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Cuddlemii:
@poster

Dude, Im even doubting your definition of hot cos sometimes men hype things a lot.

[b]No 1, a hot babe would never beg for alms in an undefined manner
No 2, a hot babe should have her money or have a source/sources of money already
No 3, a hot babe would never ask for money over the phone, what kind of raz approach is dt, na kunu n pap seller ni?
No 4, a hot babe should be more intelligent, who uses the "Im broke line" in this day and age.[/b]You sef wetin you dey do with I never chop and I want mary kay babe. You no sharp ni? No butty hotties or independent chicks around you ni. Very soon she would ask for BB and her brothers school fees. Quit the OSU babes and get with the CU, Bapcock and all the other private uni babes in Ogun state.

You sef play am back. GIVE HER A BOUNCE CHEQUE or Carry her to the bank and do the My ATM Card is not working thingy.

Poster, you no get babes ni, 20k would get you 6 babes and several rounds at empire hotel or buy an acre of land in your village. Invest wisely.

No.1 You know nothing about hot chics and their demeanor. And please dont mix hot and independence up. Not all hot chics are independent. So we assume the chic the OP is referrring to as hot but not independent. Those are the realest and baddest taxmasters in naija. Go out and find out. Dem full lag.
No.2 have you ever heard anyone say "ah, this money i have is enough for me." No amount of mugus can be enough for a taxmaster chic. again go out and find out. dem full lag.
No.3 Isnt that the most convenient way to tax someone? imagine the OP and the chic live hundreds of miles apart and she wants to tax him. Do you expect her to travel down to see him before taxing him Common man. Just pick up your forking fone and call up the mugu. If he's ready, he credits your account. If i may ask you, how do you expect her to tax him?? Write an application
No.4 FYI. The 'I'm broke line' is the most convenient line to use. A chic calls up a guy, tells him shes broke. Thats all that is needed. No time. No long story. If the guy is sensible, he shouldnt go asking what do you need money for? On the other hand, if the chic tells the guy she needs a certain amount to get some stuff, the guy might start negotiating, prunning down the amount and all sorts. so you see, that line saves both the taxmaster and the taxpayer a whole lot of time and energy. That is if the guy is a performer sha.

My simple conclusion about your post is you no just sabi as tins dey move for town. I doubt if you are even based in naija.

^^^ No wahala. You never ready fork be dat

Three scenarios possible for me:
1) Assuming she's SOOOOOOO HOT. Like my fantasy girl and i have the money, i will make it clear to her that the money aint the problem but her willingness to drop her Womanliness is. She doesn't drop her Womanliness, she doesnt get 20k. That way, its either she's game or not. I got nothing to lose. But i will never want a steady relationship with her cos to me, she's just a ho. We will only be fork mates at best.
2)Assuming she's SOOOOOOO HOT. Like my fantasy girl and i don't have the money. I will hang up and never call her again. But i will be angry with myself for a long time for not being able to raise the money.
3) Assuming she aint all that hot. I will hang up and never call her again. Only a girl's hotness can make me part with such a huge sum of money. Period.

@ OP.
I dont care what you do, but please listen to Mr BrownJ.
Personally, i feel the guy has been looking for a way to call it quits with you and you just played into his hands. THE GUY DOESNT GIVE TWO FORKS ABOUT YOU. CLEAR, SHORT AND SIMPLE.

But na wa o, why do ladies find it difficult to get over guys?? You see girls still sticking to guys that abuse them, disrespect them in every way possible etc If someone dumps you, you forking dump him right back. If you feel someone doesnt treat you right, you forking dump him. Or can anyone explain to me??

Da Doctor:
@ms potato,
190 and forkaddikk don declare their interest for you na

@NAYAH, Please comply

Abeg na for where i declare interest on top ms (irish abi na sweet) potatoe? My interest na on top BORN2FUCK, OBOWUNMI, DOBODOBO, BIG PRI.CK AND 190(F).

@ mS POTATOE.
Na me be yeye fowl abi?ok i dey come just wait for me. you hear?

DivideUs:
ilike mend claimed 1st oct bombin? am guessing this donkey voted pdp

Dont mind that bas.tar.d WEREPELEI or whatever his stoooooopid name is. So quick to come to PDP and JEJ's defence. Most disgusting is the fact that he has appointed his stoooopid self as the sole decider of intelligent and stoooopid posts. If you agree with him in your post, he classifies you as intelligent. If you dont, then you are stupid. Such an immature, sentimental, i.diotic poster. Mscheeeeeeew

My people, i have just one thing to say. Let us all keep praying that the boko haram things keep attacking the police and not the innocent civillians. Because the day the declare war on the populace, we will be left absolutely at their mercy. Dem go so bomb us ehn?

Demdem:
emmmmnnnn, sorry but our president suggested a 'carrot and stick' solution to the Boko haram issue some time ago.

i have been saying this for more than a year now and i will continue to say it.

GEJ IS WEAK

He is not only weak, he's so stoooopid. He is a dull motherforker who doesnt know jack as in jack about any aspect of governance. Even Yaradua that strikes me about the weakest man on earth still summoned the courage to wage war on niger delta militants when their excesses almost choked the nation to death. But what do we have with JEJ? Just dey look. Bomb dey blow for everywhere. Who can please wake this ID.I.OT up to face these boko haram pigs head on? Na wa for naija

Demdem:
emmmmnnnn, sorry but our president suggested a 'carrot and stick' solution to the Boko haram issue some time ago.

i have been saying this for more than a year now and i will continue to say it.

GEJ IS WEAK

He is not only weak, he's so stoooopid. He is a dull motherforker who doesnt know jack as in jack about any aspect of governance. Even Yaradua that strikes me about the weakest man on earth still summoned the courage to wage war on niger delta militants when their excesses almost choked the nation to death. But what do we have with JEJ? Just dey look. Bomb dey blow for everywhere. Who can please wake this idiot up to face these boko haram pigs head on? Na wa for naija

werepeLeri:
D u m b

Obviously, you are one of the idi.otic bast.ards that voted that dumb JEJ into power abi? You never jam. I talk true you say na dumb abi? Wait until boko haram bomb all your family members in one day.Then you go know say na true i talk. Stoooooooopid goat! God punish you!

Abeg make all of una shut up jor!!! why all of una dey hala? No be una go vote JEJ? Una see person wey be like mumu like dat una go vote am make he be president. Wetin he sabi wey dem dey call security, power, road, education (even though he claim say im be doctor), good roads?

Naija, we never jam o we just dey start. Fresh air just start to dey blow!

THE AMAKA:
Luclay is an actor, gosh! i know there are people in the house working to keep him there. that's why whenever he is up for eviction, he is always so cool and laid back about it. I KNOW THOSE SOUTH AFRICANS ARE PLAYING DIRTY GAMES DOWN THERE! the producers are always giving Luclay a pass with EVERYTHING the guy is clearly unstable and mentally deranged, but then again, he could be faking that too. but his personality is bloody annoying and FAKE! the same way the producers were lenient on Lerato last season. No i didn't watch last season, but i did see a lot of the clips and that drunk was a mess. anyway, Karen cannot go home just yet, KEEP VOTING GUYS!

KAREN MUST STAY UNTIL THE FINALS!

btw, i think Biggie's producers chose our naija reps on purpose so that we don't go far. Karen has a funny personality but i mean, she clearly has a sketchy past with the fake bosoms and all those tattoos and stuff. Vina, she is barely even naija (IMO) with her British accent and "posh" attitude. i mean, they wanted to make sure Naija does not win this one. hehe, but KAREN IS STRONG, SO I TRUST HER TO MAKE IT TO THE FINALS!

and then we will all vote like MAD.
no rigging please!

Oh Luclay is fake but your karen is real abi? Karen that talks in a crude naija accent this minute and the next she's talking in one crappy, confused accent. At least Luclay is consistent in his speech (accent wise). Although i seem to share the same sentiments with you as regards that luclay guy. He's so forking overconfident that he's going to win. he got this feeler when he was on stage the last time he was up for eviction. That idea to bring nominees for eviction on stage is really really bad cos if you are smart, you should be able to gauge the public's perception of you. I will be so so so happy if somehow Luclay doesnt win.

it is now a fact that if a reasonable naija guy steps into big brother house, he'll emerge the winner and so mnet made a deliberate attempt to frustrate this by bringing only girls from naija and also bringing luclay who is almost an accomplished actor to rep SA. mnet is desperate to make sure that an SA guy wins this time after all these years of just hosting the show with nothing to show for it. But as for rigging in favor of anybody, i cant tell. Although i wont want to subscribe to that cos any auditing firm will not want to compromise their reputation. And reputation is what sells audit firms anyways.

Loveaflame:
Thanks for all your good and bad advises.I appreciate all.I just wanted to share the story for the benefit of those who might have similar problems.

[b]Yes, I am expert in love relationship does not exempt me from the trials of marital challenges.[/b]You must be tested for what you believe to prove that you are real otherwise you become a fake.
I have learn t a great lesson about patience and living at peace with myself not minding the external turmoil.I don't believe any woman is a devil it depends on understanding and spiritual enlightenment.
The devil is the real destroyer of homes and we should be aware of that.It takes a little bit of spiritual power,grace and God's mercy to have a relative peace in the home.
I challenge those of you who leave your wives for concubine due to conflict to have a rethink and go into deep consecration and prayers to repair the broken alters of marriage and stop acting like cowards who fear real issues and hide in darkness wishing it's only a dream.

All you men on this forum should look at life from a godly point of value and stop acting like saints.You need to change your mindset and believe the best about females.No one is without a weakness.We should all work on our weaknesses and encourage the other party to do the same.
I believe in the sanctity of the marriage institution.I hold it in High Honour. I challenge all to do the same for the sake of POSTERITY.

SO WHAT THE FORK ARE YOU DOING ON NAIRALAND WHY DONT YOU FACE YOUR TEST SQUARELY SO YOU CAN BE PROVEN TO BE REAL?

OK SO BRING THAT GREAT LESSON YOU HAVE LEARNT ABOUT PATIENCE TO BEAR IN YOUR CASE

AGAIN, WHY THE FORK ARE YOU BRINGING THIS SHEET TO NAIRALAND. YOU KNOW ITS THE DEVIL YOU HAVE A CASE WITH AND ONLY GOD CAN SEE YOU THRU BUT YOU COME TO NAIRALAND TO RANT. NA NAIRALAND GOD DEY NOW

ONE MORE TIME, SO WHY THE FORK ARE YOU HERE? WHY CANT YOU ENCOURAGE YOUR WIFE TO WORK ON HER WEAKNESS OF COMING TO EMBARRASS YOU AT YOUR PLACE OF WORK?

O JEBI


SUMMARY:
since you know you have a problem and you know so much about how to solve the problem, why do you come on NL to rant?

Someone needs an urgent counsel (i presume) and seeks same on Nairaland but what do we have? Sickos misyarning all over the place. Mscheeeeeeeeew.

@ OP. Now seriously are you for real? Or are you up to some mischief? feed me back. Then we'll know how to proceed. safe.

Please folks,
Is anyone familiar with BLACK by Kenneth Cole? How much does an original bottle sell for? If you want an effect of about 12 hours on you, like how many puffs do you need to spray on? I expect it to be much cos its an eau de toilette and not eau de parfum. This means that the concentration of the fragrance will be about 10% as such if one needs a 12 hr effect, he may need an excess of 10 puffs. Is this true?

I really like the smell though but i need to know if its long lasting. Pleasant smell and lingering effect are my requirements in selecting a perfume. Please guys, kindly help a bro out. Thanks

dominique:
kim and danny will propably be evicted on sunday. the show will be as good as dead if karen walks at this stage. same thing goes for luclay. sadly their loonyness and tackyness is the talking point of the show. the heads house is already dead as it is. at some point they should just merge both houses.

Well said babe.
I find it quite irritating that Karen and Luclay seem to be the focii of the show. Mnet really really goofed in their selection process this time.
But for me personally, my favourite housemate is Felicia. If you are willing to overlook her gossiping prowess, you might find her likeable. She's naughty, makes me laugh and doesnt cause trouble unlike that karen bleachy beach.

[quote author=8inch+ link=topic=689025.msg8521117#msg8521117 date=1308117244]Its a well known fact that Arik flight schedules are never on time.
But this past sunday (June 12th), ‎I vowed never to use them again.
‎I always book online to avoid the stress of paying cash @ the airport, with crowd of touts, collecting teller n all, and so saturday night, ‎I check their flight schedule, select a flight for 14:50 from ph to lagos, pay online and ‎I'm sent a confirmation email
‎I get to the airport by 13:50, go to the counter to get my ticket and they tell me that there was never a 14:50 flight, that my flight time was 13:35 and ‎I've missed the flight.
Any other part of the world, the airline would have apologised, and put me on the next available flight with no additional cost. But Arik insisted that ‎I pay for ticket upgrade so that ‎I can be put on the next flight.
‎I asked to see the manager, showed him the email sent to me by them with the wrong flight time, he acknowlege that its their fault, but still insisted ‎I pay the fee.
While ‎I was busy telling them that ‎I'm not meant to pay anything as the fault was entirely theirs, one of the lady staff said, "If ‎I were you, ‎I'll go and pay now cos the flight is almost full"
So as not to loose on both sides, ‎I pay the fee, and arik being theselves, a flight for 5:30pm left 9:15pm
ARIK AIR, NEVER AGAIN!![/quote]I had a similar experience with them in 2007. I was supposed to fly to owerri from lagos at a particular time. I can't remember the specific details now. I arrived at the airport about one and a half hours earlier only for me to hear that my flight which was supposed to take off about one and a half hours later was already boarding. I just considered myself lucky and boarded the flight. I didn't know what's up at the time because that was my first time of flying in about 21 years. I was completely taken in by the useless company's glamour and all their effizy. But after that incident, i vowed not to fly with them again. and guess what, Ive kept true to my words. But who are the (sorry to say) stoooopid passengers that still patronise the idio.ts? I just wonder.

Please people, don't let us just keep stomaching sheet. Let us act. We can very well act by withdrawing our patronage ASA to the forking P. When MTN almost killed me with crazy call tariffs, na once i drop dem line start with Etisalat and Ive been so happy i did that. Arik sef fork up, na once i change airline. Once again folks, lets avoid the bas.tards (arik) and also spread the bad news around. If we all do this, lets see for how long the goons will survive.

odiaero:
Zombie, who told you am from Edo State?, you people should just stop lieing about Arik

Excuse me? Who are the you people? and what reason have they to lie about Arik? Guy, please try to talk intelligently. Now i ask you one question, have you got any proof, any proof AT ALL to refute any of the allegations in the article? If you do, then let's have it. Otherwise SHUT THE FORK UP.

Onpe ki won to paa danu.
Wetin efcc still dey wait sef wey dem neva blow him head scatter.
Plough N10Billion on Ikorodu-Sagamu road that keeps killing innocent souls due to trailer/containers tipping over on passenger cars because of the terrible state the road is and lets see if that won't make a difference.

Infact Bankole snr. E no go better for you for that nonsense wey you dey yarn. If you as much as take one naira out of the N10 billion your thieving son is accused of stealing, may you spend that money treating cancer of the deak and balls. BASTARD!!!

odiaero:
@ All, Note that poster is a big liar, i guess he is working with some other small Airlines that want the fall of Arik Air

Please also know that Arik is a good company that employs their pilots base on qualifications, and not what  poster is claiming, and 90% of it fleet are brand new

@ Poster, Arik Air have more Aircraft orders that can be comfirm on Boeing website, and even have order for the world biggest passenger Airline, Airbus 380

I have stayed and chatted with Arikair Pilots and crew in same Hotel in Ikeja lagos for  Six months, and the owner of that Hotel is from Edo State just like CEO of Arik,

All i want to say is this, One day Seun, this people will just put you in serious wahala with all these their fake write ups

odiaero:
Man am telling you the truth, so many people are doing all things possible to bring down Arik, but Arik pass them, Brand new planes

odiaero:
Learn to type without being rude, Article fromur backyard

@ Odiaero.
it's people like you that stretch one's patience to its very limit on Nairaland. And when someone loses it and start describing your likes with very unpleasant but very true adjectives, the person will be labelled as rude, insulting bla bla bla.

The writer puts up his article with countless allegations against arik air's management. In your bid to counter his claims you put up such sentiment ridden and downright i.diotic posts above. You are either unintell.igent or a close relative of Arik air's chairman. One of these has to be true.

If you want to rebuff the countless claims in a credible and intelligent way, you should tell us how you interviewed a staff of arik air and asked him questions about how they are being owed 3 months salaries, availablility of water dispensers within their office premises, the non-remittance of their pension funds etc etc. There are probably a thousand serious allegations in the article. You should also tell us if he denied them or not.

Mind you i work. But luckily enough for me, my employer pays me my salary and allowances as at when due. So i cant just imagine being owed a month's salary talk more of 3 months salaries. ARE YOU FORKING KIDDING ME? 3 STRAIGHT FORKING MONTHS? How the fork do i pay my bills, cater for my family? Even if all other allegations in the article were false and this one alone is true, then i boldly say that ARIK AIR IS THE MOST FORKED UP COMPANY ON THE FORKING PLANET! i really empathise with the poster. I dont think you are gainfully employed (although i may be wrong) so i dont expect you to fully understand the implications of this single allegation.

Please note that i am not sucker enough to believe that everything the poster says about Arik air is true. hell no i dont. But you coming on here to present such narrow minded, imbecill.ic defence on Arik's behalf is what i find disgusting. You need to develop a mature, intelligent and objective means of viewing issues man.