₦airaland Forum

Abeg make all of una free aso kid jor!

If una dey vex make una sef post pix of una joystick and punnnnnnny. Haba!

The guy express himself and una dey shout say una wan die. Nonsense.

Chuck D:
go siddon jare. see your mouth like "y'all, y'all" .

See mumumu o.

You mumumu so tey you post your nonsensical post two times. SMH! baba were

Chuck D:
go siddon jare. see your mouth like "y'all, y'all" .

Dundeeeeee. The internet isnt for illiterates. yall in my initial post is the short form of you all. Just to school you. Abi you dey wish say na you be the OP? You wan fork the OP oga abi?

@ OP.

What exactly does your babe mean by saying that she's bored? Is it bored in bed or just bored generally out of bed?

If it's the former, then i recommend my book for you. It is titled " Forking boredom out of your partner's brains" Its not at all expensive. It will cost you your ATM card and your pin.

But if it's the latter, shebi na naija chic she be? Then na Blackberries go do the magic. Believe me, she'll not know the meaning of boredom anymore.

best of luck man.

But @ OP. Seriously men, i no envy you o.

Please explain to your boss that you can NEVER have an erection to be able to penet.rate him since that is what he obviously wants you to do. Tell him that not even when you take an overdose of viagra and remind him that an overdose of viagra can actually lead to death.

If he offers to penet.rate you instead, anytime you guys want to jigijigi, run to the loo and apply some super glue in your asssssssssshole. That way he will not be able to penetr.ate you.

If he now demands for a bJ, bite his deak till it cuts in twos.

You see, all scenarios covered. Chillax. The situation aint as bad as you think.

All of you running your mouths on here like taps. I got one question for yall. Imagine the big boss was as rich as Bill gates and offers you to be his fork mate for 2 years and you will be paid 2 million dollars a year. How many of you will besinging the same song you are singing now when that time comes?

Moral of my story. Never say never! Empathise with the poster and stop castigating him like yall wouldnt do same if yall were in his shoes.

swallu:
the responses i am getting here are not just being helpful at all.i have already made up my mind anyway.I am going to divorce her but i will ready to pay any amount of money as her monthly or yearly allowance and of course i will cater for my son"s education and whatever would be the financial need.I am ready to follow my heart and the woman i love and i dont care if our family pastor reprimands me.Life is too short for me to deny my happiness.Ronkebp like i said i will be ready to be of any financial assistance to my wife and kid when i seperate myself from this marriage.

Ok Pally. Na the real solution be dis.

You complained that your wife is getting fatter and fatter by the day. Guy you need to stop her ASAP either by stabbing her with pins at intervals so she can lose some air or you take her near an electric cooker daily for about 20 minutes each day so some of her fat can melt. i kid tho.

Now lets get down to serious business. I accept the fact that you were kinda lured into getting married to a chic you dont have feelings for. You have every right to feel the way you do but don't think things would have been much better with your former girlfriend. This is because we all know that marriage is a very different ball game from dating/courtship. You might think your former ex is an angel now but a short while after your marriage, she MAY turn a monster and make life miserable for you. at least from your post, one can infer that your wife doesnt disrespect you, she's not violent, she's not confrontational. The only issue is that ther aint no chemisrtry.

My advice to you is, if you are going to divorce your wife, please take your time before you go into another marriage if you choose to. Look far beyond chemistry, sexual attraction and all that crap.

best of luck man.

@ Fickle.

First of, i must commend you on being a successful psychologist. Any thread you open, turns a best seller.

With that said, are you not based in UK? I may be wrong tho. But if i am not wrong, then does your hubby stay with you in UK? If yes, then help me tell him that i said that he is a real chairman. Staying in the Uk & having an affair with a naija based chic.

But if you are based in the Uk and your hubby resides in naija. Then how are you able to track the chic he's forking here in naija? I suspect say you be witch  

buzugee:
you are talking about an itty bitty negligible minority. the rest of them like i told you are treasure hunters. did i tell you that they were all my brothers best friends ? when they got drunk they confided in him all their anxieties and worries. thiis is a huge lebanese community i am talking about . dont believe the hype. most of them are treasure hunters. my brother has done shady deals with them too but he quickly left for america after spending 2 years when he returned from russia. those lebanese men Mr jamocani and the lot of them are still in nigeria looking for deals and govt contract. trust me bros we slept together and partied together.

Ok bros. So bros you be ggay?

uhuns:
good topic,

my questions.

1. howmuch do you profit from spending this volume of cash.

2.is it worth the while to spend so much on social cost giving the high cost of living, othe bills---dstv --car--gen--etc

3. do we spend half of this on health---charity----vacation etc

4. just food for thaught---------spend wisely----dont follow the trend----

5. and for all spending more than 15k mtly if you are not on contract parkage then u be o lo do or you are nt telling the thrught.

6. i have been on contract for 5yrs runing, and is still more convinient.----to me sah

Good Questions.
My response.
1. Is it your money?
2. Is it your money?
3. Is it your money?
4. Is it your money?
5. Is it your money?
6. Congratulations

During my dark days with those BAS.TARDS called MTN. I used to spend N200 daily which makes it N6000 monthly. Then came my saviour Etisalat. Now i spend N3800 max monthly with the benefit of more talk time. About double my talk time for the month when i was still with those BAS.TARDS MTN

Funny (Clowns) Nigerians.

When airtel sacked about 3000 members of staff of their company, Nigerians screamed BLOODY INDIANS THIS, BLOODY INDIANS THAT BLA BLA BLA.

Now Multichoice insists on due process, again nigerians are screaming BLOODY SOUTH AFRICANS THIS, BLOODY SOUTH AFRICANS THAT,

Common Peeps.

madejibo:
My decoder (in my name) was stolen from my house and I went to multichoice office to transfer my credit balance (since I still had a substantial bal in my stolen decoder) to a decoder I got from my brother (in my brother's name). I was told that I can't transfer my credit to another decoder UNLESS the decoder bares my name the only other solution is to buy a new decoder in name then I can transfer. I asked where d money goes shld not be an issue but where the money comes from? Y shld there be such a law? I think these bloody south Africans have taken us 4 a ride and its the fault of our govt let's say NO [b][/b]to insensitive attitude of DSTV. Above all they spoke to me so rudely but trust me I ll be in their Head office soon. THIS IS CHEATING

NO!

Ijogz K:
Hahahaha the GEJ followers are now fighting themselves, These were the same fooooolsssss i told and begged to vote Buhari in, Who do we have there, "A clueless illiterate who relies on luck rather than work" Lets sit back, relax and enjoy our suffering. It pays sometyms to be a foo.l

Are you sure Gbawe was a GEJ apologist?

Nna men. na wah o.

No be everybody wey go school no be illiterate o. This vet doctor vet doctor student na baba illiterate.

Akanniade:
This is not entirely true in recent times. A mechanic on trial could have a jury pool made up of teachers, doctors, cleaners etc.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=776556.msg9291124#msg9291124 date=1317965529]Every registered American is a potential juror.

Do you have a driver license? Are you registered in an academic institute? Is your name in the phone book? etc? There you go.[/quote]Although i never reach yankee before o. But i don read John Grisham books before and what i read confirmed the above.

Also a potential juror should have no criminal record.

@ OP.

First of I assume you are based in naija? If yes, abeg people dey do dat kind runs for naija? Dey propose to your chic of 4 years? Guy no need abeg. Una go just blend the relationship enter the marriage stuff ni.

But if you insist on proposing, why not try and have both of you shower together. Then when you guys are already bathing, just pause and bring out the ring and do your sheet. Note that you would have hidden the ring in the bathroom before your showertime. This is my 2 kobo.

After the proposal and acceptance, una fit even fork inside bathroom sef. I tell you, that will be one of the most memorable forking session she'll ever have.All the best bro.

Texther:
Why are they selling megabyte? I prefer those that sells time (hours) so that I can download as much as I want.

This is the simple question any sensible person should ask. Imagine paying 3k5 for 1GB. If i download 1, 2, 3, video clips, the thing go just finish.

But MTN these id.iots, thieves and BAS.TARDS with their scams that they keep calling promos. SMH for anyone that subscribes to this pooo.

SexyBabie:
oh no, my brother shouldnt see this? am sure he would love to be there,

Not only your brother my dear, many guys also want to be there including yours truly. matter of fact, i am already processing my visa. Thank God their money hasnt got any real value. With N20,000 i will live a life worthy of a king's.

BTW is that you in your profile pix?

Re: What Is Your Weakness. . . ?
Quote from Reality101« #35 on: Yesterday at 11:58:25 PM » 

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The following is the melting n wicked-weakness > > > Sexy, beautiful, flat belle, weighing 125-130Ibs, tall, got moderate boobson, bootyson, nice curly long natural hair, nice shape, good set of teeth, independent.


Omo na Angel you dey find be dat and angels no dey live for dis our planet earth

Please I need some advice from you guys. I am thinking of buying a blackberry torch. Current market price is about 75k. I feel that is on the rather high side but i can go for it all the same. However if i have to part with my 75k for a fone, then that fone had better got features that'll be worth every single naira.

So guys that are using or may have used the fone, kindly advice me on the pros and cons of the fone. Please talk about reliability, durability, and other unique features or qualities the fone may possess. Thanks.

@ OP.

First of let me ask you if you are based in naija? If not then there may not be much cause for worry. But if yes, then there is every cause for you to worry. He may not kill you, for he may not be able to face the consequences if he's caught. But he may pour acid on your pretty face (I assume here that you are pretty) and face the consequences wellla. You know that in naija serious crimes especially those perpetrated by the infuencial and wealthy mostly go with minimal punishment.

Nelton:
It is such a sad story that Indians are treating Nigerians this way and the govt is just looking at them. I have been followining what is happening in Airtel for some time now starting from the Abuja strike. It is imperative to know that there have never ever been a time since GSM came that a strike like this would be happening. Now Airtel has taken over from Zain and everyday there seem to be one problem or the other. I would advise the workers to stage a protest to the National assmbly in Abuja, because right now it seems even the NLC has failed them. It is high time the Nigerian govet rise up to this occasion. Indians cannot come and dehumanise our citizens here in Niegria. If they cannot meet up with the working standards as it is then they should pack their bags and go. Everywhere you go where Indians are employers of labour the complains is always the same and yet the govt does not want to take action on this. My friends the only way is to cry out to the National assembly, down tools and let the whole world know that you guys are not been treated well. We are all solidly behind you.

As for the poster that said indians are not animals. It is either you are an indian or you have never had reason to work with these people.

Isnt it obvious?

zignor:
lol . . .they use it on naija babes

Naaaah. As much as i HATE those garllic smelling lepers, they are generally not randy. I give that to them

otokx:
The Indians you say are beasts but how come they are the ones that keep coming in to grow our economy (1). The answer is that they always produce results for the owners. This should be a wake up call for us young Nigerians to look inwards. We are just too carefree and do work hard to bring about real results; imagine even local football clubs are resorting to foreign based coaches and the results are there to see e.g. heartland FC (2).Customer care is really not for graduates, that is the truth and there are many other jobs like that where primary school holders can function with computer knowledge but in Nigeria we have reduced everything to university graduates with 2.1. (3)[/b]In summary the problem lies with us, if we did our homework well the matter of the Indians or Chinese would never arise but [b]lets give it to these guys - they are hardworking and work like machines (4).

(1) Its because of our successively clueless, despicable and corrupt leadership and leaders. Nothing more guy.

(2) STRAIGHT UP BULLSHEET. You may be lazy and carefree but the average naija guy aint lazy. Second Eyimba won the CAF champions league twice successively with a nigerian coach. Your Heartland coach only won the Federations cup.

(3)This takes us back to my point number one. Successive clueless, despicable and corrupt leaders who left our infrastructure to decay and who had noclue about how to fight unemployment. Are innocent nigerians to be held responsible for this? I beg not.

(4) Nobody is complaining about how lazy or how hardworking they are. I for one really do not have any problem whatsoever with hardwork. Matter of fact, its just the inavailability of funds that's still making me work for someone. Believe me you, if one stray N12 million naira comes my way, i will forking resign and start my own company. All we are saying is those beasts should make their employess working conditions more humane. Make your pay commensurate with the work load. Always make your employee's safety a matter of top  priority etc etc. Too many to mention.