₦airaland Forum

frankmoney:
you are busy vouching for a Nigerian politician . I pity you

What would be your reaction if you heard that buhari was joining PDP?

Fake news. With the resources at his disposal, wike will rather float another political party than join APC.

Mogajunior:
Gosh.. Wat am I turning into? Seeing Bob's picture somehow gives me erection. The guy is ridiculously beautiful.

How can a man's picture give you an erection? People dey sha aaa.

Ha ha ha.... Ladies and gentlemen this is what happens when you try to defend incompetence. You must have to surrender your common sense.

HeavenlyBang:
Lol, it's still silly af to compare that Honda to a BMW. Trust me, after 60mph, the 330i will catch up to and completely destroy the Accord.

Remember the subject is everyday driving. As in normal naija intercity driving conditions on most days. Here is a typical example.

You are in your beamer at a traffic light minding your business and one corky dude with his eod pulls over by your side, you scoff at his japanese shit box with a slight grin on your face while appreciating your piece of machinery reassuring yourself that nonsense accord is no match for your german machine, infact you decide to oppress him. Light goes green and its as if the eod dude was reading your mind, the two of you take off but to your surprise he takes the lead. you tell yourself with confidence you'll catchup and dust him and slowly you start closing in but there is a pothole ahead and the two of you slow down and then he takes off again you feel the first wave of frustration meanwhile the eod dude be feeling fly in his accord . Immediately you press down your foot harder to show that motherfucker who is boss but he pulls away for just a lil bit more extending the lead, your machine roars into 3rd gear and the gap begin closing but the eod's brake lights comes on......... damn !!! Another traffic light. You pull over by his side and the idiot actually looks you in the face this time with a smile. You bone do face like say you no see am. In your mind "walai if i no fu*ck you up this time eeh mtcheew" green again your foot is on the floor live but still the eod noses ahead and actually begins pulling away again, before you can curse, his indicator flashes he has to take the next turn but thats not your route.

Tell me who won?

Many people are dead men walking. Lets all be guided violence solves nothing.

Jesse25:
He is too old to understand modelization

Listen to your elders these kids.

An apple does not fall far from the tree. That was how his father started his journey into politics, using charity to warm his way into people's hearts before baring his fangs to show them hus true colour. Rochas has trained him well.

All the same i hope he is different from the father.

BuddhaPalm:
If not for these "racists", today, we for be illiterate palmwine-tappers – with kente pampers.

Wow !! You are so ignorantly wrong. I bet you dont know the meaning of illiteracy but you think you do. Who told you Africans couldn't read and write before the Europeans came. Whites that were so jealous of Benin and admired how it was better than their country, i don't have the energy to educate you here.
Go and read. Learn about your history. Those guys destroyed our way of life and imposed theirs on us. That is why you think illiteracy is derogatory. Walai their brainwashing no be for here i swear. And its affecting you.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
You are a real niggarrr
Na the beginning of huzzling and mid phase na im wahalar dey. Once you don master the huzzle to conquer the struggle at the beginning then your money go dey grow like grass and you fit start to dey sleep for many hours. But in the beginning nor try sleep for too long if not you go stay broke for too long
And also try not to always work hard but also huzzle smart

At this beginning ehnnn. Me nor dey sleep at all. You see the pictures below. Na my huzzling ground be that(santum)
Once i enter this my santum ( inner room in the house where you huzzle only) i nor dey sleep all night. As i dey burn the weed, I dey follow up with alcohol.

Go get a reading table before you give yourself a health condition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJaPCVsQwXc



Be patient and watch till atleast 9 mins. thats when the show really kicked off.

[quote author=ipressplay post=86003291]Who does a state comissioner take orders from?

TheSourcerer:
you're Atheist?

Who is an atheist? Well i don't belong to any religion if that's what you are asking. But i believe there is a God or Force or supreme intelligence or creator. I belong to the religion of humanity and only love will set us free.

TheSourcerer:
you've got more memes like this?

Na aaa. Actually got this here.

These are the people that imposed christianity on Africans and destroyed their culture.

Man U: 4
Burnley: 1


Quote me after the match.

Muyiwaipere:
Like e own personal daughters?

My judgement

Get a long broom
Insert it in is brokos
Then break it into pieces.... Let him go and sin no more

The heart of man is indeed wicked. Just look at what you are imagining.

That man is far better than you.

purples25:
Not all silence translates to defeat. I've stated my opinion and you have stated yours, the fact that i later kept quiet does not mean I have no more. Going on and on over a matter which cannot change by argument would be pointless.

Forcing someone that has not comitted any crime whether male or female to be with whom they dont want to be with can never be right. You are wrong on this one sweetheart.

A womans body belongs to her, she has the responsibility to take care of herself and not forcefully drag another human being into a life they dont want because of her lapses.

purples25:
This topic pain una no be small ....

Empty response. You simply cant think of any justification. You are a woman does not mean you should be supporting nonsense.

purples25:
The man that killed his wife is also in a mess for life now, so yes, he did not escape. You must enter that marriage, if you kill her, you will still be in a mess for life, just as you left that woman with a stain for life.

Same way she is suffering for life is the same way the guy must be tied down for life too. Nonsense, are you boys babies? You want to go scot free

Is it fair that the woman willingly opened her legs for the guy, enjoyed the sex and allowed her self to be pregnant and then force the guy to marry her?

In this era of "feminism" and the internet any woman that allows herself to be impregnated by a man and then turn around to force the guy into marriage is selfish and wicked.

nuelzy:
ok.. Maybe u should go back to school.. Then read my post again.. And tag me with a more meaningful response.

You see your life? You dont even know.

nuelzy:
That's why you people will never move forward...


That's Anambra state's commissioner of police.. His worth for a month can get that phone 10x with extra change to buy the Op some sense.

Leave title. What is his monthly take home pay? Please keep in mind that phone is worth about a quarter of a million.

Mrshape:
I am not the creator but I found this to be Very interesting & such a meaningful message 2 share:

*If:*
*A = 1 ; B = 2 ; C = 3 ; D = 4 ;*
*E = 5 ; F = 6 ; G = 7 ; H = 8 ;*
*I = 9 ; J = 10 ; K = 11 ; L = 12 ;*
*M = 13 ; N = 14 ; O = 15 ; P = 16 ;*
*Q = 17 ; R = 18 ; S = 19 ; T = 20 ;*
*U = 21 ; V = 22 ; W = 23 ; X =24 ;*
*Y = 25 ; Z = 26.*

*Then,*

*H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K*
=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11
*= 98%*

*K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E*
=11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
*=96%*

*L+O+V+E*
= 12+15+22+5
*= 54%*

*L+U+C+K ;*
=12+21+3+11
*= 47%*

*None of them makes 100%.*
*Then what makes 100%?*

*Is it Money?*
.
.
.
*NO!*

*M+O+N+E+Y*
= 13+15+14+5+25
*=72%*

*Leadership?*
.
.
.
*NO!*

*L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P*
=12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16
*=97%*

*Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our*

*"ATTITUDE"...*

*A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;*
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
*= 100%*

*It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life* *and Work that makes*
*OUR Life 100% Successful.*

*Amazing mathematics

� *who ever created this is a genius *great msg*�����✨✨✨���✨✨��

Wow!! Brilliant!! Simply brilliant.

You better reproach them back to their cows.

Philadelphia:
Deputy Assistant to Amdman

Low budget FFK

Ebenezar2020:
after u don go edit am abi

Why would i do that? I just got lucky today.

foolbuster:
Man U: 1
Wolves: 0

Quote me after the match.

The gods have spoken.

The gods have spoken

Man U: 1
Wolves: 0

Quote me after the match.

The gods have spoken.

Enemyofpeace:
I'm saying it again stop supporting nonsense

I am glad i educated you today.
One final lesson: dont just open your mouth and start talking without thinking so you dont embarass yourself by talking nonsense.

Minjim:
Complacency

And only people with black skin are complacent.

Enemyofpeace:
that he has power over them does not mean he should not use his brain by disrespecting them. We are Africans, we respect our elders, stop supporting nonsense

Just listen to yourself. I am tackling the root cause of this nonsense and you are talking like a child.
According to you he should respect his elders and who told you that traditional ruler is his elder. Anyway thats not my point. It is the traditional stool whom that man represent is what he should respect mr man.

That respect was gone the moment wike had authority over them. They should be the ones respecting him my friend which they even demonstrated in that video when he ordered them to stand up, so what are you talking?