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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by forkadict(m): 8:42pm On Sep 02, 2011
[quote author=££VICTOR££ link=topic=748509.msg9063518#msg9063518 date=1314975376]Who esle dude? Its you mayne, I aint got time for droppings talk 2day, Today is good day for me so your useles$ self is far frm makin' it horrible!

@op nice thread and lets stick to the topic of the thread grin[/quote]Indeed. you aint got time for droppings talk but your du.mb a$$ keeps responding to my posts. By the way, is it not funny how you keep cheering about how nice this post is and how beautiful or handsome some people are but you refuse to post your id.i.otic fugly pix? You dont only make me sick, i also find you disgusting! Daaaaaaaaaaannnnnnmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!
Music/Radio › Re: Don Jazzy Reacts To 'Oliver Twist' Ban By NBC by forkadict(m): 4:49pm On Sep 02, 2011
Now let us bring some salient issues to the fore. Even though they have always been prominent. Songs that qualify as hits and monster hits in Naija music scene have one thing in common basically. That is their beats. Examples abound. Yahoozee by Olu maintain, Gongo Aso by 9ice, Do me i Do you by Psquare, Why me by Dbanj, Oleku by Ice prince and countless others attribute their hit status primarily to their danceable beats. A song's beat is what makes it a club song and once a song qualifies as a club song, then with a little promotion it almost always becomes a hit. The relevance of meaningful lyrics in determining a song's marketability is secondary. This is the true situation of things in Naija's music scene of today.

Dbanj as an artist has never impressed me with meaningful content in any of his hit songs and he has countless hits to his name. I attribute his success as an artist to Don Jazzy's phonomenal dexterity as a producer. He is the heart and soul of the Mo Hits crew. I dont get won over easily. Competence and consistency are what i am always on the look out for when rating stars. Don jazzy has persistently displayed both and i have no choice but to be a fan of his. As far as i am concerned, and using my afore mentioned criteria to evaluate supposed stars in Naija's entertainment industry, he is the only true star.

Sentiment apart, i make bold to say (as a nigerian that has been fully resident in nigeria for over my 28 years of existence) that Nigerian government and all its agencies are the epitome of confusion, mediocrity, inefficiency and gross waste. Examples abound. NTA, The Nigeria Police, Corporate affairs commission, NEPA, Federal Civil service, NNPC etc. NBC obviously is a government agency and of course it  must display similar traits.

Anyone familiar with naija music scene may recall a few years ago when they banned the song titled Bang Bang Bang by Femi Kuti . The same song which was banned over the airwaves in Nigeria went ahead to win countless international awards. My point is those guys at NBC are a confused bunch of id,i,ots. Many songs should have been banned by the foooooools in NBC but such songs escape their forked up radar. Examples are Maga don pay by kelly handsome, and also Yahoozee by Olu maintain to mention but a few. Both songs endorse and promote fraud (419) on a mega scale but both songs commended massive airplay and promotion. Should i even mention the king of Lewd lyrics himself Obesere? How do his songs which are riddled with sexual innuendoes gat approved by the lunatics at NBC?

Now to the song in question, Oliver Twist.The song possesses  tremendous dance appeal. Thanks again to Don jazzy. The song is also typical of most songs by Dbanj. It's got zero message apart from how Dbanj wants to have many world acclaimed gorgeous chics like Beyonce, Nadia buhari, Genevieve all to himself and how some chic somewhere wants to have world acclaimed hot guys such as Tuface, Dbanj, Trey Song all to themselves. This meassage (if i can call it that) the all-in-all of the song. My question to the NBC gooooons is on what basis should the song then be banned? what lewd lyrics are contained therein? Let them ban the song all they want, the truth is the song will become a monster hit eventually and i will not be surprised if it also wins international awards just like Femi Kuti's bang bang bang. When can we as a nation have focused and competent guys in charge of our affairs in all facets of governance?

As for the guys at NBC, I look yall straight in the eye and i tell yall, FORK YALL!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by forkadict(m): 3:33pm On Sep 02, 2011
^^^^^^ And who is your post directed at?
Romance › Re: What's The Big Deal In A Girl Asking A Boy Out? by forkadict(m): 3:25pm On Sep 02, 2011
Alorauk:
@ Forkaddict !!!!!! Are u for real?(1) your profile picture is deceiving (2)
(1) I am real. Real in the sense that i am a fork addict.
(2) How so?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by forkadict(m): 3:16pm On Sep 02, 2011
Quote from ££Victor££
Did i hear u mention property? Am not a mod nt to take of Admin,  Well am going to explain that in a simple English, all am trying to say is that ''ARE U DONE''
Dude if u wanna b a crap in the a!ss on this thread pls kindly move away,  (no hard feelin')


Like i said earlier just in case you are soooo d.um.b to understand, you do not tell me to get out of any thread on nairaland whether i am done or not. Nairaland aint your property and it will never be. Well unless Seun bequeaths it to your stooopid assssss. And that will be a disfavor to mankind should that happen.

So goat, I can post whatever i like (so long as i dont violate any rule), wherever i like on nairaland. I.D.IOT

Now i say to you will you just shut the fork up if you got notin sensible to say. Do not ever attempt to call me out on NL. It aint a wise thing to do
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by forkadict(m): 4:28pm On Sep 01, 2011
dammytex:
Okay hoodrat, you made your point.

You are fine. Shebi that's what you want to hear. BRAVO!!!!THUMBS UP!!!!!!!!!EHHHHH!!!


House, if you want hoodrat to stop posting, say Aye.
Why would you think this thread is for dating?
Against say Nay.

**** Fork Addict screams at the top of his voice, 'NAY' ***

The Nays have it.

@ Hoodrat. Abeg carry go jor!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by forkadict(m): 4:21pm On Sep 01, 2011
[quote author=££VICTOR££ link=topic=748509.msg9056288#msg9056288 date=1314890332]Ok we have heard, Can u use the door now! #okbye[/quote]Why? Nairaland na your property? Seun give you permission to come post for nairaland, you wan takeover ownership? Na so you greedy reach?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by forkadict(m): 4:16pm On Sep 01, 2011
HISchild:
humbly, but assertively, these things are vain, as they/we all do fade, we should focus on the holy word of GOD & HIS righteousness.

"Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity." -Ecclesiastes 1:2

“Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.” - Proverbs 31:30

"For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?" -Matthew 16:26

"For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world. And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.” - 1 Jn 2:16-17
Guy. I sure say na because you worwor na im make you just dey quote bible dey go so. No be as you bornagain reach.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by forkadict(m): 4:06pm On Sep 01, 2011
[quote author=££VICTOR££ link=topic=748509.msg9056162#msg9056162 date=1314889485]@Hoodrat not that am hatin' nor got beef with u, If u must upload a pix, please can you kindly crop them 50% b4 uploading them,
You look great!! Lol[/quote]@ Hoodrat. No crop anytin o. Give it to them RAW, UNCENSORED AND UNDILUTED.
Romance › Re: What's The Big Deal In A Girl Asking A Boy Out? by forkadict(m): 4:01pm On Sep 01, 2011
Nayah:
hello poster, I think there's nothing wrong to do it, we women want the equality so this is a wonderful example to show off our motivation  wink
For real? If so then looks can be deceptive. Cos your profile pix doesnt portray you as the bold outgoing type.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by forkadict(m): 3:54pm On Sep 01, 2011
@ All Hoodrat Haters.

Abeg make una free the guy na. At least the guy no hold una hand. Make una sef post una pix if una dey vex. At least nairaland fit take all of una pix. Its a forking free world and free nairaland.

@ Hoodrat. Abeg carry go jor. Those wey gbadun you dey gbadun you. (I no dey among sha o)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by forkadict(m): 3:37pm On Sep 01, 2011
Ok ok ok.

I think its time some truth to be told.

First of, for the guys apart from maybe two or three of them, the rest are bloody regular guys. Nothing, absolutely nothing worth more than a few seconds  gaze on the computer and i am sure they will be much worse in real life.

Same goes for the ladies with the exception of a few sha. No hating. And this presupposes that for those few, the pix posted are actually theirs.
Nairaland General › Re: What Kind Of Dog Can One Use For Home Security? by forkadict(m): 4:56pm On Aug 25, 2011
frenchman2:
German Shepherd - very vocal breed, intelligent. easily trained.
cost 40-150k depending on breeder/source

Rotweiller- known for its aggression. Not recommended for anybody who has no experience in keeping a dog.
cost 80-150k


Boerboel, also called south african mastiff- big, muscular breed. very good guard/security.
cost 100-150k

Russian shepherd also called caucasian. if you're looking for size and aggression this is the dog.
but require lots of grooming because of its long thick hairs.
cost 150 and above
Very insightful and informative piece. Thanks. If i may ask are you a vet doc? Or you just got to know all these from experience with dogs?
Romance › Re: I Have Naturally Big Features by forkadict(m): 3:19pm On Aug 25, 2011
bittatruth:
[color=#550077]Ok lets say i am very well endowed.

Do you think this is more of an advantage or disadvantage?

People will see my assets before GETTING TO KNOW what i got in store?(MY BRAIN)


My friend has this issue, she's really such a sweet person and very intelligent babe, but she gets quite self-contious at times?as she feels guys especially go after her primarily because of just her endownment(s)?

What do you say about this?Ever felt this way as a woman?or had a friend/girlfriend who felt this way about herself?guys ever just went after a chic based on her boom ba doom, bakasssi, heavy load, huge bosoms even when she looked responsible?[/color]
You and that ya friend, the 2 of una no serious.

Na dis one you dey call big nyanshhuh? Go check those threads by powerdcom on big nyansh you go sabi wetin we dey call big nyansh.
Politics › Re: Suspension Of Salami Was Targeted At Frustrating Cpc Petition In Court? by forkadict(m): 11:39am On Aug 23, 2011
lagos2NYC:
^^^ Beaf does not believe in anything he writes on here. He has no principles. His only Principle is money, and Gej is giving him loads of it. The sorry ba*stard. Bemigho, why did you run away?
Whether or not he believes in whatever bullsheet he writes is his god.damn.ed business. In life, i believe in accountability for my actions so i thread carefully whenever i feel my actions have an impact on peoples' lives. Imagine this stoooopid beaf and other GEJ cohorts taking my life backwards for another 4 years? like the 12 years PDP wasted of my life wasn't enough? I have since accepted that since his election was to a large extent free and fair. But to now keep throwing sheet right into my face? trying to make me reason with you on why an illegal and perverted action is right? This is too much for me.  I am very misearble being a nigerian. Why the fork cant we get even the simplest things right as a nation?
Business › Re: The Customer Service Name And Shame Thread by forkadict(m): 11:07am On Aug 23, 2011
^^^^^ Hell yeah!

Acees bank Ilupeju, Thumbs up men. been there a couple of times and i was wondering what the fork was going on. I doubt if they can sustain that level of customer service for a long time. its almost unbelievable.
Romance › Re: Ladies Do You Like D Six Pack In A Guy? by forkadict(m): 11:03am On Aug 23, 2011
^^^^^ Abegiiiiii jor!

Like say we no sabi plenty girls wey get better work dey collect better pay but still dey tag along with baba shege because of him wallet. Na by mouth?

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