff hilarious ppl. I love my nairalanders