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RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls! Why??? Una Need To Stop... by forandy(m): 3:36am On Jul 07, 2015
The whole rarity applies to the both sexes...
EventsRe: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month. by forandy(m): 9:12am On Jul 01, 2015
tohpahz:
Forandy kiss


I wish y'all you Happy new month.. smiley
Thanks hun. .guess I wished u already wink
RomanceRe: Would You Tell Her? by forandy(m): 5:10pm On Jun 30, 2015
Ragner:
Quickie in Public??

Weird
Ehn, leave it for me!!! Is it your own quickiehuh undecided
RomanceRe: Guyz Can U Cry 4 Any Lady? by forandy(m): 5:09pm On Jun 30, 2015
I can't cry for ANY lady. .I can only for MY lady kiss
RomanceRe: Am Not Happy With My Girlfriend by forandy(m): 5:05pm On Jun 30, 2015
Improve your English and then look for another girl...simple undecided
RomanceRe: Would You Tell Her? by forandy(m): 5:00pm On Jun 30, 2015
That a quickie wouldn't be bad?grin
RomanceRe: ~ Guys: Reasons Why Ladies Dump You For Other Guys ~ by forandy(m): 4:55pm On Jun 30, 2015
VictoriaBee:
The lady is definitely confuse.
She'd have known this before embarking to date him.
You can't find out all those traits before getting into the relationship. .that's one essence of courting- to know your partner well, adapt to your differences which would get you to access him, know his shortcomings (which some of them might be pointed out here- especially the 'good in bed' part wink), then if you think you can't continue, you do the needful
RomanceRe: ~ Guys: Reasons Why Ladies Dump You For Other Guys ~ by forandy(m): 4:45pm On Jun 30, 2015
cool cool cool
CrimeRe: Lagos Food Vendor Kills Man Over N50 Bread by forandy(m): 4:39pm On Jun 30, 2015
Stop watching wrestling and action films. .they wouldn't listen cry
CrimeRe: Police Kill Cultist , Others Seriously Injured In Gun Duel by forandy(m): 4:37pm On Jun 30, 2015
They should have found out the name of his cult group nau angry
RomanceRe: Women: 8 Benefits Of Having Big Breasts by forandy(m): 6:02pm On Jun 29, 2015
MizTyna:
In my opinion there is absolutely no benefit to having big breasts
And no,i aint hating. I'm busty
Ermmm...lemme see if you really are grin
RomanceRe: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by forandy(m): 4:48pm On Jun 28, 2015
tohpahz:
Lol.. yeah i officially do..
But technically i don't wink
undecided lipsrsealed
PhonesRe: Download Free BBM Stickers by forandy(m): 12:10pm On Jun 28, 2015
Nusantara isn't free oh
Poems For ReviewRe: A Whole Without A Part by forandy(op): 10:53am On Jun 25, 2015
Make it do or die
I feel the need to grow, be the best
Won't stop till I succeed,
I'm brave enough to win
Strength from within

I'll be the Hero I was born to be
And you'll be proud of me.
I'm grounded and focused on what I have to do
There's no stopping me
With courage that pulls me, I will get through

You'll see 
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Poems For ReviewRe: A Whole Without A Part by forandy(op): 9:33pm On Jun 23, 2015
Neduzze5:
Yes ooh, I did. A very fine woman she was. I still miss her. Aunty Ugonwa....
lool. .I miss her too. .that her wicked figure 8 sha lipsrsealed
Poems For ReviewRe: A Whole Without A Part by forandy(op): 12:48pm On Jun 23, 2015
Neduzze5:
Poem Rhyme

AABBCDCDEDED
Hope say u buy drink for ur literature teacher smiley  
Poems For ReviewRe: A Whole Without A Part by forandy(op): 12:46pm On Jun 23, 2015
Neduzze5:
Runs through mazes of maize with speed!!
Oga neighbour! Miss not your road oh tongue 
EducationRe: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by forandy(m): 1:15am On Jun 23, 2015
iampoar:
False!!! Non of these is applicable.

I'm proud to be a BUCCANEERS ⚓️⚓️⚓️

Alora Sea Lords!!!
Believe me bro. .I sense your wishes, but they just cant accept your type lipsrsealed 
EducationRe: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by forandy(m): 1:14am On Jun 23, 2015
iampoar:
False!!! Non of these is applicable.

I'm proud to be a BUCCANEERS ⚓️⚓️⚓️

Alora Sea Lords!!!
See dis one undecided
EducationRe: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by forandy(m): 1:11am On Jun 23, 2015
lordhugo:
6. Dem they always talk some particular words/things like TINGO, EGEDE, FINEBOY, WIDA YOU, ABOBI, BUSH whenever in the company of some of their friends.

7. Some of them are foolish and some of them are wise.




Just as the signboard in front of my old university reads,

"I AM HAPPY AND FREE BECAUSE I AM NOT A CULTIST" .
lool. .wich university is that? 
Poems For ReviewA Whole Without A Part by forandy(op):
And here I lay, in a self debate
Penned down words of which I cant relate
How deep really did I let this sink?
It's easier to say- let my voice be the ink

Rid me of this!
Assess how much from it I've learned!
Rid me of this!
I've now got those of which you yearned

Painted now in black
One of which you gold-plated
Left to roam in the dark
One whom you did find a bed

#Forandy. .  
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Poems For ReviewRe: Thoughts! by forandy(m): 12:09am On Jun 23, 2015
cry cry cry
RomanceRe: Funny Break Up Lines by forandy(m): 11:42am On Jun 16, 2015
 Uve gotten more dan u bargained 4,wit dz i don't see an us in the future,because dia r som tnx i cnt change try as much as i can.I'd stil be dat unopen gal dat rebels,Can't fit into ur script of a perfect partner .. sorry for wasting your time.I Hope yu get dat gal.. Goodluck!Thanks4 ur time.. Ps: don't call!
LiteratureRe: I Will Not Let An Exam Result Decide My Fate! by forandy(op): 1:04pm On Jun 15, 2015
Niftyrules:
I've always liked him for the way he delivers
same here bruv smiley 
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LiteratureRe: I Will Not Let An Exam Result Decide My Fate! by forandy(op): 2:05am On Jun 15, 2015
Niftyrules:
Such a great one from Suli
That guy is so good  
RomanceRe: Immediate Turn Offs Men See In Some Ladies . by forandy(m): 8:47pm On Jun 14, 2015
agarawu23:
it can't be a turn off if the guy already knows his babe is addicted to movies smiley
sense making smiley 
LiteratureI Will Not Let An Exam Result Decide My Fate! by forandy(op): 8:19pm On Jun 14, 2015
**WORDS FROM SULI BREAKS**

Right now...There is a kid finishing parents' evening in a heated discussion with his mother Saying, why does he have to study subjects he will never ever use in his life? 

And she will look at him blanked eyed, stifle a sigh, think for a second and then lie... She'll say something along the lines of: "You know to get a good job, you need a good degree and these subjects will help you get a degree, we never had this opportunity when I was younger".

And he will reply: "But you were young a long time ago, weren't you mum?" And she won't respond although what he implies makes perfect sense- that societies needs would have changed since he was 16. But she will ignore him, grip his hand more sternly and drag him to the car.

 What she doesn't know is that she didn't ignore him just to shut him up, She didn't lie because they are just returning him from parents'evening and an argument in the hallway would look bad on her resumé.
 She won't lie because she had just spent the last one hour convincing a stern-faced teacher that she would ensure that her child studies more at home.
No! She will lie simply, because she does not know any better herself, although all her adult life, she has never used or applied Pythagoras'theorem, Pathetic fallacy, and still does not know the value of "X"

She will rely society to tell her child who has one of the sharpest minds in the school, is hyperactive, unfocused, easily distracted and wayward

Students! How many equations, subjects and dates did you memorize just before an exam never to use again?
How many "A" grades did you get, which were never asked for when you applied for a job?
How many times have you remembered something 5 minutes just after the teacher said: "Stop writing!",Only to receive your results one month later to realize that you were only 1 mark short of the top grade? Does that mean remembering 5 minutes earlier would've madeyou more qualified for a particular job?
Well, on an application form it would have...

We all have different abilities, thought processes, experiences and genes, So why is a class full of individuals tested by the same means?
So that means Cherrelle thinks she's dumb, because she couldn't do a couple of  sums. And if this issue is not addressed properly, it then becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. Then every school has the audacity to have policy on equality.

Huh, the irony!


Exams are society's methods of telling you what you're worth, but you can't let society tell you what you are...Cause this is the same society that tells you that abortion is wrong, but then looks down on teenage parents! 
The same society that sells products to promote nature hair, looks and smooth complexion with the model on the box, half photoshopped, and has fake lashes and hair extensions. 
With pastors that preach charity, but own private jets...
Imams that preach against greed, but are all fat
Parents that say they want "educated kids" but constantly marvel at how rich Richard Branson is
Governments, that preach peace, but endorse war, that say they believe so much in the importance of higher education and further learning. Then why increase tuition fees every single yearhuh

I believed Miss Jefferson when she took me into the office, said that my exams would be imperative to my success..Because we were taught to always follow when "Miss Jefferson" led Then I took Jefferson out of the equation and learned to think for myself I realized, we were always taught to follow when "misled". 

Huh, the irony!

Test us with tests, but the finals are never final, because they never prepare us for the biggest test which is survival! And what I suggest is fairly outlandish, so I don't expect everyone to understand this. .Except for the kid that knows what it feels like to be worth no more than that D or that A that you get on results day and the ones whose best stories were never good enough for the English teacher because apparently you missed out "key literal techniques", did not follow the class plan, and the language was too "informal" for him to understand
But then he'd reference Hamlet and Macbeth, And you'd fight the urge to express your contempt by partially clenching your fist with only your medius finger left protruding in the middle of your hand and asking if he was aware that Shakespeare was known as the innovator of slang or the kid at the back of the class who thinks:"Why am I studying something that doesn't fuel my drive?"But when confronted with a maths problem his eyes come alive

So this one is for my generation...
the ones who found what they were looking for on Google,
the ones who followed their dreams on Twitter,
Pictured their future on Instagram, 
accepted destiny on Facebook.

This one's for my "failures" and "dropouts", 
for my unemployed graduates, 
my shop assistants, 
cleaners and cashiers with bigger dreams,
My self-employed entrepreneurs, 
my world-changers and my dream-chasers!
Cause the purpose of "Why I hate school, but love education" was not to initiate a worldwide debate, but to let them know that whether 72 or 88, 44 or 68...
...We will not let exam results decide our fate! smiley

Peace!!! wink cool 
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