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Romance › Re: Why Do Bachelors Avoids Financially Comfortable Spinsters.? by forkadict(m): 5:27pm On Jun 13, 2011

upendo 98:
@MMM

4give me 4 asking but what d your initials stand for?

[b]M[/b]an [b]M[/b]ade [b]M[/b]ad

I think you are right

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by forkadict(m): 12:52pm On Jun 13, 2011

^^^^ Thanks men. this makes much more sense than the previous supposed voting pattern. But its still rather unacceptable cos amongst the head housemates and in the outside world, Zeus is a much more appreciated housemate than Millicent the gossip.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by forkadict(m): 8:31am On Jun 13, 2011

^^^ What tha fork! as in WHAT THA FORK! I have always told people who care to listen that Africa has got a perverted taste of what entertainment constitutes. Africa aint just ready yet for reality shows particularly Big Brother. How the fork can millicent pull 5 country votes G.O.DDAMNIT! What does she do in the house anyways? all she does is gossip, gossip and gossip. and this is the person that pulled 5 country votes? SMH.

Another housemate that disgusts me to hell (apart from the bleached ho called Karen) is Luclay. Cocky, self conceited, arrogant maggot. Sadly enough, he's got such an amazimg followership. I wont be surprised at all if he emerges one of the winners. What kind of torture is queer Africa subjecting me to?

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by forkadict(m): 12:28pm On Jun 09, 2011

Zizi:
Please Leave Karen alone. She no send anybody including that arrogant Luclay. Kobikwelu you have been silent this year Oooooo even in the BB chat U just silent>>, Wetin now??

We no dey leave am alone. That nonsense girl wey don bleach finish? Girl wey be say this minute she go yarn like naija, next minute she go dey blow one kain confused fone? But sadly enough, i see her going far. Africans and their perverted taste of entertainment!

Romance › Re: Would You Date A Female Smoker? by forkadict(m): 4:40pm On Jun 08, 2011

You guys should be more specific. what exactly are you smoking? is it cigarrette, weed, cocaine or what?
For cigarrette and weed, i no send if my chic dey smoke dem so long as she sabi fork well well. But for COCAINE, lai lai i no fit.

Romance › Re: Name One Word That Can Kill A Woman by forkadict(m): 4:23pm On Jun 08, 2011

*** Frown, for special effects****
Kai your b.r.eas.t milk is bitter.

Phones › Re: Should Any Sensible Person Be On The MTN Network? by forkadict(op): 3:04pm On Jun 07, 2011

rareman:
but why is everyone here bad mouthing MTN, it's not fair at all, here is someone's business, in the 1st they did not force u to their network, they are not reaping anybody off, u have a choice to make, there are several network abound here in Nigeria u can make use any. There is no law in Nigeria that says if u don't use MTN u will be die. There are better things to talk about, phcn is not working yet u pay them and they still collect from your tax yet u ve not complained. I think we should use this energy to attack those withholding our power. To me if u think MTN is reaping u off try phcn.

Yes you are right, we have several options apart from MTN. Many of us (those who have complained on the preceeding pages) have started exploiting these other options. For me personally (and i believe for a good number of us too) it took us time before we soji ourselves. I am only pained because (MTN) took me for a ride for a very long time.
About PHCN. Who told you that we haven't complained?? Do you read newspapers at all? Even if you don't, don't you watch political programs on television? Guy, PEOPLE DON COMPLAIN TIRE FOR PHCN in every single medium available, print, electronic, whatever. Our corrupt leaders are too clueless and corrupt to tackle the power issue. Only God can help us out now. We had the opportunity to effect a change in April but what do we have, nigerians still returned the same corrupt set of fooooools to office. If i ask you who you voted for as president, I'll be surprised if you don't tell me JEJ. Please lets not turn this into a political discussion.That is a very volatile issue on Nairaland.

tollu:
Nigerians! We are a class unto our own selves. If you guys are not satisfied, what then are you doing on the network? What?A whole lot of you do not like change of any sort, all you know how to do is complain.Before April 2011, we were complaining about the PDP government. Any outsider would have sworn PDP would never get into the seat of power but what did we see when results came? Goodluck as your president.

The truth is you guys like to suffer and complain, it must be some kind of mind altering drug to you. If something doesn't work, you furking change it especially when there are so many alternatives.

Now, I work with MTN n this would most definitely be seen as disloyal but the truth is once I resign from their job in a couple of months, I leave their network for them.There's no excuse for poor quality of service or customer dissatisfaction because these Telcos all have the same challenges.Guys you have a choice, matter of fact you have many choices. Don't try to force square pegs in round holes, it won't fit.

I have already found an alternative. I am now so cool with my etisalat. So even if MTN increases their forking rate to one thousand naira per second, na dem sabi. You may be right about people not liking change of any sort. I make bold to state that i aint one of them. Despite how politically non challant i am, i still took time to go vote in april and i didnt vote for PDP. So you see, i got fed up with mtn and i changed pronto to Etisalat. I got fed up with PDP (I still am) and i voted for CPC but God knows best.

Phones › Re: Should Any Sensible Person Be On The MTN Network? by forkadict(op): 10:25am On Jun 07, 2011

^^^^ You suppose try understand for the guy now. Na MTN dey feed am so him no get choice.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by forkadict(m): 10:22am On Jun 07, 2011

THE AMAKA:
I don't like how nominations played out this week. other than Zeus, every other house mate got only two votes. NA WA! but then again, it's about 5 weeks into the show and i guess this week, with 7 house mates up for eviction, they can at least eliminate two or three. but with on a two nomination basis? not cool.
anyway, Confidence got big headed the last two times she got saved but this time she is up against stronger people with better personalities so i see Confidence, Zeus, and Millicent or Vimbai going home this week.

and by the way, Lomwe is an ! how can he save Felicia? save her for what? what does she have to offer on the show? all she is made up of is gossip and nothing else. I will assume its because she is his country mate and THAT'S IT! they aren't even that close in the house so I'm sure that's the only reason. SHAME. i was praying for Felicia to go this week. SMH!!!!

Do you actually expect Lomwe to deny his countrymate and save anyone else? That they are contrymates is sufficient reason for him to save her. The fact that they aint close, or (according to you) the fact that she's got nothing to offer is irrelevant.

What is this blind love you have for karen huh

I find many things disgusting about her viz:
1) She's a nag. Why does she keep overemphasizing some people are real/fake issue? Persistently?
2) If she were so real why did she bleach her skin?? Have you seen her face without make up? Dont you want to puke? The definition of being real encompasses being comfortable with the way you are.
3) Her Accent is AAARRRGHH!. Sometimes she talks with a typical/crude naija accent. Pronouncing words with th as t. For instance, if she wants to say i think, she'll say i tink. And at other times, she'll be speaking in a forced, indistinct accent. Her diction too na wa.
4)She's probably the only housemate in the house with fake boobs. And she keeps on blabbing that she's real huh

?
5) She sees herself as some 'seductress'. Flashing excess flesh at the slightest opportunity just to be noticed by the guys.

For a fact, if i were to choose the chics to bed in that house, i will certainly prefer every other chic (except Millicent) to karen. If it were possible for me to bed Millicent using styles that would enable me to avoid looking at her face, then i will certainly choose millicent over and above her. The summary of my post is that Karen sucks biiiiiiiiiig Tiiiiime!

Phones › Re: Should Any Sensible Person Be On The MTN Network? by forkadict(op): 9:24am On Jun 07, 2011

olamitunde:
Things i use ma mtn sim for
1.send free mms
2.browse and download unlimited
3.send sms to mtn numbers
things i dont do on ma mtn
1.make calls
2.send sms 2 other ntwrk
3.do any of their useless callertunez n other b*||sh*ts,.

Imagine the above post, if every subscriber is like this no network operator will survive because all you care about is cheap , free and
bonus. it"s a pity that most people on this thread think and behave this way

What the fork on earth gives you the right to insult scores of people with collective pain just because they chose to express their anger at a network that cares for nothing other than sucking their blood huh

From your post, i assume the following:
1) You are a kid who probably started using a phone not too long ago and as such you are still basking in the euphoria of coming of age and owning a phone. All you need is just a line. Any line would do for you.

2) You aint responsible for your calling credit. One mugu somwhere is. Otherwise if you work hard for your money, you would know that its just wasteful for anyone to be making calls with an MTN line. Will you say that just because you dont love cheap, free rates and bonuses, you'll actually pay double for a service another network will provide for you satisfactorily for half the price? are you that wasteful? Are you that irresponsible? Based on this single argument, i conclude (not even assume anymore) that you do not work for your money. If by any chance you work, then you have access to some cheap money. You are definitely involved in some form of crime.

You don't seem to get the point we are making here. To call an MTN line using glo, etisalat and airtel will cost aroung N15 per minute and to call an MTN line using an MTN line will cost you around N30 or N25 per minute depending on the time of the day you are making the call. You are now proudly telling us that because you dont like cheap, free rates and bonuses you will prefer to make your calls using an MTN line. Does that sound sensible to you?? Note that i have not even mentioned calling other networks with an MTN line. The disparity in calling rates in between MTN and other networks can be killing.

Fashion › Re: Recommend A Powerful & Long-lasting Cologne by forkadict(m): 2:07pm On Jun 03, 2011

Since 2007, i have been using FM (Federicco Mohora) exclusively. I just take 6 sprays in the morning before leaving for work around half past 6 in the morning. During lunch at work, i play table tennis intensively and sweat like sheet. By the time i get home in the evening around 7pm, the perf still smells on me. I live in lagos and believe me, lagos can be hot at times.

Romance › Re: Name Three Words That Will Humilate Any Man by forkadict(m): 9:28am On Jun 03, 2011

Coming from a guy's chic to the guy:
1. I forked our driver, gatekeeper,houseboy etc
2. You are so useless in and out of bed
3. You are impotent
4. You aint the father of our children. I heard a story about a woman who told her husband this in the heat of an argument. Omo, the guy kill her o. Con by himself go police station.

Romance › Re: Why Are Fine Girls Always Very Difficult To Get? by forkadict(m): 9:11am On Jun 03, 2011

Raymondenyi:
i'v seen so many inexperienced comments, ha its such a pitty u boys know meager about relationships wel let me educate y'll. Getin a very pretty girl is really a very difficult task(y? Cuz they hav so many options n re more concerned wit persons dat kan maintain there beautiful needs)so i'll advice u young boys 2 only go 4 them if u hav enough 2 cather 4 there beautiful nids. K boys beckon me any other tym 4 more advice k? Wil b waiting. Ciao

OK. So yours is the most experienced comment of all.

Mr. Teacher that wants to educate us. If getting pretty girls is such a difficult task for you, please do not expect it to be so for every other guy. Like many of us 'inexperienced' posters have said, to get a really beautiful girl, you need effects or effizzy. And mind you sometimes you even get them just like that if she really really digs your personality. And note if you are a very funny guy who can make people laugh no matter how depressed they are, that is a mega plus for you. You go so fork fine fine chics ehn, reason is because hardly can you find a girl who doesnt love to laugh. Well, except witches and HARDCORE sadists.

Mr. Special Adviser, you clearly do not have an idea of what you are trying to advice people on. So your wait will be forever man.

And please note that by pretty or fine girls, i mean pretty or fine regular girls. Students or (un)employed. I dont mean those HARDCORE aristo chics. Like the ones that their Babalayes can send on vacation abroad, buy them cars and expensive jewelries, houses etc. You just have to be a Babalye to pull those ones.

Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by forkadict(m): 4:22pm On Jun 02, 2011

jay bee:
I'm sure you do in an ideal world but Nairaland does have own rules that everyone has agreed to abide by once registered. Using foul languages is totally against NL's rules and i'm sure you'd agree with me that breaking these rules cos someone else did it is certainly not the way forward.

All we ask is for each and everyone of us to do our bit and if that involves you testing your restraint threshold and having to use the report to mod button more often so as to abide by these rules then please do.

i agree with you on that one. Please dont get me wrong. i dint say that Nl doesnt have rules, i said cyberfight doesnt have rules. You will agree with me NL rules prohibit cyberfights in its entirety.They do not regulate cyberfights.

Oga JayBee. Wetin una dey look before wey matter con spoil like dis? Na now una just wake up see say wahala dey una con dey run helter skelter. Well sha i go try to dey use the report to mod button (even though na veeery long thing). So help me God.

Romance › Re: 11 Questions Every Woman Should Ask Her Man by forkadict(m): 3:14pm On Jun 02, 2011

OCCULTIST:
Number 14. Does he go downtown on a lady? Is very important,as every lady love this act of love making but 95% of them are shy to express their feelings and desire to their man. Infact this is the most important in any relationship

Says who? You? You mean your opinion should be accepted by all of us as FACT? SMH

Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by forkadict(m): 2:58pm On Jun 02, 2011

@ Oga jay Bee.
My experience with insults flying around is that some people just can't mind their god.danmed businesses. Or how do you explain a scenario where my post is exclusively directed at Mr.A only for Mr.B to respond to the post, without Mr. A's consent and insult me. Oga Jay Bee, trust me, using that report button na veeeeery long thing. If someone uses as much as a word that i find offensive in qualifying me in a post, i reserve the right to respond with ten thousand more offensive words. Cyberfights are like streetfights. There are no rules. If someone abuses me, where is it written that i can not abuse his mum in return knowing that most people have soft spots for their mothers?

Then my advice to you regarding petitions to ban people. Just don't ban people based on another person's request. Try to trace the genesis of the battle. You'll be amazed that the petitioner in most cases is even the agressor. It's because the battle degenerates to a level where he (the petitioner) can no longer cope, that prompts him to log a complaint. In such instances, you'll agree with me that it will be unfair of you to ban the guy that was petitioned.

Romance › Re: 11 Questions Every Woman Should Ask Her Man by forkadict(m): 12:08pm On Jun 02, 2011

iyatrustee:
really?

Yep

Politics › Re: Jonathan In Secret Talks With Tinubu by forkadict(m): 12:04pm On Jun 02, 2011

Bensonite:
You must be a lazy boy/man by your post. If by 2015 you still do not find a job because you are unemployable or have entrepreneuring skill blame it on GEJ supporters on NL. No one will join your family into this because only you choose to be lazy. Now wake up from sleep the elections are over. You have been sleeping for 12 years is that what you are saying?

For your info Mr Benson & Hedges, i am employed. Gainfully employed for that matter. maybe after you don smoke benson abi na igbo, smoke don full your brain. Na why you come NL dey misyarn be dat.

Since you have just proven to the whole world that you are dhaft and stooooooooopid not to understand my simple post, im a break it down for you. So here we go mr. stoooooopid:
(1) I spend so much on fuelling my gen which would have been unneccessary if power were to be stable. So if by 2015, i still spend so much or even more on fuelling my gen, then JEJ and his silly supporters on NL will meet me here in 2015.
(2) I spend so much on maintaining my car cos of the conditions of the road around my house and on the way to my office. I replace Shock absorbers, ball joints, bushings of my car every now and then. So if by 2015, i still spend so much or even more on maintaining these parts of my car, then JEJ and his silly supporters on NL will meet me here in 2015.
(3) JEJ plans to increase electricity tariffs next january. If this happens, i will spend much more than i currently do on energy and because I aint working in the civil service, i dont expect a commensurate increment in my salary to cushion the effect of increased spending on power. The overall effect the increase in tariff will have on me is that i will have reduced disposable income.
Many more examples abound but for the sake of my time, i will limit the examples to the ones above. I will advice you (i.d.iot) to beg the moderator to take down your post cos you just displayed your folly to the world to see. but i no blame you sha, NL na for gbogbo ero.

Romance › Re: 11 Questions Every Woman Should Ask Her Man by forkadict(m): 11:23am On Jun 02, 2011

iyatrustee:
very true fork addict. many more questions than just the eleven. but then, the eleven are somehow the most important ones that came to my mind.

Sexual positions, how many rounds etc are not issues that should constitute a problem normaly. his views on other crazy sexual practises should be handled carefully cos its a delicate issue.

are you now proposing to 190(f)?

Yes because shes very real. and i hear (from reliable sources) that she can fork very very well.

Romance › Re: Why Are Fine Girls Always Very Difficult To Get? by forkadict(m): 11:16am On Jun 02, 2011

Da Doctor:
yes i have heard and i know all that,

BUT HAD MET A PRETTY DAMSEL WHO IS DAMN RICH AND YOUNG.
She embraced the looks, and not just the dough alone.(1)

anyway, we are saying samething sha, BUT U KNOW SOME GUYS ARE JUST, DESPITE HUGE PACKAGING.

Most ladies also want a man who is presentable and okay aside the riches, (2)

MOST NL LADIES CAN ATTEST TO THAT, (3)

(1) Packaging.
(2) Packaging.
For another matter o, i fit take dem opinion. But for this one, i no send. Whether they attest o, whether dem no attest o, I no send. Wetin i sabi be say na practical i dey yarn since morning. By the way, dont you know that most Nl ladies like forming on most issues. Only a few of them say sheet as it is men. believe it or not.

Romance › Re: 11 Questions Every Woman Should Ask Her Man by forkadict(m): 10:57am On Jun 02, 2011

@ Iyatrustee. More questions for you:
1. What is his favourite sexual position?
2. How many round can he go in one night? You'll agree with me that this is necessary so as to avoid compatibility issues.
3. His views about rimming, exhibitionism, voyeurism and other crazy sexual practices.
My point iya trustee is that there are too many questions to ask. And if i may ask what even made you restrict 'the questions' to eleven huh

@ 190(f) darling, please can i ask you the following questions?
1. What is your favourite sexual position?
2. How many round can you go in one night?
3. What are your views about rimming, exhibitionism, voyeurism and other crazy sexual practices darling? Please get back to me, i need to know,

Romance › Re: Why Are Fine Girls Always Very Difficult To Get? by forkadict(m): 10:40am On Jun 02, 2011

@ Da doctor.
You never hear girls talk say "although the guy no fine, but im pocket fine" what do you think they are talking about?

Romance › Re: Why Are Fine Girls Always Very Difficult To Get? by forkadict(m): 10:37am On Jun 02, 2011

@ da Doctor.
Packaging encompasses good looks. Unless he's very very ugly then there aint much packaging can do. But if he's got an average looks then with the right diet, cosmetics and grooming he'll emerge with more than average looks. Believe me. This one na practical no be theory i dey yarn you. No be theory at all. If i show you my pix when i was in the university and now. Maguy you go shout.

Romance › Re: Why Are Fine Girls Always Very Difficult To Get? by forkadict(m): 10:31am On Jun 02, 2011

@ OP.
I forgot to add. Don't repeat don't mind all those who ask you to wait and persist. If you meet all the above requirements, you wont need to spend much time on a chic cos dem go yapa. so if anyone dares to front, you just drop her and move on to the next victim or lucky girl as the case may be. it will be her loss cos she'll miss all the comfort you provide for her. Nuff said.

Romance › Re: Why Are Fine Girls Always Very Difficult To Get? by forkadict(m): 10:28am On Jun 02, 2011

@ OP.
I assume you are resident in naija and you are refferring to naija chics. I also assume that by the term 'get' in your post, you mean to lay the chic. No strong attachment or connection to the chic afterwads. If both statements are true, then you may quote me if you wish. Fine girls aint difficult to get. Its all about your 'packaging'. If you are still in school, wait until you graduate and pray to God for a well paying job. If this happens, you'll come back then and revisit this post and laugh at yourself.

The essence of a well paying job is to give you a nice 'packaging'. You'll be cruising a nice car, living alone in a well furnished apartment, you'll dress well and smell good always. You'll also be able to give a chic a nice treat without much sweat or even without any sweat at all. You'll be surprised that you'll meet a very fine girl today and exchange numbers. A few days later, you'll invite her to hang out with you and you'll give her a treat. The next time you guys will be seeing (maybe a few days afterwards), you'll be forking each other. Then, you'll be doing these to girls that you dare not step to now. If however you are working and you still have the same impression, then something, somewhere in wrong. Very wrong.

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Politics › Re: Jonathan In Secret Talks With Tinubu by forkadict(m): 9:25am On Jun 02, 2011

This is to all JEJ supporters on this forum. May God spare our lives until 2015. If by 2015, i take stock of events in my life by assessing the level of impact the government has made on my life and i discover that i am not better off or i discover that i am even worse off, I will curse everyone of you, your fathers, your mothers, your uncles, your children and all your relations for wasting another four years of my life. Making it 16 years of my life wasted by that rogue party called PDP. We had the opportunity to make a change but you sentimental and short sighted things went ahead and blew the opportunity. Once again, may God spare our lives, i dey look una and una JEJ.

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