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rvp2018:
Even if you must built boxes and straight lines - at least make it as decent as Crowne Plaza Nairobi
https://www.africanmeccasafaris.com/wp-content/uploads/crowneplazahotelnairobi1.jpg
https://www.kenyatraveltips.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/4-star-nairobi-hotel.jpg

Mtcheew! This one na design?

This one knock off this box hotel.

rvp2018:
Are you finding trouble seeing them in Booking.com?

For example - this new hotel - Villa Rosa Kempiniski Nairobi- maybe 4 yrs old - but was designed with victorian feel
https://www.traveldiscoverkenya.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/kempinski-feature.jpg
https://www.discoveryloyalty.com/var/ezwebin_site/storage/images/files/gha-images/brands/kempinski/villa-rosa-kempinski-nairobi/villarosakempinski_exterior02/4995151-1-eng-GB/VillaRosaKempinski_Exterior02_banner_image.jpg
https://awscloudfront.kempinski.com/1056/villa-rosa-kempinski-outside-full-silverstripe.jpg

The presidential suite here - will set you at nearly 10M naira per night.

https://nairobiwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/vil.jpg

is this the best you have got?.

You can do better.

This one alone knocks it out. Next!

rvp2018:
You're delusional - and this is probably the first decade you're seeing branded hotels in Nigeria - hence the excitement. Kenya is miles ahead in hotel & hospitality. But South Africa & Egypt are are way farther ahead. In Nigeria box hotels - all you hear the whole night is the din of GENERATOR NOISE.

Show me facts or keep quiet.

All you have is old dirty hotels.

kikuyu1:
Apart from the lies another reason this thread is so long these guys truly don't realise how pedestrian they:the accomplishments,achievements and triumphs they boast about are extremely ordinary! Frankly,those boxy structures look like shopping malls in any 4th world country!

Show me your world class architectural design hotels and save us the noise. lying Kenyans here.

Kazikazi:
A certain fool want to compare with Tanzania.Now let's start.This is the only underwater hotel room in Africa.where is yours? Tanzania's is classy,a marvel,a top notch

I salute.

rvp2018:
Please try something else. You cannot compare Kenya hotel industry to Nigeria. In star-rated branded hotels alone we have about 20,000 rooms, south africa 60,000 and Nigeria! poor Nigeria is struggling with 7,000 rooms!!!!!!!!!!! We have brand new hotels every year - so I don't know what you mean outdated hotels. Our buildings are generally better designed than your basic flat hotels. South Africa is the guys we look up to in hotel and many other stuff. Nigeria!

Who doesn't know Kenyans here are fat liars?

Show me the best designed hotel in Kenya and let me disgrace it with the top 5 designed hotels in Nigeria.

If South Africa thinks they have the best hotels forever, they have been deceived because we have already caught up with them. Maybe Kenya is no match.

Jonraid:
That dirty Hilton is known worldwide.Built in the year 1969,it's one of the most decorated hotels in terms of awards and travelers reviews.Your new recent hotels can in no way complete with the Hilton!

Expired hotel.

We are talking about modern architecture with clean modern amenities. He is talking about old dirty hotel. Bhuhahahaha!

rvp2018:
I know you're excited about few hotels you recently got but in SSA and talking of branded hotels alone..South Africa leads by far with 450..Kenya has 68..and poor Nigeria 58.Lets not talk about lodges, boutique hotels and resorts.Nairobi alone boast of 2 or 3 Hiltons and biggest in African is under development..this will be a 45 floor Hilton..adding to the existing 20 floor Hilton.

Where did you get your oluwole 419 stats from? Lying Kenyans.

Your outdated, ugly, dirty, and old looking 20 floors Hilton can't stand side by side with Lagos beautiful and modern 22 floors hotel.

We are building modern 45 floors hotel in Abuja.

Until you have one, Nigeria own better pass you.

rvp2018:
You're gonna post all the hotels in Nigeria.That is doable.Kenya has so many hotels and lodges we would need another 2000 pages to do this.There are new hotels being added every month..most of them designed by great architects.Not the booooring box hotels you're posting there.Dont even start on South Africa or Egypt.That is another level.

Show me your dirty Hilton. Bhuhahahaha!

rvp2018:
You're gonna post all the hotels in Nigeria.That is doable.Kenya has so many hotels and lodges we would need another 2000 pages to do this.There are new hotels being added every month..most of them designed by great architects.Not the booooring box hotels you're posting there.Dont even start on South Africa or Egypt.That is another level.

Show us the best hotel designed by hunters sorry great architects. Let us put it side by side with the best Nigeria has. Ordinary talk doesn't work here. Show us lousy Kenyans.

We have more enough hotels to do 5000 pages.

We have already meet South Africa in terms of hotels and we will surpass them in the next 2 years because hotels business in South Africa is nolonger as lucrative as Nigeria. But Kenya na small pikin.

I don't know much about Egypt.

Abuja. Too much for Nairobi and Mombasa combined.

Porra kot!?

jaycent:
Forgiveness abeg no forgive them. kill them for me with hotels for me, my go sleep. I dey come for them tomorrow hehehe

Na only sabi sleep? Hahahaha! I don't enter gear one be that.

jaycent:
Hahahahahaha Mombasa don run enter bush hide

Bhuhahahaha!

This can't be Porra kot.

jaycent:
I swear them get mind. foolish people they show us one part of Mombasa, they call am beautiful city lol. these people funny I swear.

Hahahaha! I almost fell for their tricks until I noticed they snapped one particular spot from different angles. Chai! dem funny die.

Is this Port Harcourt?

Kenyans too get mouth.

jaycent:
That rusted uncompleted building they called hotel? Kenya will go to a deep forest and build a dirty shot house and call it hotel. these fools are really mad I swear.

You dey mind dem. As if say business man go go do business inside bush. Bhuhahahaha!

Algerian1:
Health coverage

Just ask yourself, how manage is Nigeria's population increasing every day despite this unfavorable stats. That tells alot.

Algerian1:
2017 Government Expenditure (Budget) by Country

South Africa - $103 billion
Algeria - $71 billion
Egypt - $58 billion
Angola - $45 billion
Morocco - $31 billion
Kenya - $25 billion
Nigeria - $22 billion

Source : https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/fields/2056.html

You should understand that stats for Nigeria is only at the Federal level. We still have state and local government levels.

If we sum all the 36 states, it's more than that.

jaycent:
You call this city hahahahaha? ogbeni all your cities are funny. I can swear with my life that you zombie don't have city. all your cities are so whack. you mumus are just here fooling your self. all the city's in Kenya can't stand Calabar. none of your dirty city have mono rail, none of your dirty city have cable car? and you call those rusted uncompleted building cities. you fools are really mad?

Hahahaha!

Chai!

Chai!

FrudstaPresidnt:
Hotels in Kenya resemble 1990s hotels

Hahahaha! Very old and rusty hotels.

FrudstaPresidnt:
true talk

Gbam!

This is just around Lagos state.

Mombasa na Calabar mate.

Maybe some years ago, we don't have but not now.

Says a novice South African.

rvp2018:
Nigeria - with all the petro-dollars - you cannot even build such hotels - Mombasa alone has more star-rated hotels than whole of Nigeria combined.
https://www.safari254.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Voyager-Beach-Resort_Activity-pool.jpg

Is Mombasa hidding face now?