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stupidity:
I’m still thinking this girl used juju that didn’t work on me. I was at the ATM yesterday, saw this very beautiful girl, all the package complete. Her fairness nor be here. I was just looking at her and imagining how pink the pvssy lips would be. After a while I caught her staring at me as if she Dey use style tell me “comma get it”.

I try bone say I nor Dey see the signal, later she kept on showing me the pink pvssy lips could be mine if I make a move. I later noticed someone helped her withdraw and she left immediately and still cut eye for me. Nai I vex pursure her, used my normal toasting line and she dropped her digit without stress. Told me she’ll be traveling the very day. I said no wahala, I’d put you on call. I called her towards evening, there was no time to yarn her as she was inside a bus traveling to somewhere and said I should call her in a short while, I didn’t call her back. All the while na how I go take spread that pvssy to see its level of pinkness I Dey strategize. Putting the right formations in place.

Just this morning her call came in, I was surprised because it’s so unethical for a Nigeria girl you just met to return call not to talk of calling you this early morning.

I picked, she greeted me and sounded as if we been talking for ages. I asked when am I gonna see her around again, she said whenever something important comes up because she’s a MUA by profession. Later she said she’ll visit the town towards evening or the next day. For my mind the pvssy wan show face.

Later nai babe say “stupidity I need your help”

I asked, what help do you need?

Nai babe start story say she collected money from someone to do a job and she doesn’t want to execute the job for the man again, and now wants to refund the money to the man but she can’t perform the transaction at the moment. Now fine girl wants me to help her transfer the money to the man. 35k!!!!!

As soon as she said that, the pink pvssy I was picturing since yesterday instantly turned to black. I told her no problem. Send me the account number, she sent me one guy account number. I searched the guys name on Facebook and saw one wiz kid wannabe guy, WITH THE GIRLS PHOTO LITTERED ON HIS PAGE. Grabbing her assx and all sorts of sensual photos.

Haaaaa!!!!! Just like that? Scam me? Because your pvssy go make sense? I blocked her contact and she’s been calling with another number.

May God not let some unscrupulous element make fool of us just because they know their assx and pvssy can cloud our reasoning. This is my prayer for all pvssy hunters this new year. Amen!!!

jerflakes:
Good point

Now, get this into your thick skull:

Nigeria doesn't build weapons, we only know how to buy

Arms embargo is not effective on countries that build their own weapons

jerflakes:
Goddammit, They manufacture their own weapons

You've lived so long in Nigeria you don't know that there are basic things a country should be doing

jerflakes:
Yes thr Americans violate human rights more than any other country

Only when they are outside their country

In war, there will always be collateral damage

But do you see them sending the military to kill their citizens in California or New York?

Or do you see them sending the military to do the work of the police?

Let Nigeria patronize the black market after an arms embargo has been issued

Na there you go see Wetin be economic sanctions

jerflakes:
Yes thr Americans violate human rights more than any other country

Only when they are outside their country

In war, there will always be collateral damage

But do you see them sending the military to kill their citizens in California or New York?

Or do you see them sending the military to do the work of the police?

Let Nigeria patronize the black market after an arms embargo has been issued

Na there you go see Wetin be economic sanctions

jerflakes:
You guys keep calling Russians like say una understandthe rules

If an arms embargo is placed on Nigeria, no country... I repeat, no county... will sell arms to Nigeria

And human right abuse is a very serious crime

jerflakes:
You guys keep calling Russians like say una understandthe rules

If an arms embargo is placed on Nigeria, no country... I repeat, no county... will sell arms to Nigeria

And human right abuse is a very serious crime

abdelrahman:
what is your problem with how our women are dressing? did we complain about your sexy dressing? I will take you serious when you remove the one on holy mary and replace it with bikini and pant.

Maezara:
Nice development. I hope this doesn't result in VIOLENCE. These people can start hacking off heads for the most trivial reasons.

In Nigeria, dressing your children in religious regalia and branding them as members of a particular religion when they're still impressionable and easy to brainwash should also be declared ILLEGAL. You're forcing the children to put on Hijab AGAINST THEIR WILL and making them Muslims without their consent, which is against the provisions the Nigerian Constitution and the Universal Declaration of Human Rights have made regarding their Fundamental Human Rights.

If it's wrong for the state to force adults, it is equally wrong for parents (the leaders of the government of the home) to force Children to wear the Hijab.

Let them decide when they grow up.

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I hope someone doesn't get assassinated.

obonujoker:
Buh you support what is going on in the south east.... dont you??

However what is going on in rhongiya is bad... I was watching on CNN yesterday, and I was like how did humanity become so wicked.... God is really patient with man....

Afam4eva:
All of a sudden Hausa people are peace loving people. These are the people that have killed and maimed Igbos people for decades and are still doing so trough their fulani jihardist but people are quick to rush to condemning Igbos who have not killed a single Hausa/fulani person since the whole IPOB bruhaha just so that they can paint Igbos black.

Afam4eva:
This should be condemned as well.

But what exactly is this meant to prove? That all Igbos are murderers?

omenka:
The only reason there hasn't been exceedingly more violent reactions in the North is the presence of a Northerner in Aso Rock.

Imagine groups of these boys drinking sachet Seaman's Aromatic Schnapps and ransacking buses to see if there are Northerners in there.

That video is enough to put paid all lies about ipob being a non violent group. Yet that delusional fool was asking UN for protection.

Smh.

Statsocial:
You dumped Christianity... So we should fry beans

NIGHTFOX:
OGA... Stop posting rubbish,
Are you not seeing the xpress road that leads to Sabo and how bad it looks?
And other Christain dominated area...

Abi you want me to post my own pics ... So that you see he is just working for the moslem....

Check the all the roads that leads to romi or the one that leads to narayi abi nah television we wan talk of ,,, aungwa gimbia nko.....


Abeg back well,, whaih dirty work.

You day put barnnawa way Hausa full they take justify rubbish

burkingx:

Afam4eva:
These illiterates are angry that no one talks about them anymore. It must really pain to be ignored. Their 1 second of fame seems to be over.

clarocuzioo:
Dogs and baboons will soak in blood

clarocuzioo:
Dogs and baboons will soak in blood

luvinhubby:
Start with Buhari

nengibo:
Your name

nengibo:
Foolish boy