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rman:
This is what happens when an operator comes into a market and the first thing they did iwas to slash tarrifs. Good move but is it sustainable for the bussiness? All other operators will soon adopt this model because telecoms is a game of numbers. Do what you have to do to make sure you hold unto or snatch customers from other operators. Whenever there is a sudden price slash without significant improvement in the operating environment, some people have to pay. This time it is the staffs. The bussiness need to survive.

Dis guy you don come again abi. Always out to justify the crazily high tariffs you and your sick employers have imposed on nigerians. Try and read the article again and see the real reasons why the psychos want to effect the salary slash. Dont be deceived. Its not because they need to survive.

@ Otokx.

Its very very convenient and easy for you to come on here and run your mouth like a tap just because you dont work for those things called indians. In as much as you are entitled to your opinion, it will be very insensitive and wicked of you to condone acts that may be considered as crimes against humanity by some people just cos they are one's bosses.

The company i work for isnt owned by indians but i have worked directly with 2 Indians and i tell you that they are BEASTS. It is only unfortunate that fate has to deal us such cruel blows of having to work for those things. How i wish that Hitler changed his mind and did to those dirty indians what he did to jews. They would have been much more deserving. Mscheeeeew!

@ OP. As someone who has always been in the field, with many years experience under my belt, i hereby  state categorically that your post is on point.

May God forgive me for this.

There was this chic i was asking out sometime last year. She was a student at the time. She told me that she was so involved with some guy and that nothing could happen between us. I took it in good faith and just continued calling her frequently. No big deal. Then came the shocker. She called me up one afternoon asking to see me. I knew for sure it was about financial demands but then something told me to expect to be told that she has broken up with her boyfee and her pusssssssssy was now for grabs.

Imagine the beach telling me about one lecturer in her school who wanted to sleep with her at all cost otherwise she would repeat a course and at this time she was in her final year. She went further by telling me that the lecturer at last presented her with 2 options. One, that she slept with him or she should pay him about N35,000. She told me that she opted for the latter alternative but she only had about N20,000. She then asked that i loaned her N5,000?

I was like WTF. What about your boyfee that forks you doggggily? Cant he raise the money? Oh so he should be doing the forking and i be doing the paying? Meanwhile, heaven knows that i would so love to be doing the forking while the boyfee should be doing the paying. To cut a long story short, i called her later and explained that it wouldnt be possible to grant her request cos i have granted many of such in the past only for me to be taken advantage of. Can yall believe that the girl stopped calling after that? Its been well over a year now that i either of us called the other.

Naija girls? I comment my reserve. Sorry, i reserve my comment.

Some of you advise the OP to ask him out.

Others advise the OP not to ask him out.

Thank God I'm not the OP otherwise i would have been more confused after coming on NL.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=768064.msg9222733#msg9222733 date=1317044950]Big Deal. Aint 99.5% of homebased Nigerian guys suppose to be gayy according to reports?
[/quote[/quote]A confirmed report by CNNN says that ALL THE GUYS IN PECHAM (abi wetin be the name of that bush wey you dey for UK) are big time GAYYYYYS. No wonder you are sooooo gayyyyyy going by your username

@ ASHEWO NUMBER ONE

@ OP,

Na hungry beat you reach dis stage?

Ok. Forward your contact to my email and Ill take it up from there. But be warned, this course of action aint adviseable when dealing with King Fork addict the first of nairaland. Because one, my rates are not attractive for desperados like you. I pay N50 for a 30minute round. Two, by the time i'll be done with you, you'll spend more than half of your pay on aboniki.

So are you game?

^^^^^ Yeah. I kinda agree with you and thats why i said that we shouldnt write them off completely. Lets keep our fingers crossed. But can you remind me of only 3 high profile cases they have solved in recent times and i will mention 30 unsolved ones. Ratio one to ten. A fair ratio innit? (like briticos will say)

Well i understand the frustrations of all those raging on here against the police. i guess yall are not nigerians and even if yall are, then you are not resident in nigeria. We nigerians that are fully resident in naija know that we do not have any police of any form. The nigeria police is the most useless, most ineffective organisation one can imagine. Naija policemen that will scamper for safety when armed robbers strike in broad day light? Policemen that will shoot innocent motorists countless times just because they refused to offer them bribe? Sometimes they kill over bribes as low as N20? Naija police that even serve as escorts for smugglers when they are bringing in vehicles into the country? Is that the same police you guys expect to investigate and solve this crime? Are you guys even sure they know what it really takes to conduct an investigation into any crime at all?

Well, lets keep our fingers crossed. Let's not write them off completely.

pinkrex:
Clap for your self

No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper,

Back to sender!!!

Who dey fashion any weapon against you? LMAO. i dey tell you wetin go happen you dey talk say i dey fashion weapon against you. I dey tell you say your papa, mama, cousins, sisters and brothers, all of una go mud. God punish you!!!!

pinkrex:
I make you sick is an unknown achievement You better mud o!(1)

You never knew how it started so don't just come here and make it about yourself!(2)

I don't even know you (3)

(1) Na you, your papa, your mama and all your generation go mud. God go punish you with that nonsense wey you talk. na trailer go crush you for road crush all dat your rubbish brain. E no go better for you.

(2) How have i made anything about myself? You reason like my 5 year old cousin who always goes on counter attacks whenever she is accused of any wrong doing.

(3) I dont know you either and i pray to God not to Ever let me know you. You disgusting, unsightly little maggot!

pinkrex:
You comments depicts your illiteracy

What do you know about violation?

What is the process of an investigation?

Why do you course like you serve the iron god of Shango?

First, the question should be why do you curse and not why do you course.
Second, the god of iron is Ogun and not Sango. Sango is the god of thunder.
Third, it is very possible to express your opinion on this issue objectively and in a detached manner without coming across to readers as making fun of the victim. Your posts are downright offensive. You sound like you are making sport of the victim and you very much deserve any and every missile hauled at you. Please dont make me have to start scanning your past posts in order to prove this point cos your posts make me sick. YUCK!!!!!!!!!!

I think i will have to open a school where guys will enroll and pay heavily to be taught on how to handle naija chics cos the truth be say GUYS DEY FORK UP!

M M M:
op

i gave my last GF a diamond wrist watch, dat what up 2,000,000 dollars

and i did complain

Dis guy. Must you comment on every single forking post? Jeeeeeeeez!

[b][b]NIGERIA WILL ALWAYS KEEP GOING ROUND ISSUES IN CIRCLES AND NEVER GET ANYTHING RIGHT. WE DO NOT WANT THE REMOVAL OF THE SUBSIDY. IF EVENTUALLY THE SUBSIDY GETS REMOVED, THE EXCESS FUNDS WILL ONLY FIND ITS WAY INTO THE POCKETS OF A FEW GREEDY, PSYCHOPATHIC, DISGUSTING KLEPTOMANIACS. LIKE A POSTER RIGHTLY ASKED, WHATEVER HAPPEND TO THE EXCESS CRUDE ACCOUNT. WHAT KIND OF COUNTRY IS THIS?

I AM SADDENED BECAUSE THIS MOVE IS EQUIVALENT TO SLICING MY THROAT WITH A DAGGER. I WORK IN THE PRIVATE SECTOR WITH AN EMPLOYER WHO MADE US UNDERSTAND POINT BLANK THAT ANY REVIEW OF OUR SALARY IS OUT OF THE QUESTION COS HE ALREADY PAYS FAR ABOVE THE MINIMUM WAGE. NOW WITH THIS INCREASE IN PUMP PRICE WITH NO CORRESPONDING INCREASE IN MY SALARY, MY N17000.00 MONTHLY REQUIREMENT ON FUEL NOW TURNS TO ABOUT N51000.00? I NEVER KNEW JONA IS ALSO A COMEDIAN. IF DEM BORN HIM PAPA & MAMA WELL MAKE HE TRY AM. I WILL KEEP CURSING HIM EVERYMORNING TILL 2015. IF THE BAST.ARD WILL STILL BE ALIVE TILL THEN THAT IS.

AS I DEY VEX REACH E JUST BE LIKE SAY MAKE DEM LOCK ME WITH THAT JONA GUY INSIDE ONE CAGE SAY MAKE WE FIGHT. I GO NEARLY BEAT AM DIE!!! I GO BOX ALL HIM TEETH COMMOT THAT HIM MOUTH. GOD PUNISH AM!!! N195 KE? ABEG MAKE PERSON COME WAKE ME UP FROM DIS DREAM ABEG.[/b][/b]

Hi Yall,
I just want to know who your favourite TV Personalities are and the show(s) they anchor/present and why they occupy such sentitive spots in your hearts. For me, its MR BENTLEY, the anchor of the reality show FROM GEES TO GENTS. It used to showon MTV Base. I love that guy so much (No homo pls). His dress sense, his conduct, carriage, his diction, and charisma are killing me. If only i was a chic, i would have travelled to yankee, track him down and if he doesnt find me attractive, i'll beg him to fork me.

So guys, let's get this rolling,

One incident a long time ago. I was driving when i saw this HOT chic by the roadside waiting for a cab or her Aristo papa. You never can tell with all these lagos chics

I knew that if i parked and asked to give her a ride she may decline and i wasnt willing to take chances. So i stopped the car a few metres from her & pretended like the car had a fault and i boldly walked up to her & asked her if she could help me push the car.

@ Vicenzo and Zibe.

Reggina Askia is more beautiful than Bianca

Abeg wetin dey happen for here?

Chic dey find bobs for Nairaland?

Una sure say dis OP na original Nairaland chic?

Nairaland chics wey sabi form pass tolotolo?

@ Shy-one

If to say country dey wey be Federal Republic of Females, na you suppose be the Attorney General and Minister of Justice.

Omo men, you no dey tire? Jeez!

@ ranoscky.

Nice response there for that clown abu wetin wetin.

Some people just for no reason attack others when they got nothing meaningful to say. Who knows if that was what prompted their signing on on NL in the first instance. Mcheeeeeeew!

@ OP.

I clicked on your profile and i couldnt see your pix. So i ask you, are you pretty and sexy? If so then your boss is one lucky son of a beach. My regards to him. Tell him King Fork Addict the First of nairaland envies him like die!!!

Fork it men!

Omo na wa for this thread o.

Reading thru all the posts i missed is now making my head ache big time.

This thread deserves to go down the Nollywood nairaland Hall of fame as the most rapidly evolving thread of all time. Stay out of thread for only a few hours and you will have a whole lot of catching up to do.

aribisala0:
@ fork addict basically you are paying for sex and none of the guys here is preaching against that. the issue is whether you are paying the market rate or paying MAN CITY rates. you are being hustled if you pretend she is your girlfriend. she is a babe you pay for sex. and so the issue of stinginess doe not come into it. in fact like anything else you buy you pride yourself on driving a hard bargain and paying as little as possible.

regarding having too much money that is a delusion and tells me you are quite young.
there is always something useful to do with money besides wasting it on skanks.

Hey guy. Its all a question of priority and also a question of how much money is too much money. I place very high priority with meeting and sleeping with chics I am not so familiar with. You may not be like that. Also, no matter how much i earn, spending about 5% of that on chics just to have flings with them is ok by me. I am not talking about ahsewos here. I am talking about regular chics that work or school. So guy, imagine i get a job that pays me like one million naira monthly, spending N50,000 on runs is ok by me. Perfectly ok!

I was only away for a few days only to come back and meet this thread on page 15? A few days ago it was only on page 4. Fork it!

Going thru the pages i have missed, i must commend MBJ, emmatok, all4naija and a few other guys that have stayed true to the game of forcing some sense into the thick skulls of all those materialistic, opportunistic and slefish beaches on here. They know themselves. There's absolutely no need to mention names.

@ Shy-One, Dyt, and ronkebp. Let me share my personal experience with yall.

I can say authoritatively that most of the guys here that say that they hate dating financially demanding chics say so because they do not have that 'extra cash' to throw around. Please get me clearly, that is not to say that they are poor. But if they had that 'extra cash' to throw around without any serious blowback effects on their finances, many guys here will definitely spend on chics. BUT THERE IS A CATCH TO THIS. They will never respect those chics. They will only treat them as mere properties believe me. Most of those unions will be driven by lust and once this has been satisfied, they drop such chics so fast, the way you drop something that's 100 dgrees celcius hot.

ABEG NO BE SAY I DEY FORM O. I JUST WAN PROVE POINT NI O.

My aim now is to prove how rampant this nasty phenomenon is amongst naija chics. From January to date, i have bedded 7 chics and here is the report card of everyone of them.

Miss A: Told me point blank in January that our relationship of a few months could no longer continue because she wasnt gaining anything in the relationship. This was prompted by the fact that i wasnt spending much on her (like putting her on my monthly payroll), she asked me for money to make her hair once and i gave her a paltry sum. My only regret here was only that i didnt Bleep her more than once and i didnt have the faintest clue what was coming. Otherwise i would her forked her bastardly and dumped her miserable assssss without so much as a call.

Miss B: Been seeing each other for only 5 months when we had a major disagreement. I was so pissed with her afterwards. As i was taking her home, we passdd by a suya joint. She asked me to stop that she wanted to buy suya. Now if you want to buy suya, aint you supposed to have your money? She ordered for the suya and now expected me to pay for it. I thot this was wrong on 2 counts. The first being that i was obviously pissed with her and she stll expected me to pay for the suya and the second count was that i considered it rude of her not to have asked me to buy the suya for her before asking me to park and let her buy suya thus creating the false impression initially that she would pay, only for her to ask me to afterwards. Of course i declined telling her that i didnt leave home with my wallet which was true cos in a rush to get her out of my house, i left my wallet behind.

Another instance was when we hadnt seen each other for about 2 weeks plus and the next time we saw each other, she asked for what i brought for her. This is a chic that hasn't even spent her one naira on me. Definitely, this relationship too would be over in a few weeks.

Miss C: Been seeing each other for only 4 weeks and she already is asking me for money to make her hair. Although we have forked once, i intend to fork more. And if i dont perform, no more forking for me will be the guaranteed response from her and i am not done with her pusssssssy just yet. So I intend to also give her a paltry sum when next we see and call it quits in a few weeks when i must have had my fill of her pusssssssy.

Miss D: Been seeing her for 3 months. She is a much more junior colleaugue at work and  because of the circumstances surrounding our affair, our affair may be termed a contractual one. But even at that commkon sense dictates that you exercise some restraints when making demands. First it was 5k to make up her payment for a phone. next it was 4k for something she wanted to purchase and recently 5k for something she needed urgently. I partly honored the first 2 demands but completely denied the third. As usual, i am still with her cos i aint done with her pusssssy although i am fast losing interest right now.

Miss E,F and G follows a similar pattern. So, i tell yall @ Shy-One, Dyt and ronkebp. If i had so much money to throw around, i will be dating so many chics and having a one week sexually intense affair with them all where i must have acted out all my intended fantansies and then i will dump them like trash. They will feel so used and let down cos they would have been enjoying my spendings and hoping that the affair will last for a long time. But i ask yall, isnt that what they deserve? I hope i have that kind of money and i hope i meet anyone of yall. Until then, fingers crossed.

rman:
@Pendo89
You are indeed blessed and Almighty God will continue to add more power of reasoning to that wonderful mind of yours. All your replies to this topic are so on point. You are on course to living a very happy and fufilled life. Cheers

She no be naija chic so you suppose understand. Big thumbs up for the chic men.

r231:
one month's rent

r231:
one month's rent

fork adict:
With posts like this, i feel all non naija chics that visit nairaland will better understand why naija  guys open series of threads complaining about the level of materialism and selfishness of naija chics.

@ Pendo89. All your posts have been so on point. But sadly, only a few naija chics reason in a like manner as you. Majority of them think and act like the poster. I have met many of them like that.So it aint nothing new to us naija guys.

@ OP. Please let me add to the list opportunism. You may not be selfish, you may not be materialistic, but are you not opportunistic? Rent for God's sake is one of man's most basic needs. So if you need your boyfriend to shoulder one of your most basic needs, what do you call that?

I dont know what the fork gives all yall naija chics the effrontery to automatically bequeath on us naija guys your life's issues just because we happen to come into your lives at the wrong moment

lovedgal:
and how would you explain that i am into materialism here or selfish?

Funny how you have not really told us what exactly you need his financial assistance for. So i ask you (pardon me if you indicated it somewhere and i missed it), What exactly do you need your boyfriends financial assistance for?