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Abeeeeeegiiiiii. make all of una commot for road jor!

Wetin una dey yarn sef? Oh, una know say una no get money and una wan dey fork dey go. Well, i feel its all a question of the individual's priorities. For me, the kind of high i get from se.xual orga.sm CAN NOT be gotten thru any other means. That feeling cannot be equalled by no other. Its so inexplicable. its soooo sweet. Its soooo aaawwwwww! So i will do anything (short of incurring debt sha) to have that feel.

Being single ke? Una want make i dey suffer

But seriously, before you make that decision to remain single, think about what it feels like when a chic kisses you, strokes your deak, sucks it sensuosly, working on every part of it (the balls, the shaft, the head) with her tongue and lips, then imagine her stripping, imagine you returning the favour by giving her a head, imagine her moans, imagine rimming her (for kinky motherforkers in the building), then imagine what penetration feels like, think about the slow and fast pumping, and alternating between extreme thrust speeds, think about alternating se.xual positions, think about the do..y style, i repeat, think about the do..y style, then imagine you pumping away when you are about to come, Now imagine you comming soo strongly with that shout of VICTORY,

Please reconsider your decision. Please,

@ Tashanja.
All that regional voting stuff will be suspended this week. Karen will sweep the votes like sheet. She is as safe as anything you can imagine.

This is Fork addict's rant and rave session (3)

BERENDINA: Since controversy is an integral part of Africa's weird definition of entertainment and her stay in the house thus far is devoid of any form of it, little wonder why she's been labelled as boring. Berendina is a free spirited chic. I think shes feels she's about the least sexy in the house, hence she doesnt even bother about getting down with any of the guys. I really love her complexion and her controversy free conduct in the house thus far anyways. But i cant say the same about her ability to entertain me.

MISS P(EO): I cant, probably never will understand how someone could possibly lose focus as much as this chic did. She got completely immersed in Alex's game and lost any form of direction. She even confessed that she wouldnt mind Alex winning the money. Perhaps, the most annoying fact  is that Alex never opened his mouth to declare any form of intimate feelings for her. That in itself has already made her fall out with many of the chics in the house. I will be very much surprised if she's not up for eviction this week. Although i really really love her complexion. With some make up, it glows. Please look out for her during biggie's meet the contestant clip then you'll better understand what i'm talking about.

With all that said, if not for Africa's perverted idea of what entertainment is,  the guys i would have loved to win are Felicia (famous for her naughtiness and energy and maybe gossipping), Michael (famous for his charm with the ladies) and Nic (famous for his intelligence, eloquence and charisma) in that order. However here are the likely guys to be crowned by Africa: Karen, Hanni, and Luclay and possibly Lomwe. But i aint comfortable with Luclay on the list cos with that guy, anything is possible. Simply put, expect anything when it comes to Luclay. Having discovered that Weza has played him, he may just do something rash that may lead to his untimely eviction. But if he maintains the status quo, then we all will see him in the finale.

@ Screendiva and wesely80.
I only gave an objective opinion and analysis on the  housemates still in the game as of week8. Karen is popular. No one is doubting that. She may even win the money, (good for her), but the fact is she aint attractive please and shes desperate for male attention but only initially put up a front like she didnt care about male attention as she was always attacking Bhoke's and Kim's relationships (some sort of fakeness). But now, we all know better. Sadly enough, both guys shes trying to catch (Zeus and Wendell) have rejected her severally. Even sadder is the fact that none of the guys in the house comes even close to finding her attractive. The truth must be told folks. However, she is most likely to emerge one of the winners. That is another hard fact.

This is Fork addict's rant and rave session (2)

Please pardon my error of ommission in Weza's case. And that pertains to her dress sense. she's a power dresser most of the time. She will most likely fall out (if she already hasn't fallen out) with other housemates cos she bad mouths a whole lot. she called Felicia a witch, and badmouthed Milli to the Tails housemate immediately she (Weza) got into tails. with all that said, may i continue from where i stopped initially?

KIM: A bush girl no doubt whose spoken english competency is awful. I love her cos she goes for what she wants and damns the consequences. she was romantically involved with Nic before he was evicted and now she's already rolling intimately with lomwe. My guess is Africa will disapprove of this attitude of jumping into bed with any guy available, that an african woman is supposed to be chaste and all that bull sheet.

VINA: i used to like her until she farted publicly without apologising a few weeks back. This i personally find rude and offensive even as a viewer talk more as a housemate. Her betrayal of her supposedly bossom friend Vimbai by advising alex to watch out for her and hanni is another negative point. Shes a snake and i take betrayal very very seriously. keeps flirting seriously with Lomwe but goes around telling anyone that cares to listen that nothing is going on between her and Lomwe. i don't know who she thinks she can fool.

WENDALL: Another ladies man but less so when compared with Alex cos of his height. Got zero as in ZERO, NIL, NADA entertainment value. But funny and annoying enough, seems to be popular with Africa as evidently displayed in last week's voting pattern. See how funny africa can be?

MILLICENT: I rate her as the goddess of gossip. Jeez! Dont give her food for a whole week but provide her with a gossip mate and she'll be perfectly fine. No evident strong point.

ZEUS: Nice guy on the surface. he seems to be more concerned about hurting his girlfriend's (back at home) feelings than winning the money. He claims to be a professional rapper but apart from the freestyle battle with Lomwe when i saw him rap, ive never seen him rap again. How sad cos he's got something that could easily endear him to africa but he's underutilizing it. If i were in his shoes, ill constantly be dropping crazy verses with crazy metaphors and crazy punchlines the way a REAL rapper should. personally, i feel he's the biggest flop on the show.

LOMWE: This is some hottie. Just as hot as (if not hotter) than Alex. He stands eyeball to eyeball with Alex as per height, brawn and face. His popularity seems to be on the rise albeit steadily. I dont know how Africa will view his recent romance with Kim. But then Richard (a married man) on BBA2(?) who kept flirting constantly with Tatiana ended up winning the game. So who can tell? I feel this guy in another flop cos the freestyle battle he had with ZEUS revealed that he's got some mad skills. Coupled with the fact that he's a DJ? And for him to keep misrepping?

VIMBAI: An intelligent, well travelled and exposed chic. She loves Wendell but keeps hiding under the 'he's my country mate' slogan. I kind of like her though.

SHARON O: I would give anything to spend a week locked up with this chic in some posh ten star hotel. Another gossipping tigress in the house. How far she's come and how far she goes on the show is exclusively as a result of her beauty. Nothing else. See Africa again? Well my guess is beauty is an integral factor of entertainment according to africa.

HANNI: A beauty also. I appoint her as the official resident motivational speaker and mediator in the house. Shes been seen psyching housemates up countless times. She comes across to me as confused. She rejected Lomwe before Africa and promises to consider him in private. That is some bull sheet. If you reject someone publicly, you are bound to accept him publicly too if you have a change of mind. But Africa really loves her.

Got to bounce now. Catch yall later!

playboy19:
What does immorality has to do with sex, Abeg sex is sex jor. I no know when we start to dey classify sex, immoral sex, marital sex, dating sex, abe igi sex (under tree sex), All sex na sex! And still does not dispute the fact that the male specie looses their hard earned money in the cause.

Thank you my brother. E be like say she be SU. Immoral sex? i dey laff

^^^^^ Seriously dude. What the fork got into you? I know say you craze well well. But you wan add busybodi join your craze

What the fork is your business in this? Its their numbers and they reserve the EXCLUSIVE right to give it to whomever, whenever, wherever they deem fit!

190. FORK YOU!

ogospec:
ok that pics is your babe pics right?
guy if you cant upgrade her to your standard then do not take advantage of her unfortunate situation simple as ABC
ka ji kwo?
inu go?
se, E gbo?
u don here?
emeh kom?

Naaah. No be my babe be dat.

You got it all twisted. I'm not the one taking advantage of her situation, she's the one taking advantage of my situation instead. She knows she's sexy, she knows i want her and she makes me part with my HARD EARNED money just to bed her. She gains on all grounds. She parts with nothing but gains pleasure and money. I gain pleasure and part with money. See, i lose something which is my HARD EARNED money. So who's taking advantage of the other?

@ 190.
With this your yeye, rubbish post, if i swear for you, walai e go tooooo catch you.

I meet one girl like 2 weeks ago (on sunday) and i escape wit her name and number. I carry am go my crib the following sat but notin happen. The next day (sunday), i carry am go my crib again and we smooch wella. We commot cloth, press anytin, squeez anytin but we no fork. She talk say when we see yesterday, say we go fork tire. When we con see yesterday, the girl con dey stiff body and the koko be say we no con fork again as she tell me before. I sure say the girl change her mind cos she read this your nonsense, jagbajantis post.

Wetin con vex me pass be say thru out yesterday for office, from morning till we close, na one kind baaaad hardon i dey carry waka everywhere dey hope say better forking go happen when i reach house. You can imagine how miserable i felt when the whole plan scatter!

kai 190, how person wan take treat this your MEGA FORK UP?

hey mods. please lock this forking thread god.damnit!

^^^^ wetin dey worry this poster sef? ehn? wetin dey worry you?

You have been advised several times not to call him that he doesnt feel jack about you. why are you forcing yourself on him? HE DOESNT FEEL NADA FOR YOU. GET IT? Jeez!

ogospec:
fork addict pls are you a lady or a guy? no wonder you are reasoning like that,
back to business
yeah you well said that they needed better life thats why they will want to give in to just sex, how i wish that our eyez will be opened to see the terrible situaton that had led my fellow ladies to some sympathetic state, NIGERIA!!!
at this juncture, you have proven your selfishnes to the highest level, why will you want to enjoy the good and natural beauty GOD have endowed her with without plans to upgrade her to the standard of dating or marrying her?

I'm a guy.

Na marriage you just call like dat? MARRIAGE?

That apart. Now tell me, why would i want to waste my time, effort and resources trying to upgrade her to the standard of marrying her when there are thousands of other chics that do not need to be upgraded and are ready to be married?

190:


Then you havent been looking hard enough!

Try going around the Nigerian ladies circles on facebook

They even transact business there and agree prices with you -

Go to sex[i]u[/i]ality section, ask born2f[i]u[/i]ck how he does it amongst 1000's of other ranchy guys there

Facebook na their new specialization

I even send another chic invite for like 2 weeks now but she still never add me. i sure say na because she don see this kind yeye post for your mind.
OK. i go ask born2fuck if we block on top any thread.

But 190, i still talk am say, you fork up!

190:

OK i f[i]u[/i]ck up - are you happy now!    

But wait bro, Quoting from your last response    Are u trying to tell me, you cant walk up to a woman and get her without using ** or you are into these facebook ru[i]n[/i]s  

As you don admit say you fork up, i don happy.

Of course, i can very much get chics without facebook and like i earlier said, i wasnt on Fb until a few weeks ago. I signed up just to get more chics but the only friend wey i get talk say she no wan fork. You think say na small tin to be fork addict? I try to explore any and every possible way to get laid.

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=702136.msg8622417#msg8622417 date=1309441371]so 190 I did bad to add you on FB   [/quote]That is exactly what he is saying. he also said that (although not directly but inferrably) that by adding him, you dont have common sense.

190:

ROTFLMFAOOO!!

Fork addict u would continue to remain my partner in crime

Lets be logical here, Im not talking bout Nigerian women that has been killed here

[b]why dont you do a hypothesis analysis and get your results on the number of NIGERIAN GIRLS THAT HAS BEEN LAID through facebook[/b]do it immediately and get back to me

That again is exactly my point. Many guy men and sharp girls get laid courtesy of facebook and we forking love it that way. WE FORKING LOVE IT THAT WAY.

Kai 190. You fork up!

190:
This basically isnt bout sex or sand-sand,

Its Just what's been noticed, and its plain irritating

Nigerian ladies really need to up their game and take it to the guys

You fork addict might get pissed cos you feel im trying to allow some Nigerian ladies grow some common sense

Why would a Nigerian lady accept strangers off the internet, when she has her pics and that of her family there as well as other

private stuff on there, some have over 4,000 friends and the rest seemingly cant utilize a simple privacy settings on there, I have tons of friends

who are Nigerians and i find it quite irresponsible that everything is just out there open for everyone to see (well its not my business)

Ask these same Nigerian girls been discussed here, they get tons and tons of messages from random guys off the internet saying - Hi baby

I just saw your pics, i would love to know you better ** what bullshiit, i believe fork addict is quite addicted to that.

All im saying is there is nothing like common security up in the head of a Nigerian woman (No offence nor generalization) Its just wat i have noticed

as long as they have BB, a boyfriend who has a flashy honda/toyota car and a guy that can buy them mr.biggs rice/ice-cream and pay for their

hair do, then the rest is history - they should learn from women out there - (well i kant blame them)

For your info, na only one friend i get for FB. and na chic. and she talk say she no wan fork. So officially, i got no friend on Fb. i can even state that i'm not on FB.

Forget the people wey dey talk say your post make sense o. I find this post as irritating as hell. How many girls you don hear of say dem kill for naija thru fb? Na me dey naija o. And i never hear dat kind story.

Besides, who told you that naija chics do not have common sense. Guy, dem get plenty common sense. Even if dem no get common sense, na your post go give dem common sense? In fact with this your rubbish post, i officially declare you as my number one enemy on NL.

Cuddlemii:
190 is a married man now. He is just being responsible. Who told u that his post would pour sand into anyones hustle, hiss. Babes wld open fire and drop water if they want or desire and not all the post and preaching in this life can stop that. Na today!


So ride on with your hustle, notin do u, just play it safe and remember to zip up often

Thank God say 190 yeye post no go disturb our hustle. Play safe ke? Zip up ke? Well, so help me God.

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The summary of this post is that Africa aint mature enough for a reality show like big brother. Except for a few editions, the most entertaing housemate never wins.

KAREN: I have always said it that Karen is the fakest beach in that house. She kept on attacking Bhoke and Kim because she's bitter that both of them were enjoying a blissful relationship while none of the guys finds her attractive enough. Have i not been vindicated now? Why was she asking Lomwe whether she was sexy? Why did she force Zeus to kiss her? I bet her guess was that africa wasnt watching because of the outage, but i think viewers know better now. To think that she is one of the favourites forking beats me. although she brings some form of drama to the tails house before both houses were mixed.

WEZA; No doubt an intelligent beach. a very intelligent beach. Very analytical. But does she think, she's more intelligent than the whole of Africa combined? Who does she think she can fool? she loves Luclay. Simple. so why the farcade? How far does she think her disgusting game will carry her? i will really love to see and hear her response to her romance with Luclay when Ik asks her when she's evicted, which i believe is very soon.

LUCLAY: a very unstable, arrogant dimwit. To also think that hes another favourite? Jeez! he too is capable of some drama but on the whole he overplays it. hes also been kinda quite since both houses have been mixed.

ALEX: Oh boy! The ladies man anytime, any forking day! with Miss P, Millicent, Vina, Vimbai and recently Weza all dieing for him. i hope he can use this to his advantage. he comes across to me as being too focused on the game. Trying so hard not to be romantically involved with any lady in the house. If dem born any of those girls well, make dem go greet am for Ghana. If the guy no fork dem toto scatter, make anybody no call me fork addict again.

FELICIA: My favourite. Her gossipping prowess apart, she brought so much energy to the heads house. I found her naughty and exciting to watch. No wonder she was voted the most melodramatic performer when they presented that hospital drama. (I cant remember the title anymore). Every single head housemate admitted that the house was quiet following her eviction and that it would take a while before things returned to normal. I even guess that Biggie realised that viewers would soon break into the heads house thru their tvs to demolish the house after her eviction cos it would be such a waste keeping that house running. Hence he quickly decided to mix both houses to prevent that from happening.

MUMBA: This is some cold beach. She was never happy to receive any of the former heads housemate to tails. karen's only true friend in the house. Her entertainment value is almost nil. I cant quite place her relationship standing though. But my guess is she was attracted to Luclay at some point before Luclay told her off when she was making a big deal out of his kissing her during their reharsal for their drama presentation.

Got to bounce now. i'll be back!

190:
Why are Nigerian ladies not security conscious, you meet them up today

Ask them out, they vomit their phone numbers, BB pin and even address and most times you could even pick a lady

on the way and chat her up,

Out there, Other Nations are more security conscious, they would never give their phone numbers, BB pins or even face book till they have a vivid

Idea of whom they dealing with, and take things gradually through stages but its a clear difference when dealing with a Nigerian woman Just go

straight to the point and you could be dating her in as much as 2days of meeting her

does that make our women cheap compared to other ladies

**Please dont derail or risk getting a ban cos I've been made a moderator and if u derail this thread- I wont hesitate to ban your arse**

Please dont let people feel that naija guys are a confused bunch of people. We dey ALWAYS shout for here say naija chics too dey form. say dem too dey long tins. take an opinion poll, youll find that most guys feel this way.

Now you wake up one forking morning and you try to encourage them on how to long tins If naija chics are really like what you described above, leave them for us abeg. We LOVE LOVE them that way. Haba! No come pour sand inside our hustle abeg!

To all JEJ apologists. Will yall have a re-think if due to JEJ's confused state and cluelessness about what governance is, Boko Haram went haywire and detonated a bomb somewhere that claimed the life of a loved one of yours?

I bet nobody here has lost a loved one in a bomb blast. That is why it is easy to keep applauding JEJ even when his incompetence is gross and obvious to all. I am grateful to God i havnt lost a loved one in any such terrible incident. But do i have to before i wake up and realise that the Chief security officer of the Federal Republic of Nigeria is so incompetent?

It would have been easier to understand if any of you guys belonged to the political class. But most of you do not and you are here supporting a president whose corrupt self and corrupt party and legislators are denying us of funds rightfully meant for our well being? In what sphere of the life of the common man has Jonathan made an impact for over year now that he has been fully in charge of our affairs? Power? good roads? security? portable water? education? health care system? What? Nigerians are just an un-forking-believable set of people

enyojo:
Look at it this way:
Tony Anenih stole Billions that was appropriated for Benin-Ore Expressway, and as a result, atleast thousands of people are either dead or deformed and vehicles and products perish on an annual basis. Just one man and his corhots!

Boko Haram detonate bombs and hundreds die annually.
Niger Delta Militants kidnap Oyibos and bomb oil facilities, only those who resist their mission or refuse to heed warnings are killed or maimed.

From the above, you can see the hierachy of wickedness!

GOD BLESS YOU FOR THIS. HOW CAN SOMEONE TOLERATE WITH WARPED REASONING JUST BECAUSE THEIR FORKING BRAINS ARE PLACED UPSIDE DOWN IN THEIR FORKING HEADS. LETS WAIT AND SEE IF ANYBODY CAN COUNTER YOUR ARGUMENTS ABOVE. THEY WILL SIMPLY IGNORE IT AND MOVE TO COUNTER ATTACK OTHER ARGUMENTS THEY DEEM AS WEAK.

BY THE WAY, I REALLY REALLY LOVE YOUR SIGGY. PLEASE PUT IT ON FOR A LONG TIME. PLEASE,

ogospec:
o yes fork addict, you are not being discriminatory you are just arguing from your own view point (1), i know some guys may be lying as you said, but on a neutral ground why must Be Intimate with some one you cant date or marry is not because of your own selfish and non-challant reasons (2). most hawkers may be very brilliant and capable of making it in school but condition had deprived them of gaining good education (3). now my argument here is that you should not just have that mentality that hawkers dont worth to be dated or married (4), I STILL believe and I quote that "if you love anybody make he or she what you want (5)"![color=#000099][/color] thanks.

1. At least, thanks for not labelling me as dicriminatory

2. Do you think that guys should only be intimate with chics they can date or marry? If so you are sadly, sadly mistaken. Guys most of the time are driven by lust and lust is driven majorly by the chics physical attributes. So guys can very well and even most of the time be intimate with a chic they have no plan of dating or marrying. Thats what happens everywhere, everytime. Moreso, i dont quite agree with you that we guys do so because of our selfish reasons. But picture this, i'm driving my posh car or suv and i stop by a sexy hawker. Lets assume the total worth of her wares is 5k and i purchase about 4k worth. Before i leave, i drop my complimentary card with her and ask her to give me a call promising her that her life is just about to change for the better. She calls me up and before we say ogospec, we are already forking each other. In your opinion, isnt she selfish? Why did she call me up if not for what she stands to gain after forking me? Now i'm having a hard on.

3. I very much agree with you on that but then who says that life is fair?

4. Of course, every guy out there is entitled to his opinion and his choice. But for me personally, e go hard me to date or marry a hawker.

5. Yeah for sure.

By the way, i'm enjoying this exchange of ideas. Please endeavour to keep it clean.

pDude:
@fork addict- abi ooo! help me tell all the hipocrites in this forum. na every time person go use protection?

Chei maguy! You sef dey there? God go punish dat stoooopid tin wey dem dey call condom sef!

You know for your mind say all that demo na because you wan fork her. Why dont you just go straight to the forking point and tell her whats on your mind? That way, you dont waste your time, you dont waste her time and most importantly, you dont waste Jonathan's time.

ogospec:
i am very much pleased about most answers given by you guys but for you FORK ADDICT i am not suprise because your name portrayed what you are.
no condition is permanent, whosever you love make Him or Her what you want.

Fine. You are entitled to your opinion. But let me tell you, most of the people here that tell you they can date a hawker either do no know the meaning of date or they are just lieing. When you date someone, you guys will have to spend time together, go out together etc. Imagine taking a hawker to the movies, beach, and other fun places as a well paid employee of a nice company and bumping into your friends who try to engage her in a discussion only for them to discover that she cant even flow smoothly in englishThink about what your as$ will face at your office in the following weeks, months, even years. As always, as a practicalist, na practical i dey yarn so.

Truth be told, if you can not afford to be seen with someone anywhere on the forking planet even the white house, probably cos of the damage it will cause on your rep, then it aint worth it dating that person.

I apologise if i come across to you as being discriminatory. But if i were really discriminatory, i wouldnt even confess to being able to fork them in the first instance. If she's pretty, with big boooooooooooobs and nice as$, nice complexion, rounded thighs and nice HYGIENE, why the hell cant we fork? But to date? HELL FORKING NO!!!

What the fork is the importance of the so called council of state meeting in the first instance? if the stoooooopid council were dissoled and disbanded, will the lot of the common man in naija be worse? can our lot be worse? Bloooooody Waste of resources.

We have about four hundred and something legislators, thirty something ministers (with the possibility of increasing the number to about fifty), thousands of special advisers to the presido in naija and yet the common man still suffers. All those idi.ots can not improve the living conditions of the common man. Is it some, stoooopid, idio.tic council thats not even recognised by the constitution that will turn naija to paradise