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content208:
He has scored in 12 straight league matches and you said his best days are gone? Na wah o.

Yes, but the actual no is about 5 goals the rest are free slots and a bunch of penalties. But let me ask you, when last have you seen ronaldo make a clean dribble?

Gbam. Case closed.

C. Ronaldo's best days are gone. Now he just uses his charm and presence to continue to captivate his star struck followers.

LeoFish92:
So, about a year and three months ago, I went for the Peace mass recruitment exercise. And I duly shared my experiences.

Link below:
https://www.nairaland.com/4793178/experience-peace-group-recruitment-exercise.


Well, I feel I should update the thread by adding that I've lost that job.

And quite recently so. Happened today!

Well, A little stroll down memory lane.

After that recruitment, which the company tagged: "Peace Executive Trainee", the Executive in the tag had we that were successful drooling with glee. We had lofty hopes of working in well-tiled, well-spaced, air-conditioned offices, as per the graduates we are.

Well, reality hit us hard when employment letters were dished out and we found out that we were having pipe dreams.

We were all posted to the different Peace parks nationwide to serve as ticket sellers and bus loaders.

Yours sincerely swallowed pride, rolled up his sleeves, and started 'agbero work'.

Though we worked for 12-13 hours everyday, the 15 months I worked as a loader were very exciting, utterly absorbing, - and quite intriguing - I must add.

Then, I was still with my parents, so I saved a lot, but lateness to work made me have issues with my manager. I must be at work before 5.30am (I was robbed twice while on my way to work,so, to avoid those hoodlums, lateness was inevitable)

I knew I'd move out from my parents house at some point but I always wanted to have multiple streams of income before that.

Well, the manager of my single stream of income mandated I rent an apartment close to office or risk some punitive measures. I did, and luckily got an apartment.

A room self-con in Enugu city costs an arm and a leg, I spent half a million to rent and furnish it. (had to buy properties cos at 27, man ain't getting no younger)

That was virtually all I had in my account, and after 3 months of moving in, the company sacked me!

And it's even more painful cos, I know nothing about the crime. It's akin to a stray bullet hitting a crippled beggar.

So, here I am, with a beautifully-furnished apartment, not up to 100k in my account, and no job!


Well, I want to appreciate Peace mass transit for the time I had with them. I saw it all there in the park, all manner of people, in fact, I could write an exposé on that, that would be for another day.
With my experience there, there's no Public service job I can't handle.

Tomorrow, I'll wake up to a new reality. From being so busy to being so idle. I'm terrified! Inside life, in the voice of one weed-smoking naija rapper


What next from here? I don't even know. In fact, I'm already having symptoms of malaria.



CC: Lalasticlala

Cheer up brotherly. Stay positive las las you'll realize with glee that this had to happen so you can live your dream.

libertyfather:
I know if only I go through a right source or if I downloaded the app myself, not like she making activate wht I don't need at that moment

Bvn is not really private. Nothing will happen to your account even if you publish your bvn on nairaland. Its just like an acct number.

Martinez39s:
Here is Jude, he is be a "real man" (a woman's tool), he is just a boyfriend but he carries the financial responsibilities of his girlfriend even though he is not her father and she can go hustle since she has her own hands. Just like many simp, he even empties his pocket for his girlfriend. Jude does this because it's what a "real man" who loves his gf would do. Let's clap for jude.

#Don'tBeASimp #SimphoodIsAdisorder

This one really got me . Martnez you dey craze i swear This one is the thread of the month. They say truth hurts

Ifebazz:
You lie, not everybody. Don't drag everyone else into your pitch.
[quite author=foolbuster post=86794449]

The lie was obvious. No need to feel guilty. Everybody lies.

Ok.

Ifebazz:
Simple etiquettes of communication, "that's not exactly true" followed by reasonable or logical counter arguments.
You probably think I would condescend low enough to start trading the 'natural' Nairaland insults, sorry to burst your bubbles.
I see Acura MDX, Honda MRV and their various other models with K-leg. I am not an overzealous social media person to start taking pictures of other people's travails. If you don't believe me, at least have the simple courtesy of providing counter arguments instead of defamatory comments. I love Honda cars, K-leg or not if I see a good deal I would go for it. Thanks.

The lie was obvious. No need to feel guilty. Everybody lies.

MrCork:

..WELL..SIR..the good news is as of 2020..u the dumbest livin ting so far on Nairaland & u deserve the *edddiot award of 2020.
....I guess lack of home training did not teach u..
NEVER EVER HIT A WOMAN ....U WALK AWAY!!

anyways, we live n learn!

Wee u keep kwayet. See mumu calling another person dumb.

Ifebazz:
Says who? I passed one on my way to work yesterday and another on my way home.
Hardly any day passes by that one doesn't see one Honda (and a few Acura) with K-leg on the road. It just has to be peculiar with them methinks.
The thing dey baffle me somewhat though.

Stop lying.

He needs them for what lies ahead.

Oliverjaid messed up. Perhaps the curses of those he has wronged in the past caught up with him. How else can you explain this stupidity. wasting an opportunity to do business with amdman that'll guarantee a constant and steady stream of income.

Legalwealth aka comradejoshua aka engineerprosper aka ronkusesther aka lateefat101 aka legalo etc. This is a friendly advice please seek counselling your mental problem is getting worse.

amdman:
UPDATE

https://www.nairaland.com/5686589/oliverjaid-update#86639220

I told you last year that you will use those people that are directly or indirectly trying to cause you problems as stepping stones to even more greatness. Congrats on the new connections brought about by this blessing in disguise

rationalmind:
Your own words

Nigerians and hypocrisy

oliverjiad:
thank you sir

I have tried to plead with amdman despite my explanation from unset with my promise that I'll deliver this week that's with the help.of paying the terminal.and shipping charges then we get trucker to load and container would be offloaded

But amdman keep saying I should go to.ikeja to sign a paper with a friend which I believe las las nah arrest at the end of the demourage keep accumulating

At this point I only want to urge you and fellow nairaland and my able client (amdman) to please and please look into this carefully and let work hand to hand to get this container out,but bringing force at the point that over 90% job done on container that's cant help the container to be out

Please my sincere appology

Jaid

I dont understand why you can't go and sign a paper when you've done nothing wrong.

Bruno85:
I was mistaken,
You cant even understand.
Am sorry bro, replying you gives me headache.

Last last Am the true son of your Father[b][/b]

You obviously dont know legalwealth. He goes by many monikers here like engineerprosper, lateefat101, legalwealth, ronkusesther, Legalo, comradejoshua amongst many others.

I thought the almighty have finally intervened in his matter and healed his madness. Well its obvious he's still not ok. So save your breath on that guy. He's a lost cause.

GabrielYulaw:
I am very surprised too. I expected better from Amdman. From the look of things he (Amdman) failed to research the guy properly, cos if he had done so he would had seen complaints on Nairaland that pertained to the quality of his services. I think this guy will delay this shipment as long as he can. It is also very possible he is working in cahoots with Amdman's detractors. He is simply not interested in resolving issues but insists on going around in circles like a blindfolded rat. Plus he is not even making sense, bringing irrelevancies into the issue and excuses upon excuses.

Amdman I fear you don enter one chance. Kindly find a way to clear your shipment without involving that idi0t. After, take him to court if you can and recover all you paid him. Stuff like this makes me very disappointed in Nigerians.

So amdman is now to blame despite all the glaring evidence here . Honestly I don't get how some people do their own thinking ooo.

All the dirt about oliverjaid that has suddenly began to be dug up from 3 or 4 years ago is because of the current situation on ground. Otherwise he has still actively been doing business here on nairaland and getting patronage too. You might have even employed his services because you wont know all these. someone even said he cleared a car for him a few weeks ago. And another person was about to do business with him. Maybe if this didn't happen and that next person finds himself in amdman's situation, from your logic i guess he will take the blame too. While the glaringly crooked agent is left alone.

Please leave the victim alone and lets all join hands to condemn what is wrong.

.

Nonsense.

purples25:
No I think the girl was immature to share it to the whole world. Thought i didn't mention that. I felt she could have just rejected it, and left it at that. Public shaming isn't good. Just didn't feel like dropping too much here.

But you didn't get me on the man's issue. What i mean is that he should know his worth. Many men won't ever, with pride, ask you twice or thrice. I think he should copy that instead of belittling his worth by going round and round some small girl. He can easily do without her now.

Yeah, everyone's not the same. Some men are idiots sha aaa.

Smartjeezy:
[color=#990000][/color] Ask google my dear brother.

Traditional worship is religion. Stop being a hypocrite.

purples25:
Dont know why guys are still doing this o. I've seen many men that respect themselves, so how these ones didn't learn and join their fellow men is odd. Its not a must to beg and demean yourself for sex.

The girl is right for making public a private chat to humiliate the man(as if she has not had a private chat before)

And the man is wrong for asking for sex and deserves to be humiliated abi?

You completely absolved the woman and blamed the man. Purples25 you don dey change ooo.

radautoworks:
Wya in Canada? May be swinging by there and Wana buy you a drink. The restraint you show is impressive! Tried to hang and can't. The savagery cannot be contained sometimes. I need some calming techniques from you for real.

But you are not a man na aaaa. Do you want to go against your nature?


Na joke oooo

Smartjeezy:
End is near. Islamabad... Thanks to oracle that am a traditional worshiper. Religion has done more damages to this planet than any other thing. They don't practice what they preach...

Is traditional worship not religion?

Spanishmilf:
Adult male rott
Adult male boerboel
Adult make gsd
2female boerboel puppies
I female German sherperd
6

So which of them is your favourite and why?

hopexter:
Take your irrelevance to another post my friend, what do you mean I know your type? I stated a weird experience just like everyone else and you see it as an avenue to tackle me. I don't know you and I don't want to know your type either.

You dont know the meaning of weird. Na wa ooo for your type of person.

hopexter:
Him no go come another day? How many dey the crate wey only him dey fry 5?

How much is 5 eggs? For somebody you want to entertain and said to feel free in your home. Something wey you go use make fun of the person and laugh about.
I know your type.

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hopexter:
Frying 5 eggs when I told my guest to feel at home, that shit pissed me off and i was like bro, na you lay the eggs

You told somebody to feel at home. Ordinary 5 eggs you don already vex. Na wa ooo

rex444:
men are he goats by nature ....go and study d life of a he goat my dear....it's not really our fault

Please speak for your self. It is the men in your family that are he goats by nature.

oseiwe:
2003 corolla without tracker or full cover insurance, is like N1.6m cash kept at Oshodi underbridge overnight.

See comparison. Shebi na because you hear they don steal this one.

IamAnderson:
On Wednesday I got home and heard that Roscoe vomitted twice when I wasn't around.
I also noticed he was sluggish and he was laying down too much so I did a quick check-up on him.
All his vitals were looking normal so I felt maybe he just has a stomach irritation or something.
Later that day, he vomited 4 more times and he was also drooling too much, saliva was literally pouring out of his mouth and his eyes were rolling like he was dizzy.
I started panicking and went to check his newest vomit, when I looked at it I noticed it smelled like soap and also I found particles of soap in it.
After some minutes of investigation, I found out he ate a whole bar of soap that someone left outside.
I hurriedly forced palm oil down his throat and also gave him vitamin E tablet to swallow(it's a good antioxidant).
After that I put him on watch till I noticed the drooling and vomiting stopped.
I then gave him a lot of cold water to drink( he drinks cold water more than room temperature water).
I had to make sure he drank a lot to hydrate him after loosing much fluids, I also washed the remaining soap stuck in his teeth out then I fed him that night so he'll regain his strength.

He's fine now, the next day he regained himself and became active again.
I'm just glad it wasn't something more toxic and I was able to give him first aid fast.
In a different situation he could have been killed, I'm so happy nothing happened.

This is the second time he's scaring me with what he consumed, when he was about 6 months old I came back and he ran out to greet me, he was so excited he grabbed my handkerchief and ate it.
We had to wait a few days before he passed it out.
It could have caused an intestinal blockage or choked him but luckily nothing happened.

Mtcheew, All these Agric dogs sef that use to behave like agric fowl. This one no know wetin be food again go chop soap. Like play like play ordinary soap for just kill this one. Soap wey even if na mistake dog take eat am they go just shit the thing out or just vomit am. But this one need palm oil plus vitamin E #endrant

frankmoney:
I won't doubt it one bit ... Average Nigerian politician places self interest first

Lol. Ok