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Romance › Re: Why I Date Chick 8 To 15 Years Only by forkadict(m): 4:25pm On Aug 11, 2011
yeye4live:
D reasons re dey re humble,kind n reasonable being with.

Chicks of 15yrs to 20yrs wants u to roll dem out always eg cenima,mr biggs,tantalizer etc

Chicks of 20yrs to 25yrs problems dis days re buy dem blackberry,pay bis subscription,send dem recharge cards plus rool dem out too

Chicks 25yrs to 30yrs re d useless once deir problem too much,dey too beg,infact this re d range of begars club,if u dont buy dem brazilian hairs monthly,buy dem a black berry torch plus bis subscription ure on a long long ting.

Chicks 30yrs to 35yrs even if u give dem all this tings plus a murano jeep,there problem na
mariage,mariage,mariage,dey go disturb u tire til only GOD knos wen.

Chicks 35yrs to 40yrs my felow guys sory dont go deir cuse na time bomb b dis one,we only ve 1 out of 1mlion dat ve a sound mind here.

Chicks of 40yrs to 45yrs this ones be carefull cuse she will love u so so much,she can gve u everythin u want but na trap she dey set,mind d food she cooks n gve u cuse u mite b eating d love porsion dat will tie u to her at ones.

Chicks of 45yrs to 50yrs becarefull dats all i wud say to my folow guys here ooh.

D remaining ages nt includded in my survey here gret dem pass b4 dey gret u ooh,cuse na u sabi.
yeye4live:
IT PAINS U GIRLS SO MUCH TO HEAR THE TRUTH HUM,WAT EVA DEY RE BETA DAN your BEGGING GENERATION
Abi oloriburuku ni eleyi ni?

You dey craze? Imagine the bullsheeet this goat proudly posts on NL? Oh Christ!

No be say i dey form holy holy o. But men, some things are just wayyy off limits. eg this sheet you talk about, r.ap.e etc.

Your only saving grace is because i dont know you or where you stay, i for come burst your stinking assssssss with mopol. You dey mad
Romance › Re: Who Has The Most Attractive Personality On Nairaland? (Females) by forkadict(m): 4:25pm On Aug 09, 2011
@ 190 and Reality.

Abeg make una stop una war na. abeg. I no like am. 2 cool dudes lashing out at each other's throatshuh?

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=730775.msg8887430#msg8887430 date=1312898996]Like you said--- AN element of truth--just one element. The rest is fake. I rest my case. grin

Plus, how am I so sure you guyz like to fork for real. I have no evidence na. Na only mouth/keyboard. 190 is an example of Facade master--lol-- On here, he appears mentaly disturbed. In real life, he's far far far worse than that. grin
[/quote]Really. Got no evidence. Na only mouth/keyboard. You got to be kidding me BABE.

SIlknSteel:
@All: I quite agree with Fork-addict. Our personalities come across in our writings no matter how much we try to pretend. Granted people can hide behinde usernames and facade but in one way or another,you will be able to place their personality from their writings or posts. Take 190 for instance,wtout looking @d replies,l cld tell his! Or is it Sexkillz? U kinda knw he is intelligent, evn Upendo or sth then there is the Poster himself. I for one can tell personalities from simple text,chats n posts maybe not a 100% bt atleast to a reasonable level.
Cheers y'all.
***SilknSteel***
Reading people's personalities from their posts easy for me die. Its just that to do that, i need to carefully read thru a number of posts by the same poster and i aint got that time. i rush thru most posts cos I'm at work most of the time i visit nairaland. Another person i fit yarn a few things about na Mr.BrownJay but I'll let that pass. I dont know why people think its such a big deal
Romance › Re: She Weigh 98kg by forkadict(m): 1:49pm On Aug 09, 2011
@ OP.
98kg ke? dat one na erin nla men! Jeeeez.

See i fear for your life o. cos imagine one day if una dey fork and una dey cowgirl position and she come powerfully, con collapse on top you. Maguy, you fit suffocate die from there o.
Romance › Re: Who Has The Most Attractive Personality On Nairaland? (Females) by forkadict(m): 1:26pm On Aug 09, 2011
Goldieluks:
@Forkaddict!

Don't call me senseless,please.cause you know am not!!!

Well, I apologise if you took offence at that. But you really need to calm down and understand people's posts before going ahead to tackle them. Once again i apologise.
Romance › Re: Who Has The Most Attractive Personality On Nairaland? (Females) by forkadict(m): 1:00pm On Aug 09, 2011
@ goldieluks.

Take for example again, Poweredcome. I can say with a reasonable degree of accuracy that the guy is a bad bad lover of big assssssss and big asssssssed ladies.
Romance › Re: Who Has The Most Attractive Personality On Nairaland? (Females) by forkadict(m): 12:43pm On Aug 09, 2011
@ Goldie luks abi na wetin be your name. If you feel like ridiculing yourself, then so be it. This was my first post

fork adict:
Omo dat one na lie. There is almost always an element of reality behind Nairalanders' online personas. If you are sharp enough to detect that is. Take for example, me and Born2fuck. You go know shaaa ni say we like fork well well for real life. Take someone like ms potatoe, you go know say for real life she no dey quick vex and she's kinda courteous too.
Then make you come take person like my home boy 190. You go know say at one time, he was in a mental home. But maguy escape sha.
Dem plenty like that
At this point i meant Born2fuck and I both love forking. This was the only point where i mentioned any similarity between me and Born2fuck.
You responded with this:

Goldieluks:
So you can tell a person's personality,through the way they type?oh my dayz!!!##rolling eyes##

like Oguagua rightly said,a lot of people feign there personalities,too much FAKE pretenders on this NL.
TYPICAL!
You were still in line up to this point. I responded with this:

fork adict:
Ok. let me break it down for you. Its not easy for individuals to get my attention. Now all the people i mentioned above did one way or the other. How? cos whenever i read thru many if not all of their posts, there is always a pattern to them all. Whatever that pattern portrays is the element of reality behind their online personas.

Take for example, Born2fuck. That guy is funny. Now are you saying that its possible to be funny online and be boring in real life? P-l-e-a-se.
You would have been far better of had you kept quiet. But no, you responded to the above with this:
Goldieluks:
oh,so you think your funny?
Blimey! shocked
If you are sensible, you will agree with me that you were waaaaaay off point here. Cos i never referred to myself as being funny but you said i did. So i tried to draw your attention to this folly of yours by posting this;
fork adict:
Abeg dis one sabi read? I dey yarn about Born2fuck she say i dey yarn about me. Jeeeeeez! which meant that Take for example, Born2fuck. That guy is funny. Now are you saying that its possible to be funny online and be boring in real life? P-l-e-a-se.
Very much so. I cant agree more with you.
[quote][/quote]You con dey talk say i no fit relate to my post. You are a confused girl.
Romance › Re: Who Has The Most Attractive Personality On Nairaland? (Females) by forkadict(m): 12:16pm On Aug 09, 2011
Goldieluks:
oh,so you think your funny?
Blimey! shocked
Abeg dis one sabi read? I dey yarn about Born2fuck she say i dey yarn about me. Jeeeeeez!

Goldieluks:
Childishly annoying.
Very much so. I cant agree more with you.
Romance › Re: Who Has The Most Attractive Personality On Nairaland? (Females) by forkadict(m): 11:56am On Aug 09, 2011
Goldieluks:
So you can tell a person's personality,through the way they type?oh my dayz!!!##rolling eyes##

like Oguagua rightly said,a lot of people feign there personalities,too much FAKE pretenders on this NL.
TYPICAL!
Ok. let me break it down for you. Its not easy for individuals to get my attention. Now all the people i mentioned above did one way or the other. How? cos whenever i read thru many if not all of their posts, there is always a pattern to them all. Whatever that pattern portrays is the element of reality behind their online personas.

Take for example, Born2fuck. That guy is funny. Now are you saying that its possible to be funny online and be boring in real life? P-l-e-a-se.
Romance › Re: Who Has The Most Attractive Personality On Nairaland? (Females) by forkadict(m): 11:20am On Aug 09, 2011
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=730775.msg8884914#msg8884914 date=1312878038]Like Miss Oshelenge said, most/a good number of people on here put on a facade. So, if you have plans with the result of your poll---you're are likely to be on a looooonnnnnng thing. [/quote]Omo dat one na lie. There is almost always an element of reality behind Nairalanders' online personas. If you are sharp enough to detect that is. Take for example, me and Born2fuck. You go know shaaa ni say we like fork well well for real life. Take someone like ms potatoe, you go know say for real life she no dey quick vex and she's kinda courteous too.
Then make you come take person like my home boy 190. You go know say at one time, he was in a mental home. But maguy escape sha.
Dem plenty like that
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by forkadict(m): 9:30am On Aug 09, 2011
^^^^^ Indeed. Please get someone who's intelligent and unbiased, seek his opinion on the past 15 pages or thereabout and ask him to explain what is really happening to you since you have shown how dim you are to the world.

By the way, is this a Big Brother thread or a Fork Addict's Fans' thread? Cos the miserable show called BB is ended a long time ago and most of the post succeeding the show are centered around Fork addict.

Hey Mods, Lock this forking thread!
Romance › Re: Are There Pretty Girls On NL's Romance Section?? by forkadict(m): 8:40am On Aug 08, 2011
^^^^^ I no fit fight BABE o cos BABE na my person. But the other two, i give dem one one punch and dem fall yakata for ground.
Romance › Re: Fidel Castro Has Slept With 35,000 Women! by forkadict(m): 9:32pm On Aug 07, 2011
REALITY101:
Who freaking cares?
I freaking care.

[quote author=James-dman link=topic=728833.msg8868943#msg8868943 date=1312650747]O'boy, dat Castrol of a dude don turn nyashin to food oh! So tey he dey nyash 4 breakfast, lunch n dinner evryday, even @70+ yrs old. If na true, d guy 4 don die on top woman, him stamina 4 don fail am.[/quote]Na lie!!! Na wetin dey give man power be dat sef. remember OBJ and im daughter in law? OBJ sef never near 80 yrs when dat tin happen?
Romance › Re: Are There Pretty Girls On NL's Romance Section?? by forkadict(m): 9:17pm On Aug 07, 2011
annita19:
You wish. . Don't hate.
Really? You want me to mention your friend's name?
Romance › Re: Are There Pretty Girls On NL's Romance Section?? by forkadict(m): 9:16pm On Aug 07, 2011
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=729377.msg8875890#msg8875890 date=1312747337]LMAO---funny stuff! N7,000000 on welcome party? Na crase?

Anyways--I miss them BBA people.
[/quote]As in who? dem Lomwe, Luclay, Sharon O etc or the psychos wey dey run the BBA thread for Nairaland?
Romance › Re: Are There Pretty Girls On NL's Romance Section?? by forkadict(m): 9:00pm On Aug 07, 2011
annita19:
@fork adict you love playing with yourself right? Enjoy your self game sugar
Really? Cos i leaked your secret?
Romance › Re: Are There Pretty Girls On NL's Romance Section?? by forkadict(m): 8:50pm On Aug 07, 2011
^^^^^^^ Very good.

I dey track the beach closely. I heard she had one welcome party @ The Chrome last friday night. So she don spend like $50,000. E remain $150,000. Ill keep you posted
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Are There Good Looking Guys On Nl's Romance Section? by forkadict(m): 8:46pm On Aug 07, 2011
Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]The really 'handsome' 1's are behind the scenes mehnn. . .they say the 'beautiful' speak less.[/color] undecided
God bless you abeg. Dem never jam. Wait make all of we jam for party one day. All these people wey dey run dem mouth like tap so go bow when dem see NL fine boys
Romance › Re: Are There Pretty Girls On NL's Romance Section?? by forkadict(m): 8:43pm On Aug 07, 2011
****** DISCLAIMER*****

Folks, please do not be taken in by people's supposed pix. Just got a high level privileged info that the pix on anita19's profile isnt hers. Its a friend of hers.

@ OP. i knida agree with you. Nairaland no get fine chics. But i still maintain say BABE fine to me sha
Romance › Re: Are There Pretty Girls On NL's Romance Section?? by forkadict(m): 8:37pm On Aug 07, 2011
^^^^^^ reallyhuh??
Romance › Re: Are There Pretty Girls On NL's Romance Section?? by forkadict(m): 8:32pm On Aug 07, 2011
^^^^^ Which country do you reside? Make i try hustle vacation come dat country when i take my annual leave.
Romance › Re: Are There Pretty Girls On NL's Romance Section?? by forkadict(m): 8:20pm On Aug 07, 2011
@ Anita19. Please take down your pix. It aint good for my health
Romance › Re: Are There Pretty Girls On NL's Romance Section?? by forkadict(m): 8:17pm On Aug 07, 2011
@ OP. Seriously speaking, i cant say that i agree with you and in the same vein i cant say i disagree. The truth is that whilst there may be many pretty NL chics, they do not post their pics. so how the fork are we supposed to know if they are pretty or not?

I fit mention some sha. Number one na BABE then i just click on Anita19 profile and omo i shout. So BABE and Anita19 be baba confirm fine chics.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by forkadict(m): 4:08pm On Aug 07, 2011
Moodie:
Mr addict, u r like a little mouse I play with wen I am bored, like now. I throw some crumbs on the floor and sure as hell u will come runnin to nibble.never dissapoints. Good toy u r.
Anyway how many times will u exit the thread? U have mentioned your exit more than 5times. As I said was just goin thru if thread was still alive, and was surprised to find U still alive, so as usual I threw u some crumbs, and much as your common sense tells u to give me d silent treatment, u can't help but post somethin.

ROTFLMAO
Moodie:
See fork addict, see madness o.let us pray for this guy, he really has something goin on upstairs.

n pls stoopid addict maggot has been used too much, try, leech.

Just checkin to see if d thread was still alive!!

Quote from: Moodie on July 30, 2011, 05:46 PM
silly addict: an example of the disadvantage of freedom of speech.

Quote from: Moodie on July 30, 2011, 06:28 PM
"Me against d world" :nice when used in songs to sell records and make money. When u choose it as a lifestyle, lonely and sad. By this time tomorrow d name "fork addict" will represent something extremely annoying.e.g new insult "stop behaving like fork addict".

Quote from: Moodie on July 30, 2011, 09:00 PM
Welcome back, u think your postin 20times a day makes u d only one here? My mission is simply to keep u awake till they crown the peoples choice.after.that u can go jump in a lagoon for all I care.

Quote from: Moodie on July 30, 2011, 09:41 PM
Exhausted at last. Must have been a very hard 3mths for u, killin urself over nothing. Just want to ensure u r not let off easy.there's no more time for contributions, just time for winners and losers and u my friend are one of the biggest losers (, sorry, only loser) on this thread.

Quote from: Moodie on July 31, 2011, 05:41 AM
@fork addict,
Can't u use , "Jump in a river", or "hug transformer" or "hang urself", why must it be my very own "jump in a lagoon", Copy Cat.

Truth is thousands come to this thread daily to catch up on peoples views about d show without necessarily posting, but u somehow managed to wreck it for that silent majority. If this thread was like Big Brother, u would have been evicted the very first week.

What u don't understand is u have managed to wreck your username. This is a thread visited by EVERYBODY and going forward I doubt if anyone will take u seriously anywhere else.so don't even begin to sound civilized now, its too late.

Quote from: Moodie on July 31, 2011, 06:28 AM
, Hmmmm "how about the veins on her hands?", "what about her tatoos?", "see her silly implants", she is this, she is dat, HOW ABOUT THE $200,000 IN HER ACCOUNT?, even if she squanders it all or piles them up and burns every single note, she will still be Karen, the Life and soul of BBA 6.

Quote from: Moodie on July 31, 2011, 11:01 AM
, Is it your money?Huh?


Officially, Fork Addict's biggest fan & admirer on Nairaland.
Isnt it obvious to the whole world how desperately you are seeking my attention? Otherwise, can you state in very clear terms what your point is (if any) in all these posts of yours. This isnt any way to catch my attention maggot!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by forkadict(m): 9:28am On Aug 07, 2011
wesley80:
^^^ Always felt your entire fork history was an ego boosting myth created by yourself. Guess you're just a content wankster!
You are free to feel whatever you like and express such. You are entitled to that. But your feelings and reality are 2 forking different things. Get it? I know you guys are desperate to keep this sick thread going and the only way that can happen is by making sure you post something about me knowing very well that i will respond. Thats fine. but let me tell you guys one thing. Once i exit this miserable thread finally, i waka be dat. By the way, why you deu idolise this dele momodu guy? Na your brother? If he cough, you go post hey dele momodu coughs, If he sheet, you go post dele momodu sheet. If he shed tears you go run com nairaland post oga dele momodu shed tears o. Wetin sef? You really need to get a life. Before BB ended, Karen was your life. Now that the show is ended, Dele momodu na your life. Na wa for you o.


Moodie:
See fork addict, see madness o.let us pray for this guy, he really has something goin on upstairs.

n pls stoopid addict maggot has been used too much, try, leech.

Just checkin to see if d thread was still alive!!
Quote from: Moodie on July 30, 2011, 05:46 PM
silly addict: an example of the disadvantage of freedom of speech.

Quote from: Moodie on July 30, 2011, 06:28 PM
"Me against d world" :nice when used in songs to sell records and make money. When u choose it as a lifestyle, lonely and sad. By this time tomorrow d name "fork addict" will represent something extremely annoying.e.g new insult "stop behaving like fork addict".

Quote from: Moodie on July 30, 2011, 09:00 PM
Welcome back, u think your postin 20times a day makes u d only one here? My mission is simply to keep u awake till they crown the peoples choice.after.that u can go jump in a lagoon for all I care.

Quote from: Moodie on July 30, 2011, 09:41 PM
Exhausted at last. Must have been a very hard 3mths for u, killin urself over nothing. Just want to ensure u r not let off easy.there's no more time for contributions, just time for winners and losers and u my friend are one of the biggest losers (, sorry, only loser) on this thread.

Quote from: Moodie on July 31, 2011, 05:41 AM
@fork addict,
Can't u use , "Jump in a river", or "hug transformer" or "hang urself", why must it be my very own "jump in a lagoon", Copy Cat.

Truth is thousands come to this thread daily to catch up on peoples views about d show without necessarily posting, but u somehow managed to wreck it for that silent majority. If this thread was like Big Brother, u would have been evicted the very first week.

What u don't understand is u have managed to wreck your username. This is a thread visited by EVERYBODY and going forward I doubt if anyone will take u seriously anywhere else.so don't even begin to sound civilized now, its too late.

Quote from: Moodie on July 31, 2011, 06:28 AM
, Hmmmm "how about the veins on her hands?", "what about her tatoos?", "see her silly implants", she is this, she is dat, HOW ABOUT THE $200,000 IN HER ACCOUNT?, even if she squanders it all or piles them up and burns every single note, she will still be Karen, the Life and soul of BBA 6.

Quote from: Moodie on July 31, 2011, 11:01 AM
, Is it your money?Huh?


Officially, Fork Addict's biggest fan & admirer on Nairaland.
Isnt it obvious to the whole world how desperately you are seeking my attention? Otherwise, can you state in very clear terms what your point is (if any) in all these posts of yours. This isnt any way to catch my attention maggot

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